Pride and Prejudice: The Embarrassing Life of Miss Jane Bennett

Mr. Collins, Cousin Collins, how on earth do you want me to smile at your slapped persimmon face?

Jian Lan held onto a small embroidered fan with one hand, and supported the piano with the other, showing a delicate and charming expression to Mr. Collins.

In fact, since Jian Lan came back from Netherfield, she has been insisting on doing yoga and taking morning and evening walks every day. The face that was slightly pale a few days ago has become quite rosy now.But the dark circles are still not getting better.In fact, after finishing the outline, Jian Lan couldn't wait to write the whole story.The current task is to paint and correct the revised text every night, and then use her most beautiful font to rewrite the novel of about [-] words on a new paper.

"Cousin Mary, you have a wonderful voice, and as my benefactor, Lady Catherine, says, music is never the most nourishing entertainment. Then, Cousin Jane, may I have the honor of hearing you What about it?" As always, Mr. Collins is proud of quoting Mrs. Catherine's words. In fact, Jian Lan really wants to suggest that Mr. Collins get a little red booklet that records Mrs. Catherine's quotations. It is best to draw a little head on the cover...

After making the request, Persimmon's face cracked open and he smiled at Jane.

Cousin Collins, tell me, should I shoot you with a fan, or shoot you, or shoot you

However, Jian Lan did not dare to take action here after all.Looking at the covetous mother beside her, Jian Lan sighed and sat down in front of the piano.

I said, Mrs. Bennett, how do you look like Mama Sang now... I am a prostitute but not a prostitute!In fact, mother, our five sisters and father are still expecting you to take down Mr. Collins by yourself. After all, your hearty smile is so similar to Mrs. Ximen.

Thinking of the scene of Aunt Ximen and Uncle Liu Dekai playing in the water, Jian Lan suddenly smiled.

It was this smile that made Mr. Collins dumbfounded.

It turns out that cousin Jane is so eager to play for me!Mr. Collins would have praised his Lord Jesus for giving him a wife who so adored him.

How did you know that Jane admires you? Turn the table!

Elizabeth and Mary, who saw Collins' expression clearly, were angry at the same time.If their psychological activities are vividly expressed, it will probably be as shown above... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Lydia took the newly decorated hat and looked around in front of the mirror. Seeing Jian Lan's expression on the verge of collapse from the mirror, she couldn't help but gloated and smiled at her beautiful elder sister.

Smile, what a shame...you laugh again and I will really watch you being abducted by that scum!angry!

But... in the face of Lydia who doesn't get in, and Mrs. Bennett who indulged her... Jian Lan said that she really didn't know how to stop the elopement. You know, in the end Lydia still Being ignorant makes Jian Lan's balls hurt... If Jian Lan has balls.

Learn from Mary Sue and transform Lydia?

No, no, no... If I really educated this best, maybe my mother star will send me to "Harry Potter" to educate the disfigured emperor named Voldemort, or go to "Naruto" Educate Uchiha Madara, the annihilator, or go to "One Piece" to reform the tooth-missing king with black beard.

Mother planet, we don't have Uzumaki Naruto's astonishing mouth escape!

Having said that, Jian Lan turned her head to face the grinning persimmon face, and realized that the most tragic person in this family is herself...

Ciri, please give me an electric cucumber, no, the cucumber is too thin, I want an electric zucchini!My old lady really wants to explode her chrysanthemum!

Poor Jian Lan, even the few attributes of a queen were stimulated.

"Dear Cousin Collins, I still have some confusion about the Bible, can you please explain it to me?" Mary walked over holding the Bible like a brick.

Yes, come and go, Mary Chick is more messiah to herself now than Harry Potter.

"Cousin Collins, my chest suddenly feels tight and my head hurts suddenly. Please excuse me and go back to the room to rest." Jian Lan took the opportunity to stand up and said to a priest with her ruddy face unchanged. Lie, then turned around and went upstairs.

Walking out of the living room safely, Jian Lan suddenly wanted to thank God more than Xia Yuhe.

"Okay, my dear Janet." Elizabeth touched Jian Lan's cheek and said, "Don't be so depressed."

"Eliza, I'm not depressed..." I just want to kill! .

"Okay, Janet, I'll take a longer walk with you tomorrow morning, shall we come back later?" Elizabeth said with a smile.

Jian Lan raised her eyelids, didn't speak, just stared at Elizabeth with sea blue eyes, until Elizabeth smiled embarrassedly: "This will ensure that you will not face that arrogant Mr. Darcy alone!" Elizabeth Sworn guarantee.

"Really? Li Qi?" Jian Lan had already expressed doubts about this fellow's credibility.

"Of course it is true!" Elizabeth assured again. "But seriously, you guys haven't spoken to each other these days?"

chat?This basically depends on Jian Lan's own imagination...

