The years of being a mother to the big monsters

Guan Xiaoran ten years later is not very different from her before amnesia, she is the most familiar grandma in the memory of twenty-five kids.

Unlike the non-threatening 'Natsume Akatsuki', ten years later, Guan Xiaoran only needs to glance lightly, and Ibaraki will be honest.

To be honest, Ibaraki wanted to run if conditions allowed, but unfortunately his legs were a little weak, and he couldn't even lift the little blue wave, so he had to honestly put him down.

"This is really a big surprise, Qiuqiu." Ten years later, the grandmother called Ibaraki by his nickname, and every time she got angry to a certain extent, she would call him Ibaraki by that name. Because of his love and affection, he restrained himself from breaking Er Wu Zai's legs with heavy hands.

Even if Onikiri lost his memory, he was hiccupped by Guan Xiaoran ten years later. He got under the table and rolled himself into a ball, praying to reduce his sense of existence.

However, it's obviously useless. Grandma's sensitivity is beyond his imagination: "Don't hide, baby, come out by yourself, everyone likes to deceive themselves, can't you save me some trouble?"

Onikiri:! ! !

Onikiri crawled out, apparently without memory, but the 1.8-meter boy was stunned and his eyes were full of horror.

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran straightened her messy hair, and seeing the disbelieving eyes of her parents, she knew that her image might be somewhat unruly in front of her relatives in this world.

But she couldn't do anything about being brought here on such a happy day when she was relaxing. She was able to accurately pick this kind of time to find trouble. She really deserved to be her good brother Ibaraki.

Fortunately, there is her undercover Xingxiong boy in Erwuzai, so the grandmother ten years later will not be alone.

"Xingxing, help me take care of it."

She opened her arms, and Hoshikuma Doji, who had been prepared a long time ago, put a coat on Grandma's body in time, and also bent down to put clogs on her.

Wipe off the lipstick marks on her face, even though it was only a minute since she arrived, her body has changed drastically, and her demeanor has smoothly changed from a dandy to a celebrity.

The image finally met the expectations of the parents. Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran waved to his own father and old father.

"Father, time is limited, I'll teach them a few principles of life first, you wait a moment." The ten-year-old mother said so to her own father while she was acting.

She sharpened her knife furiously, impatiently wanting to strike the wood twice.

Raising his hand, Xingxiong boy offered the feather duster he found out with both hands, and his skillful movements showed that he did this kind of thing of helping the evildoers not once or twice.

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran is still clean and tidy. The only difference from before is in combat power. With the blessing of spiritual power, the grandmother who has completely liberated her spiritual power can easily beat Erwuzi.

Especially the ones being educated dare not fight back at all.

Although the remaining time for beating children is really short, there is not much to beating children. In addition to whipping the buttocks with a feather duster, Grandma also provided a set of services to pinch the thighs when she was not prepared. Ibaraki, who didn't care about breaking his bones, howled worse than anyone else.

It seemed that Guan Xiaoran ten years later was using terrible torture on him. Hearing Ibaraki's howl, Guiqie trembled and did not dare to run away. He only hoped that Ibaraki would stabilize his hatred and let him survive in the cracks.

However, Guan Xiaoran has a good memory no matter what time period it is, and the accomplice Onikiri is also in her small notebook. While educating Ibaraki, Guan Xiaoran took the time to knock on Onikiri's head with a feather duster Three times, the unlucky child dared not cry because of the beating, and had to restrain his hair that was about to turn white.

The feeling of being hit on the head by grandma is a bit familiar. Apart from the role of educating children, it directly brings back Onikiri's memory.

Er Wuzi, who had recovered his memory, covered his head, thinking of the terrible things he had done with his mother during this period, and being unable to face himself for a while, he finally burst into tears.

"Mother...Master Xiao, you are the next one! Don't be angry with yourself!"

Only after being beaten up by grandma can grandma forgive what she has done, otherwise it will not be such a small fight afterward.

Ten years after returning Onikiri's memory, Guan Xiaoran stopped doing anything to him. After all, Onikiri was only taken by Ibaraki. He continued to arrange special treatment for the culprit, Ibaraki, until the 2 minutes were up. Stop, there are only 2 minutes left after she returns ten years later.

She reluctantly gave the feather duster to Xingxiong boy, hugged her poor little Xingxing who had not been recognized by her mother for many years, and whispered to him: "Xingxing is good, grandma is here, and I will recover my memory later. "

Xingxiong boy nodded, no matter whether he is well-behaved or smart, the cubs beside his grandmother have milk, "We will take good care of you in this era."

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran touched the heads of Ibaraki, who was blinded by him, and Onikiri, who wanted to beg his mother to slap him, and then hurried back to his family.

There is only one and a half minutes left, but it is just enough time to say a few words.

"Xiao, you are..."

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran's nimble movements to beat Ibaraki are too neat, which is completely different from Xia Muxiao who is fighting against the five scum. Even after ten years, the latter's tracking of completely different changes is too exaggerated.

"By chance, Mr. Seimei taught me."

Guan Xiaoran's acting is very natural. Ten years later, her acting skills will not be a problem even if she fools Mori Ogai. She squints her eyes and smiles, hiding the sophistication brought out in her bones, imitating her own daughters. say.

