The Eighteenth Century of Xuyang in the Red Chamber

Xu Yang is really in pain and happy now.

As I said many times before, he used to be a child who was pampered and grew up, but to be honest, it is a new socialist society after all, no matter how pampered a child is, he doesn’t need to do housework, and most parents will be satisfied with whatever he wants, mom and dad In addition, grandparents just circle around him... As for clothes, hands, food, and mouth, cough, cough, unless they are disabled, who cares about raising children like this.

But now, his life is really full of clothes and food.Clothes, someone puts them on as soon as they get up, not only puts on clothes, but also washes and wipes their faces, and mouthwash is always at hand.When eating, if you glance at any dish, that dish will be caught in his bowl immediately... What's more immoral is that all the girls who serve him are thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls, God, at this age In his past world, he should only be in junior high school, right?It feels like a crime to serve a few underage girls like this!Although he was only sixteen, he was in the junior class, and then he went to college early, surrounded by classmates who were four or five years older than him. As time passed, he always thought that he was in the same age group as those classmates in their 20s. .For a college student, if you ask him to look at junior high school students, even if he is only sixteen, he will feel that there is a huge generation gap when he looks at junior high school students who are thirteen and fourteen.

But Xu Yang can't resist now, he is now the nephew of Master Lin, a senior member of the third rank, and he is going to live in Lin's family. Master Biao.

God let me die!Xu Yang is going crazy now, he is not even allowed to leave the house, well, it is fine not to go out, can he read books?Answer: No, it hurts the eyes.Can you read to me then?Answer: No, it hurts God.Hey, let me take a bath, okay?Answer: No, it will hurt you.Occasionally I wanted to write a few words, but before I finished two pages, someone snatched them away.

God, I've been living here for almost a month. I'm only allowed to wash my face and feet, but not to take a bath. Whenever I feel uncomfortable, I ask a few little girls to wipe my body... That feeling, what the hell are you thinking!Who would have feelings for junior high school students! ! !I want to say that it takes several times to wipe off the eye feces with that little hand strength, wipe my body, wipe my ass!I'm getting hairy!

Xu Yang really felt that he was going to die, not because of illness, but because of suffocation... I heard that Uncle Cheap's precious daughter is said to be a fairy descended from the earth. Sister Lin arrived last night, alas, it was too late and no one allowed him to go see... ... Well, even if it's not too late, Mrs. Xu probably won't let him stand in the snow to watch the excitement.But, that's Sister Lin, Sister Lin who "has more heart than dryness, and is as ill as Xizi is three points better"!Damn it, in this inexplicable world of Red Mansions, the biggest dream in this life is to appreciate all the twelve beauties of Jinling...

It is said that if you don't die in silence, you will pervert in silence, no, no, that's not what you said, if you don't die in silence, you will explode in silence... Xu Yang didn't want to pervert, so he exploded.When most of the people in the house had gone out, there were only oranges left, so he clamored for rock sugar and white fungus soup (he actually wanted braised elbows more, but he was taking medicine, and meat and meat were banned), and he asked for more rock sugar for the oranges. Be sure to steam the white fungus until it is rotten, and take out the oranges.The other little girls can only wait outside the door and cannot come in casually.So Xu Yang hurriedly started to get dressed.To say that ancient clothes are really difficult to wear, he carefully observed the order of wearing clothes for several days, and quickly put on the thickest cotton trousers and cotton robes. The clothes are all piled up on him, so he can't go out with disheveled clothes, no, go out the window!

That's right, Xu Yang jumped out of the window. He opened the window and took a deep breath of the cold and fresh air outside.Oye!The outside world here I come!Jumped on the table, climbed through the window, and then, dizzy, plunged into the snowdrift behind the window.

Xu Yang always thought that he was cured, but in fact he was indeed cured.But he hasn't gone out for a long time, he just got up from the bed before jumping out of the window, he has been inactive for a long time, it's no wonder he didn't feel dizzy when he jumped suddenly!Fortunately, there is a nest of wind below, and a large snowdrift has accumulated.It didn't fall.It just made Xu Yang startled, and the snow rolled over his head.

