Is Yokohama Double Diamond in Another World?

"I don't know why, but I always feel that Mr. Kunikida scolded me twice." Miyazawa Kenji said with a smile while rubbing his head.

other people:"……"

Didn't they scold both in one sentence? Look at the expressions of Osamu Dazai and Ogai Mori, they couldn't be more black.

But if there's anything wrong... really not, most of you here are victims of Osamu Dazai's troubles, with his ability to make troubles, no one in Yokohama dared to say that he was second. No one dared to say that he was the first. , before this, no one really knew that Mori Ogai actually had this temperament.

Probably because Mori Ogai is now the leader of the port Mafia, so he looks more stable?

"I didn't expect Kunikida-kun to think of me like that, it's really sad." Osamu Dazai complained half-truthfully, but he was really unhappy in his heart.

Like Mr. Mori?Is Kunikida blind?How could he be like that bastard Mr. Sen?

Just putting the two of them together makes him want to throw up.

This Mr. Mori is not a peer of the parallel world, this Mr. Mori has a grudge against him—a big grudge.

Mori Ogai just smiled, but it was also obvious that that smile was not real at all, it looked extremely fake. As for the secret... To be honest, although Osamu Dazai caused him countless troubles, when he was alone, he still Really proud.

Fear is true, and so is pride.

It seemed that after this scene was over, the big screen finally let Mori Ogai go, and the camera turned again.

【"This is Atsushi Nakajima."

Seeing Atsushi Nakajima who had been waiting for a long time, Akutagawa immediately introduced to the strange blond lady calmly.

Higuchi glanced critically at Atsushi Nakajima and commented in his heart.

Very common!

"Hello, sister." Atsushi Nakajima saw Higuchi for the first time, and was a little curious. After knowing that he was one of his own, the friendly little tiger immediately gave him a bright smile.

Higuchi: "..."

Taking a step back abruptly, his face flushed instantly, "H-Hello, I'm Higuchi."

Omg!

No one told her that Senior Akutagawa's fiancé is so sweet!

She can't stand it_(:зゝ∠)_

"Sister Higuchi!"

Akutagawa frowned and emphasized, "Just call Higuchi."]

When Higuchi saw his peer appear, he knew that the peer had finally joined the port of Mafia. He originally thought that the peer was very picky [Atsushi Nakajima], but he didn't expect that he didn't survive a round.

Hey, hey, what's the matter with you, that is Akutagawa-senpai!

That person is Akutagawa-senpai's fiancé!

You can't surrender so quickly, you have to take a good look at whether this person is suitable for Akutagawa-senpai!

It's a pity that the peers on the big screen couldn't feel Higuchi's irritability, and watched the young couple walk away slowly.

[In the lounge, Atsushi Nakajima and Higuchi stared at Akutagawa after seeing off the editor who came to deliver books, making him helpless.

"whats the matter?"

Really, if he didn't say anything, how would he know what's going on? This guy's thoughts are wild and unconstrained, and he can't guess at all.

"Akutagawa, I want an autograph!" Atsushi Nakajima said while holding the book.

"Akutagawa-senpai, I also want an autograph!"

Of course Akutagawa would not refuse this small request, first wrote down his pen name on Higuchi's book, and then looked at Atsushi Nakajima.

"Akutagawa, write according to this! Write this gift!"

In addition to the open book in front of Akutagawa, there is also a written note.

——Give a gift to my dear Adun, and wish him and his fiancé a lifetime of happiness

Akutagawa: "..."

Although he said that he was just signing his own writing, but for some reason, now Akutagawa always felt that if he really wrote this sentence, he would not be signing his book, but his marriage. 】

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

"You say, in the end, Akutagawa from the parallel world, will he write that sentence? He can feel that it's like the end of marriage!"

"I don't know, should I?"

"Just like what he said, when I write this sentence, I always feel that what I signed is not a book, but a marriage contract. I really didn't expect that one day I would see Akutagawa sign a marriage contract with Aton."

