Pride and Prejudice: The Embarrassing Life of Miss Jane Bennett

When she got home, Jian Lan pretended to take an English-French dictionary, and after entering the room, she threw herself on the bed and started reading.If someone was in Jane's room at this time, they would find that the volume of the original French book was turned backwards page by page at a very average speed, and the reader was as fluent as if he was reading an article in his native language.

When Jian Lan was in college, she could confidently tell others that she was a language genius. When Jian Lan was in high school, high school students were still allowed to take the grade test. At that time, she easily passed CET-[-].All the students knew that Jian Lan had to study liberal arts when she was not divided into subjects in the first year of high school.Because there is such an obvious difference in her talents in arts and sciences.In short, for things like political history, Jian Lan can even memorize the corners and corners of the book after memorizing a little bit, coupled with her strong language talent, it is outrageous.Similarly, in science, Jane also has a history of blood and tears. When she was in high school, she memorized nearly a thousand questions in mathematics, physics and chemistry before she was admitted to a key high school.The difficulty of science subjects in high school has skyrocketed, Jian Lan's science subjects have undoubtedly been abolished, and only mathematics is still so-so.In the first year of high school, Jian Lan went to heaven in an instant.Of course, Jian Lan is still a technological idiot, and high-tech products such as computers can only be operated by fools. When encountering a slightly more complicated software, Jian Lan will directly hand in the gun.When I was in college, I chose the major of 'French and Italian' and minored in Spanish. The students memorized words and grammar to death. Jian Lan watched various novels and TV shows in the self-study room, which made the students want to stab her to death with a knife.

Before going to bed, Jian Lan had an ambiguous expression, and gently touched the cover of the book. After touching the cover, she touched the spine. After touching the spine, she rubbed her face again. Finally, she carefully placed it under the pillow, blew out the candle, and fell asleep peacefully.

In the following time, apart from doing needlework according to the habit of the original Miss Bennett, Jian Lan just read books.

In this way, nearly a week passed, and Jian Lan still did not receive a reply from the editor of the newspaper, but she waited until the dance prepared by Lucas's house.

This prom is a classic!This was the ball at which Elizabeth refused to dance with Darcy, this was the ball at which Darcy discovered 'beautiful eyes', this was the ball at which Darcy and Elizabeth began!

The fire of gossip in Jian Lan's heart was blazing.

For the harmony of the world described by Austin, for the classic love of Pride and Prejudice, she will change the plot back no matter what!Let Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy fall in love and kill each other as soon as possible, no, love each other and live together!

But imagination is always beautiful and reality is always so weak.

As soon as he walked into the ballroom of Lucas's house, Mr. Bingley hurried over.So Jian Lan could only watch helplessly as he pulled Elizabeth away from her.The fellow smiled generously at himself, saying that this time he brought two additional volumes of encyclopedias to Jian Lan, and then dragged Elizabeth to a corner to chat.

Jian Lan looked at the empty hand that was holding Elizabeth, and was indignant.

Nima!

Charles? Bingley, shouldn't you fall in love with Miss Ben at first sight?What's the matter with you being so sticky Elizabeth? !Are you going to leave Mr. Darcy alone in the future?Do you want me to be drowned in spit by Austin fans all over the world!

While Jian Lan was cursing in her heart, she was thinking that she must not forget to ask Mr. Bingley to get the book after the dance...

By the way, girl, are you just so promising...

At the last prom, Jian Lan fainted because she couldn't bear the stimulation. This time she really realized how popular the original Jane is in Meryton.The nearby country gentlemen from the age of 15 to the age of 30 all came to invite them to dance.Jian Lan fully understands how hard it is to live as Meriton's famous number one beauty.Meow, at the next prom, I have to find a quiet corner to hide as soon as possible. Jian Lan, who is not used to wearing high heels, will break her ankle sooner or later after jumping like this!Besides, she really doesn't like to flirt with her dance partner while dancing~~

Finally, when a young man of seventeen or eighteen who looked easy to bully came to invite him to dance, Jian Lan showed a very skilled dancer who had practiced since time travel. She was a little tired in her shyness, and showed a smile in her tiredness. With some weak smiles, she gently declined the invitation.Instead of making the young man feel ashamed, it aroused his pity. He apologized to Jian Lan with a guilty face, and said over and over how inconsiderate and careless he was, which made Jian Lan almost go berserk.Finally, when Jian Lan said euphemistically for the nth time that she wanted to rest, the child stopped to apologize and let Jian Lan go.

So Jian Lan immediately dragged her lead-filled legs away from the dance floor.

My Nike shoes~~~~ Come and save me...~~~~(>_<)~~~~

At this time, Jian Lan was staring at the curtain not far away with piercing eyes, and walked straight there.As long as you hide behind the curtain, the dancer can't see you, so you don't have to show that smile again.If Jian Lan laughed so much, she would vomit first.At the same time, you can keep an eye on the situation of the dance party at any time, and you won't lose sight of people at critical moments.

The slightly rotten Jian Lan thought silently.

Just when Jian Lan was only three meters away from the curtain, a very familiar sentence floated into Jian Lan's ears.

"...even barbarians can dance..."

Immediately afterwards, his arm was grabbed by someone.

Who wants to invite me again!

