The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

Xie Qian said furiously: "Bold!! Who dares to put pornographic poems under my general's pillow!!"

As soon as this remark came out, even He Feiyun, who had a deep concentration, couldn't help laughing.

However, after Xie Qian finished cursing, as if the pause button had been pressed, he held his forehead and waited for a long time. After the dizziness passed, he continued to explode angrily, threw the paper on the ground and stepped on it again, so angry The cheeks are bulging like goldfish.It's a pity that the dizziness caused by the alcohol continued, seriously affecting Duke Xie's performance. He had to stop after stepping on it a few times, hold his head to rest for a while, and then continue. Relentlessly insist on stepping on.He Feiyun laughed so hard that his abdominal muscles almost collapsed, he quickly pulled him to the side of the bed and sat down, and said: "Okay, okay, it's broken."

Xie Qian was out of breath, and felt that he couldn't forget it like this, and said, "Who wrote this poem?! It's useless, without the coolness of a literati, it's all dirty words! General He is a clean stream who doesn't touch the common world, how can you Let the thieves write crooked poems to tarnish them! How unreasonable!! I'm so pissed off!!" He grabbed He Feiyun's clothes and said seriously: "General He, this matter is serious, we must investigate thoroughly, arrest this person, let him Gu will teach him a good lesson, and make him deeply realize how wrong and vile this matter is!!"

The jacket on He Feiyun's body was thin, and Xie Qian could see through the fabric, leaving a distinct touch on the skin.Getting along with Xie Qian day and night, the mood swings are more ups and downs than the sum of his birth, but such ups and downs, I gradually got used to it.If one day Xie Qian changes his nature and stops being a monster, it will be like forgetting to put salt in a meal, it will always lack a little taste.But today's ups and downs seem to be a little more intense than before. The surging waves piled up to form a huge wave beyond imagination, just like this vivid touch, leaving behind a place where no one else has ever reached. indelible traces.

He Feiyun grabbed the evil hand, trying to stop Xie Qian from messing around, but when the words came to his lips, he felt that it was impossible to reason with the drunk, and tossed and turned a few words on the tip of his tongue, and finally said: "It's okay , the crime cannot be punished."

What he meant was, Xie Qian, you have done countless similar little bad things. If the general really pursued it, you would have died a long time ago, [-] times, so let's forget it this time. , I'm too lazy to pursue it, so let's do it.

However, in Xie Qian's ears, it was understood as two completely opposite meanings.

"What?!" Xie Qian's eyes widened suddenly, and those eyes were full of betrayal, disbelief, sadness, and many other complicated emotions, and he complained: "Isn't this supposed to be killed? The mess is placed under you, your pillow, and the content is so explicit, it is clear that it is to do things that cannot be seen with you, with you, and dare to put it in such a private place. I have been alone with you for so long, Even your pillow and bed are embarrassing to touch, why, why, why can General He be so tolerant without being whipped?! Could it be that General He knows who set him free? Could it be that he is more beautiful than Gu?!"

He Feiyun: "..." What kind of triple jump deduction is this!What's more, compared with the Xie Qian who put the note and the Xie Qian who was drunk, who can compare which one is more beautiful? !However, recalling the whip at Ding'anmen, He Feiyun couldn't help but feel that the beating was indeed too hard. How could such a small county king with such a delicate skin and tender flesh get away with it?

Out of this bit of remorse, his tone was softer than usual, and he asked, "Then... the whip, does it still hurt?"

Xie Qian didn't ask him to change the subject at all, and he wanted to cry, "Tell me, who is better looking!" With a movement of his hand, he wanted to pull He Feiyun's neckline again.

He Feiyun's jacket was already crumbling, so of course Xie Qian couldn't be asked to continue pulling it any longer, so he just clenched his hands a little more, and softly comforted him: "Jun Wang is handsome, others are not worthy of comparison."

Xie Qian calmed down, stared straight at He Feiyun's face for a long time, swallowed his saliva, and suddenly said: "Hmph, then kiss Gu, otherwise Gu won't believe it."

Sure enough, the whip wasn't hard enough, it was not hard enough! !But... just a moment ago, he clearly believed that this was his room, but now he thinks it should be his bed. Could it be that he is pretending to be drunk?With Xie Qian as a person, it is very possible.He Feiyun let go of his hand, pushed the person away, and said, "Are you really drunk?"

Xie Qian completely ignored his cold face, grinning and dawdling back, said: "Drunk...So General He is drunk, then, hehehe, it's not too much to take advantage of this opportunity? Mess after drinking... that What, what Guchao is looking forward to—” While talking, he rushed over with a blindfolded head.

If you say it is a flutter, it is actually more like a "planting" that falls down.If He Feiyun dodges, there is no doubt that Xie Qian will hit his head on the bedpost. With such momentum and strength, there is a high probability that it will be a tragedy.

In order to prevent this tragedy from happening, He Feiyun had no choice but to sacrifice himself, and was embraced by Xie Qian successfully.All of a sudden, a pungent smell of alcohol rushed towards his face, making He Feiyun frown involuntarily.But what came at the same time as the smell of alcohol, and what prevented him from throwing Xie Qian away, was the unexpected soft temperature.

The brocade robe worn by the young prince to support the scene, even though it has been wrinkled and out of shape after a series of tossing, the bright fabric made his already fair complexion look as delicate as jade, and the lamp Under the candle, the eyes, tails and cheeks were drunk red, but the jade color added a bit of ambiguity.

