Is Yokohama Double Diamond in Another World?

Osamu Dazai felt that there were not two mountains in front of him, but three.

He felt that if he didn't solve the problem in front of him quickly, he might really not see the sun tomorrow.

Although it was true that he wanted to die, but he died for such a reason, and he was not the one who ate the meat, wouldn't he be too unwilling?Absolutely not!

That's the same body in the parallel world, what's the matter with him?And he didn't attack the little slugs—he didn't like little slugs!

I don't like it at all!

"...Obviously it's my peer who suffers the most, right? He is no match for the little slug at all, and the little slug was obviously not drunk at that time, so it must be my peer who is unlucky in the end?"

So, with a high probability, the ones below are peers, not small slugs from parallel worlds!

It's not the little slugs who suffer, so it's too much for you to come to me!

There are two important points in Osamu Dazai's words. One is the peers. Anyway, the peers did it. He is very innocent. The other point is... His peers are the following, so you don't have to be so angry It is the peers who suffer, not the slugs.

To eat or to be eaten, these two identities are completely different.

This is what Osamu Dazai wanted to tell the three people in front of him.

Of course, according to Osamu Dazai's understanding of himself, the one who suffers must be the little slug, how could it be him!

Even if the little slug is good at physical skills and the peer is not an opponent, but as long as the peer thinks about this kind of thing, the little slug must be inferior, but this cannot be told to the three people in front of him.

If the peer is inferior, then he will be expelled from Dazai Jiji!

The peer's reputation or something... It's the peer, not him. If he and the little slug, he must be the unsuspecting superior, there is no doubt at all.

In the case of the same person, if the wind review is killed, he will be killed, and it is not his wind review that is killed.

Osamu Dazai's brain was crackling with small calculations. Although the lord of space has a bad taste, it is impossible to play the unwatchable images, so no one should know who is in charge.

Then it's no problem, for his sake, what's the matter with sacrificing his reputation?

——At this time, Osamu Dazai absolutely did not expect that his peers reacted too strongly the next day, and he was spotted, otherwise he would not have said this now.

After being explained by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chu, who was still very angry at first, was stunned immediately. After thinking about it, he felt that Osamu Dazai's words made sense, then...does he still want to be angry?

Osamu Dazai was right, the same body drank very little alcohol, far from being drunk, at most it was a little excited, and the mackerel in the parallel world was definitely not the same body's opponent...

Central Plains was also fooled.

"But you defiled my brother's body." Koye Ozaki said nothing, and Verlaine said coldly beside him, "How can a person like you be with my brother?"

Verlaine disliked Osamu Dazai very much.

It's too dark, and it's not suitable for his younger brother. His younger brother has a simple mind, and he can't calculate Dazai at all. If he is with him, he will definitely suffer.

Osamu Dazai didn't defend himself, he just lowered his eyes, looking a little pitiful.

In addition to what he just said...

Hey hey hey, the mackerel is at a disadvantage, he is the one who took advantage, so it's not easy for his elder brother to say that the mackerel is not worthy, right?This is definitely not good.

Doesn't this mean that people who eat meat still think that meat is rotten?

"We're not together either. We're both men. Isn't it just to solve our physical needs? It's not a big deal, and I'm not at a disadvantage. You don't have to worry about my affairs. Let me explain first. If you do something out of nowhere, I will really get angry. Zhong Yuanzhong also scratched his head and looked away uncomfortably.

Although it is a homotopy, this is really not good.

Koyo Ozaki always felt that something was wrong, but what Dazai Osamu said was completely flawless and reasonable, and for a while she didn't know what the strangeness was.

"Chuya, you have a simple temper, so you are more likely to be deceived." Don't look at Dazai's pitiful pretending now, as long as she and Verlaine leave, he will probably become ambivalent immediately.

He played the trick of showing weakness very well.

My younger brother is no match.

"It's okay, isn't it just to solve the physiological needs." Nakahara Nakahara blushed and waved his hands, urging Ozaki Koyo to go back and sit down.

Other onlookers: "..."

There are so many slots, I don't know where to start to vomit.

This is indeed the reasoning, but Chuya Nakahara, if you say that, you really have the potential of a scumbag. If [Chuya Nakahara] in the parallel world thinks the same way, then [Osamu Dazai] is too pitiful?

But... it should be!

Who let [Osamu Dazai] sneak into other people's houses in the middle of the night and play tricks?

Can't blame anyone?

Edogawa Ranpo, who sees through everything, did not hold back at this time, allowing Dazai Osamu to fool everyone, anyway... there is still a good show to watch, don't worry, it will be more interesting if it is like this now, then it will be more interesting?

Oh, it's not that no one noticed the truth, and was fooled by Osamu Dazai. For example, didn't the devil find something wrong?

