This male is too lazy Zerg

"My lord, I slapped the corner of his mouth. I really didn't kiss him." Hugh Correa pushed Yingxue away and went to grab Tang Yimiao's hand.

"Then you are punching, let me see if you can make such a wound." Tang Yimiao unreasonably indicated that Hugh Correa was punching Yingxue.

"Xiongzi, we're just talking about something." After Hugh Correa knew Yingxue's purpose, he naturally wouldn't attack Yingxue at will.

"Hmph, yo, I'm not talking about something, I'm afraid I feel distressed." Tang Yimiao said with a rich expression on his face.

Hugh Correia, a straight steel worm, faced the misunderstanding of the hero, scratched his head anxiously, but didn't know how to explain it, so he held back for a long time and said, "My lord, I don't like him, I am your worm, any worm can't take it away"

"Xiongzi, you have misunderstood me. I said that I am interested in your female lord, not because I want to marry him." Ying Xue did not lose the etiquette of aristocrats even though she was splashed with a drink by Tang Yimiao. She took off her dirty white dress, He was only wearing a thin shirt and wiped his face before opening his mouth.

"Xiongzi, how much have you listened to the conversation between me and your mistress?" Yingxue looked at Tang Yimiao sharply. The conversation between him and Hugh Correa could not be heard by other insects.

"What if I heard it, so what if I didn't hear it?" Tang Yimiao wasn't afraid of Yingxue at all.

"Xiongzi, whether you hear me or not, I won't hurt you, but this matter is very dangerous, and if you say it casually, it will also cause danger to yourself," Yingxue explained.

Tang Yimiao glanced at Yingxue, and reluctantly opened her mouth, "I didn't hear the specific content of your conversation."

"That's good, Xiongzi, I will tell you the truth even now, a large part of the reason I married you is for power, I know you are afraid of trouble.

But you have to believe in the laws of Wormstar, no matter what I do with your female monarch, you will never be implicated, as long as you marry me, you will become the richest male on Wormstar, and you will also be the richest man in Wormstar. Yingxue, one of the most honorable male insects in Zongxing, did not give up on letting Tang Yimiao accept him as a female servant.

"Are you the richest male? But I'm living a good life now, what do I need so many Starworm Coins for?" Tang Yimiao answered after thinking for three seconds.

"Don't you love Major General Correa, then let me tell you, if you accept me as your female queen, Major General Correa can be the marshal of the Zerg Star and master all the army females of the Zerg. You are willing to serve your queen Do you want me to be your maid?" Seeing that Tang Yimiao didn't want to get in, Yingxue directly brought the topic to Hugh Correa.

Tang Yimiao glanced at Hugh Correa, "Do you agree with his proposal?"

Hugh Correa shook his head resolutely, "No, Lord, I did not agree, I cannot accept any worm to share you with me"

"Hughes, maybe this will be the closest you get to power, won't you regret it?" Tang Yimiao asked this time, and Tang Yimiao recalled the friend who killed her for power.

Hugh Correa put his right hand on his chest, "My lord, if I can become a major general from a commoner, I can be promoted from a major general to a marshal. It doesn't matter if I don't get promoted, God of Insects, you are more important than everything to me."

Hugh Correa is not a worm who can speak well, but his simplest language can touch the worm's heart the most.

"You see, he doesn't agree, so Major General Yingxue, we reject your proposal." Tang Yimiao proudly held Hugh Correa's hand.

"I really don't understand what you two worms are holding on to. If you give up this opportunity, it will be difficult for you, Xiongzi, to get so many assets. Major General Correa, you may not be able to climb to the position of marshal if you work hard on your own in 300 years. "Yingxue didn't understand the relationship between Tang Yimiao and Hugh Correa, it was too stupid in his aristocratic education to give up his career for the sake of feelings.

"Hughes, ask for leave with the Legion. I want to drink with you." Tang Yimiao ignored Yingxue and just ordered a few glasses of Zerg wine. I don't know why he always wants to drink some wine to celebrate now, but what to celebrate? I don't understand either.

"Well, I'm going to take my saved vacation now." Hugh Correa thought about nothing important today, so he happily wrote a leave note.

"Hughes Cheers" Tang Yimiao and Hughes Correa drank from the huge draft beer mugs, and the two worms drank and chatted intimately in front of Yingxue.

Yingxue unbuttoned the first button of his shirt and did not leave. It was the first time that something was out of his control. Yingxue also picked up a glass of wine and drank it. Of course, he was not celebrating, but venting his anger.

The three worms gulped down five or six bottles of wine. Hugh Correa and Yingxue were fine, they were military females after all.

But Tang Yimiao didn't feel so good. It was like a cat had sucked too much catnip, and a worm was all red and completely drunk.

Tang Yimiao stood up and slammed the table, the other two worms were startled, they all looked like him.

"Hughes, I'm drunk, let's go home." Tang Yimiao sat back on the chair after saying this, and a worm fell asleep obediently on the table.

……

The two worms were relatively speechless, and Hugh Correa touched Tang Yimiao's forehead to confirm that he was only relieved when he was drunk.