This is really, really incredible!

Look at the two sitting in front wishing they could cut off their hands, and then think about those two who repeatedly beat each other to the hospital, and compare the development of the parallel world... This feeling is really sour!

"Akutagawa-senpai..." Higuchi felt like she was going to cry, did she see Akutagawa-senpai marrying Renhu from the detective agency?Woooooo she disagrees!

"Well, I will. After all, that Akutagawa has nothing to do with Aton. He looks very cold, fierce and unreasonable, but it seems that he will hit him from the beginning, and then... It's been a long time I saw that he beat Adun." Yosano Akiko thought for a while, and smiled.

Really, [Akutagawa] would be very impatient to refuse [Atsushi Nakajima] approaching at first, but now, he really spoils the little tiger to the limit.

Reticent or reticent, but what the little tiger asks for, he will hardly refuse, and he is obviously eaten to death.

Gee.

As long as you think that it is Akutagawa and the other is Atsushi Nakajima, everything is really incredible.

"Big tiger, cute, don't fight." Quan Jinghua also nodded.

The big tiger is so cute, that Akutagawa will definitely not continue to fight!

Akutagawa Gin stared at the big screen without saying a word. If you want to talk about your mood, it must be gratification, right?

She really didn't expect that one day she would see her brother being eaten to death.

Akutagawa, who was sitting in front, obviously heard the discussion behind him, his face became darker and darker, and he was obviously very angry, but he didn't turn his head or look at the other party, but subconsciously clenched his hands.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Don't pinch my hand, it hurts a little QAQ

...But dare not say _(:зゝ∠)_

Sure enough, just like Yosano Akiko said, [Akutagawa] has nothing to do with [Nakajima Atsushi].

In the end [Akutagawa] was still worn out, and when the tiger's tail was wrapped around his wrist, he wrote that sentence on the title page of the book as [Nakajima Atsushi] said, and then drove him away.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and grinned.

To be honest, facing such a cold and helpless Akutagawa, the feeling is really very delicate.

Why didn't he know that this student had such an interesting side before?

[Detective agency.

When Osamu Dazai came to the detective agency, he saw a book on his desk. He was a little bored at first, but raised his eyebrows when he saw the name of the book.

"Rashomon"

Isn't this Akutagawa's ability?So this is Akutagawa's book?

Thinking of a friend who promised to write a novel, Osamu Dazai twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but look over.

Odasaku, you are too slow!

There was nothing to do anyway, so Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa and opened a book.

Then there is no more.

Everyone in the detective agency knows that Osamu Dazai is not short of money, he will eat expensive crab dishes from time to time, and he never knows restraint when spending money. The sapphire on the pineapple bow tie is not affordable by ordinary people, absolutely not common goods.

It's okay to fish and fish at work.

Others have learned to turn a blind eye to Osamu Dazai's fishing behavior. After all, the detective agency still has Oda Sakunosuke who often works for Osamu Dazai.

As a result, he didn't slip away all day today. 】

Both Edogawa Ranpo on and off the screen smiled, but no matter how you looked at that smile, there was a kind of gloating about watching a good show.

Osamu Dazai looked at his counterpart, and couldn't help but want to touch his chin, but he couldn't do it now that both hands were held.

To be honest, he was a little curious about the book his peers were reading now.

After all, everyone is Osamu Dazai, he knows the peers too well, and he must be very interested in things that can interest the peers, but unfortunately, he can only be curious here after a world away.

【Osamu Dazai who was lying on the sofa reading a book did not know when he sat up straight, still holding the book in his hand, looking as if he was careless, but everyone who knew him knew that he was all paying attention to the book at this time, Did not pay attention to the outside world at all.

Unexpectedly, is this really a book written by Akutagawa?

I really didn't expect Akutagawa to have such talent, wow!They were all frightened. Although Akutagawa's brain is not very good and he only knows how to rush forward when doing things, he did not expect to be able to write such words.

