I'm pregnant after rescuing the cat

At the same time, inside the church.

The third elder who was arranging the cub baptism ceremony with the elders suddenly shrugged his nose, and then exclaimed: "It's broken..."

"What's bad..." the second elder was halfway through his words, and soon realized something. He frowned and looked at the third elder with incredible eyes. Is it out?"

"What, Sanri Huan?" Everyone who also smelled something was shocked, and they all looked at the third elder, "Qingmu, are you confused?"

The third elder, Mr. Qingmu, had a bitter face. He looked at this and that, he couldn’t tell. He was in charge of the elixir in the clan. Nowadays, many clansmen are active in the human clan, let alone three days. Huan has banned the medicine for hundreds of years like this, even if the clansmen want to get ordinary spirit flowers and herbs, they have to count them from him.

He was not good at words, the elder looked at him for a long time without uttering a word, and sighed, "The power of San Ri Huan may not be clear to those brats, but we know it well. Shenjun’s baptism is over, if something good or bad happens, I’m afraid it won’t work. Qingmu, who did you give Sanrihuan to, do you know that?”

The third elder also had a dazed expression on his face. After holding back for a long time, he finally choked out a sentence, "Although Daiying Shenjun didn't issue a ban earlier, he said that the three-day joy would harm the natural yin and yang. These things have long been put on the shelf. How can I put them away?" Are these things given to the tribe privately?"

"Then this smell can be fake?"

"I'm not saying this isn't Three Days Huan......"

"The Tibetan Medicine Pavilion has always been in charge of you. Could it be that there are still clan members who don't have eyesight and dare to steal things from the palace without permission?"

"I'm not this..."

"Okay, it's useless to say these things now, the most urgent thing is to see who is so greedy?"

After the Great Elder spoke, everyone stopped talking and left the church one after another, following the smell.

Soon, the group stopped outside the Shenjun Palace.

After a moment of silence, the impatient Second Elder couldn't hold back his words, "Are you sure it's from here?"

The third elder puffed up his eyes, and felt that the door was clear in his heart - if it was the work of the gods, it would not be surprising. After all, the gods can go anywhere without hindrance. If you steal from him, oh no, you can cut it first and then play it later. , but dare not open his mouth.

Everyone, when you look at me and I look at you, they all have secretive expressions on their faces.

Gu Junshan and Dai Ying, who also came here smelling the smell, also came over. Seeing the elders who came one step ahead of them, they were extremely embarrassed.

"Shenjun Daiying ~"

Dai Ying has never been so embarrassed in her life. She hastily waved her hand to signal them not to be polite, and then hugged the cub that was about to move around in her arms, "I'm going to trouble the elders tonight."

"Shenjun Daiying is polite." The elder waved his hand and said to the other elders, "This is the end of the matter, let's seal the palace of the Shenjun first, so as not to spread the smell and affect other clansmen."

Dai Ying nodded, "That's exactly what I mean."

After all, he united everyone and set up a layer of enchantment for the entire Shenjun Temple.

Once the enchantment was set up, the smell instantly faded away.

Ermao in Gu Junshan's arms was still struggling with his nose up, "Meow~"

【Mom~】

Daiying flicked her kitten's head, "Be good, don't quarrel with mom these two days."

The well-behaved Da Mao is not so well-behaved anymore, he tilted his head and asked her: "Meow~"

【why? 】

Daiying just smiled, didn't answer her, and looked at the third elder again, "Qingmu, do you know about this?"

The third elder shook his head again and again, but he still struggled to help a certain god, "The god is young and young, and he doesn't know the power of the three-day joy, and maybe he took it wrong, and it's not impossible. "

Daiying wished she could sneak up on a certain cat and beat her up, but she still said on her face, "I think so. But I hope there won't be a next time. It's not like you don't understand that the back of the mountain is just a human woman."

The name of this medicine is Sanrihuan, which is named according to its medicinal properties.

At that time, their descendants suddenly had difficulty in procreating, and the clan thought it was a conflict between the partners, so they tried their best to concoct this medicine to harmonize the relationship between the partners.

Later, when they realized that offspring were a catastrophe that their clan would go through, this medicine was no longer necessary for daily use. Hundreds of years ago, a young clansman was greedy for pleasure, and after using this medicine to hurt his body, the medicine changed. It has become a forbidden drug in the clan.

The third elder nodded hurriedly, "It's also a dereliction of duty by the little god, he should have sealed the medicine early." After a pause, he continued: "The queen of the mountain is a human body, I'm afraid it's too much to bear, can you make arrangements for the queen of the mountain? "

Daiying really became more and more annoyed as she thought about it, she secretly exhaled, "You can arrange it."

