After the cannon fodder fell into my arms

twelve,

The crew of "Who is the Adventure King" is obviously full of confidence in the broadcast effect of this episode. A few hours before the broadcast, they edited about 50 seconds of faceless clips and bought several on various platforms. Popular searches.

The editing and subtitles of Fruit Channel have always been the best in the country, not to mention that there are so many things that can be played in this episode. Although the faces of the people can't be seen clearly, everyone is still impressed by the strange and exciting atmosphere, and the thrilling and interesting interactions with the guests The conversation was captivated.

Apart from the usual fan-black melee on Weibo, after watching the real passers-by on other short video platforms, they all asked below when the show will be broadcast, and Aite used various IDs to invite friends to watch.

At [-]:[-] a.m., the program was officially launched simultaneously on the TV terminal and the Internet platform.

"Who is the Adventure King" itself has a strong audience base, and it almost directly rushed to the top of each popularity list as soon as it started broadcasting.

As usual, the camera first gave a full-scale close-up of the gloomy and dilapidated old castle where the story took place.

Then, suddenly the atmosphere changed, and the afternoon sun in the park was shining brightly, and the four resident guests appeared on the stage at the same time while laughing and cursing.

At this time, everything on the barrage is quite harmonious.

Until Mr. Li temporarily served as the host, and said with a smile on his face to introduce today's three flying guests, the barrage on the Internet platform immediately became chaotic like a cannonball.

The sunspots performed to their heart's content.

"Why is it Xie Jinzhao again? Why do I still have him when I watch a variety show?"

"I still remember when I was watching TV dramas, Xie Jinzhao's acting skills almost vomited so much that I couldn't eat for three days!"

"Our internal entertainment is really coming to an end, and this kind of artist is still being hired all the time!"

"Thank you Jinzhao for the garbage, get out!"

However, the pace of this variety show is really fast, and the number of sunspots cannot be compared with the real audience at all.

Because in the castle hall, the black-tech horror referee suddenly appeared on the oval table, and the bullet screen was full of "Ah, I'm afraid..."

"xxx protect me!"

"Hold me tight!"

Heizi's remarks were also completely suppressed.

Then, the program proceeded to the body search.

Several staff members stepped forward, holding instruments to make the stars raise their hands and feet, directing them around.

On the bullet screen, the audience couldn't help sighing: "Xie Jinzhao has a really good face and a good figure, look at the long legs."

"Yeah, although acting is average, this face and figure are really nothing to say!"

Usually I don't think so, but after the comparison, it is really strong.

The inspector was a little over 1.7 meters tall, which is not bad among ordinary people, but in front of Xie Jinzhao who is 1.8 meters tall, he was half a head shorter, especially because the contrast between his body and posture was even stronger.

It's as if every time you look at the security check map of a celebrity airport, the male celebrities will look like little giants because of the contrast of the passers-by next to them.

Some black fans were very unconvinced: "Now male stars are so proud of being vases?"

"Do you still have self-esteem?"

"Our internal entertainment is really coming to an end!"

Xie Jinzhao's fans were also unconvinced, and inevitably retorted a few words: "It turns out that Xie Jinzhao is in control of our internal entertainment. If he fails, internal entertainment will be over!"

However, this dispute was quickly overwhelmed by the huge audience of passers-by.

Because, the first big laugh point of the show appeared.

On the screen, Xie Jinzhao was boldly questioning the program crew. The resident guests were not searched under their surveillance. He suspected that there might be a shady scene and it was unfair.

The witty netizens on the bullet screen immediately showed their talents and played tricks one after another: "The leader eats food, you not only turn the table, you also overturn the table."

"Very well, young people are ignorant and fearless."

"Ms. Li: Xie Jinzhao, you recorded the show well this time, don't come next time."

"Yes, well done, but don't do it again next time."

"Ha ha……"

And after the resident guests were inspected, when the black technology referee presided over the draw, he gave Xie Jinzhao a cold look first, saying that in order to ensure fairness, Xie Jinzhao was asked to draw the time first.

The barrage became lively again:

"When that technology black face looked at Xie Jinzhao, it scared me. Could it be revenge?"

"Haha, robots are so narrow-minded, they still hold grudges!"

"It's a good face to hold grudges, let's continue."

"Be careful of wearing small shoes!"

After 2 minutes, the results of the lottery came out, and when the two rookies, Xie Jinzhao and Xi Shuang, were put into a group, the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, Xie Jinzhao is so pitiful, I hate him forever for making a slip of the tongue, but I really want to laugh at what's going on."

"Haha, haha, you really got targeted!"

"It must have been targeted. We, the referee, obviously have such a scary face. It's cute to be petty in everything we do!"

"Haha, let's all take a look, how many minutes will Xie Jinzhao be eliminated!"

"It's so miserable and so funny!"