Although he thinks "Complete Self-X Handbook" is the best book in the world, and the other one should be a novel that Oda Saku hasn't written yet, then Akutagawa's book can barely be regarded as the third ?

Kind of like.

But you can't let Akutagawa know that he likes this book very much, otherwise he will be proud.

Aton once said that Akutagawa would become a very powerful writer in the future. At that time, he thought it was a joke. After all, Akutagawa only started studying after he left Radium Bowl Street, and he was the kind of person who didn’t think about things. People, how could it be possible to write shocking words, didn't you expect it to be true?

If it is such a book, then it is normal for Akutagawa to become a great writer, right?Anyone with a bit of aesthetics knows that this is a barely good book! 】

A long piece of heartfelt voice emerged from the bottom of [Dazai Osamu]'s heart, swiping the screen, it was really shocking.

Who is Osamu Dazai?

Akutagawa has not received the affirmation he dreamed of until now, and he was only told by Osamu Dazai last time that he "did a good job". Unexpectedly, [Akutagawa] from the parallel world actually got this affirmation with a book.

At this moment, Akutagawa was a little jealous.

"Mr. Dazai! If you want, I can write a book!"

Looking at the parallel world [Osamu Dazai]'s affirmation of the same body, although this affirmation is not in terms of strength as he thought, Akutagawa is still jealous.

—he wants it too!

If Mr. Dazai wants to read it, he will start writing the book when he returns home, and try to finish it in one day and publish it in three days!

he can--

"Oh, but I'm not a peer, I'm not interested in your book at all, Akutagawa, you've made a mistake." Osamu Dazai turned his head with a smile.

He won't admit to the matter of the same body!

He is actually not that interested in Akutagawa's novels, and the two Akutagawa's experiences are different, so they will never write the same novel.

Akutagawa was momentarily depressed, and then gritted his teeth, "...Mr. Dazai, one day, you will be recognized like another world!"

He will not give up!

"Yeah, you're working hard, and you're still far from being recognized by me!" Osamu Dazai said perfunctorily, his gaze still not moving away from the big screen.

I always feel that something is going to happen next, is it possible that the peer is going to trick him again?

"Yes! I will definitely work hard and not let you down."

Seemingly hearing the encouragement, Akutagawa's spirit was shaken.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

I'm so redundant, and Akutagawa, can't you really tell that Mr. Dazai is trying to fool you?

Nakahara Chuya turned his head and gave Osamu Dazai a mocking look.

Gee!

Obviously, the mackerel in the parallel world likes the book written by [Akutagawa] very much, but he is still unwilling to admit that it is the style of this dog.

【"... Atsushi-kun seems to be in a good mood?" Soon after get off work, Osamu Dazai approached Nakajima Atsushi without a trace, and looked at the deceitful senior with a smile.

"Yes, Akutagawa wrote me his autograph and a message!" The little tiger said with a smile.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

autograph?

Message?

Tsk tsk, but that's it, he is not interested in these fancy things, that is, a kid like A Dun is interested in so-called autographs like a star chaser, right?

I thought it was something, but it turned out that I was happy because of this little thing. I really don’t understand what is so happy about it. He is already a mature adult, and he has passed the age of being happy about this little thing. , only such a child would be so happy, right?

Osamu Dazai commented secretly in his heart, listening to Atsushi Nakajima's praise with a smile on his face, it was almost like blowing Akutagawa to nothingness.

"By the way, brother Dazai, is there anything you want from me?"

Osamu Dazai still had a gentle smile on his face, he didn't want to eat the dog food forced by Atsushi Nakajima at all, "No, it's nothing, hehe!"

"Okay, then I'm going to buy some ingredients to make delicious food for Akutagawa!"