He was wrapped up like a rice dumpling, he finally crawled out of the snowdrift, and sneaked along the wall towards the courtyard door. He wanted to jump out of the wall, but he would faint if he jumped out of a window. It's really going to be a face full of flowers.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he was about to poke his head to look outside, but he heard voices coming from a distance outside the door, so frightened that he quickly retracted his head, and stood against the wall by the door.Because there are few people in the Lin family, the big yard is quiet, so they can hear clearly, only the voice of the immature little girl: "Auntie, is cousin really as naughty as you say? Daddy said his words It's very well written, and it took a lot of effort. Let me learn from my cousin, don't play around."

Then there was the voice of Mrs. Xu, whom Xu Yang was very familiar with, with a clear smile: "Don't listen to your father praising him, your brother grew up in a barbarian place, and he doesn't understand many things. I have been ill all the time, but I often clamor to read and write. I write a few words occasionally, and I dare not let him write more. I read it, but I can still catch my eyes. But only the words can catch my eyes, and the rest of my knowledge is in a mess! Son, don't learn from him, he is the most narrow-minded and unreasonable, talking nonsense all day long, if he offends you, don't be angry, just let the girl tell me, I will beat him for you !"

Xu Yang broke into a cold sweat when he heard that, God, don't slander me like this in front of Sister Lin, okay?I also want to make a good impression when we meet for the first time, but it’s bad, good impression, ass, if I sneak out like this, it’s good if I don’t get beaten.Hurry up, slip back...

Xu Yang turned his head and ran along the base of the wall to the back wall of the house he lived in. Fortunately, in ancient times, the ladies and ladies walked slowly. In snowy days, it was slower and slower. From hearing the sound to walking to the gate It also took 1 minute, so Xu Yang scrambled to the back window, turned over several times with great effort, and finally passed the window, and after turning into the room, he heard Mrs. Xu's girl calling outside the door: "Young master, madam and you!" The big girl is here!"

(⊙o⊙)! ! !

Xu Yang was startled, and rushed to the bed to put down the curtain—won't Mrs. Xu catch the snow all over her body?Unexpectedly, in a hurry, he used more strength and pulled down the two layers of curtains at once, covering his head with a huff.

It's all over, Xu Yang thought to himself.

Then Mrs. Xu exclaimed: "What's the matter, Yang'er, you're being naughty again!" The first sentence was still a little surprised, but the second sentence was already angry. "How old are you, can't you live a little more peacefully? You haven't recovered from your illness yet, and you're jumping up and down all day, like a horse monkey! Your sister came to see you specially, you, you, you! Puhaha..."

Mrs. Xu couldn't be blamed for worrying and being angry for a while and laughing for a while. It was Xu Yang's appearance at this time that made people unable to help laughing.When I sneaked out, I was wearing a thick, rolled up curtain, and rolled on the ground for a long time before I got my head out, but I don’t know which narrow girl braided my hair into a skyward braid (Orange: Wrong, originally his hair is so thick It’s short, and it’s easy to gather into a small bun, who knows where he lost the hairpin, and the hair is all loose to become a sky braid...), Xu Yang’s lips are red and his teeth are white, and his face is like a peach blossom. The face she raised when she went out has also turned into a ball. After such a fuss, with the clothes and curtains all over her body, she looks like a big fat baby.Mrs. Xu was only a little bit angry, but at a glance, Xu Yang was eighty-nine times like her youngest son that day. There was no anger left, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "Hurry up and see your cousin!"

Xu Yang got out of the curtain with great difficulty, and he didn't care about making himself ugly, he hurriedly bowed to the little girl beside Mrs. Xu: "Hi sister!" He raised his head but was stunned.

What do you mean?Sister Lin is really charming, so Xu Yang has become Brother Pig?

No wonder!At this moment, 8 beasts roared and ran past in Xu Yang's heart, Jia Baoyu, you are a bear!With such a little lolita, you can also see that the horse is "like joy but not joy and affectionate eyes"?Is this little loli [-] years old this year?Xu Yang really burst into tears... As a liberal arts student, as an excellent liberal arts student who was finally admitted to the Chinese Department of a first-class university in the imperial capital, he came to this world of Dream of Red Mansions and lived in Lin Ruhai's house, so he had no illusions about Sister Lin No wonder!But the cruel fact is before her eyes, sister Lin is really only eight years old this year—or a fictitious age.

"Cousin's health is better?" Little Lolita was startled by the stupid look of the big man who made a sudden bow and stared at him. It took half a minute before she said this sentence. It should be a while What should I say, I forgot the greetings when we met for the first time.