Glancing at Fyodor, Edogawa Ranpo just met Fyodor's eyes, licked the strawberry sundae in his hand, and smiled at Fyodor.

This is the first time that the two have seen friendship in each other's eyes - the friendly unity of watching Osamu Dazai's jokes together.

Osamu Dazai finally fooled around, and at this time Nakahara Chu also really believed that he was the superior, he was quietly relieved and at the same time couldn't help gnashing his teeth.

Ha ha!

What a sweet dream the little slug is having!

He must be on top!

Moreover, what does it mean that everyone is a man, so don't worry about it?What is it called, just to solve physiological needs?

just wait!

My peers are not easy to deal with, you just wait for the future to see jokes about your peers!

"Actually, what Nakaya-kun said is not wrong." Mori Ogai seemed to have finally calmed down, and said in hindsight, just... a little embarrassed.

As for what's wrong with it, no one knows.

"Mr. Hongye, Mr. Verlaine, it's better to come back and sit down first. If you rashly disrupt the order, you don't know what kind of punishment the lord of the space will make next time." Mori Ogai ordered with a smile on his face.

When necessary, Ozaki Koyo is still very good to Mori Ogai, and Osamu Dazai is right, this time it is not her younger brother who suffers, so the anger is relieved first, although she is still dissatisfied with the parallel world Dazai Osamu and his brother. When they got together, they were not as angry as they were at first.

If you don't get angry, of course you can think calmly.

It is indeed a matter of a parallel world, but it is all Dazai Osamu, she still needs to be a little more careful, after all, whether it is in the past or now, some of Dazai Osamu's actions are quite misleading.

I didn't think much about it before, and of course Koyo Ozaki didn't pay attention, but it's different now.

Just like what Verlaine said, according to Nakahara Chuya's character, if he really got together with Osamu Dazai, he would definitely be eaten to death.

Verlaine didn't pay much attention to Mori Ogai, but Nakahara Nakahara was there too, and finally gave Osamu Dazai a hard look, in exchange for an innocent smile from the other party, and then returned to his chair and sat down.

Nakahara Zhong, who had fallen into a rage because of Osamu Dazai's manipulation in the parallel world, became even more uncomfortable at this time. He turned his head and pretended to be calm, but his ears were a little red. He coughed dryly and explained again, "It's all men, what's the matter? !"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

These words are really, very annoying, like a ruthless scumbag, and the one he said was scumbag is still his peer.

Originally, he didn't want people to know the specific position. After all, Koyo Ozaki and the others found out that he might be beaten up, but now Osamu Dazai wants to know Chuya Nakahara.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai himself doesn’t really care about the relationship between superiors and superiors, the difference is really not that big, and he definitely doesn’t have such things as morality, but...he must be superior with the little slug—he can’t lose For the little slugs!

This is the persistence we have known for so long.

Tanizaki Naomi was a little hesitant to speak, and he and Yosano Akiko glanced at each other. Their expressions were very tangled. A specific description would probably be... the pain of CP standing against each other.

But anyway, it's not that CP has collapsed.

Edogawa Ranpo could clearly see that the two girls were thinking about something, opened his eyes slightly, and then moved his butt towards the president.

At this time, he will not go up to find discomfort.

If anyone else has a more complicated feeling, it must be Ango Sakaguchi.

He knew Osamu Dazai, and he didn't agree with it in his heart. It was impossible for him to have any adult relationship. Don't look at Osamu Dazai teasing girls all day long and inviting them to die in love. In fact, if the other party really agreed, he would run away instead.

— This is a coward.

However, if it is Mr. Chuya, it is actually normal, right?

Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help looking at the two sitting in front, and pushed his glasses.

There are not many people who can make Dazai Osamu reveal his true emotions. No one knows how many masks he wears on his face, but Nakahara Chuya always makes him break his skills.

Don't care what kind of brokenness it is, even if you are so angry, it is still a kind of ability.

Thinking of the words that Osamu Dazai complained about Chuya Nakahara when he was in the Lupin Bar before, and those examples of triumphantly showing off how Chuya Nakahara was cheated today, the corners of Ango Sakaguchi's mouth rose slightly, and then straightened again.

Anyway, he thought it was a good thing.

...Well, the premise is that Dazai Osamu will not be beaten to death by Koyo Ozaki and Verlaine who are protecting Chuya Nakahara.

Maybe it was a special break time, but after about 10 minutes of blacking out, the big screen finally turned on again.

——Still in the villa.

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai suddenly had a bad idea in his heart.

no?He just thought about it for a while to let Zhong Ye know who is the superior, and the big screen was really released?Wouldn't the peers be exposed?

And the peer is exposed... Osamu Dazai tilted his head slightly, and looked at the frowning Koyo Ozaki and Verlaine from the corner of his eye.

