You can't hurt protein sauce

One, catch the criminal and catch himself together

A fire broke out at home, and a whole street was engulfed in flames.I scratched my head thinking it was hallucination, and rubbed my eyes again.

That's right.

The flames soaring into the sky reminded me of the night when the nasty Tenjin grabbed my sister by her kimono belt and raped her.It was a temple fair in the village that day, and everyone danced around the flames. Of course, this was an illusion.

The actual situation is that in those days people dragged us civilians and made them jump into the fire pit.Oh, it's not bad, at least it's better than my broken sister.

Maybe she figured it out. I hid in the bushes and watched all this happen, and only then did I feel my powerlessness.

The next day, the sun came through the window, and I opened the door and walked barefoot into a room like Shura’s hell, with blood donations all over the ceiling.

Those bright colors hurt my eyes, and my feet were covered with blood.

Blood was overflowing from the bed.

I mustered up the courage to lift the bed, and an unpleasant stench hit my face.

Looking at the two people embracing each other in front of them, their facial features have been destroyed so that they cannot see clearly.I am afraid.

I rushed into the inner room in a panic, and it was also a cruel scene.

The girl stabbed the dagger deeply into her chest.The blood hole makes me chill.

The chastity of women, the safety of their parents.After losing everything, there were only two words left in her head-to die.

It is the same at this moment.

The flames burned the entire street, including those heavenly beings.

By the way - I was the one who set the fire.

So it is true that you can’t afford to hurt a girl with a fragile heart.

I burned down the homes of those heavenly beings.That feeling is really good, as if I finally killed the noisy mosquitoes in my ears when I was sleeping at night in summer, I was happy and leisurely.

But not idle, I know.

I also knew it when someone pointed a knife to my throat.

That was a group of people called Shinsengumi.

I think they can't see justice clearly.

The guy pointing the knife at me is handsome.I'm telling the truth, probably every woman who sees him will think so.

...But I don't seem to be aware of it at all.

"What, is it you, the little girl, who set the fire?" Hijikata Shiro, who had no self-awareness as a male lead, stared at the girl in front of him with his typical glaucoma eyes... I'm sorry that the person he was staring at was me.I squeezed my fist and thought about the escape route, but at this moment, a man stood beside the black-haired man.

Chestnut hair, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Mr. Hijikata, it's not allowed to swing a knife at a girl. It's not like you, Mr. Hijikata. Be more gentle like this—" As he said, the boy with short chestnut hair set up the cannon, I thought I was going to be shot There was a bang, but he aimed at the back of the black-haired man's head—ah, ah? !Is the direction wrong? !Before I could react, the boy laughed sinisterly. —Wait, aren't you companions? !Aren't you going to arrest me? !How is it now!Falling in love and killing each other?Love and Hatred? !

"Bah——" A burst of gray smoke burst out from the top of the cannon, and I took a deep breath, while the blade on my neck almost brushed my cheek.In the next second, the black-haired man shouted with a cigarette butt in his mouth: "Zongwu! You are not catching a prisoner, you are clearly hitting me! Bastard, do you want to die! If you want to die, I will send you to hell directly See Hades! Go cut seppuku, bastard!" Unscathed, it seems that he avoided it.

——To hell with how good your skills are!I really think I can't escape!

I struggled for a few sentences in my heart, and at the same time, I affirmed in my heart, "These two must have an affair, and they will definitely not be able to take advantage of it at night. Let's take revenge now! But the consequence of this will only be that the night will be even more miserable, boy! " thoughts.

But—maybe it's a good opportunity... I'm not sure about the status of this person in the Shinsengumi, but I don't want to let go of this opportunity.I just need to know that they are enemies.I turned around and ran away, the black-haired man just behind me seemed to see something funny and laughed, and I could faintly hear his laughter behind me.

Then the cannon was pointed in my direction, and then the chestnut-haired boy said in a very flat tone: "Please go to hell." I was startled, and suddenly froze and didn't dare to move.The handsome black-haired man flicked the cigarette butt in his mouth casually, and kicked him. — After kicking my calf with precision, I just knelt down like that.

...It hurts so much I wipe it! !How hard did that damn guy kick! !Don't you understand the word Lianxiangxiyu? ?Or what?Sadist?Ah, it must be like that, absolutely! !

Howling in my heart, I struggled to stand up, and then I saw something in the cannon in the hands of the chestnut-haired boy with a "bang" and "swish" flying past my head and back.My face was instantly pale and pale, and just as I was about to straighten up, I fell down again.

Bad, absolutely bad!That guy looks so dangerous and the guy next to him has a stern face and can still smoke without any scruples on this occasion... Although he just threw away the cigarette butt after smoking. --Ah, wait!What is that!

I watched the black-haired man pull out a pack of cigarettes from his coat pocket without changing his expression, and took one in his mouth. ——Then, he took out a... strangely shaped object from the back pocket of his trousers.I think I'm not mistaken, that light yellow bottle is clearly mayonnaise (pseudo)! !

There was a flame from that mayonnaise (pseudo) head, and the brunette lit a cigarette on the flame.