"Let's stop here today, I'll take the hero home." Hugh Correa carried Tang Yimiao on his back.

Heh, I really don't know why the male worms like this kind of stupid military female, and at this time they don't hold her but carry her on her back, Yingxue complained inwardly, and followed Hugh Correa out of the door.

Hugh Correa thought that his hero's wine was very good, but after leaving the room, Tang Yimiao seemed to have turned on some strange switch, and his whole body became restless.

"This place is disgusting, how did your male lord find this place?" Yingxue glanced at the surrounding environment in disgust, not because it was so dirty, but because the way the males treated the females made him physically uncomfortable.

"Let's leave as soon as possible. There is a high probability that the hero used the star network to find out here. The hero doesn't go out very much, and everything is searched by the star network." Hugh Correa didn't like this place either.

The assembly of males is not very friendly to females. Females can be seen everywhere being beaten by males. The movements of males waving their whips are as natural as drinking. They trample females under their feet to play and play without feeling anything wrong.

The two worms didn't want to cause trouble in this chaotic place, especially when they were facing a group of male worms, but they forgot about Tang Yimiao on Hugh Correa's back.

When he was about to walk out of the stage, Hugh Correa felt that there was something extra in the hand of the hero.

"My lord, good boy, return the microphone." Hugh Correa put Tang Yimiao down and went to get the microphone in his hand.

Tang Yimiao grabbed the microphone and refused to let go, "Hughes, you said that we males are so useless, we eat and wait to die every day, and we have a habit of tormenting insects, and we completely rely on females to work for a living. What if you don't want me?"

Tang Yimiao was holding the microphone on the stage, and the females on the stage did not dare to stop it, seeing that the males were grabbing it.

In particular, there are two military females standing next to the male with a temperament that is incompatible with this place. There have been drunk males making troubles before, using microphones to broadcast live female begging for mercy, but this is the first time a male has used a microphone to scold a male. And he scolded so badly.

"No, good boy, put down the microphone." Hugh Correa gently coaxed Tang Yimiao against the eyes of many males on the stage who wanted to kill him.

"Hughes, you can't talk to other people, no, it's worms. Your hero, I also have muscles and strength." After Tang Yimiao finished speaking, he let Hughes Correa take the microphone. He walked, then took off his coat, threw it far away, exposed his arms, and showed Hugh Correa the muscles he had trained.

"Xiongzi's figure is really good." Yingxue fanned the fire beside him, and he was also a little drunk.

"Right, do you want to see your abs? I've been practicing for a long time." Tang Yimiao foolishly wanted to take off the T-shirt inside.

"Enough." Hugh Correa put his arms around Tang Yimiao, "Master, I'm looking at your figure when I get home."

"Well, okay, I'll listen to you." Tang Yimiao put his arms around Hugh Correa's waist instead of taking off his clothes, and kissed him hard on the face.

"Huh" Hugh Correa exhaled, it's fine if the hero can calm down now.

But how could Tang Yimiao go home so obediently? He opened Hugh Correa's arms, came to a fat male, and grabbed his whip, "Hey, I'm chasing a female, you Beating the females makes us males look like scum.”

"Ha, do you know who I am? How dare you meddle in my own business?" The fat male looked at Tang Yimiao with a full face.

"I don't know, do you know my identity? I am a major general!" Tang Yimiao proudly revealed her identity as a female, and threw the fat male's whip aside.

When Hugh Correa heard this, he hurried up to Tang Yimiao and picked up Tang Yimiao, "Sorry, my hero is drunk."

"Can you disrespect me when you're drunk? I'm a male, and you are his female, so you can kneel down and apologize to me for him." Although the male was a little timid when he heard the identity of Major General Hugh Correa, After thinking about it, I am a noble male and I am not afraid.

"Let Hughes apologize to you. If you have a face, you won't apologize. What can you do? If you are dishonest, I will beat you up." Tang Yimiao raised his fist and emphasized his tone.

"I'll send a message to the Male Insect Protection Association to punish your female king." The fat male seemed to take a step back.

Tang Yimiao made a cut and smashed the tabletop with one punch, "It was my own decision to hit you bastard, my female is weak and unable to stop me, now I ask, you apologize to me, If you don't apologize, I will beat you"

"I don't argue with drunken insects. If you want to show your affection, you can go to the star network to have a live show. I won't beat the female insects." The fat male insect was timid. He looked at the table and swallowed. He couldn't break the tabletop ten times, but it was smashed by this thin-looking male.

"Cut, this is scary, do you know that the female under you can easily reach my level, but he endured it because he loves you, and you still beat him with a whip, and he was dripping with blood , Are you lacking in morality, you should always look in the mirror, you are so ugly, your female insects can still fall in love with you, it is the blessing given to you by the insect god, look in the mirror more often in the future, recognize yourself, and don't abuse females , otherwise I will hit you every time I see you." Tang Yimiao didn't have to ask the fat male to apologize, but only listened to the important point, Xingwang can show affection and declare sovereignty.