I always feel that the owner of the space did it on purpose, he shouldn't offend the other party, right?Fyodor has always been the one who calculated [Book], used [Book], and wanted to snatch [Book]. For him?

should……

[Nakahara Chuya got dressed, stood by the bed with his arms folded, looked at Dazai Osamu who was sleeping like a dead pig with only his furry head exposed, his brows furrowed.

"Hey! Wake up, I'm going to be late!"

The lump on the bed moved, and shrank back under the quilt, revealing only the messy hair.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Thinking of what happened last night, Nakahara snorted in distaste, raised his foot and kicked, lifted the quilt slightly, saw Osamu Dazai's eyes were black and blue, fell silent for a while and let him go. 】

The people in front of the big screen looked at [Osamu Dazai]'s dark circles and were about to snicker, when [Chuya Nakahara]'s heartfelt voice came.

【"Really, why does it seem like the bastard mackerel was being raped? He was already useless in individual skills. I haven't seen him for a few years, and he seems to be even more useless!"]

Everyone: "..."

No, wait!

The agreed [Dazai Osamu] is the next one?How come from [Central Plains Chuya]'s aspirations, the fact is the opposite?

"Ah this..."

Judging from [Nakahara Chuya]'s aspirations, the superior is [Dazai Osamu], but in hindsight... [Dazai Osamu] is obviously a low-ranking one, right?

Whose family's lower rank is alive and kicking in the morning, and the upper rank is paralyzed on the bed and can't get up?

Except for a few minors who don't know much about the adult world, everyone else has the same idea at this time - Osamu Dazai in the parallel world seems a bit...

"Tsk, what a waste, Dazai." After finally seeing this scene, Edogawa Ranpo quickly finished the sundae in his hand, and commented happily.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The people sitting in the back couldn't see Nakahara Chuya's face, but Dazai Osamu could see it, his whole face flushed red, apparently he didn't expect that the big screen would broadcast all of this.

"There are still children here, hey! What's the matter with you!"

Ahhh, why are you broadcasting the scene of getting up in the morning, there are still several children around!

What's going on with this big screen, dare to come out?

The big screen froze for a moment, and then continued to play. A typical dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I was so angry that I wanted to kill the bastard mackerel!

It's all his fault!

What kind of wine do you drink when you run to his peer's house in the middle of the night, you bastard!

[After Nakahara Chuya finished the breakfast, Dazai Osamu walked out swayingly, his eyes were dark and he had no energy, and he didn't have much appetite looking at the Japanese breakfast specially prepared by Zhongyuan Zhongya.

No appetite, don't want to eat, want to sleep.

so tired.

His waist was sore and his back hurt, he felt as if he was useless, and he was more tired than all night.

What the hell kind of physical strength does the little dwarf have!

Sitting there blankly, Osamu Dazai suddenly remembered what Atsushi Nakajima had said earlier - Akutagawa's teacher was beaten for not using enough force.

I was always domestically abused because I didn't work hard.

no effort...

QAQ, he really worked hard, really, but Zhong Ye's physical strength is too good, he is getting more and more excited, he can't stop, for the sake of his man's dignity, of course he can't admit defeat.

In the end it was...

Lost.

The little dwarf can still get up to take a bath, he really has no strength at all, why this little dwarf can still get up energetically in the morning!

fatal...

The first experience is great, and the middle is also very wonderful, but it is really necessary to put physical training on the agenda, right?If this continues, he will be laughed to death.

It's all Chuya's fault...]

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Other onlookers: "..."

Mori Ogai put his fist on his nose with his right hand, lowered his head slightly, and made a posture of a meditator. God knows that his heart is already confused.

There are many people who are as confused as him, and few people can calm down.

Who would have thought, who would have thought that Osamu Dazai's voice would be so rich?

Who would have thought that Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Chuya could be so tragic in comparison?

Koye Ozaki knew from [Nakahara Chuya] that she was very angry after Osamu Dazai lied to her and Verlaine before, but seeing [Osamu Dazai]'s miserable appearance, combined with this voice...

I don't know what's going on, but I'm not so angry all of a sudden.

It's really... so pitiful, Dazai.

The little detective from the Armed Detective Agency is right, Dazai is so useless.

However, even though he sighed in his heart that "Osamu Dazai" was useless, Koyo Ozaki still gloated a little more.

For a moment, she didn't know whether she should continue to trouble Osamu Dazai - after all, he was already so useless, and he was about to die when he went to bed. good?

The parallel world is so miserable, what about their world?

The [Osamu Dazai] in the parallel world is only twenty at this time, but the ones here are already 22, and they usually have a lot of troubles, maybe they are not as good as their counterparts in the parallel world.

Although the relationship with Dazai Osamu is average, but watching him grow up, Koye Ozaki really feels a little sympathetic now.

Should!

Let him keep tossing around!

