no puppet

Chapter 27

At this moment there was only one peach left in the basket, so Yin Chun grabbed it and directly stuffed Xie Hengyan's small mouth that kept chattering.

"Don't ask about other people's affairs." He said, "You are not allowed to follow me up the mountain tomorrow, otherwise the cabinet will not be given to you in the future."

This time Xie Hengyan behaved himself, just gnawed on the peach in his mouth, and said, "Understood, I just don't ask."

Anyway, when Cheng Dao met that bad old man, everyone knew his bad temper, and it was not uncommon for him to do bad things to treat his dead wife harshly.

——This person has been dead for an unknown amount of time, and he didn't even put a card on it.

In fact, it's okay to not have a memorial tablet. The most important thing is... How can you dig your wife's grave in such a place where no one knows?

Xie Hengyan only thought it was unbelievable, but naturally he didn't want to talk too much about his family's affairs.

The two walked home slowly one after the other. It was not long before the sky darkened, and Cheng Daofeng and his daughter hadn't returned yet, so Kang Wen's room at the other end was slightly lit, and he didn't know that he was doing something in there alone. What.

Yin Chun said to Xie Hengyan: "You take a bath first, I'll go and see Kang Wen."

Xie Hengyan: "...I want to eat."

Yin Chu: "Hold on."

Xie Hengyan: "But, I want to eat."

Yin Chun: "I'll give you some time to burn incense, after taking a shower and changing your clothes."

Xie Hengyan wanted to say something, but Yin Chun had already turned his head and left.

Since the beginning of summer, Laifeng Town has been like a big furnace erupting with heat all the time.

With a creak, the dilapidated wooden door was pushed aside by Yin Chu with one hand.At that time, Kang Wen was nestling by the bed and flipping through books. When he saw his senior brother push the door in, he immediately put the stack of books in his hand under the bed, and turned to put on a stinking face. twisted together.

Yin Chu asked, "What are you looking at?"

Kang Wen curled his lips: "I won't tell you."

Yin Chun helplessly called out: "...Kang Wen."

"I won't tell you." Kang Wen folded his arms, "Who made the senior brother hate me with them?"

Yin Chun said: "I don't dislike you. I just came here to ask if you have completed the enchantment."

Kang Wen snorted, "Of course it's finished. Does the brother still question my ability to work?"

"That's good." Yin Chun said, "We will go up the mountain together the day after tomorrow, and carefully clean and renovate the inside and outside of the shrine."

Kang Wen was taken aback for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Why did you go to clean again? Didn't you go there a few times a while ago?"

"That's different. After a while, around the Ghost Festival, most of the townspeople will go up the mountain to pay homage to the statue."

Yin Chun understood the temper of his younger brother best, and now he thought of something, and began to catch him intentionally or unintentionally: "At that time, if you behave well, Master will naturally look at you with admiration. Now that you come to Feng Town to get rid of monsters, anyway Just a few of us, why do you have to get angry about these trivial things?"

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Kang Wen changed his face without warning, and even his voice softened a lot. Like a cat, he asked crisply, "...is it true or not?"

Yin Chun said: "If you are asked to do something, can you still have a fake?"

"Hey." The next moment, the stinky-faced brother smiled instantly, wagging his tail and went up to embrace Yin Zhu's shoulders, shaking and shaking, patted and patted "...I knew it, brother loves me the most."

Yin Chun glanced sideways at him: "Happy now?"

Kang asked with a hippie smile: "What did you say, brother? When have I ever been unhappy?"

The two looked at each other for a while, then tilted their heads and laughed again.

Kang asked this child, he has been like this since he was a child, he was a bandit when he was reckless, and like a girl when he was delicate.

Like him, Yin Chun lost his parents a long time ago, and since the moment they joined Cheng Dao Feng's sect, they have always treated each other as brothers.

Yin Chun has a dull temper, and Kang Wen has an impulsive temper, as if just to complement each other. After several years of getting along like this, the relationship has been deepening.

——No, without saying a few words, Kang asked again as usual, and even offered his senior brother a cup of herbal tea.

"Speaking of..."

Yin Chun stood in front of the door, hesitated for a while, and finally said slowly: "Today, I went to sweep the tomb for my wife."

For some reason, the already cheerful atmosphere has added a layer of heavy meaning for no reason.

Kang Wen swallowed, and asked in a low voice, "Still like that?"

Yin Chun said calmly: "Well, I haven't been there for half a year, so it's quite dirty."

Kang asked speechlessly, "Didn't Master say anything?"

"Master doesn't know, but my younger sister secretly mentioned it to me this morning." Yin Chun said, "I thought I'd stop by anyway, so I took some paper money up the mountain."

Kang Wen sighed: "...Junior Sister is not easy, it's so pitiful. Why don't we take her to have a look when we are free some other day?"

Yin Chun shook his head, and said: "If Master knows about this, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain."

Kang Wen frowned and said, "Well...you're right, after all these years, every time Master mentions Master Mistress, he will immediately turn cold-hearted."

Yin Chu listened quietly and did not express any thoughts.On the contrary, Kang Wen changed the subject, and said with a strange face as if he thought his fate was too long: "Ah senior brother, what about this? It's been decades, and he doesn't even want to mention it...Daughter It’s too big, it’s time to let it go.”

Yin Chuan said: "Are you going to persuade him to let go?"

"No, no, I'd better just keep my mouth shut." Kang Wen quickly waved his hands, "I don't want to be kicked out of the house by Master."

Yin Chun squinted his eyes and looked at the sky. He wanted to say something to him, but his brain short-circuited for a while, and suddenly remembered something terrible, so he turned his head and asked Kang: "Kang Wen, let me go back to my room first. , If you want something, remember to knock on the door first."

Kang asked suspiciously, "What...why are you going back all of a sudden?"

