I paid too much for Feiwuluo

Alice didn't answer Fu Heihui's question directly, she just pushed her new friend gently, signaling that he would fall out of the team if he didn't keep up.

It was different from the admission process in Shishu Duoduoliang's memory. Before the entrance ceremony, the teachers of Bingsheng Elementary School led Alice and the little bean dings to the classroom, and after briefly explaining the precautions at the ceremony, they organized They lined up in two files down the corridor and into the auditorium.

At the same time, the broadcast on campus also began to call the parents of the students to the auditorium to be seated.

"Honor." Kusanagi poked the Red King beside him with bent elbows, and raised his chin in the direction where the parents gathered, "It's your turn."

Frowning, Zhou Fangzun silently glanced at the figures of the parents who were dressed formally, as if they were attending their children's wedding.

"Can't you go?" Zhou Fangzun took a deep breath irritably. To be honest, he was addicted to smoking, but smoking at the school gate, not to mention whether other parents would have any objections, Kusanagi would definitely come over and give him a slap in the back of the head. hand.

"Yes, but only if you explain the situation to the person in charge of parent registration over there, or change Liz's name to Alice Kusanagi." Kusanagi shrugged, looking helpless, "I don't mind I have one more daughter, but who told you that there were too many procedures and troubles at the beginning."

The so-called lifting a rock to shoot one's own foot refers to the current Red King.

"King, you'd better go quickly." Shi Shu persuaded with a smile.Anna also nodded at him in agreement.

Zhou Fangzun turned his face away unhappily.

Forget it, the big deal is to sit there for 2 minutes and then come out.

"Don't come out early after sitting in the auditorium for 2 minutes, respect."

However, Kusanagi Izumo blocked his way ahead of time as if he had seen through his mind.

Not surprisingly, the Scarlet King who was told his mind was stunned.After sighing longer and heavier, he finally compromised with the difficult reality: "Got it..."

But in all fairness, the word "compromise" is actually a bit heavy.

After all, if he really didn't want to do anything from the bottom of his heart, even if he put a knife on the Red King's neck (provided that the other party has the ability), he wouldn't give him half a look.

But seriously... the feeling of being treated like a rare animal and constantly being stared at is really annoying...

Among a group of parents in suits and leather shoes, or ironed kimonos, Zhou Fangzun in a black jacket and black jeans, with a super punk silver chain hanging around his neck and waist, is no longer "out of place".

He looked back at Kusanagi Izumo who was standing not far away.

The other party noticed his gaze, smiled and waved at him.

That look of smiling at Yanyan clearly meant to watch a good show—why did the Scarlet King not listen carefully to his military adviser's instruction of "remember to wear formal clothes" yesterday.

After entering the auditorium, Alice noticed that there were parents sitting at the back of the auditorium.But the time left for her to find someone is really too short, because she and Fu Heihui have been walking together, the grade leader quickly arranged the two of them in adjacent seats in the auditorium, let them sit down, don't just sit down run.

Is it Izumo or Tatara?

Alice sat in her little chair, her short legs dangling.As for why she didn't guess that the person who came was Zhou Fangzun, it was because she felt that Smelly Zun would definitely find it troublesome and didn't want to come.

There is no such thing as an entrance test for elementary school students. The school they will go to is usually directly delivered to the door by the local department.Therefore, at their opening ceremony, naturally there will be no such link as "please invite the first grader in the entrance test to speak on stage".

The principal of Bingsheng Elementary School is an elderly grandmother with short hair.Her speech was not too long, and the language was very easy to understand. What impressed Alice most was that the principal’s grandma said, “Admit your fragility and don’t try to be brave. If you have difficulties, your parents, teachers, classmates and friends will spend it with you.” "This passage.

After that, there were speeches by the chairman of the education committee, the president of the parent-teacher association, and the representatives of the sixth grade students who are about to graduate.

Alice in the audience was drowsy.If Fu Heihui hadn't called her from the side, Alice would probably just sit on the chair and fall asleep with her head tilted.

The last part of the opening ceremony is the personal introduction of the head teacher of each class in the first grade.It was only at this time that Alice knew that the head teacher alone had to teach them all the subjects.

She remembered the textbooks she bought before Izumo—from arithmetic, Chinese, English, to drawing, music, society—so many subjects were taught by one teacher.

Being a teacher is exhausting...

Alice silently crossed the goal of "teacher" from her "ideal candidates" list (although there are still occupations such as scientists, astronauts, canteen owners, bar owners, etc.).

But after thinking about it, she really wanted to be someone like Smelly Zun who could sleep at home every day without having to work.

In the process of returning to the classroom, Alice still couldn't figure out whether it was Izumo or Tatara who came to her opening ceremony.

She poked Fu Heihui who was walking in front of her: "Baa Gumi, have you seen your parents?"

"It's Hui, not Baa Gumi!" Fu Heihui's small face was tense, and he corrected Alice's pronunciation solemnly, and then answered her question, "My parents...they probably won't come Bar."