In fact, one day after Jian Lan chatted in his head, Jian Lan suddenly discovered that Mr. Darcy had traveled to many countries after graduating from university, and there were many places that Jian Lan wanted to visit even in her dreams.So Jian Lan changed his mind and wanted Darcy to tell more about the situation during the tour, and Darcy did not disappoint Jian Lan and told some interesting things, although he said these interesting things with a deadpan face.But some of them still made Jian Lan laugh, especially when Mr. Darcy faced those things with such an expression, Jian Lan laughed more cheerfully.

At that time, Mr. Darcy would look at him, as if he was very dissatisfied with his smile, so Jian Lan had no choice but to suppress her smile, stare at her watery blue eyes, and put on a serious expression desperately to make Mr. Darcy brew Emotions go on.

When Darcy mentioned that he saw a finger-sized monkey in Madagascar, Jian Lan sighed, "Middle Africa, how much does it cost to go to that island country?"

An involuntary remark that exposed his nature drew a strange glance from Mr. Darcy.

"What? Is there something wrong?" Jian Lan was in a good mood at the moment, so she did not confront Darcy with silence.

"It's nothing, I just feel that today's ladies don't seem to think about travel expenses all at once. Besides, the island country in the middle of Africa, Miss Bennett is very familiar with Africa?"

"No, I'm not familiar with it." Jian Lan quickly shook her head and explained, "I just heard it mentioned before." Then, Jian Lan tilted her head to look at Darcy, and asked, "Why can't the young ladies think about travel expenses? Maybe Only a man of Mr. Darcy's class would ignore the question of travel expenses."

"Does Miss Bennet think that rich people spend money?" Darcy looked back into Jian Lan's eyes and asked.

"Not to mention extravagant, at least generous, well, according to what you say, generous." Jian Lan said pretendingly.

Darcy was almost amused, but he remained calm and said seriously:

"No, Miss Bennett, in fact, when I was studying abroad, I was quite frugal. I can't call it 'generous'. After all, it was a study tour, not an enjoyment. White bread in India was once very expensive and rare. At that time I once ate black bread for a whole month."

Jian Lan's eyes widened, she couldn't believe it.

"It turned out to be another 'Abagong'!" Jian Lan looked at Darcy's serious look, and said, "Did Mr. Darcy cancel the supper at night, and then got up in the middle of the night to go to the stable to eat oats?"

Jian Lan teased Darcy a little with Apagon described by Molière.

It's really not Jian Lan's fault. The previous conversation made Jian Lan really happy, and Mr. Darcy was not as hateful as before. On the contrary, that serious and expressionless face was a little bit amiable. Knowing this person's true character, Jian Lan felt relaxed at the moment.

"Actually not, Miss Bennett." Darcy still maintained a cool expression, and then said something that made Jian Lan almost spit:

"I just remembered to add blood to the condition of taking a pound of flesh when I signed an IOU with others."

When Jian Lan heard this sentence, she staggered for a moment, then turned her head and looked at Darcy in shock, she felt that she was about to pop her eyes out!

Mother star, did you send the magic horse into Darcy's body? !Was it Sherlock who was blacked out by Portia? !

When did this gentleman even learn to laugh at himself?

Seeing that the girl in front of her was not only staring straight at her with rounded eyes, her eyebrows twisted and trembling, her rosy lips were slightly parted but she was unconscious, Darcy slowly The corners of his mouth curled up, and he laughed softly.

The deep but mellow laughter entered Jian Lan's ears, and it sounded like a cello.

At this moment, the only appreciator of this charming laughter did not have any obsessive thoughts, but turned his head and looked to the west, it was fine, the sun did not rise from there, and then looked up at the sky, it was still fine, and there was no sky Thunder bursts.

And when Jian Lan turned her head to look at Darcy again, she found that his smile had long since disappeared like the mist in the morning, still without a trace.And he returned to his expressionless face. Upon closer inspection, he was still bitter and bitter.

It was as if Rochester had just found out that the wife he married was mentally ill.

It seemed that Armand's father had just found out that Armand was hanging out with the La Traviata.

No, no, your gradually darkening face, increasingly tangled eyebrows, tightly pursed lips, and the mourning face that is about to catch up with Miejue Shitai let me know that you are far more tragic than them.

Just when Jian Lan was bewildered and silently complaining about Darcy, she received a very meaningful look from Mr. Darcy, which made Jian Lan tremble.What, why are those resentful, entangled and struggling eyes? Mr. Darcy, you come from a Sichuan opera star, right?Can the little girl express that she doesn't understand your changing face?

So, from that moment until this morning's walk, Darcy's silence between Jian Lan and Darcy resumed again, Jian Lan... brain fill...o(╯□╰)o