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Zhang Henian: Hey hey

Change as you say, just now it seemed a little timid and timid!But from the direction the mortician left, it seemed that the mortician was moving fiercely, his steps were steady, and his speed was fast. In just a few seconds, he disappeared into the grass.

Zhang Henian is not a person who likes to join in the fun, or should be said to be nosy.

He glanced at the direction where the mortician left, and then came to the RV and knocked on the door, "I said that the two masters in the RV are almost done, if they pretend to be fake."

The people in the RV seemed to have heard his voice, but no one opened the door for him.

The instant noodles in the rice bowl not far away gloated and said, "It seems that you are not very popular."

Zhang Henian: Actually, I don't really want to admit this fact.

Otherwise, he couldn't die so aggrieved in his previous life, just relying on him as a person who is worth a lot of force?Can be stabbed to death in the case of extreme hunger?

Resolutely do not admit such a shameful thing.

Zhang Henian: "There's still a little scrap left, but it won't stop you from wanting to die."

Talking about stepping forward to dump the leftovers in the grass, Instant Noodles yelled, "Wait, boss, wait..."

Zhang Henian was ruthless: "Not waiting."

Instant noodles: "That person is going to have an accident, do you want to watch an innocent person die in front of you?"

Zhang Henian continued to be ruthless: "No problem. Anyway, he is the one who died, not me."

Instant Noodles: Don't think I didn't see that you are in a bad mood. ╭（╯^╰）╮

Zhang Henian who said this is naturally not stupid. If the mortician can't handle it, then the things he brought will definitely come here. Coming here means trouble, and trouble means trouble. It means wasting energy and delaying sleep, and so on.

Zhang Henian is annoying! !

I'm not in a good mood, being locked outside in the cold weather, and encountering troubles, I'm not feeling well personally.

But Zhang Henian wouldn't be stupid and rushed forward, he knew his own abilities, it was easy to deal with people, but Zhang Henian didn't dare to take Joe when dealing with things other than life.

Instant Noodles spoke first, "Don't ask me what to do, I'm not an energy bar, the baby is still a child."

"Well, a child who is dying."

Instant noodles: QAQ knows how to bully me, how can I talk to this kind of person?If I had known earlier, I would not have spoken before dying.

Don't people just want to say something before they die?Why don't you wait to see people?Beep beep.

After the instant noodles were choked by Zhang Henian, he stopped talking.

Instant noodles: I want to make a noodle with ambition. ╭（╯^╰）╮

Zhang Henian was not in the mood for instant noodles either, so he knocked on the door again, "You two respected masters, something happened over there, do you want to help?" He thought for a while and added, "Do you want me to?" help?"

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the door of the RV opened from the inside, revealing Pu Suan's youthful smiling face, and he said mischievously, "I didn't expect you to have such a caring heart, it's really rare." Forcibly stuffed the things in Zhang Henian, "Go, go back early."

Crack, and closed the car door from Zhang Henian again.

Zhang Henian: Can he say that it is not time for him to be smart?

Glancing at the things in his hand, there are several talismans, yellow, blue, and purple. The yellow Zhang Henian knows that it is the most basic. He also used this kind of yellow talisman mostly in battles a few days ago. What about purple?

Are these two better than the yellow one?

Compared with the majority of yellows, these two kinds are relatively few. Zhang Henian came to this decision.

Regardless of these, he took out a few more yellow ones and put them in his trouser pocket, and carried two blue and purple ones, which were being equipped.

Instant Noodles yelled, "I said, can you hurry up. It looks like it's going to explode over there."

Zhang Henian was still not in a hurry, and he heard a little movement at the tips of his ears. It seemed that the fighting over there was really intense as the instant noodles said.

"Paralyzed, I'll kill you." A roar came from not far away.

Zhang Henian put away the last piece of talisman paper, this time he took out the handful that Pu Suan and the talisman paper gave him just now, and ran towards the grass quickly and cautiously. The mortician, whose left arm was injured, was held down by the throat of a male corpse in mourning clothes.

Hearing the movement, the male corpse turned his head and looked in the direction where Zhang Henian was coming. His face was pale and expressionless. The man holding his neck asked in a stiff voice intermittently: "Where? Where?"

"Where? Where?"

Repeating these two sentences over and over again, the mortician didn't know what the male corpse was asking. He subconsciously said, "Liu Jinshan, this is Liu Jinshan."

"Liu, Jin, Shan? Sister..."

Bang A bullet was shot quickly and accurately into the head of the male corpse. The male corpse shook, and the pain invaded his body instantly. With a scream, he let go of the mortician, who fell down. Coughing violently while covering his neck on the ground, he knew that he should stand up at this time, take out a talisman paper from his pocket and stick it on the head of the male corpse, making a seal.

