The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

The shaman Datian understood what Xie Qian meant, and finally heaved a sigh of relief. He let go of his hands and straightened his clothes. He sat across from him, bowed his hands to Xie Qian and performed the usual Lemo salute, saying: "Please make it clear, my lord. In addition, The three meals promised just now—…”

Xie Qian waved his hand and said: "To do business for this official, you have to leave here temporarily and live in Xiying. You may need to leave Sichuan and travel around. Naturally, there is food in Xiying. If you are on a business trip, it will be converted Do you have any objection to turning it into dry food or silver money?"

The shaman witch immediately said: "No objection, anything is fine! Since the shaman god wants me to cooperate with the adults, no matter where I go, it is equivalent to worshiping the gods, and the adults just give orders."

"Well, that's good." Xie Qian stretched out his hand, and Xiaoxiu took out a thin booklet and put it in his hand. He pushed the booklet to Shaman Datian and said, "I want you to do three things first. One, call no less than five shamans and ask them to come to Xiying to report. Second, recite this book proficiently, and it is best to explain it with both voice and emotion. The third is not urgent, but you have to prepare in advance. The content in the book is to be preached to believers and guests."

This... sounds like preaching.

The shaman Datian was a little hesitant, hesitating, "What should I do if the content is contrary to the belief of the shaman god...", while reluctant to part with the preferential treatment of eating meat every day, I carefully picked up the thin booklet and looked through it.

The binding of the booklet is very simple, the center line is crooked, and there are actually two kinds of characters inside, one is trying to write neatly, but has to jump between strokes and strokes from time to time, and the other is more solemn and solemn. Correct as if printed.But no matter how neat the handwriting is, it can't conceal the... irregularity of the contents of the booklet.

It can't be regarded as unruly, but at least it's not something that can be put on the table. It's actually some of the most popular short stories about ghosts and ghosts in the market.The first one is about a farmer who wants to kill and eat a farm ox when it gets old. The celestial goddess comes down to rescue the farmer, and she leaves a generous reward to take the farmer up to heaven.The second one writes about the heavenly soldiers and generals beheading demons and killing demons, leaving a remains of beheading.The third is the fox demon who visits the students of the scientific examination at night, and the fourth is the case of the small patrol arresting the wise plan to break the bones.

The writing style is simple and easy to understand vernacular, and the plot is full of twists and turns, which makes people want to know the ending immediately after reading it.

And this kind of content, not to mention that it has nothing to do with shamans, and it has nothing to do with any other sects. It is just a miscellaneous book for entertainment.

Ah, you have to memorize this and talk to others?The shaman was at a loss, and couldn't help but confirm: "...My lord, this is the one to be memorized?"

Xie Qian said as a matter of course: "Of course, what else? Is it true that I really want you to fail in preaching?"

Shaman Dawu: "...Your Excellency is joking."

Xie Qian: "Of course. Although my dynasty does not prohibit any sect, it does not promote it. Whether it is monks, Buddhists, or you shamans, I treat everyone equally according to the law, but it is absolutely impossible to respect any one. You should keep this in mind, and as for the content of the book, you can slowly confirm it, and after confirming that there is no conflict with your various gods and teachings, let's talk about the next step."

Conflict or something is naturally dispensable.There is not much inheritance among their shamans, and what has been passed down from generation to generation depends entirely on dictation. In other words, everyone listens to what the shamans of this generation say.As long as it is beneficial to the shamans, it is impossible to conflict with the "doctrine".However, in front of Xie Qian, of course the shaman Datian would not reveal it, and it happened that he was also anxious to see the ending of these stories, so he had dinner with this strange novel and drank the pot of black grass roots Confused, he replied: "There is no conflict."

Xie Qian didn't expose it, he said "hmm" and said, "In this case, gather enough people as soon as possible, and come to Xiying to report."

The shaman Datian knelt down once, and became proficient the second time. He rolled over, grabbed Xie Qian who was turning to leave, and said, "My lord, how about this, I'll go back to the West Camp with you... so that I can get familiar with it more quickly." The contents of this book. As for...well, my companion, you can tell me no matter where you are.”

Xie Qian: "..."

Xiaoxiu: "..."

Good guy, this attitude is really positive enough, I must have heard about the food in Xiying.

Xiaoxiu couldn't hold back, and rolled her big eyes.Xie Qian secretly laughed in his heart, but to deal with dangerous elements like Shaman Datian, he had to either isolate them or put them under close surveillance, so he accepted this condition and led them back to the West Camp.

The next day, Datian, a shaman who knows current affairs, released a few pigeons from Xiying after asking for instructions, and then locked them in his small tent, burying himself in the book of strange stories.

