The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

The early bird gets the worm, Xie Qian always thought so.

Before dawn, he put on a new dress, went into the barracks alone, and outside the barracks... digging for ant holes.

It has been a full quarter of an hour.

Thinking about his title of Xiaoning County King, he is not so illustrious, but he is well known in Chang'an City - at least everyone knows it in all the song and music buildings.

He has just passed the year of Zhixue, which is the most prosperous age. Although his appearance and appearance are a little bit worse than that of Chang'an's number one talent, he has also passed the standard of being loved by everyone and rushing to others. Wire.In addition, he has a house and a property, and he should be the best in the world to worship with his feet-of course, it is secondary, and being handsome is more important.

Xie Qian just didn't believe it. He Feiyun could refuse him once, ten times, and refuse him for a lifetime?

Humph.

Gu sooner or later untied that shirt!

Sigh—but then again, General He in silver armor is... so pretty.

Fragrant, hungry, knock on the bowl.

Xie Qian had two tears streaming down the corners of his mouth.

If it weren't for this, among the thousands of flowers in Chang'an City, among the beauties (specifically: males) he has seen, there are not five hundred, and almost more than one thousand.To be compared with He Feiyun, it is absolutely impossible to exceed five.

But if you have seen the heroic posture of a general riding a horse——

That is really the color of the world's pink and black, the beauty of the general, there is no one else comparable to him.

Xie Qian thought about it, and thought about it for a while, only to sigh that now it is still empty talk that can't be seen or touched.No matter how much coveting, it only turns into the depression in the stomach, and then turns into the strength of the twigs in the hands, digging the poor ant hole in all directions, making it out of shape.

Seeing that the sky was about to dawn, General He's camp was still quiet, and no movement could be heard.

This...how is it different from the legend?

Didn't Yu Shuyuan say that this general Bai Sheng worked hard and got up to practice martial arts when he was young? Why did he lie in the tent for a long time, and the master didn't wake up?

Anyway, let him snore and let him listen to it?

But Xie Qian would definitely not dare to break into the tent or something.

Let's not talk about the distance, let's just say that the Flying Eagle Army soldier in charge of guarding the gate and leading the horses in front of him is not a good person to provoke.

No matter how vigilant and skillful the general in the military tent is, I'm afraid Xie Qian will be beaten down immediately by this evil soldier if he has the slightest intention to break in.

What's more, He Feiyun came from a family of Marquis Wu. He not only has family martial arts, but also is a general with real swords and guns on the battlefield.

Xie Qian has a clear understanding of the value of force.His flamboyant fists and embroidered legs raised by the Royal Martial Arts Academy are enough to escape, but it is impossible to fight.

Not to mention one-on-one, even if there were ten of them, it would not be enough for He Feiyun to drink a pot, so why bother to get beaten for nothing.

Beauty, using force to solve it is the worst policy, treating each other with courtesy is the right way, he should continue to squat outside.

But squatting...it's really boring.Xie Qian threw down the twig, and bravely made a request to the evil forces: "Hey, little soldier, come here!"

The evil soldier pointed to himself suspiciously, meaning: Call me?

Xie Qian: "Otherwise? There is no one else but you. Come here, piss here, and flood the ant hole."

Bing: "......" King Ning is ill, and the rumors in the market are not deceiving.

Therefore, the only emperor younger brother of the mighty Dayue Kingdom, the most respected Ningjun King with a radius of ten miles, stared at the gatekeepers with big eyes and small eyes, and they were relatively speechless.

Without warning, the tent door that had been guarded for a long time was suddenly opened from the inside, and a slightly sandy voice shouted: "Who is making noise?!"

Who is Xie Qian?Xie Qian is a genius at sneaking and playing tricks. Seeing that the situation is not good, he flashed his head and gave way like a loach, successfully dodging a merciless kick.When the tall figure stepped out of the tent smoothly, he immediately counterattacked and reached for the shining silver armor.

Zheng!

He Feiyun had a cold face, the sword was half an inch out, and the sharp blade was shaking Xie Qian's eyes.

Xie Qian was startled, his spine felt chills, and his hands subconsciously stopped in mid-air, a few minutes away from the armor, and fell short.

The moment the four eyes met, He Feiyun's expression moved slightly, and in the next moment, as if he hadn't seen anything, he ignored Xie Qian, the big living person blocking the way, and directly glanced over.

Xie Qianxin said: Oh, come on this move?

The evil soldier came quickly, holding the reins with both hands.General Yinjia got on his horse without saying a word, rode that handsome white horse, and rattled away.

