The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

The cruise ship went down the river, Wang Xiaowei looked at the farther and farther county town and Xiying, and couldn't help but worry: "Where is this going, barren mountains and wild places, is it going to be hungry at noon?"

Xiaoxiu hurriedly handed him a bag of snacks, and said: "If the captain is hungry, he will fill up the mat first. As for the lunch, we have arranged it early in the morning. You are the distinguished guests today, just close your eyes and play, don't worry about anything." Don’t worry, just tell us about the boring and boring places.”

Captain Wang wasn't really hungry, but he still took the snacks. Captain Zhang interrupted and said, "We're all colleagues. Seeing how busy you are, it's weird for us to throw our hands away and do nothing. Yes, it is inevitable to say a few more nonsense."

Xiaoxiu hurriedly thanked and declined, while the few people were chatting, the boatman yelled and the boat went faster and faster. After passing this fast and dangerous shoal, two sailors held a fishing net and saluted everyone, saying: "Dear guests, Is there any You Xing to try next? If you can catch fresh fish, I will cook it for the distinguished guests on the spot later."

"Hehe!" Xiaowei Zhang suddenly became interested and said, "Then what should we do if we can't catch fish? Don't we have nothing to eat?"

Several people burst into laughter, the sailor bowed again and again, and said with an apologetic smile: "There is absolutely no reason to let the distinguished guests go hungry. If you can't get online, you have to trouble our boss to buy some fresh fish out of his own pocket."

The third captain and Xiaotao looked at Xie Qian one after another, Xie Qian did his part, patted his chest and said: "Wrapped in Gu's body, what fish do you want to eat later, please greet the boatman in advance, and let the boatman catch it for you!"

A few people felt relieved, Xiaowei Zhang happily took the fishing net, and pulled the sailor to cooperate with him.After the boat sailed for several miles, the fishing nets actually yielded a lot.The sailors threw the small fry back into the river, and only picked out a few big ones, but they were all fat and strong grass carp and silver carp.

Xiaowei Zhang was very happy, and came over with the fish to show off to Chen and Wang for a long time, and then went to ask Xie Qian and He Feiyun for credit.He was squeezed out by two colleagues together with Xiaotao.Between the laughter, the boat has gradually docked without knowing it.At this time, everyone took a closer look, only to find that on this white rocky beach in the lower reaches of the Min River, at some point, a small wharf was secretly built.

The pier is simple and unsophisticated, and a small courtyard is surrounded by bamboo fences.The ground is not leveled, it is just the white gravel of Baishi Beach, and in the courtyard with the best view, there is a pergola that is transparent on all sides.Under the shed, there are firewood and charcoal fire, stove pots, all kinds of kitchen utensils, ingredients, and ingredients. Quaint and refined.

If there are literati who love poetry and prose, seeing this distant mountain and cloud, it is inevitable to express their poetry to their heart's content.It's a pity that Xie Qian has such a literary background. At this time, his mind is full of plans to start a side job, travel, and make quick money.The number of times Xiaoxiu came to step on the site is too many, and I almost vomited, and the novelty has long since disappeared.Although He Feiyun had this intention, he had to maintain his dignity in front of his subordinates.As for the three school captains, they sighed for a long time, and finally only chanted a few sighs of "Wow, the sky is so blue, ah, the river is so clear".There is only one Xiaotao left, who frowned for a long time and thought hard for a long time, only choked out a sentence "floating bamboo shakes leisurely", but was interrupted by the sighs of the school captains and the smell of fish from the stove, and could not find that place again. A rare inspiration.

Fortunately, the significance of this trip is not to leave a few poems behind.The boatman on the boat, with two sailors, skillfully and quickly made a fire to cook. Grilled fish is an indispensable hard dish, and other side dishes are also being prepared in full swing.

It was still a little short of noon, and when the meal was idle, Xiaoxiu led the crowd to the other side of the arbor, in front of a towering strange rock.

This strange stone is very different from the goddess stone. A flower bed has been pre-enclosed around the stone, and rose peonies are planted in it. It has not yet reached the flowering period, and many flower buds have grown on the flower seedlings. , pink and yellow, very lively.

Standing in front of the stone, the shaman Datian told another short story, but this time, the story was shorter and more concise than that of the goddess knight, and the protagonist was not a human being, but an old and lame farm cow.

Although it was brief, the third lieutenant's eyes were straightened when he heard it - it can't be blamed for their shallow knowledge. After all, the days of guarding the border are always boring, and there are not many teahouses for storytelling in Chang'an. In short, the dedication and fortune of the old cattle , Let them empathize with each other, their eyes are moist, and they only regret that they have never heard of this legendary story before, and they have not been able to pay close attention to the strangeness of this strange stone.