Xie Qian spent a fulfilling and busy day, and was in a happy mood because of a small farce at noon, but all the good things were gradually worn away by the chattering complaints of Xiaoxiu at night.However, the instigator didn't realize this. He started talking about the shaman eating a whole five bowls of rice in one go, until he choked in the afternoon and watched the military doctor in Xiying induce vomiting, and then continued to eat three big bowls at night. After a big bowl of spicy noodles, I kept running to the toilet many times.

Xie Qian couldn't bear it anymore and threw away his chopsticks, and interrupted Xiao Xiu's continuation with earnestness, saying: "Xiao'er, can I discuss something with you?"

Xiaoxiu suddenly interrupted, showing a little unhappy look, said: "What?"

Xie Qian gritted his teeth, and said word by word: "In the future, we are not allowed to discuss the reincarnation of the five grains!! Say one more word, and you will get out immediately!!"

Another day later, the companions of Shaman Datian and other shamans came to Xiying to report one after another.They were skinny and wore ragged clothes. Some days they could not find clean water to bathe, and they smelled indescribable.If the soldiers guarding the gate hadn't been informed in advance, they must have driven these people away as savages or refugees.

After going through a difficult winter, although most of the residents of Shu County maintained a relatively slender figure, at least everyone was clean, and the food on their faces due to hunger gradually disappeared, replaced by a smile full of hope.In any case, no matter the appearance or the mental outlook, they are completely different from these dirty and sick guys.

The soldiers guarding the gate covered their noses, packed up their clothes and threw them into the bathing place. After a thorough cleaning, they pulled them to the stove for a small meal.This group of gods who were pampered in the past, like a group of hungry wolves released from a cage, after sweeping away all the food, finally returned to a bit of a dog, and then pulled them into the conference tent to listen to the first round of lectures.

The content is basically the same as what Xie Qian said to Shaman Datian, but this time, Xie Qian did not speak in person, but put up his airs and sat aside to drink tea quietly.

The shaman ate and stretched all day long, and when he got up early, he didn't dare to eat any more Haisai, so he only drank some soft and glutinous rice porridge.Although the spirit is sluggish, the wizards present here are in worse condition than him, and with the accumulated prestige over the years, it is still a piece of cake to suppress a few colleagues.

He didn't mention a word about the agreement with Xie Qian, and first preached the new oracle of the "Shaman God", with only one main purpose, "Work hard, the Shaman God will bless you, and the county governor will reward you." eat".

The shamans accepted the new blessings devoutly, and expressed their gratitude to Xie Qian in a more positive tone.Only then did Shaman Datian take out that thin book, and briefly summarized several stories in the language of the Lemo tribe. Finally, he emphasized that these legends all came from the oracle of the Shaman God, and must be read as soon as possible. Only by telling more people can the greatness of the Shaman God be revealed.

Everyone is a magic stick, and the meaning behind the words is clear. Everyone understands and asks to listen to the detailed version of these god stories. At this time, under the instruction of Xie Qian, the shaman genius split the book into many series according to the stories. page, and give it to everyone to watch in turn.

After a brief discussion, all the shamans went back to study and recite the words.These stories are not too long, nor difficult, nor do they need to be good at every word, just tell them in a full and complete way when preaching, it is simply a business tailor-made for these magic sticks.Within a few days, everyone became familiar with these stories, and showed their strengths, and even wrote a ballad for each story.

Xie Qian reviewed it and thought that the fire was almost ready, so he started the first step of the grand plan: spreading the "seeds" of these stories to the surrounding counties.

He is naturally worried about these magic sticks. The good Mijun County has been disturbed by these people and the people are in dire straits. Even if they have to use waste this time, they can't casually spread these disasters to places where he can't watch.He made two preparations for this. First, he promised the shamans that he would pay a generous reward when he returned to the West Camp after the work was completed. Then, he assigned two reliable "assistants" to each person who went out on business. ".On the one hand, they will assist the shamans in their life and work, and on the other hand, they also have the responsibility of monitoring and guarding.

Several shamans embarked on a journey to the surrounding counties in a borrowed mule cart.Shaman Datian was left alone in the West Camp.Xie Qian is 1 worried about this old god stick who needs to bear the main responsibility for the disaster, and he doesn't want to release it to any nearby place. Of course, he also needs the pigeons domesticated by the old god stick to communicate with other shamans.He stuffed a few clever apprentices in the past, and while stealing the master, he reported the movements of the shamans who went out to "preach" at any time.

In the twinkling of an eye, more than a month later, when the streets and alleys of Shu County began to sing the "Monro Planting Vegetable Song" written by the twin sisters, and the folk song "The Legend of the Heavenly Girl" written by Shaman Datian, the neighboring counties The county is also constantly delivering good news to Xiying.