The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

Which is bigger and which... is smaller?

Xiao Tao: "..."

Xiaoxiu: "..."

Gou Yu: "Pfft."

Xie Qian blushed, pointed at the three of them and reprimanded: "What are you thinking?! One by one! Be serious!" Then he turned around and said to the little official, "Don't take their words Take it to heart, although I'm lonely...cough cough, I'm older, but I'm very reasonable. Since the general comes first, there's no reason why you shouldn't take a bath. Or, if I take a few steps back, it's not right to take a bath together. no……"

More than that, it's just too much to ask for, isn't it? !Xiao Tao, Xiao Xiu and Gou Yu cast three pairs of condemning eyes over him, but Xie Qian couldn't hide the joy in his eyebrows and flew out, as if he was afraid that others would not notice.He turned his head, waved his hands to the three of them like chasing flies, and said, "Go to the big pool to wash, and go to the small bath alone." After speaking, he flew away like a butterfly wearing a flower.

The stunned little official suddenly came back to his senses, and shouted: "Your Excellency—you made a mistake—it's on the other side—!"

Xie Qian took a few steps and made a sharp turn, sliding to the other side: "Say it sooner next time!!!"

Where can I pull it back.Xiaotao and Xiaoxiu sighed in unison, even Gou Yu, who had seen the big world, couldn't help being speechless, and asked the two of them, "Do you regret it?"

Xiaotao: "What do you regret?"

Gou Yu: "Xiao Tao Xiao Xiu, isn't such a name enough for the two of you to regret it?"

Xiaotao curled her lips: "That doesn't have to wait until now, when the county king named it, he was so regretful that his intestines were green."

Xiaoxiu rolled his eyes: "Break the sleeves, divide the peaches, this bastard has always pretended to be these things. Now that he has General He, I'm afraid he can't even pretend to be these things."

Xiaotao: "Thank God, fortunately, I didn't name it now. I don't want to be called Feifei, Yunyun."

Xiaoxiu: "...you are right."

Gou Yu shook his fan, smiled mysteriously and remained silent.It's a pity that the Guanzi Xiaotao and Xiaoxiu he sold couldn't understand, and walked towards the big bath with the Polyporus saponins in his hands, but after a few steps, Xiaoxiu paused suddenly and said, "Oh."

Xiaotao: "What's wrong?"

Xiaoxiu: "The king of the county seems to have left empty-handed."

Xiaotao: "...Can't I borrow the general's use?"

Gou Yu's smile deepened, and he said meaningfully: "How can the two of you take a serious bath, don't worry. Rather than worrying about the county king, I'm more curious, since the two of you don't like the changed name, why don't you just change it back to the original one?"

Xiaotao snorted, "No matter how bad it is, it's a gift from the county king."

Xiaoxiu is more realistic: "No matter how bad it is, it sounds better than Gouwa and Gouyang."

Gou Yu: "...Indeed."

Gou Yu: "Wait a minute, don't go in, I always feel that something is not right..."

Xiaotao Xiaoxiu was giggling, laughing and cursing "what's wrong", Xiaotao pushed open the door, and the steam that was covered in the wooden house burst out.After the white mist dissipated slightly, the two finally saw clearly what was going on inside.

A few soldiers with scars all over their bodies and fierce facial features, either sitting or standing, stared at the two unexpected visitors with seemingly murderous eyes.

Far away in the corner hung two qi-death wind lamps, shining through the thick water mist with weak and messy light—just like Xiao Tao Xiaoxiu's mood at this time.

The smile froze on the face, and the two of them seemed to be nailed to the door, neither of them dared to move.

Gou Yu, who was a few steps behind, finally figured it out, and suddenly became furious, and said, "Aren't you arranging Lao Tzu just now?!" He rewarded Xiao Tao Xiaoxiu with a chestnut from behind, and cursed, "What a big dog! --……Well……"

Reluctantly, Gou Yu saw the situation in the big bath clearly, and the loud voice suddenly seemed like a chicken being strangled. After a while, he raised his hand cautiously, "Um, that, a few Big brother... wash it...?"

……

Not to mention how the three attendants confronted the Flying Eagle Army in the big bath. Turning around, Xie Qian danced lightly towards the door of the wooden house in the small pool like a butterfly, while humming the song "Drunk awake only sits in front of the flowers, drunk still "Come to sleep under the flowers" Qu'er, while raising her orchid fingers, pinched the doorknob carved with the dog's tail grass pattern and gently pulled it.

The door remained motionless.

Xie Qian pulled harder.

The door remained motionless.

Xie Qian: "Big beauty, I've been waiting for a long time. This king is here to accompany you to take a shower."

Someone in the room asked, "Who?"

Mixed with water vapor, the voice seemed hazy and distorted. Xie Qianpin took a sip and felt a little strange, but the appearance of He Meiren's water lotus was like a piece of delicious snack, which made him have no time to think about it, as if he had been injected with chicken blood Pushing and pulling on the tightly closed door until it rattled under pressure.

The door was surprised: "Who is shaking the door??"

Xie Qian said excitedly, "It's lonely."

"Who???"

Xie Qian: "Lonely! It's lonely!"

"How can there be chickens at this time? Where did the pheasants come from??!!!"

Xie Qian was furious: "What chicken? You are the chicken! You are the orphan! Open the door quickly!!"

"It's not a chicken, so what are you doing??!"

