I'm pregnant after rescuing the cat

After learning that she was about to have a baby, Zhou Xingxing was shocked, and then fell into a complicated melancholy mood—occasionally, he was a little excited when he thought that he was going to be a mother; I feel terrible.In short, she was melancholy and restless.

In the middle of the night, when Gu Miaomiao, who was physically exhausted, went downstairs for a stroll, she saw a figure floating around in a small light in the dark kitchen. If it was an ordinary person, it would probably be a shock. Half dead, fortunately she is not a human being, she walked up behind the figure generously, patted the other person on the shoulder: "What are you doing?"

She wasn't frightened, but a certain star who was "pretending to be a ghost" was frightened by her silence, and jumped up all over. After pointing the flashlight of her mobile phone at the person who came, she patted her chest and said in shock : "Fuck, why is there no sound when you walk..."

Gu Miaomiao shrugged her shoulders with an innocent face, "It's just that you didn't hear it. What are you doing sneaking around in the middle of the night?"

"You're the one who is sneaky." Zhou Xingxing got angry, raised his hand and turned on the kitchen light, "Aren't I afraid of waking you up?"

"Don't worry, we have done special treatment for the sound insulation of this house." Gu Miaomiao was very confident about this, and then he opened the cupboard familiarly, and grabbed a handful of dried fish from the sealed plastic bag on the top layer, " By the way, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"

"I can't sleep." Zhou Xingxing scratched her hair irritably, paused, and asked her again: "Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"

"Looking for something to eat." Gu Miaomiao was chewing on the dried fish, which looked just like a handsome smoking ruffian.

Zhou Xingxing glanced at her, "I see you ate a lot for dinner, too?"

Gu Miaomiao raised her eyebrows, "It's not like you don't know that exercising on the bed is very exhausting... However, you may not understand it very well when you first enter the battlefield."

"..." The moment Gu Miaomiao raised her eyes and glanced at her, Zhou Xingxing knew that he was a bit self-indulgent in asking, "No, why are you looking at me like this?"

Gu Miaomiao looked away naturally, "It's nothing, I just think that with your figure, the hand feel should not be very good."

"..." Zhou Xingxing almost spurted her blood to death, "You really deserve a beating, I don't know how many times you have burnt high incense, and you can meet a perfect goddess like Shen Xiaoqiu."

Gu Miaomiao took a deep breath calmly, "The more you think I'm not perfect, the more it proves that Qiuqiu loves me purely."

"..." Zhou Xingxing couldn't keep up with what he said, and jumped up angrily, "You don't have to be so embarrassed in front of me, don't think I don't know that you were kicked out by Qiuqiu."

Well, it was exposed.

Gu Miaomiao instantly felt that the dried fish in her mouth was not so fragrant. Although this little emotion was only for a moment, it was still captured by Zhou Xingxing, "Ha! I really guessed it right."

Come on, hurt each other.

Gu Miaomiao curled her lips, and stopped pretending, "That's better than you staying alone in an empty room."

"Being kicked out isn't the same as me staying alone in an empty room?" Zhou Xingxing's mood improved instantly, and she leaned against the kitchen desk next to her, and unconsciously took a small dried fish and began to chew, "Oh, why did Shen Xiaoqiu put you Driven out?"

Gu Miaomiao didn't want to talk about such sad things, so she deliberately changed the subject, "I heard you're going to be a mother?"

Which pot is not open to mention which pot!

Zhou Xingxing rolled his eyes at her, "Can you remind me of this all day long, I'm getting annoyed to death."

Gu Miaomiao didn't really understand, "Didn't you want to keep Sanmao for yourself before, and now you're about to have your own cub, but...don't want it?"

"It's not that I don't want to..." Zhou Xingxing didn't know how to describe his current mood, "I just think it's too sudden..."

Maybe it's the silence in the middle of the night, which is the best time to pour out your emotions. After Zhou Xingxing took a deep breath, he rarely opened up the chatterbox calmly, "To tell you the truth, in fact, I have never thought about getting married, let alone having children. Otherwise I would Why are you so resistant to the blind date my mother introduced to me... But, fate is such a strange thing..."