The morning sun was just unfolding, and the morning light spread all over the earth, and also put a golden cloak on He Feiyun's silver-helmeted white horse.In addition to the heroic appearance, it adds a bit of dazzling brilliance.

However, if the ashes from the horse's hooves were not unbiased and all fell on Xie Qian's well-matched outfit, then Xie Qian would definitely feel that the picture scroll in front of him was more perfect.

Even so, he still looked straight at the eyes, neither willing to hide nor blink.It wasn't until the beauty who had been waiting so hard to come was gone, that he held the dirt on his head and spit ashes on the ground with a "puff puff".

The little soldier leading the horse watched from the sidelines all morning, even though he felt very disdainful of Xie Qian's harassing behavior, but facing this young boy with tender skin and smiling eyebrows, he couldn't hold back his compassion, and couldn't help but say: "Xiaojun Wang, after all, you are a dignified relative, so why do you do bad things? If you are willing to give our general a little face, you won’t lose such a big person in Yong’anmen, right?”

Xie Qian finished vomiting ashes, as if he didn't hear it, and said intoxicated: "It looks good, has a good figure, and good skills. If I didn't really want to kill Gu just now, and let Gu succeed in touching it, it would be even better. Hey Xiaobing, Look, is Gu's head still on his neck?"

Xiao Bing almost choked on his saliva, and said: "I thought you came to apologize today, why did you dare to provoke trouble? I should have let you stay so long if I knew it! It's only half a day's work, is it possible for the king of the county to succeed?" The whip wound has healed, have you completely forgotten about the pain?! If we, General He, don’t do it directly, it’s because of the emperor’s sake!”

Xie Qian flicked his sleeve: "Hey! You're not General He, how do you know what he's thinking in his heart, maybe it's because of pity for the fragrance and love for the orphan."

Pamper the fart!

How big of a farce was there yesterday at Yonganmen to force their general to take a ruthless hand in public? !It's a big joke in the world, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a lifetime of shame.

I don't know if this incident in Chang'an City will be like all the absurd things Xie Moxing has done in the past, we will make up many crooked lyrics, and then sing them through singers and singers, adding to the fun of so many guests coming and going!

Even if their General He didn't mind the surprises, even if their Flying Eagle Army left Chang'an and it would be some time before they came back, among the Flying Eagle Army, who wouldn't regard Xie Qian as a great shame, who wouldn't be indignant and resentful?

But because this person is the king of the county, and he is the object of protection during this trip, no one can do anything to him!

The more Xiaobing thought about it, the angrier he became, and his picturesque face became an eyesore.

However, Xie Qian didn't realize it, and said again: "Besides, this king took the initiative to ask for cakes because of Brother Sanhuang's face."

Xiao Bing: "...What? What cake?"

Xie Qian: "Brother Huang knows that the king is a broken sleeve, but he sent such a beauty here. Isn't it just a big pie for the king?"

Xiao Bing: "Nonsense!! If it weren't for our general's eyes... Bah! Our general is blind in one eye, and he is also an unparalleled hero in the world. A hundred...a thousand!"

Xie Qian took it seriously, nodded and said: "You're right, General He is mighty, if he hadn't been hit by a stray arrow unfortunately, he shouldn't have retreated from the battlefield in the Northland, let alone taking such a big advantage. Instead of thinking about how to eat the pie, you should think about how to make the general feel comfortable being eaten."

The little soldier made some sense after hearing the first half of the sentence, but the latter was getting more and more wrong, and finally couldn't help rolling his eyes, and said with contempt: "Ning County King! You are usually so absurd, it doesn't matter how notorious you want to be, General He wants Responsible for your safety along the way to the feudal land, can't you bear with this broken sleeve problem?"

"No." Xie Qian raised his index finger and shook it, and said earnestly, "Besides, what's the point of respect in face, how can the love in my heart be important? I don't care if General He ignores you once or twice. If you want him to care from the bottom of his heart, naturally he can't take the usual path."

are you crazy! !Playing the piano against a cow belongs to yes!

Xiaobing couldn't bear it anymore, he shouldn't reason with this lunatic county king, how could he reason.General He is wise, why did he become obsessed with ghosts for a while, and didn't fully obey the military orders!

He should strictly abide by military orders and spread salt!Chase people!

Xiao Bing took out a bag of dusty salt from his arms, his fleshy face became more ferocious, and he said viciously, "Let's go!"

Xie Qian dodged two steps to the left and wondered, "Where did you let Gu go?"

Xiaobing sprinkled a handful of salt on him without hesitation.