"...Dazai, why don't you stay out of the water in the future? How about a change of hobby?" Also shocked by [Dazai Osamu]'s inner world, Kunikida Doppo was stunned, hesitated, and said suddenly.

This problem is too serious really.

As a superior, you can be so tired that you can’t get out of bed, and you need a subordinate who should be even more tired to cook for you. This problem is even more serious than the subordinate!

Although that is [Osamu Dazai] from the parallel world, not his colleague, but after all, these two are the same person, right?There are differences in the world, but there should be no difference in physical fitness.

This proves...the Dazai ruler of their world, if he confronts the gravitationalist from Mafia at the port, the same thing might happen to him.

As a good colleague who loves to worry, Kunikida Doppo really feels that he should kindly remind his colleagues.

Even if Osamu Dazai is usually so angry that he explodes, he should be concerned at this time.

Osamu Dazai silently looked at Kunikida Doppo, only to feel that the gazes around him were all written in large characters.

- He can't, he can't, he can't! ! !

Shit.

Parallel world peers, you cheated me again, right?

"...Kunikida-kun, that's just a parallel world parallel, not me, my body is completely fine, just like Atsushi-kun and Akutagawa in the parallel world began to love each other, and the relationship between the president and Mr. Mori is also obvious. It’s not right, but the relationship between our world is not like this.”

Osamu Dazai has never been afraid of being the focus of sight, or he is used to all kinds of sights, including but not limited to monsters and weird eyes, but he absolutely does not want someone to look at him like this one day .

- He can't, he can't, he can't!

how could it be possible!

So he chose to drag others into the water.

"Really, Dazai-kun, how do you know that in our world, the relationship between the president of your company and the head of Mafia at the port is as you know?" Fyodor asked suddenly at this time.

Okay, now it's time for him to get his revenge.

Dazai-kun, you must have never thought of this when you made fun of me just now, right?

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Of course the president has nothing to do with the black-hearted uncle, just like you have nothing to do with your companion!" Speaking of the president, Edogawa Ranpo will not continue to be quiet.

Fyodor: "..."

Edogawa Ranpo really knew a lot.

It was something Dazai Osamu did not expect to be attacked by two other script masters, and his whole face turned green.

Greener than the one-legged counterparts and slugs who discovered parallel worlds.

Why on earth did it become like this?

Nakahara also learned that Osamu Dazai had fooled himself just now, and he should have been very angry, but seeing the miserable state of the parallel world [Osamu Dazai], he was not angry at all, not only not angry, but also a little gloating, and glanced at Osamu Dazai contemptuously , and finally a light snort came from the nasal cavity.

The voice was not loud, but it sounded particularly mocking and irritating.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Peer body, you trick me!

Osamu Dazai never thought that one day he would become such a joke, and not so long ago he was still laughing at others.

What is this called?

Has God spared anyone?

"Well, Kunikida-kun, my body is really good. If you don't believe me, I don't mind if Kunikida-kun wants to try." Facing the eyes of everyone, Osamu Dazai finally chose to zoom in.

Come on, hurt each other!

As long as I am shameless, others must back off!

Everyone: "..."

Now everyone's faces turned green, and Kunikida Doppo was even greener, feeling like he was about to suffocate with Dazai Osamu's words, and almost passed out.

"Mrs. Mrs. Dazai?!!!"

"I told you that my health is fine, and my physical strength is also very good. Is there anyone who doesn't believe me?" The kite-colored eyes scanned around, and the people who were still watching the show looked away now.

This wave is called killing one thousand enemies, and self-defeating ten thousand.

But anyway, I'm not having a good time, so let's all have a hard time together!

come!

Although this wave of damage was too great, it has to be said that Osamu Dazai's goal has been achieved, because finally no one raised the issue of his abolition.

Osamu Dazai was finally satisfied when he saw that no one was looking at him anymore.

"Good physical strength? Tsk!" Nakahara Nakaya glanced at Osamu Dazai again, and sneered, "It's not that I don't know what kind of ghost you used to be, so why put it here to scare anyone!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Nakahara Chuya, let me tell you, don't go too far!

However, no matter who it is, Chuya Nakahara knows exactly what the upper limit of Osamu Dazai's physical strength is. After all, the two of them have really fought a lot.

And the peers have proved it for him, so he is really not afraid of the threat of Osamu Dazai at all.

Isn't it just a threat with no lower limit, he has seen it too much.

He knew very well that the one who dared not try was definitely Osamu Dazai himself, because what if he encountered the same thing?So the mackerel would never dare to say the same thing to him.

At this time, Nakahara Chuya's mind finally brightened up a little.

So, he can laugh as much as he wants.

"Chuya, is this an invitation?"

Osamu Dazai was out of breath, gritted his teeth and smiled.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"Come on! Who is afraid of whom! I think I will give you the title of little waste of rice balls!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

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