Gu Miaomiao listened to her while chewing the dried fish.

Su Yunzhi roasted the small fish until it was dry and crispy, and it made a crunching sound after chewing it. During the day, the noise would not have much effect, but in the middle of the night, the noise would be a bit loud.

"I told you seriously!"

"I'm also listening carefully." After Gu Miaomiao finished speaking, she took another bite of the dried fish and made a rattling sound.

"..." Zhou Xingxing was a little mad, "I'm going to sleep, you can eat slowly."

Gu Miaomiao finally came to her senses, licked her lips, "I don't want to eat, you can tell me."

"I'm out of the mood."

"The emotions of pregnant women are like this." Gu Miaomiao clapped her hands, "However, you still have to try your best to control your emotions, don't get angry, or it will be bad for your health."

"..." Zhou Xingxing asked her, "Is there no obstacle in communication between you and Shen Xiaoqiu?"

"Ok?"

"Won't there be no communication barriers in love across races?"

"No, it's a big deal to do some exercise together." Speaking of this, Gu Miaomiao felt that she had the right to speak, "By the way, as a person who has been here and a good friend, I solemnly explain to you that for your partner If you want a long-term and harmonious relationship, exercising in bed is a particularly important mediator. Take Qiuqiu as an example. If she is in a bad mood and easily irritable, it will be much better if you take her to do exercises. You With that Zheng Xinghe, is your relationship still harmonious in bed?"

As a novice on the battlefield, Zhou Xingxing, although she has observed a lot of theoretical texts and pictures, and although her actual combat experience has broken through zero, in front of Gu Miaomiao, who has been in the battlefield for a long time, she feels that the other party's words are quite reasonable.

So, after a bit of twitching, she asked coyly: "What is harmony?"

How can I describe this state of ecstasy that can only be understood but cannot be described in words?

Gu Miaomiao racked her brains and couldn't form a suitable language, but if she didn't say it, it would affect her dignity as a veteran in the battlefield, so she continued to make up nonsense: "This is what everyone feels. There should be a little difference, but there should be one thing in common, that is...the kind of...singing, you understand?"

"Sing?" Zhou Xingxing didn't understand girls in seconds, so he didn't react for a while.

"It's the kind... the kind that can't help it... By the way, you can sing, right?"

Zhou Xingxing understood, and his face was a little red, "Ahem... I don't have much experience."

"Oh, this kind of thing that doesn't require experience, it just happens when you can't help it. Let me tell you, like Qiuqiu, I was a boring gourd at the beginning. Of course, I might not be strong enough at that time, but now, basically As long as she doesn't mean to be angry with me, she can sing..."

"..." Can I hear this?Zhou Xingxing swallowed, "Ahaha... so..."

"Just say, what did Zheng Xinghe want you to sing...?"

Zhou Xingxing scratched her neck and nose in embarrassment, but in order to show that her relationship with the human partner is harmonious, she nodded, "Yes..."

"That's almost it. As soon as Qiuqiu sings, I feel like I'm about to ascend to heaven." Gu Miaomiao closed her eyes and savored the aftertaste just now.

Meow, if it weren't for those little bastards who woke up suddenly and shamelessly imitated her wife's singing tune, her wife Qiuqiu wouldn't have driven her out angrily.

Zhou Xingxing secretly rubbed his hot face, "Then you... are in harmony for a long time..."

Gu Miaomiao glanced at her, "You have been here for so long, and you finally said something that I love to hear."

"..." Zhou Xingxing was a little embarrassed, thinking that the other party had shared the secrets of the boudoir with him so "heart-heartedly" just now, he secretly classified her into the ranks of best friends, "Actually, you are still quite Not bad, you and Shen Xiaoqiu are still very..."

"My cat form is also very good. In fact, it was my cat form that Qiuqiu fell in love with first."

"..." Without love, communication cannot cross races. Zhou Xingxing gave up, "It seems very late, do you want to rest?"