Osamu Dazai couldn't take it anymore, turned his head and left.

whispering sound!The little dwarf can also cook delicious crabs, so he won't be envious of Akutagawa's treatment, isn't it because the little dwarf is away on a business trip! 】

"...I don't know why, but these words of Dazai always feel like a great flag." Koyo Ozaki felt a little subtle, obviously nothing, but she always felt that 【Osamu Dazai】had set a flag.

and also……

"Chuya, can you cook crabs?"

A little worried, Ozaki Koyo still asked.

"Huh? This? You can do it. It's very simple, right? I've done it many times before."

I didn't understand why Ozaki Koyo would ask about his cooking skills, and of course Nakahara would not hide it, but Dazai Osamu felt bad when he heard this.

Indeed, when he had not defected from the port of Mafia, he won the bet with Nakahara Nakaya. He used to ask the dwarf to make crabs after he often won.

But the heavens can learn from it, he really has no other intentions for the little dwarf, that is, the little dwarf loses, and he is willing to bet and admit defeat!

He's not a peer, sister Hongye, don't always suspect me because of what the peer does, getting involved is not a good habit!

The peer is blind, but I am not blind.

"Hehe, is that right, I don't remember that Zhong doesn't like crabs either."

"It's okay. At that time, I often lost bets. What can I do, but if the elder sister wants to eat, I will make it for you some other day!"

other people:"……"

I always feel that there is something wrong with this conversation, but it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

Thinking of this, everyone's eyes fell on Osamu Dazai at the same time.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

【Osamu Dazai, who said he was not interested, was actually stimulated by the autograph in Atsushi Nakajima's hand.

To be honest, he is a stable adult, long past the age of bluffing, and he is not chasing stars like a child, and he can be happy for a long time with just one signature.

... But that doesn't stop him from wanting to sign a book, does it?

If you speak directly, Akutagawa will definitely give him, and you can get any kind of message you want, but is Osamu Dazai the kind of person who can speak?

He is not!

He's not the type to express himself bluntly!

So he thought of other ways.

First, I made up a name and wrote a reader letter to the author of Rashomon, hoping to receive a reply from the author himself.

What does my ghost have to do with Akutagawa!

Then plan one fell through.

This is purely dreaming, because Akutagawa never reads letters from readers, let alone responds to them.

After the failure of plan one, he quickly thought of plan two, which was to hint at Atsushi Nakajima.

He won't ask for books, but he can hint to Atsushi Nakajima, let Atsushi Nakajima tell Akutagawa, and then Akutagawa will deliver it to his door!

Then plan two also failed.

Because Atsushi Nakajima can't understand human language at all, and he doesn't understand his hints at all. If he doesn't say it directly, he will never understand his hidden meaning, but it is impossible for Osamu Dazai to say it directly. If he wants to say it, I said it a long time ago.

Both plans failed, and he thought of plan three.

——Look for foreign aid.

Then Nakahara also received a call from Osamu Dazai. He didn't know what he was going crazy, and he was so angry that he called Mori Ogai, saying that he wanted to come back and beat someone up. 】

The people sitting in front of the big screen looked at [Osamu Dazai]'s operation, and it seemed that they all ended in failure in the end, and the expressions on their faces became more and more complicated.

A little want to complain, and a little want to laugh.

But if they laughed now, Osamu Dazai would definitely be furious, right?

Gee!

Why do you say, you just called and said that as a teacher, you want to read the book written by Akutagawa, isn't it all right?

According to Akutagawa's temperament, when he received your call, he would definitely rush to the detective agency and offer the book with both hands. In the end, he insisted on doing so many messy things. Didn't he do all the futile work in the end?

Is it that difficult to say directly?

...Yes, for Osamu Dazai, it is that difficult to say it directly.

"Tsk tsk, I'm already a stable adult, I've passed the age of bluffing a long time ago, and I'm not like a child, who can be happy for a long time with just one signature." Zhi] said his heartfelt words as they were.

I have to say, coupled with [Dazai Osamu]'s next plan, plan one, plan two, plan three, it's really a bit ironic, full of irony.

Sure enough, as soon as Fyodor said this, some broken laughter was heard in the space.