Xie Jinzhao's fans, seeing his baby's performance and the more and more harmonious and exciting speeches on the barrage, finally felt completely relieved.

My baby is really amazing... She can catch people's attention in a variety show.

Not like Qi Ran, who is pretentious, boring and fake.

Qi Ran's fans are indeed in a normal mood. So far, this show is basically Xie Jinzhao's show alone.

I am a noble young master and a serious actor, so naturally I won't pretend to be crazy like Xie Jinzhao's traffic to show off, but why didn't anyone else come to steal Xie Jinzhao's limelight?

Seeing the audience's perception of Xie Jinzhao is getting better and better, it is really uncomfortable.

The two fans are clearly opposites, as long as they see each other getting better, they will feel uncomfortable.

However, the fact soon turned out that as Qi Ran's fans wished, someone came to steal the limelight, but this person made them even more upset.

When Wang Xue finally chose the person to ask for help off the court, Teacher Li smiled and asked her why.

Covering her mouth, Wang Xue stated her reason bluntly and shyly: "Because he is handsome."

As a result, the audience in front of the screen, like the guests on the scene, was instantly attracted and looked over with the camera.

It was a handsomeness that was completely different from the male stars Xie Jinzhao and Qi Ran present. It was a kind of coldness, handsomeness, sharpness, calmness, and tallness that came out from the bottom of his bones, and it was instantly convincing.

The screen was filled with various interjections almost instantly.

"Handsome, really handsome!"

"Damn it, damn it, it's really handsome!"

"A man who can be praised as handsome by an old fritter like Sister Xue, with such temperament and body!"

"A face is not worth mentioning in front of temperament, this is my new husband chosen by heaven!"

"Drool... suck and suck..."

In particular, when the assistant director diligently asked Gu Siyuan if he wanted to participate in the recording of their variety show, Gu Siyuan looked indifferent, and when Cheng Ou who was beside him ran out to refuse, Gu Siyuan's charm was infinitely magnified.

After all, the real handsome guys are all BKing, and they all have younger brothers who speak for them.

All personnel are present.

The official recording has also started.

And after this, Gu Siyuan's charm was magnified more than a hundred times.

You especially saw that other people were running wildly, but Gu Siyuan was calm and composed, neither dodged nor dodged, and even before the knife was thrown, he turned his back and turned the NPC into a fright and ran away.

Especially at this time, in the later stage of the fruit station, a prompt slogan was put out in a weird way [professional moves, please do not imitate].

There was a sound of chicken crowing on the bullet screen.

"Ahhh...husband!"

"Why is my husband so handsome and awesome!"

"Who is the one in front calling? This is obviously my husband!"

"You don't have a husband yourself, why did you call me?"

Even the male audience, who are not used to speaking, also commented: "The reaction is really fast, judging by the skill, it is really practiced."

Xie Jinzhao, who was in front of the screen, saw this scene for the first time, and couldn't help but feel his heart pounding.

Too pretentious!

However, when he saw clearly the various colorful husband barrages on the screen, his complexion immediately turned completely dark again.

Hmph, don't you guys have husbands yourself? Why are you barking at random!

Thinking about it, he glared at the guy next to him angrily.

Gu Siyuan also happened to raise his eyes, looked at him coldly and said, "Why, are you jealous?"

Xie Jinchao's complexion changed abruptly.

Spotted?

...Why is this guy so direct?

At a loss, he muttered twice: "Jealous... What's the matter? Isn't it allowed to be jealous? Hmph..."

At this moment, there was a sudden warmth on his shoulders.

Xie Jinzhao's heart moved slightly, could it be...

In the next moment, he felt that big palm pinching his shoulder, and then his arm.

Gu Siyuan snorted coldly: "With your body, it's no wonder that fans only know to call you Zai Zai. Anyone can be a husband. It's useless to be jealous."

"..." Xie Jinzhao.

Nima?

Is he jealous? Who wants to be a husband?He just wants to call her husband, okay?

Xie Jinzhao shook Gu Siyuan's palm away angrily.

If you don't mean it, don't make a fuss and say something that is misleading!

The variety show on the screen continued to move forward, and the three members of Gu Siyuan's yellow team had already arrived at the door of Master Bai's study.

Everyone saw that Gu Siyuan broke a wire from the model, and said that it was his first time to pry open the door, but he opened the lock easily in less than three seconds.

After entering the room, Gu Siyuan followed the same pattern and opened a few drawers.

Everyone habitually said "hahaha", "husband is awesome" and "husband is a genius" on the bullet screen, and then I don't know who got the start, and the style of painting suddenly changed.

"Damn, it seems that my husband is a habitual offender. He is so good at picking locks."

"Attention everyone, there are three thieves here, they are xxx, xx..."

"Okay, I saw someone burglary here, I will report it to Master Bai immediately!"

