On Ten Thousand Ways to Remind Updates

You touched your forehead, thinking that you might be sick.But who cares if they live or not.Anyway, treat it as if you were sick, and you tell your readers that you have a bad cold, you are very poor, and you can’t get up, so you have to ask for a week of leave, and then you pack up and go clubbing with friends.

You come back a week later and write a chapter.You touch your stomach and feel uncomfortable.Probably a stomachache.But it doesn't matter if it's a real stomachache or not.You write down a request for leave, saying that you have a stomachache caused by a cold, and you are going to the hospital for an examination for fear of appendicitis.Then you pack up and go out to eat hot pot.

You came back a month later, updated half a chapter, and said that you had appendicitis surgery.You are very aggrieved and tell the readers that you are in such pain that you almost cried.You get a lot of comments, a lot of mine, you laugh, you say thank you for your understanding and help.Then you continue to browse the webpage and Weibo,

But you don't know, I am behind you, watching you silently.

I watched you and watched you cry constantly, saying that you were sick and that it hurts so much.But, why are you so stupid, don't you know how to cover it up?At least, don't let me see you doing other things happily, oh, yes, you don't know that I am watching you from behind.

You are such a silly boy.I gently blew a breath behind you, and you suddenly felt a little cold on the back of your neck. You touched it again and again, but you still didn't feel anything unusual.

But you don't know what imprint I have left on you.

You are a strong man, very strong, and your understanding of pain is only in your imagination and other descriptions you have seen.How can this be?Didn't it mean that the author should try to get close to life?You are reluctant to treat yourself cruelly, let me come, I am completely willing to let go.

On the first day, your eyes are uncomfortable.In the morning, you are still short-sighted with [-]-degree glasses, but at night, you will be blurred through the glasses.You just thought it was too hard to stare at the screen while playing games today, and you thought, oops, then I should turn off the computer early today.

The next day, your vision is still blurry, and you still don't care, but you don't realize that what you see is more blurred than yesterday.It doesn't matter, because you don't play computer today, you have activities to go out, so there is still a temporary escape space.Your nose is suddenly blocked and you think, is this a cold?You fidgeted at your friend's event, finally said I was going out, bought a pack of toilet paper, and twitched your nose in the bathroom.Ah...is this a bad cold?The nose can't breathe at all, it's okay, I still have a mouth.

On the third day, you found that you could no longer read the words on the computer screen clearly. You couldn't bear it anymore, so you had to go to the hospital.On the bus, you are embarrassed because you carry several packs of tissues with you, and every once in a while, you have to pull one out and put it on your nose.You're embarrassing, but also because you're creating too much waste of used toilet paper, and the trash can is too far away from you.You thought about it, so you quietly threw the garbage on the ground, and then gently kicked the garbage on the seat with your feet.

When you got out of the car, you coughed and felt as if something was stuck in your throat.You coughed twice, but didn't cough up anything.Ah, it turned out to be the sequelae of a bad cold?It’s just that the sequelae are too long-winded. You coughed non-stop all the way to the hospital, and you always felt that there was something in your throat, but you couldn’t cough it out.You went to the ophthalmology department, and the doctor checked your eyes. Strangely, there was no change, but you didn't feel puzzled.

Because you simply can't listen carefully.The doctor is rolling your eyelids in antibacterial gloves and examining your eyes with a medical flashlight.He is very close to you, which means that he can know all the movements you make, but you just can't restrain yourself from making any movements at all.You are fidgeting, but you still have to devote your energy to fulfill the requirements of the doctor. You are enduring, enduring.

You endure the discomfort of your nose, which tells you that you need a piece of toilet paper.Your fingers fumble with the packet of toilet paper in your trouser pocket, knowing you can't really do anything with it.You twitched your nose softly, resisting the feeling of a foreign body, and could only breathe through your mouth—but when you opened your mouth, you had the urge to cough dryly, which was saying, fool, do you have phlegm? , spit it out!But you also know that you can't spit it out, because the original phlegm is an illusion.

The doctor leaves your body and says to check your eyesight.I followed behind you, seeing you continue to endure, I also covered one of your eyes with a black cloth frame a little nervously.You think that your eyesight will make what you can see fall down many rows, and you panic and think that you can’t recognize many rows, and your heart is falling, falling...