After listening to the story, the third captain sighed, unable to extricate himself for a long time.

Xiaotao broke the deadlock, wiping her tears and choking with sobs, "The God of Farming Cattle is so kind. He devoted his whole life to serving people, but fortunately he was able to ascend after his death. From now on, when I meet farming cattle, I have to treat them better—… ... woo woo woo..."

Xiaoxiu: "..." (I'm sorry brother, even if you are my real brother, I can't tell you the truth for now.)

Everyone sighed with emotion, it took Xiaotao a while to stop crying, the sailors over there had already invited people to have lunch.Several people returned to the arbor, and there were already ten dishes on the table, six cold and four hot, and the other three staple foods, new rice milled from new rice, steamed buns with mixed noodles, a specialty of Shu County, and one more fresh fish pancake.

The school captains sat down while discussing whether the second edge on the left of the strange stone was a cow's horn or the first one on the right was a cow's ear. However, after arguing and arguing, the battle became more and more intense, but they still couldn't decide the result, so they had to catch the storyteller. People, that is, shamans, come to judge.

Shaman Datian put on the standard magic stick smile, and said mysteriously: "Those who are destined to be immortals can tell the difference. However, before encountering the divine cows that come down to the earth to steal water and grass, it is better to taste the special products of Minhe River first." Although the grass carp and silver carp are not much different from the fish in other places, they are bathed in the sacred stone river area left by the immortals, and they were caught by Mr. Zhang himself. They are the freshest. Wouldn’t it be beautiful to miss them? Look at this The Tao-roasted rice flower fish is extremely fat and tender. It eats delicate rice seedlings, rice flowers, and rice worms. The meat is more delicate than river fish, and it is the fattest in this season. After this season, it can only be eaten again. Wait until next year—"

Under his lobbying, the school captains were aroused by gluttons one after another.After all, no matter how fine the breakfast was, it took me a whole morning to run. It was good not to mention it, but once it was brought up, everyone realized that they were already hungry.At present, the controversy over horns is naturally self-defeating. Everyone picked up their chopsticks and began to taste them one after another.

The dishes are not very unusual, and the cooking method of the fish is nothing more than steamed, grilled, braised, all of which are the tastes that Xiying is used to.But freshly made and eaten, after all, it has the advantage of "deliciousness".The more they ate, the more delicious they were, and they ate and drank with the two newly-heard stories, and without much effort, they wiped out all the plates and cups on the table.

Satisfied with food and drink, Xiaowei Wang praised: "In the past, I thought that on days when I was not on duty, I could drink a few gourd wine with my friends and eat meat, which is the most beautiful day of the gods. Who knows that there is such a way to play in the world? We brothers followed General He, that is really a great blessing!"

He Feiyun waved his hands modestly, but Xie Qian snorted and said: "This is where we are, we are only halfway through the one-day tour route, and the wonderful things are still to come."

This time, not only Captain Wang, but also Captain Zhang and Captain Chen stared wide-eyed in surprise, and said one after another:

"Is there something better?"

"There are still?"

"how is this possible?!"

Xie Qian still smiled and said nothing, Shaman Datian quickly introduced: "It is exactly as the adults said. In the afternoon, there will be a fisherman's song appreciation, in the evening, there will be a banquet of Qushui Liushang, Yingge Yanwu Festival, and in the evening, there will be a shopping trip in Dongshi."

Xiaowei Chen shouted "Okay!", stood up, and held up the sea bowl of tea in his hand - as his name suggests, he was more reckless than others, relying on his drunkenness, he said in a thunderous voice: "Sister-in-law of the county king Niubi!! The county king’s sister-in-law will always be the sister-in-law of all of us——!!!”

As soon as he said this, everyone seemed to be frozen, and the surroundings were even more silent.

Even if the bottom line is as low as Xie Qian's, it's hard to avoid being called "sister-in-law" because of her crispy exterior and tender interior.

Although He Feiyun had heard about this a little bit, and even acquiesced on purpose, but Chen Mang actually dared to shout out in front of Xie Qian, even though he was overwhelmed by Mount Tai, he couldn't help but be shocked.

As for Wang Xiaowei, Zhang Xiaowei, and Xiaotao Xiaoxiu, I know it in my heart, but I can give them 1 courage, and they will never dare to offend the general or the county king face to face. escape.

A gust of river wind blew by, rolling up ripples on the river.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a crackling sound on the table, and Shaman Datian suddenly knelt down on the ground, trembling like a grasshopper bleak in the autumn wind, and tremblingly said: "My lord, what did you just say?" , the county, the king of the county???"