Alice shrunk her neck, remembering the "gulu water" incident last time, suddenly she was a little afraid to speak, she rubbed the hem of her clothes with her two little hands, and finally said "oh" in a low voice.

They went back to the classroom again.Like every child, Alice began to search for her parents as soon as she entered the classroom, but Fu Heihui looked for the desk with his name on it while everyone was throwing themselves into the arms of parents and acting like a baby.

There is a transparent plastic box on it, which contains stationery and textbooks prepared for them by the school, and the students' names are also pasted on the outside of the box.

Alice was surprised to find that the person who came in to attend the opening ceremony turned out to be Zhou Fangzun, who she had never imagined, and she felt a little bad about herself—more precisely, she couldn't believe it.

In Alice's mind, the majestic third king, the Scarlet King, has drawn a perfect equal sign with the "irresponsible smelly mud".

"How like you!" Alice's eyes widened in shock.

Because she just lost a front tooth not long ago, she is now in a state where she can speak out from time to time.Words and sentences that could be articulated before, but now it is easy to be difficult to articulate when excited.

The Scarlet King, who usually doesn't even bother to show his emotions too much, was amused by her.He smiled lazily, put his hands in the pockets of his coat, tilted his head and looked down at the barking Youchai in front of him: "Go and ask Kusanagi. He asked me to come."

Kusanagi Izumo's name is really useful.

For Alice, Kusanagi is like her sanity button.So much so that Hatta was curious for a long time, "If a stranger told Alice that Mr. Kusanagi asked me to pick you up, would she go directly with the other party?"

To this, Kusanagi's answer was "It shouldn't be that stupid... right".After he finished speaking, he turned his head and ordered a children's phone watch with positioning function for Alice on Amazon, as well as an anti-lost pendant to hang on Alice's new schoolbag.

Alice stopped talking, and stared at Zhou Fangzun for a while, until she heard the teacher's call, and then ran over.

The little Doudings have to take a group photo of the first class they enroll in.

The parents all leaned against the wall, and it turned out that Zhou Fangzun, who was originally well-dressed, became the tallest one in the crowd.While listening to the teacher's instructions to move her position, Alice kept distracting in his direction.

"The kid in the first row—that's right, it's you, you need to look at the camera!" The uncle in charge of taking pictures put down the camera in his hand, and called back Alice who kept casting her eyes at Zhou Fangzun.

However, it’s not just Alice who doesn’t cooperate, there are many other children, either because they want to go to the bathroom, or because they are scratching their bodies, or whose hair is hanging on whose school uniform button, in short, during the photo shoot The situation is frequent.

Fortunately, the class teacher and the photographer responsible for taking pictures are people who deal with children all the year round, and they are patient enough.On the contrary, some of the parents who were waiting on the sidelines couldn't help becoming irritable.

Today is a working day.Many parents came here on leave from the company. Zhou Fangzun's father went out to answer two or three phone calls while he was waiting for the photo to be taken.After he came back, his face was full of gloom, but when he looked up and saw the children in the queue, he lowered his frown and forced a smile.

Being a parent is really tiring...

Zhou Fangzun slowly withdrew his gaze, Alice in the queue was obediently holding her hands behind her back.

He took his eyes off her for a moment, and she stopped looking at him.

After the photo was taken, the teacher explained some other precautions about the formal class tomorrow.

Zhou Fangzun closed his eyes, and the father of the child standing beside him ran out to answer the phone again.When he came back, he smiled apologetically at the Scarlet King, and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me what the teacher just said?"

Does he look like someone who will listen carefully?Zhou Fangzun opened his eyes and raised his eyebrows.But in fact he did listen and remember.

The Tablet gave him the power of fire, and at the same time broadened his mind.

In order to test Zhou Fangzun's memory, ten beams of Duo Liang asked him to recite pi.However, because the Red King didn't want to waste time on such boring things, the record stayed at the 270th place after the decimal point.From memorizing to reciting, the whole process only took less than half an hour.

Zhou Fangzun succinctly repeated what the teacher said just now.His voice was deep and lazy, but it revealed a kind of solid determination, which made the other mother standing beside him who was taking notes in a notebook couldn't help but look sideways.

"It was a great help, thank you very much." The father thanked Zhou Fangzun while typing on the memo on the phone.

"No need." The Scarlet King leaned against the wall and closed his eyes again.

"I know you must have listened carefully to what the teacher said." The father was still whispering, "When you took the picture just now, you kept paying attention to that side."

"If you don't care about the children at all, it's impossible to look at them like this." Speaking of this, the father suddenly smiled, and the gloom on his face was swept away.

"You should have a good relationship with your child, right?"

Zhou Fangzun opened his eyes again for this kind of speculation that seems to be overly substituted for personal feelings.

He raised his eyes to look at the back of Alice's round head, and suddenly sneered.

"No. Not at all."