After the examination, you ask the doctor what your vision is now.The doctor said, three Baidu, and asked if you have used your eyes too much recently, which is why you have dropped from normal vision to mild myopia.Your lips twitched, and finally said, you originally had this degree.

You should be thankful that the doctor you met was very responsible, and he didn't think you were here to play him.He said that you should be too tired from using your eyes recently, so you will have illusions. It is better not to use your eyes too much these days. Then he prescribed a bottle of eye drops for you, told you to drop them three times a day, and prescribed them again. Two boxes of medicine to assist you in treatment.

You go out with eye drops, and then think, should you also prescribe a medicine for a bad cold?You didn't go to see a doctor, you don't need this kind of minor illness.You just go to the pharmacy, get a prescription for a bad cold, and go home feeling relieved.

When you got home, you first posted a Weibo, took a photo of the medical certificate that the doctor gave you, and uploaded it without saying anything else.You really want to see your readers' reactions, but you hold back.You praise yourself in your mind about how self-controlled you are to fall asleep so early.

On the fourth day, you find that your eyes have not improved after you dropped the eye drops.Although you know it won't be so fast, you are still irritable.No internet, god, no internet!

You originally wanted to get new glasses, but the doctor said that your eyesight is fine, so you think you can bear it for a while.You couldn't resist checking Weibo, and you checked the comments first, and your readers were in mourning again, but this time because you showed the real medical certificate, they all comforted you.Then you browsed other content by the way, oh...you accidentally clicked on another webpage, then suddenly remembered, and turned off the computer.

Your nose is still uncomfortable, but where can a bad cold go away for a few days?You go out and buy a big pack of toilet paper, and you're ready for the long haul.Oh, you bought some pears by the way, maybe your throat will feel better after eating it?By now, your dry cough has become your norm.

Probably because you have been coughing for too long, you feel that your lungs are not comfortable, and you feel a little out of breath.You are like an old water pump, pumping hard from the throat.You originally wanted to sleep in, but found that it was very uncomfortable to lie down, because you were lying flat, so you couldn't breathe, so you had to sit up.You ignore what you can do, you can’t play with computers or mobile phones, and you can’t go out. It’s too embarrassing to go out, because your nose is blocked by foreign objects, and your throat can’t be coughed out.

On the fifth day, you can't take it anymore.You go to the optician first because you can't stand seeing anything blurry anymore, especially since you can no longer use your computer and phone because that means squinting your eyes and getting so close you literally touch the screen.The clerk in the optician's shop took your prescription and said it was 600 degrees, and asked you to choose a frame first.How do you say it is possible?You think that in your current situation, it is almost 700 to [-] degrees.

The clerk was very displeased, because whether it was instrumental optometry or manual identification, it was written on the test results that you were only short-sighted at [-] degrees. How could it have risen to such a high level?You told him about your situation, and the clerk became even angrier. He said it was an eye problem, he should go to the hospital for an examination, and come to him to do something, but you insisted on matching, so the clerk brought the lens that can be freely combined Configure the glasses, and give you a trial degree one by one, and you feel that they are almost the same, and there is not much difference.

The clerk is very impatient to adjust for you one by one, and you tactfully say to try it yourself.You finally find out a degree that you think is suitable, show it to the clerk to see how many degrees, and the clerk kicks you out after reading it, because the spectacle lenses you choose are exactly [-] degrees, which is exactly the same as yours. The prescription glasses I wear now are exactly the same.

You took a deep breath, and your heart went cold.You coughed uncontrollably. At that moment, your throat seemed to swallow a lot of dust. You coughed non-stop at the door of the store. Because it was too severe, you felt that it was too difficult to breathe in a place with too much car exhaust.Before you know it, you have taken out a piece of toilet paper, put it in your nose and twitched vigorously.You've created another piece of garbage.

do you know?This is already the fifth day.You said, on what day will I stop punishing you progressively?

I breathed lightly on your neck, and you touched the back of your neck, thinking that it was getting cold again, and when will your cold get better, then you took heavy steps, holding a I returned home with a heavy heart.

You go back and take out your passbook, thinking that tomorrow you have to go to a big hospital to have your eyes checked. You really want to touch the computer and cry to the readers, but you can only choose to lie down... oh, you can’t even lie down. It's comfortable, and I can only walk around in the room.