"Haha, it's good, it's good..." Xu Yang smiled dryly, spurning himself for not being able to sleep well last night because he missed Sister Lin's immortal appearance.To think about such a little loli so much that she has insomnia!So depraved!The little loli is really cute, and she is really the most classic image of a little girl in Chinese textbooks when I was young: a face as rosy as an apple, and big eyes as watery as grapes (hey, are you sure your Chinese textbook has this thing?) , and the circles of hair on one side of the head (that's called a double flat bun! Hairstyles for little girls, you illiterate!)...Really, if you don't know her name is Lin Daiyu, Xu Yang must Like a strange uncle, he would pounce on her head and pat her head, shouting ten times in his heart: "It's so cute!"

But this girl's name is really Lin Daiyu. Xu Yang really doesn't know how to describe this image and this name together. He really has no other feelings except a sense of disobedience.

It suddenly occurred to me that there should be a greeting ceremony when meeting for the first time?Xu Yang was even more embarrassed, he hurriedly said to the little girl: "Sister, wait a minute!" Then he got into the box behind the bed and turned over, leaving all the others aside, Mrs. Rolling eyes: "I'm right, look at him like a monkey! Your father asked you to learn from him, what can you learn!" Xu Yang's head was almost stuck in the box, but he was still depressed. Shouted: "I heard you, you're talking bad about me again!!"

After a while, he folded back and took a small box in his hand: "I don't have anything good to give my sister. I thought this thing was broken for a while. Who knows, I tried it again the day before yesterday, and it turned out to be good. My sister can play with it." After that, he opened the exquisite box made of unknown material, took out a long thing, and said: "Look at this, it's so convenient to light candles!" popped out.

"You bastard!" Mrs. Xu went crazy again, grabbed the box with one hand, and pointed Xu Yang's forehead with the other hand: "There is no such thing as giving a little girl a light! You can't kill me if you want to! Teach your uncle to cry like a mourner, yesterday he led the girl to dance like a god, and today I want to teach your sister to light a fire... Can't you let me live for a day? What a crime I have done!"

The girls held back their laughter and helped Mrs. Xu to sit down on the chair.Lin Daiyu was stunned by the women's tossing, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, but heard this cousin Xu say to her: "Laugh if you want to laugh, I'm used to being scolded, just laugh." , I'm not angry, how uncomfortable it is to hold it in... the little girl doesn't have to pretend to be a Buddha like an old lady." The room was already full of laughter before the voice filled the room.

Mrs. Xu was angry and laughed, clutching her chest and almost out of breath: "I owe you what I owe you in my previous life! You say you, what's in your head! You talk nonsense in front of your sister, look at your uncle I know I won't hit you!"

For a while there was laughter in the room, and another little girl brought the smoker cage over and let Xu Yang sit on it to warm up.Xu Yang was terribly embarrassed, this thing was originally used to bake a quilt and clothes in winter, that is to say, girls are afraid of the cold and like to sit on it. At this moment, the women in the room are sitting or standing, and they are all upright. It is really embarrassing to put a cotton ball on the smoker to warm the fire.Especially Sister Luolilin, who looks like a young adult, but the corners of her mouth are clearly moving, she clearly wants to laugh again!Alas, everyone in this life is lost today!

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The author has something to say:

So don't think that Xu Yang can do amazing things, he is just a troublemaker!

Oh, that's right, the key to this chapter is that Sister Lin came out...

——I remember that when Qin Keqing died, sister Lin happened to visit her father, and Lin Ruhai died during this time...

Most of the stories in Dream of Red Mansions happened in the three years after Qin Keqing's death, and Lin Daiyu died exactly three years later. She should be about 15 years old that year, so Lin Ruhai in the original book should have died when Lin Daiyu was 12 years old.And the Lin Daiyu we saw entered Jia's mansion the year after she found Jia Yucun as her husband at the age of five, that is, at the age of 6.To be honest, this child is really pitiful. It means that she left her father when she was 6 years old. She went there for six years, and then saw her father again. After that, her father died, and she has become an orphan since then.

The place I am writing now is the second year after Jia Min's death. Sister Lin only stayed in Jia's mansion for more than a year before she was brought back.So Xu Sui is only 8 years old, which is equivalent to the little loli in the first or second grade now, so everyone who thinks I will describe the relationship between Xu Yang and sister Lin who has a relationship with the cousin of the god horse cousin should squat in the corner and reflect. Haha, laugh with your arms akimbo!