Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 67 and Sai's Joyful Correspondence

As a last resort, I took out the radio communicator from my pocket.I didn't want to use the rice method at first... I don't know where this desert is, if I can't get out, I will die of thirst...

"Sakura! You have a radio?!"

Deidara looked at me in surprise with half of his face swollen.

"Yes what's the matter?"

Deidara was speechless.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Scorpion seemed to hold his breath.

"Why did you say that? You didn't ask me." I hugged Dolphin and the radio tightly.

"You...!" Scorpion seemed to take a deep breath, "You..."

So start radio contact~

"Zip~crack~beep~beep-beep-beep-beep-hey-Sakura-what's the matter...beep...beep..."

Sakura: "Ah, Sai, your girlfriend is lost, come and pick me up..."

Sai: "Sakura, I'm on a mission... The signal here seems to be not very good."

Of course this is the desert, bastard = dish = you continue to have a bad signal and try!

Di (horrified): "You, you weird girl actually has a boyfriend?! It's unbelievable, can you get married... ah!!"

Sakura (blowing the dust off her fist, not even looking at Deidara, who flew out to do free spins): "Your girlfriend is running to the center of the desert with two terrorists... why? Let me tell you more, anyway, it’s fine if you don’t come to pick me up, first tell me where we are now..."

The wind whizzed by, and my face was covered with yellow sand.

Sai: "...Well, okay, let me check it for you. I'm sorry, Sakura, I can't pick you up. You know, I'm still chasing and killing that traitorous ninja, and I've been chasing him for three days."

Sakura: "Rebel Ninja? Are you going to hunt down Rebel Ninja again? Danzo is too boring, I ask you to hunt and kill Rebel Ninja every day."

(With a pop, the scorpion suddenly spewed out yellow sand)

Sai: "I can't help it, there seem to be more and more people rebelling against the village recently~ There are still many terrorist activities to be suppressed~"

Sakura: "Then let me tell you that the two next to me are terrorists."

Sai: "...I believe that Sakura will be fine......"

Sakura ((#‵′) lean on): "... May I ask why that long series of silences?!!"

Sai: "………………… I believe in you……………………………… my dear…"

Sakura (horrified): "Dear... dear... what did you just say...?"

Sai: "Ah, it's nothing, hehe, I read it in the book. By the way, Sakura, where you are now..."

Sakura: "Don't continue to change the subject >皮<##! If you do this again, I don't want you to elope with someone else, I'm serious!!"

Sai (slightly flustered): "Ah, no, no, no! On the book, on the book... on the book, on the book... Xiaoying, don't run away with others, what should I do if you run away... I'm worried that you will follow Something will happen to the one who ran away really..."

Sakura (furious): "Sai!"

Sai: "Hi~Hi~ Sakura, don't be angry... Where are you now? If you continue walking eastward for 20 kilometers, you should arrive at Sand Hidden Village. If you walk 5 kilometers southeast, that is, about 200 o'clock, you will arrive. There is water, there are villages and forests, and if you continue walking in the same direction for 300 kilometers, you will leave the border of the Land of Wind and enter the Land of Fire... Xiao Sakura, you can choose for yourself."

Sakura (sweating): "Well, I didn't bring a watch."

Sai: "... Then do you have a compass?"

Sakura (continuing to sweat): "But, I can only walk in the right direction, how can I walk in the direction of what time..."

Sai: "...Then is there anyone out there who knows how to use a compass?"

I look at the scorpion.

He sighed.

"I know how to use it." He nodded, "How did you graduate from ninja school?"

"Don't ask me about geography, bastard, I forgot! I have graduated for two years!!"

Sai: "That's it, Sakura, don't be angry, uh, don't elope either, I was wrong... I will try to make it up to you... Dear..."

Sakura (sigh): "Okay! Don't have such a long string of silence when you call, okay?"

Sai (cheerfully): "Oh~ yes, honey."

Sakura: "Well, good."

Click, hang up.

"So how do you choose to go?" I took out the compass from my backpack and handed it to Scorpion.

"Go to the village and buy a map first."

I trembled all over: "...you want to walk 200 kilometers? I'll go!!"

"We are rebels." Scorpion seemed a little uncomfortable.

Ah, I forgot, Xie seems to be the traitor of Hidden Sand Village... But it seems that there is no benefit for me to go to that place, anyway, I still have to walk such a long distance in the end...

"Let's go then." I beckoned.

It is not easy to move forward in the desert.After all, if you step on it, you will fall into the sand... I took out the special desert boots and put them on, and then ran forward with the speed of the scorpion.

At our speed...it will still take more than ten hours to reach [-] kilometers...I have brought a lot of military food pills, and if I have water, I can barely support it with the water escape technique.

Occasionally camel thorns can be seen, but the rest is barren.

"By the way, Scorpion, isn't your ring able to communicate?" I asked.

"That doesn't mean it can be used as a radio." Scorpion showed contempt in his eyes. "And how do you know that my ring can be contacted?"

"... Guess what you're wearing is either a couple or an organization. Wearing a ring should not only be used to show your status..." I started to make nonsense.

"Cut." Scorpion snorted softly, as if he didn't bother to expose my lie.

it's dark.The desert became extremely cold, and I shivered while holding my arms.Scorpion took out a Xiaopao and handed it to me with disdain.

"Human beings are annoying, they are afraid of cold and heat, hum."

I am embarrassing.

I know that he usually has two pieces of clothing, one is worn on the Feiliuhu, and the other is worn on the body.In order to make me dress properly, he got into the Scarlet Liuhu by himself... It's really awkward to care about others... How can I be cared about by him? Could it be that my time travel through Mary Suge has started again?

It seems that I have been bullying Deidara from just now until now... He looks easy to bully, but it doesn't mean he is really easy to bully, bastard...

But that guy Didara is extraordinarily innocent, even though I look like a Konoha ninja, he never threatened me or something...

The two people in this group are relatively friendly, and I am very glad that I met them when I was out.A simple one with few words is at least not a pervert...

After running for more than ten hours out of breath, my proud physical strength was almost exhausted.In the end, I was basically let Didara carry me as a bird to fly over... because the desert wind and sand are too big and small birds need constant support from Chakra, so Didara only carried us for the last few hours on a long journey. that's all...

Didara, a chakra freak, has such a thick chakra...

I didn't even see it.