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Zhang Henian: They are all funny

Gao Xinping died in a villa in He City, Province S. His body was discovered by his assistant at the first time. At that time, Gao Xinping was naked with a pair of scissors on his heart. When the assistant saw this scene, He was so frightened that he almost passed out. In the difficult situation, he called the police. The police immediately blocked the scene and launched an investigation. According to the investigation of the surrounding neighbors, it was found that the residents living here were a mother and daughter. , the mother looks pretty and pretty, the daughter is pretty and cute, and their husband/father doesn't seem to be here often, but judging from the few times they met, the man looks okay, with a bit of a refined temperament, with a charming personality Friendly, looks like a professor, I heard that he has been doing scientific research abroad all year round.

Their family of three seems to be happy and harmonious, and they have no enemies. At least according to the investigation of the neighbors by the police, the hostess is a gentle and reasonable person, and she is very good at life, so the neighbors around her treat her a lot. is praise.

So the question is, where did the hostess go?

The police soon learned from the assistant that their daughter had an accident not long ago, and the assistant was asked to deal with the daughter's funeral and dealt with the plane ticket for him.

The daughter had an accident. As a father, shouldn't Gao Xinping stay with the mother who just lost her daughter?

The assistant soon found out the reason for this answer. It turned out that his boss was married and had a happy family with two sons, and this one here was their boss' lover.

Oh--

After the police learned the details, they quickly felt that this was a love killing, or a sudden love killing.

Because according to the evidence collected at the scene, there was no other discovery at the scene except traces of the deceased and the deceased's lover, so after excluding other conclusions.

They concluded that Gao Xinping and his lover was Zhou Sisi. Their daughter died in an accident today. After Gao Xinping received the call, he asked his assistant to deal with the funeral. After answering the phone call from his wife Pan Lin, he decided to leave here and return to his wife. Zhou Sisi may have heard the news that his daughter died in an accident, but Gao Xinping not only did not stay.

On the contrary, Zhou Sisi's eagerness to leave angered Zhou Sisi, so Zhou Sisi killed Gao Xinping in a rage?

With this conclusion and the fact that Zhou Sisi left after Gao Xinping died, the police had reason to believe that the suspect who killed Gao Xinping was Zhou Sisi, so they immediately issued an arrest warrant for Zhou Sisi.

After less than half a day, Zhou Sisi was captured on the highway.

After Zhou Sisi was captured, she confessed that she killed Gao Xinping in a fit of rage. Who told him to be so ruthless, but after her daughter died, he wanted to return to his wife as if he hadn't found anything. , and his wife gave birth to a daughter.

So what is her daughter?

……

Gao Xinping died. Zhang Henian learned the news two days after the Lin Yu incident, that is, on the 20th. After receiving the news, he and He Bai rushed to the airport immediately and got on the nearest of a flight.

At this time, He Bo was sitting by the window, and he was already sound asleep wearing a bear blindfold. Zhang Henian, who was sitting outside, was watching the news on his mobile phone, but felt extremely depressed in his heart.

What happened to one or two?

Didn't he remind you?Why did you remind me that Gao Xinping is still dead?Could it be that you really complied with the sentence that Hades wants you to die in the third watch, so you won't survive the fifth watch?

Zhang Henian was a little depressed, and when he was depressed, he wanted to eat something. He asked the flight attendant for fruit, and the flight attendant also recommended fried chicken, pasta, and Zhang Henian saw that there were hamburgers on the menu, so he ordered another hamburger. Finally, a glass of lemonade.

The food came out quickly. Zhang Henian ate two bites of the fried chicken. The fried chicken didn't look very fresh, it wasn't very crispy on the outside, and it wasn't very tender on the inside.

"you dislike me?"

Zhang Henian: ...

He looked at the fried chicken in his hand, huh?Could it be that, or based on previous experiences, is it necessary to predict who will die this time?

No way?Zhang Henian began to think about it. Could it be that an air crash is going to happen?

please do not!This is flying into the sky!Are you going to rush to the control room and say, "I'm going to hijack this plane."

Cough cough cough, crooked. "I want to declare that we will die in a plane crash, and I now say on behalf of God, Amen!!"

"Swipe away, swing away, what are you thinking about?" Fried Chicken couldn't help looking at Zhang Henian like a fool.

Can't imagine that humans with mastodon lips can hear it? omg——

Fried Chicken said with a friendly tone, "Mr. Redman, please don't show the expression of mastodon lips, it will hinder other passengers."

Zhang Henian: _;

"It's Mister, or Zante, please don't be Mr. Shuang, please note that I am alone, crab." Zhang Henian couldn't help reminding.

The fried chicken ignored it directly, "Mr. Redman, please don't be unreasonable. Be careful that I will complain to the flight attendant company. You will force me to eat me, and you still think I don't taste good."