Xie Qian jumped and dodged: "Hey, you little miscellaneous soldier, how dare you be rude to Gu! I will give you a chance to abandon the dark and turn to the bright, lest your general become 'my general' in the future, and you will be punished for disrespect!! "

Soldier: "Under the order of General He, wherever King Ning goes, sprinkle salt to drive them away!"

Another handful of salt was sprinkled over, and Xie Qian's boots embroidered with gold and silver threads suffered misfortune.He had no choice but to back away from the range of He Feiyun's camp, and poked at the soldier for a long time.

But the beauties are all gone, and it's useless to stay and quarrel with an unattractive soldier, Xie Qian is too lazy to bother, and turns back to find someone.But he wanted to leave, but he couldn't suffer from boredom, he retreated in a dawdly manner, and made up a little tune in a jiggle:

It's better to have a good reputation than to hug your waist,

The early bird catches the worm, but the early bird will never catch the worm,

Poor nayo yo yo~ who cares about his reasoning and ignores it.

……

He has a nice voice, and he sings melodiously, his level is no less than that of the most famous singer in Sifanlou. It's a pity that no one in the Flying Eagle Army has such an appreciation level, and he won't gain anything if he sings out of the camp. respond.

After leaving the Flying Eagle Army's garrison area, Xie Qian saw at a glance that beside his carved carriage, the eighteen royal chefs whom he strongly wanted to come by name were working in full swing, making breakfast.

According to his instructions, breakfast is not a plate of snacks carefully crafted in the palace, but a large pot of rice with a large amount of staple food and rice porridge as a supplement, suitable for soldiers on long-distance journeys.Fragrant hot smoke is coming out of several large pots, coupled with the aroma of cooking cakes in the earthen stove dug out on the spot, the gluttons in the stomachs of the hooked people can't stop making noise.

Xie Qian watched from a distance, and found that apart from these two things, the cooks also knew how to use bacon and fried bean sauce as a side dish, so he nodded with satisfaction.There is food and vegetables, and everyone can go on their way after eating.

When he reached the side of the carriage, he tapped on the window a few times, and whispered, "It's not good—it's flooded—!!"

There was a "boom" in the carriage, followed by screams of "Ouch" and "Ouch". Two handsome young men who were half or six times similar came out with their heads covered. When they saw Xie Qian, their faces were sharp. Some cursed: "Prince Ning, how did he know how to mess around, where did he come back with a pile of ashes when he ran away so early in the morning?!"

Xie Qian put up a finger, put it lightly on his lips, and said, "Oh, all beauties have to have a temper, let alone this unparalleled beauty? It's not a problem, it's a trivial matter. Are you awake?" Wake up and pack up quickly."

Xiaotao Xiaoxiu disliked Xie Qian, yawned and jumped out of the carriage, stretched her arms and legs to loosen up, and each of them dragged a fully loaded two-wheeled flatbed, followed Xie Qian and slipped around a corner, turning back to find Fei Trouble with the Eagles.

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"Slag Gong's White Moonlight Is Actually Me"

Lin Xin and Morpheus are a pair of partners.Literally, they are mecha fighters and exclusive mecha repairers, but in private, he has additional terms to assist Morpheus in blocking the peach blossoms.

If it were someone else, no one would agree to this loss-making deal.After all, Morpheus is really scumbag, and "dealing with the harem" is both troublesome and difficult.

But Lin Xin simply thought: Morpheus scum, does he have anything to do with his mech repairer?

No.

Does it have anything to do with Morpheus's entire warehouse of super-class mechs?

No.

Does it matter that he is inseparable from the mechs 24 hours a day?

He thought there was none.

In fact, the follow-up "work overtime to the bed", "act as a partner until the proof", "deal with green tea", "house double", "serve in-laws" and other additional content have long made Lin Xin regretful to the point that his intestines are green .Moreover, the "harem" to be dealt with, why does the persona look more and more like him? !

Morpheus, the proud son of heaven, one in a hundred thousand.The shining points on his body are as dazzling as the sun, even if there is a small indiscretion, it is not worth mentioning at all.

Just hire an assistant to do it for you.

But "assistant" Lin Xin has a bit of a temper?If it weren't for the technical level of repairing mechs, one would top ten...

That doesn't mean you can push your nose to your face.

At least he couldn't sleep and dumped him, and dumped him twice in a row? ? ?

Morpheus has always been the one who dumped people, the last time he was dumped was... Lin Xin, why should he? !As a rookie in that area, shouldn't he be grateful to him and beg him to love him again? !

Hmph, it's a good idea, wait for him to plan carefully, and get Lin Xin drunk again...

Never give Lin Xin the chance to kick him out of bed!

... Definitely next time.