On Ten Thousand Ways to Remind Updates

"I slowly groped and experimented, and finally came to the conclusion from various successful and unsuccessful experiences that if I want to write something true, I must clarify the subject. The first time I wrote a true text, I picked it up from the ground. When using the wallet, the protagonist’s name is a homonym similar to my name, and if it is changed to a name that has nothing to do with me, then it is impossible to achieve. On the contrary, if the subject is "I", then the chance of realization will be greatly increased .

Secondly, if I want to realize what I have written, it is still related to other things.The things I write must be arranged according to the possibility of realization. For example, if I write food that is referenced from a recipe, it will definitely appear on my dining table the next day, but what I want to write is unheard of, what Dragon meat, unicorn meat and the like are unrealizable.

Therefore, in order to make the written things come true, they must be things that I can imagine, and cannot break through objective laws, and the written sentences must be logical and achievable, and I have to write out the cause and effect , this is like an introduction, so that I can write out what I want.It's like the second time I tried a beauty confession, I only wrote the confession, so the beauty is gone after the confession, and then I wrote in detail how we have a spring breeze, the effect is very good, I really have this beauty night. "

I re-read what was written above and felt that it was almost the same, so I continued to write.Now that you have the golden finger for the protagonist, then of course start writing about how to counterattack and become a tall, rich and handsome dick!So under my typing on the keyboard, my protagonist has a beautiful woman who falls in love with him, a loyal younger brother, and a huge business empire.

However, according to the laws of urban culture, this alone is not enough.So my protagonist started to get involved in politics, started to fight against bad officials, and had a daughter of a great official as one of the harem, and then started to rush out of the Celestial Dynasty, attacking neighboring countries, and then rushed out of the earth, and started to set off towards the sea of ​​stars!

...Unfortunately, when the protagonist I wrote was still living in the Celestial Dynasty, my article was locked.I received a notice from the editor, saying that my unscrupulous YY urban articles are not correct, because they involve pornography, gangsters and politics... Anyway, I have been shot at all the factors that should be shot.Alas, the income from this article was not bad, but it’s rare for me to be so yy, and the substitution is so cool. As a result, as soon as the article is locked, the income is also frozen. I really hate that I have to write it, but I haven’t written it yet. Have a better article!

No, I can't admit defeat to society!Didn't it mean to fight pornography and illegal activities, can't I avoid it?

On Weibo, I sent a Weibo message to the readers who followed the article before, "I'm sorry I cheated again, but this time I have to be sorry". I was thinking about what to cheat again.The masculine ones seem to be doomed, so should I write about female ones?I silently flipped through the women's articles on the website, and carefully read a few top-ranked articles on the sales list, and then silently...

I really want to give up!Fuck those palace fights, those marriage fights, those workplace fights, I, an otaku, really can't hold it!While gaining knowledge, I also gained a new understanding of the creature "woman". As a result, when I went to the bun shop to buy buns in the morning, I couldn't help shaking when I saw the girl handing me buns. As soon as I let go of my hand, the buns fell to the ground. Seeing the girl smile at me, I ran like a thief!

Then I’d better write an easy and cute article. I put the outline of “How a woman was reborn from a betrayed, insulted and deposed queen to a gorgeous and ruthless generation of concubine who controlled the emperor” and put it in the title “ In the folder of "Scrap Station", this folder has already filled many pages of unfinished outlines. Basically, I start to write an outline every few days, but the number of outlines written so far is—— [-] .

↑↑↑So this is probably the reason why I have been so cold in writing articles, but I have been writing like this without repentance, and there are very few finished articles. Maybe I just enjoy the fun of cheating people?Hey, it turns out that I also have such a wicked taste!

Anyway, after thinking about it for a long time, I opened a pit that absolutely does not involve politics, pornography, underworld, or illegal content. Yes, it is a pure campus love essay, and then I wrote about how the heroine is When I was reciting poems with the hero, doing quizzes, going to the amusement park, and making an appointment on how to get into a good university together, my friend appeared again and told me, sorry, puppy love is also a sensitive subject.

Ha, haha... Well, this one is also a trap, anyway, there are no readers (who the hell come to the website to see pure campus romances from men!)

At this time, I suddenly remembered to look at my article list, but what blinded me was that in such a long row of articles, basically all of them were unfinished. I finally finished it, and there was nothing in it They were found, and they were all submerged in the pit.