It's already the fifth day, and you're circling around the room anxiously.You are a writer with a rich imagination. Naturally, when you think back on your life in the past four days, you have already found out the pattern-a new small problem is added every day, and these small problems are entangled every day, so that you have no trouble. Comfort in one place.

You are a little scared, thinking what is going on?Of course you don't know, I won't tell you, the unknown is the scariest thing.

You are still spinning around, thinking that if you follow the rules, what disease will you have on the fifth day?Oh, you don't know, there won't be any more.It's not because I forgave you that I've stopped triggering your organ disease, that's my cunning.If your whole body is really sick, how can you focus your senses to feel it?I just need you to have some very common diseases and let you know how bad they are.

do you know?Some people's eyes hurt when they wait for your update to refresh the page; some people shed tears for your article, but you don't give them the next chapter to stop their tears; some people cry in their hearts, begging you to come back, and their throats get angry , It's very dry; some people are out of breath because of your dirty plot.

I didn't really do anything, I just took their pain on you.

fifth day.You spin around the room, can't eat, and lose interest in surfing the Internet.You waited until night, until you finally survived twelve o'clock and didn't find anything new happened. You breathed a sigh of relief, and made a rare decision to go to bed right away, and really had a good night's sleep.But you don't know, today, the punishment I give you is such unknown waiting.

It's a pity you don't know.You are still thinking, this weird situation has finally stopped, so tomorrow must be better, right?For example, one less disease a day?And finally back to a healthy person.You even had a dream because of your fantasy when you were going to sleep. In the dream, you were healthy and healthy, and you could post Weibo and browse the web very happily.

sixth day.On the sixth day, as soon as you opened your eyes, you saw a haze in front of you.It's not black, it's just blurry, as if the whole person is surrounded by a very thick fog.Panicked, you reach out to touch your glasses on the bedside table.You know you can't see well even with your glasses on because the prescriptions aren't right, but you think you have to find an excuse.Your hands were trembling, but you accidentally pushed your glasses to the ground, so you staggered to sit up, trying to pick them up.

You sit up, but you feel a fluid rushing from your nose, you know what it is, the cold is getting worse, and you realize that your mouth is so dry that you can’t open it because you can’t breathe through your nose at night, so The body automatically uses mouth breathing instead.Fortunately, you found toilet paper this time, and you used up half of the roll in a short while to unclog your nasal passages a little.

The pharyngitis is still there, you coughed dryly, while kneeling on the ground, carefully touching your glasses.The room you saw clearly in the past seems to be a maze full of murderous intentions for you now. If you accidentally hit the foot of the bed with your tailbone, your whole body trembled, your eyes became sore, and tears fell immediately.

You cry because of strange things happening to you.You can't contain it, you can't get rid of it, and even when you shed tears, it will bring discomfort to your nose and throat.But the pain is not only that, the breathing effect caused by crying makes the air in your chest be wasted, you are holding the clothes on your chest with difficulty, every breath is a great torment, as if there is a Something is strangling.

You kept looking for your glasses, and finally found your glasses, and put them on as if you had caught a life-saving straw, but there was no magical effect, and your eyes were still blurry, even because the prescriptions did not match. And it hurts the eyes even more.

You are at a loss, still holding the half roll of toilet paper in your hand.You didn't try to call [-], because you know, it's probably something that has nothing to do with common diseases.You mutter to yourself and ask yourself, what did you provoke to get into this situation?

What do you say, dear?Ha, I really want to tell you why I do it.But suddenly, this kind of thinking faded in my heart. There are so many authors who are diligently updating, why wait for you?

I waved my hand and took one last look at you who was so embarrassed.

You just curled up on the ground for a whole day, and when night fell, you suffered through the uncomfortable senses all night before falling asleep in the thin morning.Wake up again, and to your surprise, you're back to normal!

On the seventh day, you got up from the floor, excitedly turned on your computer and logged on to Weibo, and wrote: The bad things are finally over, I want to reward myself by surfing the Internet!

But you don't know, no one will watch you anymore.

The author has something to say: complete.I wanted to write another one, but I couldn’t find a suitable diagram of skin tissue and internal organs. The pure arts student said that he really wanted to go to the library to borrow one, but he didn’t have time...