Bowl and bowl tired Qing [Comprehensive martial arts]

Renxu year, Renxu month, Renxu day.

Now it is the eerie Renxu hour.

Ever since Tie Shou, who drank petal tea, ran to the latrine several times to relieve himself, there were only Ruthless and Zhuiming in the dark room, who were sympathetic to each other, recording all kinds of little monsters at a speed slower than a snail.

After finally transcribing in duplicate, Zhui Ming took a last look at Yu WanWan, who was playing with catching frogs, and dragged her weary pace to seal up her file, while the ruthless voice was already hoarse during the long speech.

It was a frog who "talked" to him.

Frogs are transformed from tadpoles, and tadpoles are raised in bowls.

Whenever the little monster is upset, let it out.

For example:

"We have to arrange a fixed place for you, and you don't want to wander around... Well, it's not to imprison you, it's just that you don't know much about the customs and customs, and you are worried..."

"——Quack, quack, quack, clack!"

I don't know how Yu Wanwan is raised, or maybe it's a species problem in the demon world. In short, this frog looks very weird, it looks as big as a bastard, and there is a garlic on its back.

If it is covered by a bowl, it does not scream; when it is opened, "croak!"; if it is covered again, it does not scream; when it is opened again, "croak!" The sound is loud enough to evoke echoes, and the sound waves come layer upon layer, teaching People only feel the buzzing sound in the head.

It really takes a lot of perseverance to be able to survive until now.

The magic sound is still piercing the ears, not complaining about the delay in chasing after life.

The frog on Wuqing's table stared at each other for a while, then calmly said to its owner: "It's in the capital, you can choose a suitable place to live in."

Yu Wanwan groaned and said, "Aren't you allowed to leave after staying?"

"It's not forbidden, it's just that it's best not to. If you really want to go somewhere, we will arrange someone to accompany you there. If you really want to eat something, we will buy it for you...you don't need to pay for it."

The last sentence was actually very pleasant, but the little monster was still not very satisfied, but reluctantly put away the croaking garlic bastard, and said quietly: "Then I need some time to think about it."

After speaking, the dog sneaked out of the chair and wanted to go first.

"Not in a hurry." Wuqing caressed the center of his eyebrows and said in a low voice:

"Think about it slowly, and I'll be here to accompany you to think about it."

The big catcher's wheelchair happened to block the slightly narrow doorway, Yu Wanwan pursed her mouth, rubbed her stomach and said it was lonely.It was almost time for supper at this point, but they didn't even care about the meal!

——This is indeed disrespectful and ill-advised.

Those who eat public meals are used to running around, eating and sleeping outside, even when they return to the yamen, it is not uncommon for them to ignore them when they are busy.After hesitating for a moment, Wuqing Fang wanted to open his lips, but the red sleeve knife flashed out in the air.

"Wait a minute, the food will be delivered soon."

The wheelchair slid out, and the voice was already three feet away.

Before the little monster figured out whether to take the opportunity to run away, the slight sound of footsteps and pulleys rolling was approaching from far away, but it was far less fast than the intelligent Hongxiu Dao.

The thing hanging on the handle exudes the warm aroma of food.

It was an oily and fragrant sinful smell that couldn't be covered by several layers of paper.Yu Wanwan took a big gulp of anger, rushed forward with food and a sword in his arms, and screamed excitedly:

"—Whoah, KFC home delivery!"

She kissed the beauty Hong Hong three times.

At that time, Su Mengzhen had just stood still outside the door of the dark room.

"It's the Jinling duck with sliced ​​skin..." He didn't even pay attention to the underworld environment where the white candles flickered in front of him, he fixed his cold eyes on it, and said warmly, "I want the candied haws you want."

The shadow of the candle flickered, Yu Wanwan was eating with great care.

But when she was distracted, she seemed to see him slightly pulling the corners of his lips.

Ruthless really wronged Zhui Ming.

Could he be that kind of person?Certainly not.

It was not the croaker that stopped him from returning, but the rescue of Jianghu.Who would have thought that two people next to each other would run out of toilet paper at the same time, but mistakenly think that the other party still has more?

Relying on his skill, Leng Xue checked the cardboard boxes in the pit next door when he was sure no one was watching, but there were none.

——Shenhou Mansion's toilet paper is running out of memory, save the pants!

Some things may seem insignificant at ordinary times, but at critical moments, it is absolutely impossible to drop them without them.Scrap paper is such an irresistible little thing.

Chasing his life to deliver two or three times to the two people who were squatting in the pit, and before leaving, he was stopped by Leng Xue, saying that he was really afraid of the pain of running out of paper but not being able to shout, please trouble him to give more, his voice was weak .