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran did not lie. More than 100 years ago, it was Mr. Qingming who led her to become a qualified onmyoji. Speaking of which, I can even play the piano (learned before)."

She tilted her head, although she looks like a young man, but she still looks pretty, and this kind of movement is also very cute.

"You were celebrating your birthday before?" Fukuzawa Yukichi's feeling of strangeness disappeared, and his expression softened involuntarily.

"Well, it's very lively. I didn't expect to see you and my dad in the next second, as well as Big Brother Luanbu. It's also a birthday surprise in a sense." Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran said while looking at the picture on the wall. Clock, although there is still a lot to say, it is too late: "There are still 20 seconds, Dad, tell me now, let her stay away from Kyoto, and be careful of the evil god Yamata no Orochi, don't be fooled by his appearance Confused, he is dangerous."

Dangerous enough to use beauty and money to erode her enterprising spirit, so as to snatch the title of a good big boy, and the point is to leave a black history for her!

This time she wants to change everything from the root!

This kind of warning from the future was obviously taken to heart by the parents, and Luanbu, who had a particularly easy-to-use brain, hurriedly asked, "Why?"

Even the number of words is very small, so the remaining time should not be wasted.

Ten years later, Guan Xiaoran also wanted to leave messages to his relatives and friends as much as possible, but he only said half of the words: "The Yaqi snake ate my..."

The pink smoke reappeared and the 5 minute time was up.

......

Ten years later in the world, Guan Xiaoran was immersed in the gentleness of the little sister and couldn't extricate herself, until she was touched by a slightly cold hand on the cheek.

At some point, there was a space enough for people to stand in the beauty room, but the other party was not a woman, but a male youth with feminine features. The youth had long dark hair and a long dark purple snake coiled around his body. , although there is makeup on the face, but the dress is not feminine.However, although his masculine characteristics are obvious, Guan Xiaoran instinctively wants to treat him in the same way as a young lady.

There is a reason why Guan Xiaoran thinks this way. Yamata no Orochi was raised by his mother as a daughter because of his cute face and quiet personality since he was a child, so that he obviously likes to die, but he is the same as Yimulian and other good boys I have never been beaten by my mother, and it is very smooth to mix into a group of female shikigami.

"Hehe, Master Xiao, I am your most loyal partner (Er Zai)." Yamata no Orochi can guarantee that he has never smiled so gently, just to leave a good impression on his grandmother ten years ago , just told her his nickname.

"You can just call me Xiao Bao'er."

"Hmm, little Bao'er?" Guan Xiaoran nodded dumbly, adapting well to the name.During the period, I was kissed twice by the young ladies.

"Yes, time is running out, and I have something important to tell you." Yamata no Orochi stuffed a package for Guan Xiaoran with a smile, and it smelled delicious from a long distance away. It should contain snacks. It seems that he was preparing in advance to let Guan Xiaoran take back what he ate ten years ago.

This thoughtful act increased Guan Xiaoran's affection for Yamata no Orochi to a certain extent, and she nodded trustingly.

"After you go back, please make sure to go to Yamata Enrochi Shrine in Kyoto and find Mr. Yamata no Orochi, so that you don't have to work hard for the rest of your life." In order to make his words more credible, Yamata no Orochi didn't even say that he Instead, he persuaded as a third person: "There is a paradise for you there, and there are twenty beautiful maids like this who serve you."

Guan Xiaoran:! ! !

"Don't you be kidding me, there is no free lunch in the sky, you can't lie to elementary school students." Guan Xiaoran was surprised for two seconds and regained his senses, and felt that Yamata no Orochi was messing with himself, how could it be possible in the world There will be such good things.

Yamata no Orochi smiled without saying a word, Guan Xiaoran looked at him without seeing the slightest escape from his eyes.

Don't tell me it's not true, Guan Xiaoran looked sideways at Yu Yijin beside her, trying to find the answer from her.

Beautiful young ladies don't lie!

However, what I didn't expect was that although Yu Yijin looked unattractive, he nodded to her, and then opened his mouth to tell Guan Xiaoran about the joints.

It's a pity that Yamata no Orochi appeared at a time that had been calculated long ago, and 5 minutes had arrived before Yu Yanjin spoke.

After the pink smoke passed, the grandma who came back later watched Yamata no Orochi wink innocently at her, and nodded the head of the unscrupulous snake god, dumbfounded.

This cub is still a headache today.

......

In the world ten years ago, the returning Guan Xiaoran met the complicated gazes from his parents. Just as he was about to ask them why, he saw his current image in the side mirror.

Her hair was messy, her clothes were disheveled, and her face was covered in lipstick marks.

"!!!" Before Guan Xiaoran was only immersed in the warm and fragrant nephrite, he never thought that the young ladies and sisters were too enthusiastic.

She clearly just kissed and kissed the ladies and sisters, and did nothing else!

It doesn't matter to others, the main reason is that all three parents of her family are here!

Guan Xiaoran bit the bullet and wanted to explain: "Actually, it was just a misunderstanding. I didn't do anything after ten years!"

That's what... well, she didn't believe it herself.