"Everyone, keep your voice down, and don't invite Uncle Policeman and Master Bai."

"It's useless to whisper, I've already recorded the screen just now, hehe, I'm as witty as a JPG..."

Netizens in front of the screen were first so amused by the clips in the variety show that they beat the bed, and then their noses burst out of laughter from these sand sculpture netizens. It's Adventure King".

It's really funny.

Soon, Wang Xue and Ji Haoying discovered the safe hidden in the bookshelf.

Netizens were stunned and joked on the barrage: "Next, Mr. Gu Siyuan will perform opening the safe!"

"It's all my husband's fault that he was too powerful before. This safe has to be opened if it doesn't work!"

"Very well, I will also record the screen this time. After the show is over, this gentleman must go to the police station."

However, the development of things did not go as the sand sculpture netizens wished.

On the screen, I saw Gu Siyuan stepping forward empty-handed, holding the safety lock knob, turning it lightly a few times, and then "click" the door opened.

Netizens were dumbfounded, what kind of operation is this?

And after Gu Siyuan explained the reason to his teammates in a few words.

There is only one piece of 6666 left on the barrage.

"Just flipping through the diary, faster than I can count the money, I actually wrote down all the contents."

"I'm here to worship the boss!"

"Big brother participated in the wrong variety show. This IQ and memory should go to the next door "The Most Powerful Brain"!"

"I suddenly felt that I was not good enough for my husband. Before my final exam, the teacher drew the key points and asked me to recite the questions. I wanted to die."

"There must always be such a fool in the family. The friendship with my husband will not deteriorate. My husband will bless me not to fail the next exam!"

The topic of praying for blessings began on the barrage.

Gu Siyuan has completely established his status as a big boss.

And at this time, the camera finally came to Xie Jinzhao's side.

Netizens hadn't had time to recover from the shock of the strongest brain just now, the first thing they saw was a black and white eyeball in the crack of the door.

Although I knew it was fake, it didn't stop everyone from being scared. Just as I was about to grab the people around me and scream for a while, I heard a scream from the screen that was comparable to the slaughter of pigs in the village during the Chinese New Year.

In such a comparison, their fear seems to be nothing.

What surprised everyone even more was that this pig-killing voice came from the mouth of Xie Jinzhao, who was always handsome and always carried hundreds of catties of idols.

"What's going on, did you recognize the wrong person? Is this the pretending guy Xie Jinzhao?"

"Hahaha, my mother, the voice is so loud, my downstairs thought I was secretly committing crimes at home?"

"Damn, I'm going upstairs to knock on the door soon?"

Xie Jinzhao's fans looked at their idol's performance and felt helpless. Before, only they knew that Xie Jinzhao was timid, but now the whole country knew it.

They simply began to criticize themselves: "It's none of the fans' business, if you want to scold, scold Xie Jinzhao."

"Our fans are very courageous!"

"If there's nothing for fans to brag about, if there's something for them to fight against."

After a while of screaming, everyone watched as Xie Jinzhao and Xi Shuang, two cowards, hid in the corner and started the reflection meeting after the fact.

What the two of them said was very nice, what is going to happen next is to cooperate sincerely and not abandon each other.

The audience in front of the screen almost believed their nonsense.

However, wait until the movement of the NPC came from behind again.

These two people really had a tacit understanding, and they directly and resolutely abandoned each other, and they ran fast one by one.

Especially when Xi Shuang slammed Xie Jinzhao into the air and hid in the room by herself, not forgetting to close the door with a "bang".

Everyone was laughing like crazy...

The barrage is full of "???"

"This is the legendary sincere cooperation and never abandoning each other?"

"I'm too mature to understand this society?"

"Bulk Green Team!"

"Sentimental friendship!"

However, this is not the only thing, Xie Jinzhao and Xi Shuang are totally incomprehensible.

After the fourth wife of the NPC left, the two instantly forgot the black history of abandoning each other before, and once again vowed to cooperate and win calmly.

Typical people are addicted to vegetables!

Netizens have seen through their routines, waiting for them to be slapped in the face by themselves.

Sure enough, the next moment when the eerie girl's laughter came from the room.

Not surprisingly, the two returned to their original nature in an instant. Not only did they just run for their lives alone, but they also slipped away faster than anyone else when they got up with their teammates.

Words such as "hahaha", "I knew it earlier" and "Sure enough in bulk" filled the barrage almost instantly.

And when these two timid guys thought Gu Siyuan outside the door was a century-old ghost and said all kinds of bad things.

Netizens just laughed until their nose bubbles burst out.

"Hahaha, whoever says these two idiots are cowardly, who am I to worry about!"

"Whoever has the guts of the two of them dares to call Mr. Gu a ghost in person!"

"I really can't stand it anymore. Why is it so funny? The two of them are here to participate in a comedy variety show?"