"...Hey!" Zhui Ming was also quite embarrassed when he heard that.

Although after investigation, they knew that flower petal tea is a good thing, but if they drink a bowl and have to come back once in a while, they should be thankful.

Of course, the huge Shenhou Mansion would not be used up by two people, but the person who borrowed it was Zhui Ming, and the one who was surrounded by smiling eyes was Zhui Ming, but the person squatting in the hole was not him.

Chasing my life doesn't work.

One cannot, or at least should not.

It is estimated that the people in the latrine can last quite a long time, who doesn't know who is in this body?Zhui Ming took the money and ran to the Hushi market where there is no curfew, this time I have to buy dozens of stacks of it no matter what!

Waiting is a long process.

Yang Wuxie used up the last piece of toilet paper in his hand in desperation, stood up slowly and tied up his pants.He is tall and tall, but his face is pale at the moment, and he said to the right side heavily: "You...do you have any more?"

"Yes, but not." A cold-blooded low voice came from the wooden board next door, weak and weak: "There is... there is nothing... alas!" Sigh, it is the latrine tonight; Xunren, it is the Shenhou Mansion tonight.

Yang Wuxie pushed aside the low wooden plank and walked out.

The cold moonlight shone on his body, at one moment he felt that he wanted to moan comfortably almost all over his body, at another moment he felt that any part was uncomfortable, especially the toilet that would be agitated again after a while.

The aura in the petals is really wonderful,

However, ordinary people are ultimately empty and cannot be filled.

Leng Xue squatted until his feet became numb.

He is such a person who can endure and is cruel enough to himself, as if his whole body is made of steel, he will never sit if he can stand, and he will never stand if he can walk...

But at this moment, looking up at the half-moonlight shining into the latrine, he felt that he should no longer be called "iron-blooded cold-blooded". He suddenly felt that he was very fragile, and he was so fragile.

He heard Yang Wuxie, who had gone out to let himself out, returned to the latrine next door, and then sighed heavily and endlessly: "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't eat shiitake mushrooms anymore. .”

Cold-blooded and calmly said: "I also ate two sweet potatoes today."

After a while, the toilet became quiet again.

Both of them kept a low profile and held their breath.

It's just a pit.Fourth Master Leng told himself.

But Zhuiming, my good brother, why haven't you come yet?

It's about time to touch a stick of incense.

Someone hurried past outside the toilet.

The person's footsteps were very light, and when they landed, they only touched the ground with their forefoot, but they were very stable, and they stepped on the floor tiles very firmly, which brought out a sense of leisurely pace.

Leng Xue didn't want to think about the word "taste" anymore.

"My lord," Yang Wuxie said suddenly, "Please stay."

The word "Gongzi" is sometimes a kind of respectful title, just like people on the road sometimes don't call Su Mengzhen "Lord Su", but "Mr. Su". different.

The footsteps paused, and actually stopped.

Cold-blooded frowned, he was keenly aware that something was wrong, but... in the current situation, it is really difficult for others to put on a serious defensive posture.

"Oh?" The man walked a few steps closer and said slowly, "What's the matter?"

The voice is a little low, which is the mature charm of a man in his prime.

Leng Xue sniffed out a strange familiarity.

--who is it?Who is the familiar and unfamiliar visitor?

The person who came came two steps closer, this time it was almost at hand, only separated by a thin wooden door, and said in a calm voice: "I have something urgent to do, I don't know if you two are calling me, but what's the matter?" See you?"

Even though Leng Xue was extremely focused and used his housekeeping skills to distinguish carefully, he did not hear the slightest change in the other party's breath.It's like a person who doesn't need to breathe. Could it be that he used the method of tortoise breathing?

No, he was talking after all.

Yang Wuxie seemed to be a little embarrassed to say it, or maybe she sensed something was wrong with this passer-by.But after a long silence, he didn't say anything superfluous, but asked in a low voice: Is there any clean... paper?

It is self-evident what it is used for.

"..." The man seemed a little unbelievable, took a breath, and confirmed it with them again.Then silently and quickly, he tore a clean handkerchief into two parts and handed them to them respectively, as if he suddenly had a kind of affectionate understanding.

This is not to say that "the courtesy is light and the affection is heavy".

Leng Xue already had the answer in his heart, and so did Yang Wuxie.

The former is confirmed from the faint scent on the handkerchief of this kind and generous unknown man.But the latter, who knows more secrets and is wise and profound, has had calculations in his heart earlier.

Ordinary people really can't "take a breath..." in such a situation, I'm afraid it's only that senior.He is an ordinary person, and ordinary people don't know it.

"——Xiang Shuai came to visit late at night, so it's not far away."