For a moment, I almost wanted to pick up the gravel at hand and smash him - your sister!Make a fuss! Wipe it! !How much you love mayonnaise, I have never seen anyone buy this kind of mayonnaise lighter, I wipe it!I thought you were going to eat like this, Ba Ga! ! =mouth=!

"Boom—!" There was a loud noise.I turned my head, just watching helplessly as the burning house behind me was destroyed again, and the spoof words by the author, a certain stupid cherry, seemed to appear in midair: [via Okita Souji...wrong is Sougo...the attack—— House HP plummets!Defense drops!The attack power is zero! ], I twitched the corner of my mouth.The next thing I felt was an extremely subtle metallic touch on my wrist.

I lowered my head and saw the silver metal chain handcuffs.

...well, so subtle.This kind of guy who entertains and S/M (fuck) will be handcuffed to me one day, why is it so subtle! ! ! !

The black-haired man grabbed my arm and raised my handcuffed wrist. —Your sister!Why put me in handcuffs!I didn't hit you and scold you for rape/rape you, you're a fucker, I didn't burn you, you bastard! !

"I'm sorry to ask you to go to the police station." The black-haired man walked forward on his own. He grabbed the handcuff on the other end of my right wrist and dragged me forward.

The wrist that was pulled was a little painful, and I grabbed the wrist of the guy in front of me with some vengeance and pressed the metal down hard.

"Crack"... handcuffed.

Then the face of the man in front of him turned black like an iron pot in my house, and suddenly a young man's teasing laughter came from his ears.

"Mr. Hijikata, you are so pitiful. You arrested the prisoner and you also arrested yourself. Hey, could it be that you have taken a fancy to this lady? (But if you are mistaken for you as one of the prisoners, I will be able to sit firmly as the deputy chief. Now, go to hell, go to the bastard Hijikata.)" The chestnut-haired boy looked at the black-haired man with a dark face and fumbled for the key in his pocket with contemptuous eyes and a sinister smile, and I was surprised—it really was love Kill each other? !Because the toss is too hard at night, so we must find face in this kind of place!He even used me as a shield in order to make the other party angry! ! !

It is said that a woman's heart is a needle in the sea...a man's heart is obviously a needle in a haystack~

As if sensing something strange in my gaze, the chestnut-haired boy looked in my direction.

Seems like... glaring at me?

Is this the pressure of being regarded as a rival in love! ?This is love! ! !

...No, I never thought that true love really existed in this world! !

"Ha——? What nonsense are you talking about, Sougo, why don't you go and see if there are any survivors if you have time to spare! Besides, what do you mean by that look, are you underestimating me?! Don't think those words are written in brackets I don’t know! It’s all from the eyes of the readers, but I can see it clearly! You just scolded me, didn’t you really scolded me!”

I completely ignored his words, and just looked at the black-haired man who didn't realize what I was imagining and was out of the situation with even more shining admiration eyes. He was still biting the cigarette in his mouth, and took out The key seemed to be about to unlock the handcuffs.

Without further ado, I grabbed his hand holding the key and looked at him with brighter eyes.Although I used to hate tobacco and alcohol extremely, but this time I was moved by their unyielding love...! ! (Stupid Sakura: [hit the wall hit the wall hit the wall)

"I've never looked directly at you, Mr. Hijikata. You even flirt with women during work." The chestnut-haired boy said, reaching out to take the key out of the black-haired man's hand, and took a step with the standard action of a Koshien pitcher...

"Wait, wait, Sougo, calm down!! What are you doing, you!!"

"Shua" threw the key into the burning house.It's almost impossible to get it out.

——Eat, jealous! !He was jealous, jealous, jealous! ! !

In my opinion, the boy with chestnut hair is no different from saying "Is it fun to flirt with women on the way to work and leave me alone?"

What's this?It's jealousy!I'm envious!He regards me as a rival in love! !

Really, really beautiful...

"Idiot! What are you doing ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" The black-haired man carried me on his shoulder and rushed to the chestnut-haired boy, shaking the boy's collar back and forth, "give me the key Total enlightenment!"

"Okay, as long as Mr. Hijikata says 'give me the position of deputy chief', I will agree." The chestnut-haired boy pushed his hand away and took out a silver key from his pocket. ——This is clearly the one he took just now!The guy didn't throw it into the fire room at all!

The black-haired man's face darkened instantly.

I hesitated, struggling to get off his shoulders.

As a heroine, it is impossible not to make a better first impression!At least force out the first line!

I cleared my throat and interrupted the couple quarrel between the two in front of me.

"Thank you so much for helping me vomit so much. Although I don't know what you call it, please let me hook up! Please let me hook up!" I grabbed their Shinsengumi uniforms, very serious talking.

Response: "...huh? What are you talking about?" + contemptuous look.

Sure enough, it's not okay to interrupt a couple in the middle of a fight...? !But I won't give up!

As I spoke, I pointed to the black-haired man, and then to the chestnut-haired boy.

"That is to say! You can be my mother, you can be my father!—that's what it means."

Sure enough, reverse CP is the most interesting XD!