The years of being a mother to the big monsters

Jiu Tun-douji felt that he might be hallucinating, otherwise how could Grandma appear here.

But because he hasn't seen his mother for a long time, even if it is an illusion, Shuten doesn't want to break it immediately.

So Guan Xiaoran was arranged for a bear hug by Jiu Tun, and while her face was pressed against her strong chest muscles, she also fell into a momentary bewilderment.

There is definitely something wrong with this kid's brain. Who can do this with a normal person?

It hurt a little when her nose hit her pectoral muscle, Guan Xiaoran wanted to struggle, but she couldn't struggle with her little strength.

Before she could speak, she saw the tough-looking Shuten-douji crying out loud.

"Mom, I'm so miserable!!!"

Hearing Jiu Tun Douzi's words, Guan Xiaoran knew that he might be foolishly thinking of herself as a mother. She tried her best to ignore the feeling that her heart melted into water after hearing this name, and faced the alcoholic with a normal attitude.

But Guan Xiaoran is still a little strange, who can bully Shuten Doji, the majestic King of Ghosts, into such a state.

This appearance has nothing to do with the previous arrogance, but she can't let Jiu Tun hold her like this all the time, if she doesn't stop her, she will be strangled to death in a short time.

"Brother, it's almost over, you think about your mother after she sobers up, don't hurt the innocent!" Guan Xiaoran patted Jiu Tuntong's arm, and as expected, he felt that the strength of his hand was much lighter.

But Jiu Tun Douzi's attitude was not so good, he thought Guan Xiaoran was drunk and hallucinated, he raised his eyes in dissatisfaction, but because he couldn't touch Grandma's face, he spared the life of the hallucination in front of him.

"Whispering, honestly let me hug you for a while, if I'm in a good mood, I'll spare you!"

"Heh." Guan Xiaoran was in a hurry, she was not afraid of Jiu Tun Tongzi, and her intuition let her mess around casually, it would be fine, this time Guan Xiaoran chose to believe in herself: "Hurry up, kill me, if you don't kill me, I will look down on you !"

Shuten-douji is also on fire, let alone Grandma's illusion, now unless Grandma herself comes and saves this guy from her own hands, this 'fake' will definitely die today!

"My uncle will fulfill you!"

Jiu Tun-douzi let go of Guan Xiaoran, put one hand on his forehead, and used demon power to force the alcohol out of his blood, and within a few seconds he regained his sobriety.

Next, he wants to see who is the guy who can make him have grandma hallucinations when he is drunk, and he plans to show mercy to others and give him a good time.

But when he opened his eyes, Shuten-douji was dumbfounded, the surrounding environment and people hadn't changed in any way, the room was still the same room, and of course, grandma was still the same grandma.

It’s just that now Grandma doesn’t seem to be in a good mood, and her eyes are burning. The last time she looked like this was because he was drunk and went to the room with Ibaraki, and Grandma beat him with a feather duster until he couldn’t get out of bed for three days. Looking back at this expression now, Shuten-douji is still a little weak-legged.

Under Guan Xiaoran's angry gaze, he couldn't help but knelt down with a bang, and then imitated Onikiri's expression when he made a mistake and blinked innocently. God knows that Shuten had complained about Onikiri to Ibaraki before. Contrived expressions.

As for now... the clown is myself!

Talking to grandma in this way, it's okay to be beaten up. After all, he has rough skin and thick flesh and is more resistant to beatings. But the scary thing about grandma is not that she can use a feather duster, but that she can speak ironically.

With the seriousness of this matter, Grandma might be able to run him for several years.

"I was wrong!" Jiu Tun-douji's apology was straightforward, kneeling, he grabbed Guan Xiaoran by the corner of his clothes, looked up at her, and tried to use his masculine body to be cute.

"Hit me! Right now!"

The overreaction made Guan Xiaoran a little puzzled. She had never met her before. Although she was very angry, she would not hit anyone, so she still maintained the view that Jiu Tun might have some brain problems, and planned to observe again.

Seeing Shuten-douji kneel down for herself, she was in a daze, thinking that Ibaraki also knelt down like this the first time she saw her, and felt that this might be the mysterious etiquette of the Oeyama group.

"You don't need to do this big gift when you meet for the first time, get up first, don't tear your clothes down!!!"

Jiu Tun swallowed Guan Xiaoran's words and wanted to beg for forgiveness. He observed Guan Xiaoran for a while, and he finally found the difference between Grandma and Yinyangliao.

The strangeness in her eyes did not seem to be a disguise, Jiu Tun directly ruled out the possibility that Grandma was playing by herself, and then grabbed Guan Xiaoran's hand and used her demon power to carefully examine the difference in Grandma's body.

Guan Xiaoran didn't take his hand away after being grabbed, after all, it felt good to be surrounded by warm power, so let's take a look at what the king of two or five boys in front of him is going to do.