The Great Elder asked at the right time: "What about the baptism of the little gods tomorrow?"

"Let's make arrangements first." Daiying said, greeted several elders, and then carried the cub back to her dormitory.

The next morning, a peaceful scene.

The whole mountain is busy with the baptism of several little gods, but the hall of the gods is as quiet as a chicken.

Looking at the closed door of the bedroom, the little maid in green stood at the door and walked back and forth with a worried expression on her face. When she saw the maid in pink who came, she rushed to greet her.

"The god is not up yet?"

The little maid in green nodded, "There is no movement behind the mountain today, I dare not disturb, and I am afraid that the auspicious time will be missed, so I don't know what to do?"

The maid in pink was calmer than her. When she stepped forward, she saw that the barrier of the temple had not been released, so she stopped and said to the little maid in green: "I think the god has her arrangement, so you don't have to keep it." It’s done. God Lord Daiying has his own arrangements.”

The little maid in green breathed a sigh of relief, and said again: "The little gods' baptism, if the gods miss it, what should we do?"

The maid in pink glanced towards the bedroom, and said meaningfully: "The god is the most generous person, and I don't think I will blame him."

The little maid in green was still a little apprehensive.

The pink-clothed maid smiled at her, "Forget it, if you are really worried, then you can just watch over it, I'm going to talk to Lord Daiying."

Saying that, she left calmly, leaving the little maid in green alone to stay where she was distressed:

The baptism of the little gods, what a big event, how could the gods and the queen of the mountain suddenly be bedridden?Dai Ying Shenjun is also true, such a big matter, why don't you let Shenjun wake up?

The baptism of the cubs is a big event for the clansmen, it seems very cumbersome, but for the cubs, it is actually very simple, they only need to roll around in the holy water pool, and the baptism is over.

The holy water pool is in the sanctuary of the clan.

Early in the morning, the Great Elder led a few elders to hold a ceremony here, and only waited for a few little gods to come.

On Daiying's side, after getting the expected reply from the fan maid, she and Gu Junshan took the cub and the rest of the Shen family to the church.

"This cleansing ceremony, Qiuqiu and Lingyu won't go?"

Although Father Shen didn't quite know what this baptism was, but seeing the cats all over the mountain, they all looked serious. They were grooming themselves early in the morning, just as formal as their granddaughter's full moon banquet.

Dai Ying was thinking about how to explain the ridiculous incident of last night to her ineffective little brat in front of her in-laws, when the ancestor Guangqi over there cheerfully said, "I'm afraid the two of them won't be able to go. "

"Why can't we go?" Shen Wujun was also quite curious, "Didn't brother-in-law Lingyu say that you cats and cats value the baptism of children? It's more important than our full moon ceremony. They are mothers and mothers." Why not go?"

Ancestor Guangqi glanced at him, "Young man, you will understand when you marry a wife."

"..." What the hell is this?Shen Wujun scratched his head, hearing it in a fog.

Not to mention that he didn't understand, Father Shen was also baffled, and he didn't bother to talk about it, so he asked directly: "Where are the two of them?"

Seeing that Daiying and the others didn't speak, the ancestor Guangqi kindly replied to him: "Maybe it's not up yet, in-laws, we don't have to wait for them, the baptism is important for our cubs, but it doesn't have to be parents." His presence here is nothing more than a witness."

"How can I do that?" Father Shen immediately lost his temper. If the parents are not present on an occasion like the full moon banquet, would it be reasonable?He doesn't care what other people's children are like, but his Shen family's daughter can't be so rude.

Father Shen also refused to leave with them, and angrily walked towards the Shenjun Palace.

Daiying and Gu Junshan looked at each other, and then looked helplessly at the ancestor Guangqi.

Ancestor Guangqi stroked his beard, blinked his eyes, and was puzzled: Could it be that he said something wrong?

Daiying looked at the time, it was still early, so she had no choice but to chase Father Shen.

Shen's father has a stubborn temper, so Daiying didn't listen to anything, so she went to wake up her own daughter.

The gate of the Shenjun Palace was still closed, Father Shen got angry when he saw it, but after going up two steps, he found that he was blocked by something, thinking if he had seen a ghost, when Daiying came to his senses, he hurriedly withdrew Only then did Shen's father go up smoothly.

Unable to stop her in-laws, Daiying had no choice but to quickly follow.

"Lao Le, if the two of them haven't woken up yet, it's not appropriate for you to call in the past. Just wait here, and I'll go over and have a look."

Father Shen wanted to say no, but was pulled by Su Yunzhi, he realized it later, lowered his head and took a sip, but stood obediently where he was.

