The Adventures of the Mad County King on the Domain [Infrastructure]

With graceful steps, Shen Jun slowly circled the strange stone, and when the two rode back in front of Yang San and the others, at least on the surface, Xie Qian was already very calm.

He coughed lightly and said, "I'm not very satisfied."

Yang San's heart sank, his shoulders also collapsed, and he said, "My lord, what are you dissatisfied with?" Can't you just go back to sleep after reading this?

Xie Qian: "Well... I'm not sure what's dissatisfied—oh, yes!" He suddenly realized, "It's too dark, I can't see clearly!"

Yang San: "..." Isn't this nonsense! ! !He suppressed his irritability, and said: "My lord, what can we see in the middle of the night, it must be better than during the day, we can see it again tomorrow morning."

Xie Qian: "I don't want it."

Yang San: "Ah, this..."

Xie Qian: "It must be that this stone is not rare enough, quickly lead the way, let's go to the next one."

Yang San was amazed and increased his knowledge.What a messy bastard!Black lights are blind, three or two lanterns, can you see what a fart is? !Since you said you couldn't see it clearly, how can you tell if it's rare or not? !If he has nothing to say, he must say it, then he can only say dirty words.

At this moment, General He, who had been using the "Yun Junshou" as a pillow, suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Don't you lead the way yet?"

OK!You are so good!The two are truly a match made in heaven!Yang San was depressed and aggrieved, and had no other choice but to succumb to the evil forces.He was full of anger, grunted and rode to the front, and chatted with Ren Liu in local language.

From the moment Ren Liu came out to the present, he hardly spoke a word all the way. Hearing Yang Sanyi's complaints, he had to say a few words of comfort.Regarding overtime work, obviously, his mentality has improved a lot. After persuading Yang San, he resumed his silence and focused on leading the way.The group of people walked for more than half an hour, and came to the second strange stone.

Unlike the first stone, this one was much larger, so large that it could almost be called a hillside.Xie Qian was also polite, and went around directly, giving the same result as the previous one: "Not good. Next."

In the dark night where you can hardly see your fingers, relying only on the illumination of a few lanterns and torches, a group of people walked up the bank of the Min River against the bone-piercing cold wind and walked around for a whole night.A word of insanity is by no means enough to describe this irrational, planless, meaningless, but dangerous action.

Finally, the sky gradually cleared from the darkness, and Yang San no longer had the strength to complain about the absurd sheriff. With heavy dark circles under his eyes, he pointed forward like stagnant water, and said, "My lord, that's the place nearby." The last strange stone."

Under the twilight of the morning light, the "Yunjun Sheriff", who also stayed up all night, was not tired at all, his face was radiant, and he was even more energetic than before he set off. He was full of energy and said: "Oh? The last piece ? Could it be the strange stone of Shennong you mentioned just now? This stone has a name, does it have any special allusions?"

Huang San: "No. It just looks like an old farmer."

Xie Qian leaned back, fell into the arms behind him in a rather unseemly way, and said, "Like an old man farming? Why can't I see... General He, let's compare, whoever sees the old man first Look, even if whoever wins, how about it?"

He Feiyun: "Okay."

Watching the dog and the man gallop around the circle again, Yang San carried Xiaoxiu on his back, and Chen Mang gave a stern baw, and said: "X bastard, the shaman god will not forgive disrespectful people who disturb Shen Mian!"

His voice was very low, he spoke very fast, and he used a native language, so he thought that he would not be listened to at all.Unexpectedly, Shen Jun stopped in response, and even took a few steps back in his direction.

Yang San was stunned for a moment, and he confirmed several times in his heart that what he said just now was not official language, and no one other than Ren Liu could understand it. It wasn't until the white horse continued to move forward that he felt the shock in his throat. The heart of the eye was put back in place.

However, before he could relax, the white horse stopped at the top of the slope again, and the "Yun County Sheriff" raised his eyes to look around, suddenly pointed in a direction, and said, "Eh? What place is that, could it be a village? "

Yang San: "!!"