Gu Miaomiao hurriedly suppressed the yawn she was about to yawn. If this stupid human race knew that he was kicked out by his partner and couldn't go back to the room, wouldn't it be a loss to his reputation, "I'm not sleepy anymore, I'll take a stroll again, by the way , After dinner, there are still a few pots that have not been washed, I will clean them before going to bed, you are going to be sleepy, go to sleep."

Zhou Xingxing nodded. He didn't want to expose her at first, but he couldn't hold back his curiosity, "What drove you out tonight?"

"...Oh, don't get me wrong, it's not considered rushing..." Seeing Zhou Xingxing's burning eyes, Gu Miaomiao stopped pretending, "It's not those little brats."

Zhou Xingxing clicked her chin to express her understanding. After all, it was not the first time. She was a night owl, but she often saw this cat being kicked out of the room.

Gu Miaomiao thought that she couldn't be embarrassed by herself, so she glanced at Zhou Xingxing's belly, first sighed pretendingly, and then said old-fashionedly: "In short, you will understand in the future, how much is this creature like Zai Zai? I hate it, especially if it affects the night life between husband and wife."

Speaking of this, Zhou Xingxing sighed faintly, "So I never thought of having a baby so early."

"Yeah." Gu Miaomiao nodded in agreement, "I regret it too, if I knew I would have to wait another three to five hundred years before letting these brats come out."

"..." Zhou Xingxing couldn't get in the conversation. After a while, he continued to be curious: "Little boy's impact on couples...well, what are the main aspects of nightlife's impact?"

"Parking on the bed in the middle of the night without sleeping, insisting on squeezing in between your partners, crying loudly... In short, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing they can't do."

"Oh." Zhou Xingxing nodded, "Then what are they doing tonight?"

"Qiuqiu is singing, Sanmao opened his eyes and imitated Qiuqiu's singing."

"...Ah...hahahaha..." Zhou Xingxing really wanted to hold back, but unfortunately he couldn't, "No...I'm just...hahahaha... Well, thinking about this scene, I think it's a bit funny... ...Then Shen Xiaoqiu is not ashamed and wants to die."

"That's why I was kicked out." Gu Miaomiao lowered her head, "I really want to stuff them back into the pregnant fruit."

Zhou Xingxing had had enough of laughing, and turned to comfort her hypocritically: "Oh, although I am a little naughty occasionally, but the cubs are so cute. Besides, it will be better in a few years."

"That's the only way to go. You can't really stuff them back." Gu Miaomiao sighed, rolled up her sleeves and prepared to wash the pot.

Zhou Xingxing saw that she was serious, so he didn't bother her to clean up the pot, "Then you clean up the pot, I'll go upstairs to sleep."

"Go."

When Zhou Xingxing walked to the door, he couldn't help but turn around and said, "Then what... I want to ask you something..."

"Ok?"

"Is it true that you can't... um, what's the matter during pregnancy?"

"It's not completely impossible, but you have to be very restrained, anyway, it's not very good..."

Zhou Xingxing's expression faltered.

"..." Gu Miaomiao reacted, "It's not because of this that you don't want your cub..."

There is a little reason, "Oh, I am only with people...just...just..."

As someone who has experienced it, Gu Miaomiao understands very well, "Don't explain, I understand. But, aren't you pregnant yet?"

Zhou Xingxing's expression brightened instantly, "That's right..."

Then happily went upstairs to make a phone call.

Early the next morning, Zhou Xingxing packed the big and small bags, hugged this cub, and kissed that cub, "My dears, Auntie Ai will come to see you after the new year."

Shen Wuqiu: "Didn't you say the day before yesterday that you would wait for a few days? It's almost the end of Xiaonian, why did you suddenly decide to leave today?"

Zhou Xingxing: "Oh, it's not that the plan can't keep up with the changes... Don't be too reluctant, I'll be back right after the new year."

Gu Miaomiao chewed on the steamed stuffed bun: "It's time to hurry up..."

"Ahahaha, Lingyu, I'll bring you super delicious dried fish next time." Under the eyes of everyone, Zhou Xingxing felt that his skin was still quite thin.

Gu Miaomiao pursed her lips and muttered, "It's really annoying, the estrus period of the human race is not divided into seasons. However, winter is here, and spring is not far away..."

"..."