However, at this moment, he couldn't move, his body was subconsciously limp and trembling, he felt a little desperate, it was over.

A figure appeared in front of his eyes, like a savior, holding a yellow paper and pasting it on the head of the male corpse, the mortician lifted his spirits, clutched his throat and hurriedly said: "Get the seal, hurry up and get the seal."

"How?" Grass, Zhang Henian doesn't know.

But at this time, Zhang Henian knew that beep beep was not allowed at this time, so he pasted ten talisman papers on the male corpse for free, and quickly pulled the mortician up.

When chasing the mortician to thank him, Zhang Henian raised his hand and slapped him a few times, asking, "Are you in good spirits? Hurry up and make a seal."

Carpenter: QAQ, blah blah, so cruel.

The mortician was aggrieved, with trembling hands, and quickly sealed the seal under Zhang Henian's urgent gaze. He wanted to slow down in the middle, and (physical factors) did not dare to let go when he subconsciously touched Zhang Henian's fierce gaze. Slow down your movements.

After the whole set of printing was finished, the mortician raised his hand and tapped on the male corpse with the talisman paper on it, and the male corpse trembled all over.

Immediately, he was no longer as hostile as he was simply, and wanted to break free from the shackles and become immobile. The mortician and Zhang Henian breathed a sigh of relief this time.

"I said what's going on with you?" Zhang Henian saw that the matter had been sorted out, so he touched the gun in his hand thoughtfully.

The moment he just shot it, he felt that the bullet inside was wrong, whether it was strength or speed, and that feeling, otherwise, an ordinary bullet could hit a foreign object and howl?That's bullshit.

The mortician wiped the sweat from his brow, and said lazily, "I don't know either."

He really didn't know, since he took this job, this male corpse has been making trouble, and he could handle it easily at the beginning.

But as the strength of the male corpse near Liu Jinshan became stronger and stronger, it became more and more difficult for him to deal with it. If Zhang Henian hadn't appeared, he might have confessed here.

It doesn't matter that I am dead, I am afraid that after he dies, the male corpse will run away, and if the male corpse escapes, it may harm human beings, which is a crime.

Thinking of this, the mortician subconsciously raised his eyes to look at Zhang Henian. This man looks very handsome, his eyes seem gentle, but the coldness hidden in the dark is still scary.

Zhang Henian looked away from the wooden warehouse and turned to the mortician, "You really don't know what's going on?" His tone was a bit serious.

"Yeah." The mortician lowered his head even lower, and couldn't help rubbing his hands back and forth nervously.

Zhang Henian: ... (┙>∧<)┙へ┻┻

I don't even know what to say.

"Brother, you are really unlucky." Zhang Henian complained.

Brother mortician nodded without hesitation, "Yes, yes." It's really bad luck.If I knew it earlier, I would not continue to live. The important thing is to say it three times.

"Brother, can you tell me what's going on?" Zhang Henian walked up to the mortician, put his arms around the mortician's shoulders, and made a gesture of good brotherhood, which moved the mortician.

Few people in their line of work are willing to talk to them or think highly of them, not to mention being friends, even neighbors are more or less afraid of them.

Therefore, people in the mortician's business are more or less autistic, lonely, and ugly, so they can do this business.

But in my heart, I also long to be treated like a normal person.

It took only a second for this thought to appear in his mind, the mortician opened his mouth, and finally chose to remain silent.

Zhang Henian's ability to observe words and demeanor is also very strong. Except that he was blind and didn't see the dark history of Wang Cheng's two couples, -_- must have been out of his mind at the time.

Naturally, he could see the hesitation of driving away the mortician. He was afraid that the other party would not ask any more questions, and adopted a gentle tactic, "Brother, have you been on the road all day? Have you eaten yet? Do you want some food?" Drink of water?"

The mortician waved his hands again and again, "No, no." He rubbed his hands together, "I, I, I'm rushing back to the village." As he said that, he pushed Zhang Henian away, and in a panic asked to ring the bell and make his fingerprints. After throwing out paper money, he drove his own corpse on the road.

Zhang Henian: Do I look so scary? ?

Before leaving, the mortician said to Zhang Henian, "Hurry up and leave."

This sentence again?Is there something harmful here?Otherwise, why did the mortician brother say this over and over again?

Zhang Henian touched his chin and watched the mortician leave before he returned to the caravan on the expressway. Before he could knock on the door, the door was pushed open from the inside, revealing Pu Suan's gentle face. face, he asked in a gentle tone: "Are you back?"

Zhang Henian narrowed his eyes, and replied with a smile: "Master Pu Suan, I seem to have a good attitude, but I am not easy to bully."

The meaning of threat is quite obvious.

Pu Suan: "Well, I know."

You know shit!Don't pretend to be garlic for me, okay? ?

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