The door of the wooden house opened from the inside with a bang, and a strong black-faced man jumped out covering the key parts, his broom-like brows stood upright: "Which bastard with no eyes, dare to disturb my bath?!"

Hearing the doorbell, Xie Qian quickly moved aside subconsciously: "..."

You are the bastard who doesn't have long eyes, return the lonely beauty! !

The two stared at each other, each at a loss.After a while, Xie Qian regained his composure, coughed lightly, and said, "It's lonely, how?"

Strong man: "Uh... not so much."

Xie Qian: "Lieutenant Chen, if there is no killing, there is no harm. Small animals like pheasants are very kind and lovely. Why do you want to have trouble with them?"

The strong man nodded in a trance and responded: "Yes... yes, the county king is right..." Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly came to his senses, raised his hands to cover his chest in horror, and realized something was wrong, so he hurried back to the place and covered his chest. The cover was not tight, so I had to close the door with a "bang" in panic, and said: "The king has mercy!!!! The king is the last general who made a mistake—the appearance of the last general is not worthy of the blue eyes of the king— —”

"???" Xie Qian was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and scolded as if he was being burned, "Ah-bah-!!! You you...what kind of mess?? You are not alone Hungry and frivolous, ah, bah, bah, bah! If you want to take a bath, get dressed and get out after you're done, and make room for the bath, bastard!!!!"

The door of the bathing pool opened with a "bang" for the third time, and the black-faced strong man rushed out of the door in a hurry. It's free, then... that, nothing to do, let's leave first—”

The more nervous the strong man is, the more erratic his behavior will be.Xie Qian couldn't help frowning, and when his eyes fell on the small wooden basin held in the strong man's hand - the bathing utensils inside, he finally couldn't help saying: "Wait a minute..."

"Ah——!!!!!! I didn't hear anything, I don't know anything!!!" The captain surnamed "Chen" turned into a black whirlwind, like a Like a string of arrows, it ran away without leaving a trace, leaving only a series of frenzied screams, "I, I really don't like-like-men-people-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !"

"..."

Xie Qian was helpless, his strong heart suffered a small blow.He sighed, and had no choice but to give up thinking about borrowing bath products, and thought to himself, at least the hot spring can still be used.Pushing open the finally vacated wooden house door, Xie Qian took half a step into the house.

Then, he backed out immediately.He closed his eyes, mustered up his courage, and went in again. Facing the unrecognizable small bath, Xie Qian suffered the second round of shock.

It's really...too chaotic, like a typhoon passing through the border, and like a herd of beasts raiding.Xie Qian wanted to turn around and go back, but on the one hand, the temptation to take a hot spring to relieve fatigue was really great, on the other hand, the big talk had already been released, whether it was going to the big bath or returning empty-handed, it would be too embarrassing.

After thinking about it, Xie Qian had no choice but to grit his teeth, took out a clean handkerchief and folded it in half to cover most of his face, tied his cuffs with a belt, took the rags, bristle brushes, and small wooden buckets placed outside the house, and rushed into the foam-filled , sewage and hair baths.

Let off the stagnant water in the small pool first, then use a wooden bucket to receive hot spring water to rinse, brush three times, then rinse three times, and finally clean the floor, shelves, and walls.

The size of the small wooden house was already foggy due to the hot steam, and the temperature was higher than outside. Xie Qian was so busy that he was sweating profusely, and the only thing left in his mind was the only thought of taking a bath to support him.

After washing the last corner, Xie Qian pulled down the door plug blocking the water inlet, slightly turbid hot spring water gushed in and gradually accumulated in the clean small bath.

Xie Qian sighed expectantly, he was only one step away from the comfort of taking a bath.Just as he was about to take off the handkerchief covering his face, a voice suddenly came out from behind and said, "Finished cleaning? Then you can go out."

Xie Qian, who had no other distractions and concentrated on injecting water, was so frightened that he almost slipped and fell on the spot.When he turned around in a daze, he saw a scene that he had never seen in his life, never thought about it, let alone dared to imagine it.

It was a strong body that far surpassed any painting, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, straight and long legs, no fat at all, and clear muscle texture. A few shallow scars and sword marks, under the loose black hair looming.

Xie Qian was dumbfounded, but was completely covered by the covering cloth.What's more, the person who came didn't pay attention to him at all, but took off the clothes one by one, and put them on the shelf that Xie Qian had cleaned.

I'm going to pass out.Xie said with great concentration.But I can’t get dizzy, I haven’t seen enough, every second I get dizzy, I lose one glance, and one less glance is worth at least a hundred taels of gold.

This is He Feiyun! !General congratulations! !Congratulations! !

If you read enough of the book before you die, it will be worth dying under the sword of General He.

He was in a daze, but He Feiyun didn't understand why, he waited and waited, but he didn't see the "cleaning official" come out, so he stepped over the wooden and clay sculptured human-shaped stake, stepped into the bath, and let out a long and comfortable sigh.

His sigh was obviously very light, and it was mixed with the sound of gurgling water, but it reached Xie Qian's ears very clearly, like the soft paws of a kitten, gently pointing at the softest part of his heart. Scratch the ground.

Xie Qian woke up in a jerk, and swallowed the excessive saliva one after another, moistening his parched throat along the way.He suppressed the agitation in his heart and said, "General, general, do you need to rub your back?"

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The author has something to say:

Xie Qian: To suffer a loss is to take advantage, follow me, to suffer a loss is to take advantage, and to suffer a loss can take a big advantage.

Big deal·He Feiyun: Are you polite?