At this moment, Jiu Tun finally discovered the seal deep inside Guan Xiaoran's body, and also saw Qingming's message.

He finally realized that he had been cheated by his family's [-] boys.

Good guy, the whole Dajiangshan group knows about finding grandma except him, not only that, but the second and fifth boys want to get rid of him and play with grandma.

If it weren't for the words of Yamata no Orochi, who likes to make trouble, Shuten Doji felt that he might miss his mother.

Those [-]-year-old boys are really vicious!

He even came to the door and didn't explain to him, but let him provoke the amnesiac grandma, presumably he did something to make grandma angry before, now I want to drag him into the water, when grandma recovers her memory Well, depending on how many people are beaten twice.

However, how could this be possible? With their mother's petty mind, she properly recorded their actions in a small notebook in her heart, and it was time to settle the accounts one by one after recovering her memory.

Shuten-douji trembled slightly as he held Grandma's hand, he tried his best to calm down his voice.

"Grandma...Bah, bah, what I mean is, if you were my mom and I talked to you like that just now, what would you do?"

"I don't have such a son! If there is..." Guan Xiaoran smiled viciously, and made a click gesture: "He will become my daughter!"

Shuten-douji:! ! !

Although he knew that the grandmother who had lost his memory was just joking and talking casually, but it couldn't stop him from feeling cold in his lower body.

It is impossible to change the gender, only to please the grandmother to try to restore all this.

"You can actually be a little more tolerant. I just made a little joke just now. I came here to pick you up to attend the ceremony!"

Shuten-douji, who can bend and stretch, hugged Grandma's thigh nervously, afraid that Guan Xiaoran would really plan to try it if he thought too much.

Guan Xiaoran smiled heartily, if Jiu Tun Doji was her son, she must educate him to be a good man again, but now she can't beat him, so she can only say indifferently: "Hey, I know you are joking, But you are not my son, what are you afraid of?"

Shutendouji:  …

The key is he is!

His heart was so cold that he could already foresee the scene when Grandma settled accounts after autumn.

There is a high probability that he will be surrounded by a group of female shikigami, throw him a pair of scissors and a skirt, and then ask him to choose between women's clothing and transgender in a very merciless manner. If he doesn't choose, he will default to both If he chooses, Ibaraki will follow him and use his demon power to turn him into Jiu Tun Ji.

That picture is so beautiful just thinking about it.

No, he must avoid this fate, take advantage of his amnesia to increase his favorability with her, and strive to get rid of the terrible punishment of feminization.

"Hahaha, yes, what are you afraid of, sir?" Jiu Tun-douji yelled, seeing that grandma couldn't stand upright, he hurriedly supported her, wiped the cockroaches on the ground, and turned off the gun like a dog Ran sent it to his hand.

"Tell me what you want, and I will help you."

Thinking of what he said to Xingxiong Boy before, he was so angry that his teeth itch. If he had known about this earlier, how could he have made such a losing bet with Xingxiong Boy?

Fortunately, it wasn't a big deal for grandma to ride. He also rode on grandma's neck to go to the temple fair before he was two years old.

After the succession ceremony is over, he will have a good exchange with Ibaraki Onikiri and the others. If he doesn't make these two youngsters cry, he will be the ghost king of Dajiangshan in vain!

Guan Xiaoran hadn't had time to be surprised by Jiu Tun's rapid change of attitude, and saw him squatting down with his back facing her, grabbing her legs with both hands, and bent her up with skill.

"If I feel tall, I grab my uncle's hair. Compared with being supported by Ibaraki and the others, riding on the head of the former boss in this situation is more prestigious, isn't it?"

Shuten-douji has now consciously called himself the former boss. The Dajiangshan group was originally formed to find his grandmother, but now that he has found someone from his grandmother, he can still continue to shine if he gives it to his grandmother to play with.

If it weren't for the fact that the current aunt is in a state of amnesia, the Dajiangshan team might have disbanded on the day they found aunt. After all, compared to the unfamiliar world, it is more comfortable to stay in the Yinyang dormitory, and the Dajiangshan team lived in poverty. Enough of swallowing the boy.

"You gave me the Dajiangshan group so easily? Didn't you just want to kill people?"

There must be some reason for the other party's attitude to change so quickly, but Guan Xiaoran couldn't find it when he asked her.

He won the support of all the high-level members of the Dajiangshan group without even having a decent fight. If he really said it, he might be suspected of being stupid and talking nonsense.

Even if she took the script of Otome Xiang's love game, it's not right, there is not even a pink bubble, and the second and fifth boys sometimes piss her off to death.

"My uncle saw that you are a good candidate for the boss. Okay, let's go quickly, and we will soon miss the succession ceremony." At one point, he forced himself to grin a 'mild' smile.

Guan Xiaoran, who was riding on his neck, looked down and saw the smile on his face, and felt a little disgusted.

She quickly covered her eyes, and she really couldn't take another look at these eyes!