Yin Chun casually tugged at the corner of his clothes: "It's too hot, I'm in a hurry to take a bath."

Kang Wen nodded, before he had time to say hello, he had already crossed the threshold and rushed out. He walked so fast that he didn't even turn his head.

Yin Chun didn't stop walking all the way, almost rushing back to his room in a hurry.

The moment he stretched out his hand and pushed towards the door, a certain extremely ominous premonition kept arising in his heart.

Sure enough, at the same time as the door was wide open, a familiar coolness suddenly came from under the feet.Water stains quickly spread over his ankles, gurgling forward and soaking his entire pair of shoes, and then surrounded the wooden threshold several inches high.

Yin Chun raised his head and glanced into the room, and saw the half-human-high bathtub lying on the ground, gurgling and spinning around in place—and Xie Hengyan himself had his eyes closed, curled up in a ball, with a dog's head still on his back. It was placed in the bucket, and the two thin white legs were stretched out, as if it had been thrown to pieces and passed out.

This person... is a real pig, right?

Yin Chun took a deep breath, walked over, grabbed Xie Hengyan's calf, and abruptly lifted him out of the bucket.

The pig's undercoat hadn't been stripped clean, and it was soaked through at the time, and water was dripping downwards.

Yin Chun resisted the urge to throw him out of the window, held Xie Hengyan's shoulder with both hands, and shook it vigorously.Hearing a "poof" for a while, Yin Chuan quickly turned his head away, just in time Xie Hengyan spouted a mouthful of bath water, splashing it all over the floor.

Then there was a burst of earth-shattering coughing, Yin Chu saw that he had almost recovered, so he tried to restrain his emotions, and asked a little bluntly: "I told you to take a bath...are you playing with water in the room?"

"No...not." Xie Hengyan forced a sigh of relief, coughed and said, "I took off half of my clothes, and remembered that I didn't take the saponins, so...cough cough, I went out barefoot to look for saponins..."

"When you take soap locusts, do you need to splash water all over the floor?"

"When I came back, I didn't stand firm... I fell into the bucket."

"..."

Yin Chun choked hard and was speechless.

Xie Hengyan said weakly: "Then your water is too cold. I fell into it and couldn't hold back...thumping twice, it's just...it's like this."

It's not that Yin Chun couldn't speak, he simply didn't want to.After a while, he stretched out his hand to support the staggering Xie Hengyan and sat back on the side of the bed, revealing the vicissitudes of an old father's face, and asked him: "Did you fall?"

"No, just submerged for a while, and my head feels a little uncomfortable."

Xie Hengyan thought of something, her eyes turned red, she looked at him very touched and said: "Senior brother, are you caring about me?"

"No." Yin Zhu said coldly, "Trauma treatment is very expensive now, I can't afford it."

Xie Hengyan: "...Oh."

Yin Chun said mercilessly: "Go and change your clothes, and then clean up the room."

"Understood." Xie Hengyan tied his hands and feet, walked to the bedside and grabbed the clean underwear, thought for a while, and said, "Turn around, don't peek."

Yin Chun let out a low sigh, and slowly turned around with folded arms.

However, not long after, the person behind him said: "Yin Zhu, turn around."

A blue vein popped on Yin Chun's forehead, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and turned around again.

——At that time, Xie Hengyan was standing not far from him, the wrinkled top had already been put on, and there was only a pair of spacious trousers that dragged the floor, which obviously didn't fit well.

Xie Hengyan held the waist of his trousers with two paws, and stuck to the edge of the bed, bouncing around: "Your trousers are too big, you can't fit them in."

Yin Chun frowned, and at the same time reached out to hold him down: "Sit down."

Xie Hengyan sat back on the bed obediently.

Yin Chun bent over and squatted down in front of him: "Open your legs."

As soon as Xie Hengyan's two long legs opened, Yin Chun leaned forward, stretched out two fingers with a serious face, and lightly twisted his loose trouser belt, asking: "Is this okay?"

Xie Hengyan murmured: "It's loose."

Yin Zhen silently increased the strength in his hand, Xie Hengyan felt that it was difficult to breathe, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop! It's too tight, loosen it... loosen it a little!"

Yin Chun reluctantly complied with his request and adjusted the belt to a suitable width.

At the end, he let out a long sigh of relief, and was about to help Xie Hengyan fasten his trousers and put them on securely, but it was raining all night, and before Yin Chun could stand up straight, he heard the door behind him creak, and someone stepped on him. With brisk and joyful steps, he jumped and jumped directly into the threshold of the room filled with water.

"Brother, I made a delicious supper, do you want to try it... Uhhhhhhhh—"

Then, he stepped into the water and slid out with his shoes on.

However, what awaits him next is not the intimate contact between the lips and the earth.

——Kang Wen went forward without hesitation, slipped and rolled, and directly hit the unsuspecting backbone of his senior brother.

At that time, Yin Chun still maintained the posture of squatting between Xie Hengyan's legs. Suddenly, he was bumped so hard by Kang Wen, and then followed him forward without hesitation, throwing his whole face towards Xie Hengyan's...

an important part.

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From then on, the puppet became a eunuch and died alone.

【End of full text】

Xie Hengyan: Fart, all of the above are farts!

Yinzhu: Has anyone considered my feelings?

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Today, I talked with my best friend about what the puppet's karma seal is.

In fact, in modern times, humanoid puppets are about equal to robots (just a metaphor, not completely similar)

And Ye Shengyin is equivalent to a robot chip?

This is probably the saying~

The memory, emotion, and ability of the puppet all rely on the seal of karma to maintain the foundation.

I think this explanation is quite powerful. After a while, I will move this passage to the previous Zuohua, so that the new little angels can read it~

Thanks to everyone who followed the article, mua!

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