Dai Ying secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and then walked towards the bedroom.

Before getting close, I heard a whisper from the bedroom:

"Gu Lingyu, you are really... um~ what the hell is this... um~ it hurts~"

"Hey, your skin is broken, I'll put some ointment on you."

"I don't need you ~ um ~ don't care, ah, you bastard ~ I am like this, how can I participate in the baptism of the cubs ~ ah ~"

Daiying, a woman, couldn't help feeling numb when she heard this. She quickly shook her head, hesitated for a moment, and then deliberately raised her voice and called out: "Ayu, Qiuqiu, are you awake?"

In the dormitory, upon hearing Daiying's voice, Shen Wuqiu subconsciously pursed his lips, and stared angrily at a certain cat with his red eyes.

Gu Miaomiao knew she was in the wrong, so she raised her head cowardly and replied, "Well, get up, Mommy, we're coming, you go first."

Hearing her voice, Daiying felt depressed for no reason: "Do you still remember what day it is?"

Gu Miaomiao didn't dare to talk back, and said honestly, "I remember."

After all, she still wanted to save some face for Qiuqiu, the daughter-in-law. Daiying took a deep breath, and stopped talking. After thinking about it, she asked thoughtfully, "Is Qiuqiu okay?"

"It's not so good..."

"..." Shen Wuqiu was ashamed and wished he could find a hole to go down, wished he could strangle a cat to death.

Gu Miaomiao quickly changed her words, "It's okay..."

Daiying raised her eyebrows. In fact, she was a little impressed by her daughter-in-law in her heart. After all, three days of joy, as gods and beasts, they couldn't bear it very well. It was common for them to be unable to get out of bed for three days and three nights. .

Tsk, as expected of the person who can give them four cubs at a time, he is really talented.

Sure enough, I answered that sentence——foolish people, no, silly cats are blessed with foolishness.

It's cheaper than her stupid cub.

"Fortunately, that's fine." Daiying thought for a while, then eased her tone, "Qiuqiu, if you're really uncomfortable, you don't have to be brave."

"..." Shen Wuqiu covered his eyes, and after a while, he replied in a voice that he thought was normal, "Well, you don't have to worry."

"..." Daiying couldn't stand the voice, hesitated for a while, and then gave a friendly reminder: "Qiuqiu, these two days, you should talk less..."

Before she finished speaking, she heard her own muffled groan coming from the bedroom.

Based on her judgment as someone who has experienced it, in all likelihood, she felt that her silly cub had been beaten.

Ah, this is so heart-warming.

Dai Ying left contentedly.

Inside the bedroom.

Gu Miaomiao knelt on the bed, holding the plaster in her hand, and continued to coax her partner with good words: "There is still a little bit left, it will be fine when it is applied..."

At this moment, Shen Wuqiu also has nowhere to spread the fire, the lingering prestige of the three-day joy has not dissipated, and it seems to rampage in her body from time to time, inciting her, how can it withstand the touch of a certain cat.

"Don't touch me yet, hurry up and get my clothes..."

Gu Miaomiao had no choice but to find a set of clothes for her.

Shen Wuqiu wanted to put on clothes by herself, but she had more heart than strength, her whole body was sore, limp and numb, in short, all kinds of things were wrong, after putting on the bra, she couldn't buckle it with her hands several times, and her anger exploded all of a sudden , took the clothes and wanted to smash Gu Miaomiao's face, "It's all your fault, how can I see people like this?"

"Yes, yes, it's all my fault, Qiuqiu, don't be angry." Gu Miaomiao helped her pick up the clothes again, and helped her put on the clothes whether she wanted to or not.

As soon as she approached, Shen Wuqiu couldn't help but wanted to stick to it. She bit her lip tightly, and finally couldn't help it anymore, and kissed Gu Miaomiao's neck again, kissed and bit again, but Unable to stop, a stomach full of grievances surged up, and tears fell down in a snap.

"Qiuqiu..." Gu Miaomiao was so distressed that she pulled her sleeves to wipe her tears, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, don't cry, okay?"

The remaining rationality reminded himself how embarrassing it was to cry, but Shen Wuqiu just couldn't control himself, the more tears shed, the more ferocious.

Gu Miaomiao was at a loss, and anxious cat ears popped out, "Qiuqiu~"

"..." I shouldn't have laughed, but it was so damn joyful, Shen Wuqiu's sense of grievance disappeared somehow, and grabbed her cat ears, "Don't you think I'm not open enough? Do you still want to use this kind of thing for me?"

The author says:

Today is another day of slapping faces.

So I'm going to shamelessly save the two thousand I owe until tomorrow.

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