Although there were some misunderstandings and twists and turns, the yellow team and the green team finally met safely. After communicating with Miss Bai in the room, Gu Siyuan successfully got some clues.

But Xie Jinzhao had the cheek to try to get up, but after being ruthlessly rejected, this scene successfully made the audience in front of the screen laugh wildly.

But what is even more ridiculous is that after the two unreasonable opponents of the green team were rejected, they immediately became angry and began to think and daydream.

Netizens couldn't help but post barrage.

"I want to know, are these two people specially invited by the program group to enliven the atmosphere?"

"Hahaha, why are these two always so useless and so confident?"

"The real person has a big addiction to cooking, and has been slapped in the face countless times. He still insists on the original philosophy and never abandons each other. Ouch, I laughed so hard!"

"If I want their psychological quality, why can't I pass the interview!"

"Hahaha……"

Next, the audience looked at the two men of the green team, and they finally took the initiative to find clues, but they were defeated one after another because they were too slow.

Immediately, there was a feeling that the stupid son he was watching had grown up, and even began to feel distressed on the barrage.

"Why can't my two babies find some clues?"

"Hey, it's really distressing. The two children are obviously dying of fear, and they still have to work hard to find clues!"

However, the pain didn't last long.

Because those two goods are not a good thing in essence.

After being rejected by Gu Siyuan for the last time, Xie Jinzhao and Xi Shuang, two idiots, began to daydream habitually, praying that Gu Siyuan's team would have bad luck, and that they themselves would be lucky, and even came up with crooked ideas.

"These two brats still owe it!"

"After being cleaned up by Mr. Gu, you will know the depth of society!"

"Haha, haha, the suggestion is good, I kind of want to watch the boss abuse these two good-for-nothing children!"

"I swear, I'm really worried about the two bear children, but I also want to see what will happen to them being abused by Mr. Gu, Ma Ma is really bad..."

"Haha, me too!"

It's just that these two guys obviously can't make them get what they want.

Because it is too useless, so I only dare to show fierceness with my mouth. Even after getting the weapon, the two loose teammates are still eager for each other to go.

They shied away from each other and made concessions for a long time, but in the end, no one dared to really offend Gu Siyuan, and big talk was just big talk after all.

"It seems that we still don't understand the two bear children enough!"

"It's too cowardly, too cowardly! Cover your face with Ma Ma!"

"What's wrong with you? Cowards live forever. Although our two children are food addicts and big, they will survive to the end!"

"Haha, just laugh at me to death! After watching these two, my fatigue from a week is gone!"

"The peerless looks of the two children, if they are not too bear, too shy and too loose, what a perfect CP!"

"Hahaha, these two peerless looks are a perfect match just by looking at their faces!"

Knocking CP is human nature.

Regardless of whether you are watching dramas or variety shows, as long as it is popular, regardless of gender or age, the audience can form a bunch of CPs for you, especially the ones that can make celebrity fans jump up and down in anger.

At this moment, I don't know who posted on the bullet screen, "These two virtues are similar to being brothers and sisters, and they really can't be compared. Why don't you compare them to Mr. Gu and Xie Jinzhao, or Mr. Gu and Xi Shuang?"

"Can I say this? I've wanted to do this for a long time. Aren't Mr. Gu and Xie Jinzhao a perfect match, especially Mr. Gu is still a fan of Xie Jinzhao?"

"Yes, I wanted to say it before. Boss Gu is cold-faced to everyone and has nothing to say, but he has teased Xie Jinzhao several times. I always feel a little pampered?"

"I'm even more impressed with the smile that Mr. Gu gave Xie Jinzhao after he shot and killed the NPC just now, ahhh, so charming!"

"Upstairs are my sisters, Zai Zai is still making faces at the back of the boss, so cute!"

In order for Xie Jinzhao to see the feedback from netizens in real time, even if Gu Siyuan's screen was full of "husband" and he was very upset when he appeared, the barrage did not close the whole time.

So at this moment, he suddenly discovered that the barrage that was mocking him had somehow changed its style and turned into a scene of pink bubbles, and it still knocked him and Gu Siyuan.

Hehe, netizens don't know, the two of them are sitting side by side outside the screen right now.

Even Xie Jinzhao, who is considered thick-skinned, couldn't help but turn red at the base of his ears.

He resisted the sweetness in his heart, suppressed his voice on purpose, and said as if embarrassed: "Aha, Gu Siyuan, did you see in the barrage that they are knocking on our CP, it's so funny, you won't Do you mind..."

As a result... After he finished talking for a long time, there was no reaction at all around him.

Xie Jinzhao frowned, and slowly turned his head away.

But he found that the people around him had been sitting a few meters away from him at some point. At this moment, they were holding a mobile phone, looking at something, looking very focused.

Damn, the winking eyes were thrown to the blind man again...

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