I'm sorry, it's really funny_(:зゝ∠)_ It's so awkward, Dazai.

Although it is Osamu Dazai of the parallel world, the Dazai of their world is just as awkward.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

A little angry at all.

"Mr. Dazai..."

Seeing the content played on the big screen, Akutagawa, who had already given up, hesitated to speak again.

I'm envious!

Right now, he really wished he could open the big screen and let the peers quickly send the autographed book to 【Osamu Dazai】.

The big screen seemed to have heard Akutagawa's voice, and finally shifted the camera to the detective agency again.

【The continuous failure of the plan made Osamu Dazai not in a good mood recently, especially when he was in a bad mood, Atsushi Nakajima was in a particularly good mood, which made his mood even worse.

At this moment, the door of the detective agency was pushed open, Akutagawa walked in with his hands in his pockets, still wearing the same black windbreaker.

"Akutagawa, Atsushi is standing still, just wait a moment." Kunikida Doppo, who once held a photo to make Atsushi Nakajima careful, saw that it was Akutagawa who came in, and immediately lowered his head and continued working, saying familiarly.

Akutagawa didn't come to find Atsushi Nakajima, but Osamu Dazai, but he paused after hearing this, "Punishment?"

"Aden secretly fed Mr. Ranpo too many snacks, which caused Mr. Ranpo to suffer from toothache and couldn't sleep. The president discovered it." Junichiro Tanizaki explained, "So now he and Mr. Ranpo are punishing him in the president's office. stand."

Akutagawa: "..."

After a while, Atsushi Nakajima, who had finished the punishment station, was released, and immediately stuck to Akutagawa when he saw Akutagawa.

Akutagawa ignored him, strode up to stand in front of Osamu Dazai, the black cat opened its head, and spat out a very familiar book from it.

Osamu Dazai finally looked up.

Akutagawa put the book in front of Osamu Dazai with both hands, with a serious and expectant expression, "Mr. Dazai, this is a book written by me, I said it, and I will prove to you that I am better than that low-level person!"

Oda Kanosuke, who has not yet started writing, quietly lowered his head and said that he did not want to be called by name.

"Oh, Akutagawa." Osamu Dazai took off the headphones from his head. 】

"Wow! There's a good show to watch next!" Edogawa Ranpo found something interesting and was shocked.

Others originally thought that [Dazai Osamu] would get what he wanted, but after hearing Edogawa Ranpo's words, they immediately felt that something interesting might happen.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

It feels... not good.

Peer body, you won't be so broken, will you?

【"In my heart, Oda Saku is much stronger than you, at least he doesn't need my affirmation."

The light words fell on Akutagawa's heart, making him a little angry, he didn't understand how he was inferior to that bottom.

"Oda Tsukuru hasn't written it yet. Once he writes it, he will definitely be better than you. You just took advantage of the time. Moreover, you are still far from finding another way to get my approval. Well, at least without the supernatural power, Odasaku is still powerful, but what about you?"

Osamu Dazai's attitude is still very contemptuous, but his small eyes drift towards the book from time to time, and fireworks are set off in his heart, but this does not prevent him from denying it?

Akutagawa was silent for a while, his smoky gray eyes were like burning flames, Rashomon leaned out, and tore up the autograph book he was holding in his hand, and the crumbs were swallowed up by the black cat head , Then he recognized Osamu Dazai's words, "You are right, I should beat him in the field he is best at, Mr. Dazai, I am narrow-minded, wait until the next time, I will definitely let you see my progress !"

Osamu Dazai: "..."]

The whole space was overwhelmed by Osamu Dazai's inner scream.

"……what."

Everyone was silent, and I don't know how long it took before someone tried to speak.

"...What is this called?"

"...Do you want to suffer on your own?"

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The author has something to say:

In the blink of an eye, six thousand

write the rest tomorrow

Dazai, you are already a steady adult, so you don't want to sign autographs like a child chasing stars, right?

Ha ha