Everyone: "..."

Xie Qian: "..." Gan, I forgot that he still pretended to be the county guard and didn't disclose his identity as the county king.

After a one-day tour that made everyone frightened (frightened) and happy (of course, for a certain shaman, horror may be more appropriate), the third school captain and Xiaotao are both familiar with the route and the way of playing that they have never experienced before. Made the highest rating.

Even He Feiyun, who was always calm about anything, tossed Xie Qian over and over for half the night after returning to the camp that night.

Xie Qian ate and drank enough, was exhausted, almost fell asleep in a daze, and vaguely heard someone sighing in a low voice with a bit of melancholy.

However, he is not what he used to be now, he has become more courageous in the West Camp, not only dared to stroke He Feiyun's beard, but sometimes he even dared to overstep the camp's highest officer and directly command the captains, so his temper rose accordingly.This will be interrupted by the whispers, immediately set up the score, and slapped it with a few random hands.

After a very loud and crisp sound, the surroundings fell silent as he wished.Xie Qian put his arms around his wonderful beauty and fell into a beautiful dreamland.

——There are still many things to be busy tomorrow!

In the early morning of the next day, Xie Qian, who was used to getting up early, still opened his eyes at about the same time. The first thing he saw, as expected, was the one who looked at him every day. Heaven defying handsome face.

He Feiyun's orientation was slightly against the light, and the morning sun had delicately inlaid a layer of gold on his outline, so fine that even the broken hair on the sideburns and the fluff on his face could be seen clearly.

Xie Qian looked and looked without blinking, feeling warm in his heart.The family he had longed for since he was a child—although it was a bit different from what he expected, but there would be no one else between them, and he got far more than he imagined.But I don't know how many merits and virtues he cultivated in his previous life to be able to accompany such a perfect husband hand in hand.

His line of sight slowly moved downstream from He Feiyun's straight nose. It just so happened that He Feiyun also changed direction, from lying on his side to lying on his back. Xie Qian stood up and finally saw Sleeping Beauty clearly under the morning light. true face.

He was stunned for a while, then suddenly broke out:

"Who-!!! Dare to slap the beauty in the face--?! I'm going to kill him--!!!"

Sleeping Beauty was so frightened that he almost woke up, but he didn't open his eyes, but grabbed the person who almost fell off the bed with one hand, rubbed it, stuffed it into the quilt, and whispered in his ear: "Don't make noise— - that's it..."

"Uh-huh……?"

No, why did the general handle the thieves march down? ?

No, this is a lonely rhythm? !ah? ? ?

and many more? ? ?

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The author has something to say:

So far ha~

Take a day off tomorrow, and start posting the day after tomorrow.

Thank you to all the little angels who accompanied me here.

After a period of rest (accumulating the number of words), a new pit will be opened, and the next article will be "Slag Gong's White Moonlight Is Actually Me", copywriting:

Lin Xin and Morpheus are a pair of partners.Literally, they are mecha fighters and exclusive mecha repairers, but in private, he has additional terms to assist Morpheus in blocking the peach blossoms.

If it were someone else, no one would agree to this loss-making deal.After all, Morpheus is really scumbag, and "dealing with the harem" is both troublesome and difficult.

But Lin Xin simply thought: Morpheus scum, does he have anything to do with his mech repairer?

No.

Does it have anything to do with Morpheus's entire warehouse of super-class mechs?

No.

Does it matter that he is inseparable from the mechs 24 hours a day?

He thought there was none.

In fact, the follow-up "work overtime to the bed", "act as a partner until the proof", "deal with green tea", "house double", "serve in-laws" and other additional content have long made Lin Xin regretful to the point that his intestines are green .Moreover, the "harem" to be dealt with, why does the persona look more and more like him? !

Morpheus, the proud son of heaven, one in a hundred thousand.The shining points on his body are as dazzling as the sun, even if there is a small indiscretion, it is not worth mentioning at all.

Just hire an assistant to do it for you.

But "assistant" Lin Xin has a bit of a temper?If it weren't for the technical level of repairing mechs, one would top ten...

That doesn't mean you can push your nose to your face.

At least he couldn't sleep and dumped him, and dumped him twice in a row? ? ?

Morpheus has always been the one who dumped people, the last time he was dumped was... Lin Xin, why should he? !As a rookie in that area, shouldn't he be grateful to him and beg him to love him again? !

Hmph, it's a good idea, wait for him to plan carefully, and get Lin Xin drunk again...

Never give Lin Xin the chance to kick him out of bed!

... Definitely next time.