Turning around murderously, what he saw was Mr. Darcy and Sir Lucas who still had bitter faces.

"Please let me have the honor to introduce you to this beautiful lady, Miss Jane Bennett. I think you will regain your passion for dancing with this charming partner."

The corners of Jian Lan's mouth twitched while listening to Sir Lucas's eloquence, while staring at him, hoping that he could take a look at the face that was more bitter and vengeful than Darcy.However, Sir Lucas was so old and blind, he grabbed her arm and sent her to Darcy, waiting happily for Darcy to invite him.

Sighing, Jian Lan adjusted her expression, intending to show the classic shyness with tiredness, and a weak smile in the tiredness, but before she could put on her expression, she heard Darcy's slightly indifferent voice

"I wonder if I have the honor to ask Miss Bennett to be my partner for the next two dances?" Darcy asked with a slight bow.

Jian Lan was stunned.

This... What the hell is this... Jian Lan's heart is full of bullshit, but she still bows to her knees and agrees to Darcy's invitation.

She doesn't have the courage of a big sister to refuse the invitation of such a high-quality handsome guy, even though he is an official matchmaker, her brother-in-law...

Unobtrusively turning her feet under the skirt, Jian Lan squeezed out a smile, and then followed Darcy into the dance floor

When the music played and Darcy bent down to salute herself, Jian Lan couldn't help shaking.Only then did he realize that he was dancing with Darcy now!This is the man who is popular among thousands of girls, young wives and nurses.But Mao himself felt so sad in his heart. It seemed that after his classics passed out, the story of Jane Austen was going in a twisted direction.

Still the same question, will I be struck by lightning...

On the dance floor, stepping forward, stepping back, and changing positions, Jian Lan was thinking hard about what to do next.In fact, from the previous 'tired rejection' and Jian Lan's reluctance just now, Darcy saw everything in his eyes.When Sir Lucas pulled her in front of him, Darcy kept looking at Jian Lan.Naturally, she didn't miss Jian Lan's angrily and flushed face.It is not difficult to see her purpose from Jian Lan's route before, coupled with her unwilling expression, Darcy is almost sure that the so-called shy smiles that the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy saw are all fake.

This reminded Darcy of the scene when he saw this well-known beauty for the first time in Netherfield last time.

She didn't look at him and Bentley the way most girls here did, as if they were looking at a moving sterling warehouse, or obsessed with their handsome looks.Instead, he carefully observed himself and then sized up Bentley with that kind of strangely complicated eyes.It was as if Bingley, who was chatting happily with her sister, had done something terribly wrong.After looking around, he sat down next to the third daughter of the Bennett family, bored, without saying a word.She is completely different from the gentle and talkative Miss Bennett that Meryton is known for.

Because her eyes were no longer so presumptuous, Darcy also felt bored, and did not pay any more attention to the beauty who later appeared like a wood.It wasn't until her ocean-like blue eyes looked at him brightly that Darcy noticed her again.

Sensing her gaze, Darcy almost wanted to frown. He had never seen such a woman who didn't know what to say.After observing without trace, Darcy vaguely felt that although her gaze was in his direction, the focus was definitely not on him.It wasn't until the girl named Mary looked over like a wolf that Darcy was able to confirm his guess.The two girls probably took a fancy to a certain book behind them.That's why there was the later sentence, and that's why Darcy felt that the girl's shy smile was fake, how could a person who could stare at a certain book with such burning eyes have such a shy smile.

But Darcy had to admit that this well-known beauty of Meryton really lived up to her reputation.

The above thinking only took Darcy less than a second, and the invitation was sent out before reason stopped him.

In fact, Darcy, who has always been strict with himself, didn't realize it. It's a pleasant thing to make a little embarrassment for this girl who armed herself with shyness, tenderness and weakness.

"Has Miss Bennet always cherished words like gold?" Darcy's voice brought back Jian Lan's thoughts that had drifted to nowhere.

"Uh...um." Jian Lan hurriedly regained her composure and was shocked, so shocked that she didn't know how to answer.She clearly remembered that the person in front of her was the one who cherished words like gold, and she still remembered the first dance between Darcy and Elizabeth, but Elizabeth had to talk for a long time before the guy in front of her started to speak.

"I just think that Mr. Darcy prefers to enjoy silence rather than talk." Jian Lan lowered her eyes to hide the look in her eyes, and replied.

"So Miss Bennett kept silent to please me?" Darcy's expression was still expressionless, and she asked in a flat tone that made Jian Lan want to run away.

Nima!

Does this guy like others to please him so much?Jian Lan still remembers that in the original book, when Elizabeth asked to say something while dancing, Darcy asked similar words.

Please, please your mother's head!

Of course, Jian Lan only dared to complain about this in her heart, but she didn't dare to show it on her face.He had no choice but to smile softly at Darcy, hoping to let him see his 'tiredness' and let go of talking to himself.But he found that when he was smiling like this, some emotion suddenly flashed in Darcy's originally calm eyes.

Jian Lan, a language genius, doesn't know how to describe this expression.If I had to describe it, this kind of feeling seems to be commonly used to describe the male protagonist in romance novels... It seems like a smile but not a smile...

Orz...Am I wearing a western classic or an online romance...Jian Lan started to wail for the N+th time...