His face suddenly changed. This strange rock was the closest to the settlement, so whether he or Ren Liu subconsciously ranked it last.Unexpectedly, thousands of calculations have been made, but they have miscalculated. If they bring people over in the middle of the night, it is absolutely impossible to find anything.When it was time to look at this rock, it was dawn, and the sheriff wanted to go around the stone. The white horse walked over the top of the slope, and the settlement was clearly only a very inconspicuous corner, but it just happened to be discovered by the sheriff.

It was so unfortunate and hateful, but it prevented Yang San and the other two from pretending to be confused.

Yang San had no choice but to say: "Yes."

Xie Qian: "What is the name of this village in the mountains? Why is it not recorded in the volume?"

Yang San's face changed slightly, and he answered bravely: "This... I don't know. Could it be... a newly built village?"

Xie Qian pursed his lips, shook his head, and said solemnly: "Oh, this is not possible."

Yang San became more and more nervous, and said, "My lord, this, maybe it's just the foothold for the villagers to pick mountain goods."

Xie Qian: "I just happen to be thirsty, you lead the way quickly, let's go sit in this village!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang San and Ren Liu subconsciously looked at each other, their respective faces were so pale that there was no blood.

Xie Qian pretended not to notice the strangeness of the two of them, and excitedly said to He Feiyun: "It's just a matter of tasting the specialties of this local farm, and we'll go back to the camp after eating, shall we?"

He Feiyun's stupidity could not be broken, and he readily replied: "Then go and come back."

With such a small gap, Yang San had already turned several thoughts in his mind. Intuitively, he was unwilling to let Xie Qian, let alone He Feiyun, have the opportunity to enter the settlement, so he considered and persuaded: "Master Yun, at this time It's too early, this gathering... the people in the small village are lazy, and I'm afraid they haven't woken up yet. Let's rush over to disturb, I'm afraid these villagers will lose their manners—"

"Hey—what are you afraid of? Didn't you say on the road that Wangshan ran to death? No matter how close this village is, it will take more than half an hour for us to find a way to get there, right? Jieshi Maoshi has passed, and Maoshi is still to come Farmers who don’t get up? Don’t fool me, find the way to the village quickly, maybe you can have a hot breakfast!”

"But—" Yang San prevaricated, "Our horses have been running for most of the night, and they are all exhausted. If we walk down the mountain road, if we slip and hurt someone, then..."

He Feiyun: "Then get off the horse and go there." The guarding general kept his promise, once he made a decision, he jumped off the horse first, and went to help Xie Qian down.

Yang San complained incessantly, and wanted to find other reasons. Over there, Xie Qian stretched his arms and legs, flexed his muscles and bones, and blinked innocently, asking: "What do you think—you don't seem to want us to go there? Why? ? Is there anything shameful in this village?"

"!!!" Yang San's cold sweat finally came down, and he quickly argued: "No, no, my lord was joking, a small broken village, where can I hide—"

"In a remote mountain village, apart from being dilapidated and far away, what is there to hide? It's just that, my lord," Ren Liu came to the rescue from the side, and held down Yang San, who was in a hurry and almost lost his composure, and said, " This is not a county town, and most of the mountain villages are ethnic groups with different customs, if I offend you, I hope you don't mind."

Xie Qian's face was stern, his eyes glared, and he said: "What nonsense are you talking about? The whole world is the king's land. Since this place is counted within the scope of Shu County, it is all the county residents of this official. Could it be that the customs are different, so the county guard can’t go to inspect?! Besides, the mountain people should be vulgar, if anyone can be called an elegant scholar, what kind of sage books should the official read?!”

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The author has something to say:

A special explanation: Xie Qian is not a map gun, he said that on purpose.

Xie Qian: Gu can't guarantee to please everyone, so why not just piss everyone off :P.

Xiaoxiu: Then you are quite successful in life.