It’s rare for me to feel a little bit guilty, and I thought it was really not good to do this, but I couldn’t fill in the articles that I had been cheated by for my own reasons, and now I am too lazy to think about new themes, so I found out a book called The folder of "Scrap Station", I want to find a place where I can continue to write.

I opened the outlines of each semi-finished product one by one, skipping the outline of "the hero gets alienation ability, can turn any part of the body into a weapon of his imagination, and then kills the world", but because I was too lazy to find the weapon map, I skipped the outline of "the hero Reborn into the future starry sky world, joined the bandit organization to specialize in stealing various aviation battleships" but because he was too lazy to set the data of aviation battleships, he was stuck in the outline, skipping the outline of "the male protagonist resurrected and opened his golden finger and became an existence that men all over the world are jealous of "In the end, because I was too lazy to find the information of various previous companies, I skipped the outline...

Cough cough, well, I have to admit that I have messed up the outline for those reasons before, and now I still can't continue writing.

So, what to write?No matter what you think, there is nothing you can do.

Why don't you just completely screw up all the articles, and never write any more articles, this is the fundamental way to stop me from worrying about and consuming my brain cells so much!Anyway, nothing is achieved, so I just don't do "one thing" and cover up "no success". I gave myself [-] likes for my cleverness and typed the words "seal pen" on the column. How many readers will care about me? What about these two words?Probably not, for such a lazy author, they will definitely be happy because of my wit.

Suddenly my mood became depressed, and I lay silently on the bed, holding a little fresh worry of a young Werther, and slowly fell asleep.

This dream seemed so real and unbelievable. I saw that I was chained to an execution platform, with my hands and feet spread out, and above me was a big scythe, which was hanging on it, showing a vicious look at me. smile.How can Sickle laugh?My dream is too nonsensical.Suddenly, I heard an uproar from around me, turned my head to look around with difficulty, and found that there were many spectators surrounding me, with excited smiles, as if they were looking forward to my execution.How could I have such a dream, I am not shaking.

Some voice shouted, "Time's up, execution!" The long voice fell to the ground, I hurriedly turned my head and looked up, and found that the scythe, which was still smiling sinisterly, was falling, and the landing point was obvious. It's my waist.I originally wanted to struggle. After all, a man’s waist is very important. How can I do that without it? But after I struggled for a while, I found that my limbs still couldn’t move. When I was broken into seven or eight pieces or seven or eighty pieces like an earthworm, I didn’t feel any pain. When I never had this kind of dream again, the sickle was already close to my body, and then fell down hard.

Ahhhh——It hurts to death!After a sharp pain I had never felt before, I saw my body from the waist down jump up and down under the momentum of the scythe and then back away, leaving it between my cut body Obvious gaps.Me, I was cut in half?The pain continued, and my whole body was in pain, including the other half of my body that had left me. Waves of pain hit my head, the pain was excruciating!

I want to wake up and give orders to my head.When I had nightmares before, when I shouted desperately to wake up in the dream, I could often wake up, but this time it didn't work at all.I listened to the audience around me saying "deserved" and "should have done this" loudly, seeing that I can no longer feel the other half of my body, feeling my sharp and long pain, not only cursing in my heart, what did I do? What a mistake, even in a dream you have to feel such vivid pain!And those spectators on the sidelines, what kind of hatred do I have with you!

I have no doubt that if someone was cut in half in reality, then the pain he felt must be the same as I felt.My dreams are too imitative!Why did I want to have a more realistic erotic dream before, until the woman's body became distorted in the end, and I was frightened awake, but this kind of self-mutilation dream can be so realistic?As I forced myself to think wildly so that it would not hurt a little bit, I prayed that such a vicious dream would end soon.

It's over, it's over, it's over!I can't stand it! ! !

"Do you really want to end this dream?"

"That's right!" I replied loudly, thinking that it might really be over, and then a force sent me flying, my eyes didn't close, but fell into darkness.

Is this about to wake up?I couldn't help laughing, and planned to touch my waist when I woke up, to make sure it was really still there.

The author has something to say: This chapter is written on a mobile phone, and I have been really busy recently...

It's not finished yet, but you can definitely guess what the next chapter is about.