Zhang Henian: Fried chicken: "I am a fried chicken with the right to food. Even if it is not delicious, you can't dislike it. Do you know how hard it is to make fried chicken. First, you must choose good chicken, and secondly To choose good oil, again to choose..."

"Good starch, eggs, bread flour..." Zhang Henian added with a smile.

Fried Chicken: "Mr. Redman, congratulations, you answered all the answers. Very well, I would like to thank you on behalf of all the flight attendants' food."

"You can pull it down, you're a pretentious playboy, I don't need you to represent me, if you think it's not delicious, then it's not good, I don't look like some money." Spaghetti jumped out and said angrily.

Zhang Henian: A Northeast flavored pasta?

Spaghetti: "What's up, big brother, why are you shrinking when you look so neat? I'm with you, so you don't have to be afraid-brother, I'll cover you, don't worry!"

Zhang Henian: Hamburg: "Hack your Smecta to death, we don't need to be afraid of Smecta, we are all Smectas of the same attribute, so hack your Smecta to death, say Smecta."

Zhang Henian: Ah!

It was a bit messy, and I drank lemonade to suppress my shock, "Ahhh-you drank water, you drank water."

Zhang Henian froze, "What's the problem?"

The surrounding food laughed, and the lemonade waved shyly, "You actually drink water."

Zhang Henian: "Can't drink water?"

The lemonade turned even faster, "You, you, you, and other people's water."

Zhang Henian was a little bit crazy, "So can I not drink water?"

Lemonade said coquettishly: "Yeah, yeah, that's not it either! Ahhh-I'm sorry."

Spaghetti and the two brothers said kindly: "Brother, you are so pure, you don't even know what this means? The lemonade is obviously implying your hey things. For example, a woman at a certain time..."

"Cough, cough, stop." Zhang Henian blushed suddenly.

Spaghetti laughed and said, "Big brother is a purebred."

"Where, where."

"Tong, male."

"Oh, pure love."

Zhang Henian: "You guys are going too far." (╬▔皮▔)

"I'm talking about eating you." Zhang Henian threatened with a smile.

Lemonade said shyly, "Come on, drink my water."

Spaghetti: "What kind of wind and rain have we never seen before, just like you?"

Hamburg: "Let the storm hit harder, Smecta."

Fruit: "Should I also join in the fun?"

All food: "You are so slow to react."

Fruit: "Oh."

Zhang Henian begged for mercy, and he said directly: "Are you showing up this time to announce someone's death again? Could it be that this plane is about to crash?"

Fried Chicken: "Mr. Redman, stop your brains, we just hear when you want to hear."

Spaghetti: "Come on. Don't fix these useless things. Let me tell you, you just did a good thing, twice..." Spaghetti raised two noodles, "One is from Zhou Xiaonan, and the other is from Gao Xinping , You can only hear us when you have gained some merit, otherwise you would think so."

Zhou Xiaonan can still understand, isn't Gao Xinping?Zhang Henian asked, "Isn't he dead?"

Hamburg: "He died of Smecta, but it was past zero when he died, and Smecta was counted as the next day, which means Smecta. You saved him Smecta."

Past zero?Zhang Henian took a piece of fruit and ate it. Fortunately, the fruit was still fresh and had a lot of juice. "Niannian, you're thinking about sex again." Lemonade wailed.

Zhang Henian ignored it and continued with his own thoughts, that is to say, on the 18th, Gao Xinping escaped a catastrophe, nothing happened to him, otherwise there would be no merit.

etc!merit?

Zhang Henian grasped this thought and asked: "That is to say, if I do good deeds, I will have merit. With merit, I will be able to upgrade, and then I will be able to hear you talk?"

"Doesn't it look stupid?" Fruit, who was slow to react, complained.

Zhang Henian: "Thank you for your compliment, although it doesn't sound very pleasant."

Fruit is dispensable and repaid, "Participation is the most important thing in life."

Zhang Henian: Hamburg: "Don't talk to Fruit Smecta, Fruit always thinks he is a person with profound knowledge."

Fruit: "I just want to thank you."

Pasta: "Who (shei) wrote the Road to Shu?"

Fruit rushed to answer: "Li Shangyin."

Zhang Henian vs All Foods: Fried Chicken: "Who wrote the wine?"

Fruit rushed to answer: "Li Qingzhao."

"Hey!" Spaghetti shook his face, "Big brother saw it, he is just such an illiterate."

Guoguo was angry: "Whoever you say is illiterate, whoever is illiterate, repeat it three times."

Spaghetti: "You are illiterate, you are illiterate, okay, repeat it three times, are you satisfied?"

Fruit: o (╥﹏╥) o;

"I feel like a fool." Fruit said depressingly.

The author says:

Zhang Henian: Who wrote The Difficulty of the Road to Shu and Will Drinking?

Huber: Newton?

Zhang Henian: _?Who Said Universal Gravity?

Huber: Erwin said that?