He Feiyun was stunned for a moment, and the smell of alcohol that should have been unpleasant seemed to become harmless.

It was a rare and great opportunity, but the drunkard who was clamoring to mess around at the last moment did not see any movement. After waiting for a long time, he covered his head and said in pain, "I'm so dizzy..."

Hearing this sentence again, He Feiyun couldn't bear it any longer, even the thought of pushing people away faded away, and hugged Xie Qian, laughing low.He smiled, causing a slight tremor, Xie Qian snorted a few times, as if he felt more comfortable this way, and rubbed his chin on the man's shoulder, as if he was about to fall asleep like this.

He Feiyun had no choice but to shake him and said: "Get up, go to bed and sleep."

Xie Qian let out a "huh", stood up abruptly, and said, "That's not right! Why is the crime not to be punished?!" Then he took pains to retrieve the piece of paper, tore it into pieces, and said, "Bah ! Why should you not be punished? If you want to die, you will have to be smashed to pieces now!!!”

He Feiyun: "..." It turned out to be this broken body.

After Xie Qian finished tearing up the paper, he was angry and out of breath, and touched other things to vent his anger. Finally, he saw the jade handle holding the letter paper and grabbed it to smash it. He Feiyun held him down quickly and put the jade away again .

Xie Qian was in great distress, the circles of his eyes turned red in an instant, and the teardrops were held in the corners of his eyes, which might fall at any time. He had a complete look of accusing the wrongdoer, and said, "Give it to me!"

He Feiyun: "No."

"why?!"

"Unless you promise not to smash it."

That teardrop pattered down, and more trickled down the trail.Although He Feiyun thought it was funny, he couldn't bear to let the drunk get into his own horn, so he sighed and explained: "You don't want to find out the true identity of the thief? Then you should leave at least one evidence."

"...Oh." Xie Qian sobbed twice, reluctantly accepted the explanation, and said seriously, "Then you didn't let the orphan smash it because you couldn't bear it? You wouldn't deceive the orphan just to protect others." Bar?!"

... Defrauding Xie Qian in order to protect Xie Qian cannot be counted as "other people".He Feiyun ignored the first sentence without any psychological pressure, and said, "No."

"Oh. Then...then you won't frame Gu instead just because your heart belongs to you?"

"will not."

With double guarantees, Xie Qian was finally satisfied.

But in the next moment, he changed his face again, taking advantage of He Feiyun's attention being diverted, and directly attacked the hand holding the jade stone!

Of course He Feiyun couldn't let him succeed, so he twisted his body to dodge.Xie Qian said fiercely: "You really want to lie to me!!" Immediately, the move became more aggressive, a poisonous snake came out of the hole, and pressed on in the direction He Feiyun dodged, saying: "It's better to smash the orphan to be at ease. !"

The distance between the two was extremely close, but now they were tossing and turning, making it even more cramped.In an instant, the two fought close to each other for six or seven rounds. He Feiyun had the heart to dodge, but Xie Qian had most of his body on top of him, and he was afraid that he would be thrown off and hurt. The space for dodge became more and more limited. , No matter how clever the moves are, there is no way to display them.There was really no other way, so he had no choice but to hold the jade as high as possible.Unexpectedly, in this way, Xie Qian would have nothing to do.

No matter whether Xie Qian straightened his body or straightened his arms, as long as he was still pressing on He Feiyun and didn't stand up, he would still be far from Yushi.

Xie Qian: "...don't bring such a bully. Are you the only one who is tall?"

He Feiyun: "Go down, you can reach it if you go down."

Xie Qian: "Don't go down! If you go down, you will run away. Stones and people, at least one of them can be caught! You must sleep like this!"

Finally, when the drunk asked for sleep, He Feiyun couldn't wait for it, and said: "Okay, you sleep, sleep quickly."

"...But, I'm so angry that I can't sleep." Xie Qian muttered a few words, crossed his legs like an octopus, and rested his head on He Feiyun's shoulder, hanging like a koala.Not honestly hanging on, he stretched out his hand to hook the jade again. After a long time, it was still a little bit off, and he would only grab a strand of tassel hanging from the stone.

He concentrated so much on the tassel, his whole body was twisted and twisted, and the place where he sat was dawdling back and forth, not knowing how much trouble he had brought to others.He Feiyun was so worn out that his whole body was on fire, with an inconspicuous vein stretched out on his forehead, he said: "...don't move!"

As fast as an instant, Xie Qian lost his balance and fell obliquely forward.Coincidentally, it was the unexpected position of He Feiyun, and it was the blind spot of his line of sight.A wisp of wetness with temperature slanted across the surface of the cortex, bumping the blindfold that originally covered the left eye, but there was still a little warmth, and slipped from the cheekbone to the sideburns as if inadvertently.

The two were stunned at the same time.

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The author has something to say:

Xiaotao: Hey, if the general doesn’t appear, people will miss it, and we, a small supporting role that no one pays attention to, will not be missed even if the second half of the book is clicked.

Xiaoxiu: Isn't it good to fish with pay?In this rhythm, the whole book is probably only the county king and his wife working hard to start a career, right?

Gou Yu: His husband worked hard?I'm afraid it's not trying to hate me.

Xiaotao: Handling military affairs, training soldiers, and protecting the county king, isn't that considered hard work?

Xiaoxiu: In the future, he will personally protect the county king.

Gou Yu: Close body is for sure, as for protection or attack... I'm afraid it will be discussed later.

Xiao Tao Xiaoxiu: ...