Tang Yimiao clicked on the live broadcast button of Xingwang and started the live broadcast. The incident about Yingxue stimulated him. He will announce on his homepage tonight that he loves Hugh Correa the most, and no one can snatch it from him.

It's not impossible for Hugh Correa to take Tang Yimiao away by force, but Tang Yimiao is really powerful.

When grabbing the microphone just now, Hugh Correa had already used all his strength, but Tang Yimiao's arm holding the microphone was still motionless. You must know that Hugh Correa is doing training every day.

And Tang Yimiao is just a male, and the strength of the two worms is unequal, but at the moment Hugh Correa can't take the microphone away, which shows the problem. If Tang Yimiao is taken away forcibly now, it will cause his rebellious emotions, maybe It would hurt Tang Yimiao, Hugh Correa could only coax Tang Yimiao softly, and let Tang Yimiao go home.

After Tang Yimiao started the live broadcast, she came to the stage, "Hughes, your hero, I am very talented, if you always like me, then watch my performance"

Tang Yimiao stepped onto the stage, turned on the Star Brain and connected it to the sound system on the stage. The entertainment of the Zerg is not much, and most scenes are not suitable for this kind of noisy male insect gathering, but the music is very innocent, just The monotonous soft pure music is not as lively as the music on the earth, and the music in Tang Yimiao's star brain is all he has heard on the earth, and he made it himself. The strange sound attracted the worms in the field. The male worm actually has such nice music.

Tang Yimiao picked up a performance fan from the stage, clamped the fan bone with his middle finger and index finger, and then exerted force, the fan started to spin in his hand. Tang Yimiao was handsome at first, and he performed on purpose Naturally attractive.

Hugh Correa thought about letting the hero perform, sober up, it’s not a problem just to turn the fan live, but when he saw the hero turning the fan, he thought of the hero turning the pen, the hand of the hero is so beautiful, and it’s true Flexible, picking clothes, ahem, very fast.

Tang Yimiao also has fans on Xingwang. The scene of Tang Yimiao playing the violin and the eyes full of love looking at her female husband are all collected. Unfortunately, Tang Yimiao rarely appears on Xingwang. It is difficult for them to have new ones. Resources, this time I rushed over as soon as I received the news of the live broadcast of the male worm.

"It's really Tang Yimiao male, the most mysterious male on the whole network"

"Where is he? The music sounds good. Wow, is the male worm playing with a fan? His fingers are so nimble."

"Male Begging for Marriage"

Tang Yimiao played with the fan for a while, and when the first piece of music was over, the second piece started. The second piece was a humming piece of music. The lyrics themselves were slightly provocative. Reya's hand, twisting her body, provoked a hot dance.

The initiator of the male worm gathering is also a male worm. He is a C-level male worm. He can't marry any good female monarch, and he can't live the best quality life.

But he didn't appoint, his brain is very flexible, he opened this meeting by himself, if there are males making trouble, he will come forward to take care of it, so the male protection association didn't recruit, today he heard that there were males getting drunk and making trouble Immediately rushed over.

But after entering the arena and watching Tang Yimiao dance for a while, he didn't want to trouble Tang Yimiao on the stage, but asked his subordinates to pick up the set meals at the rally and sell them. My heart is moved, and I have to pay more to watch this performance.”

Most of the people under the stage are idle males. They like to watch the excitement. Originally, it was interesting to watch Tang Yimiao go crazy with alcohol.

But after Tang Yimiao danced, they only had one thought in their minds, they could still play like this!Dancing can arouse their interest even more than beating the females. Some males put down the whips in their hands and watched Tang Yimiao dance wholeheartedly.

The bugs on the Starnet were also stunned, swiping the screen together;

"Is this something we don't pay to see?"

"Tang Yimiao is the hero of the major general, how can we see the hero of the major general dancing?"

"Well, the most important thing is this is the first-person perspective. It's like the child is pulling me to jump. It's too much a test of the willpower of the insect."

"Xiongzi is obviously drunk, how can this little red face have such good skin, I love it"

"I've contracted today's gift, and I'm going to blow up the star network for Xiongzi today"

Tang Yimiao had also been depressed for a long time, but this time he had fun. Before the end of the world, he loved music and dance just like his mother.

So singing and dancing Tang Yimiao can be regarded as professional level, although his main subject is not music.

After Tang Yimiao finished dancing, he looked at the number of insects on the live broadcast and rubbed his eyes. He must have counted wrong. How could there be so many insects? Forget it. Yes, I felt bored as a worm, so I ran to the stage and picked up a few male worms and began to sing and dance. The male worms were not stage-frightened, and walked onto the stage. The male worms liked to be admired by the female worms.

Tang Yimiao sang and danced on the stage like this for an hour, until he was tired, then ran off the stage, put his arms around Hugh Correa's neck, and lay on Hugh Correa's arms like an octopus Here, looking at Yingxue angrily, "You are not allowed to rob my mistress, and you, no one is allowed to rob my mistress. If you rob my mistress, I will not show mercy"

After saying this, Tang Yimiao finally lost all his strength and fell asleep leaning on Hugh Correa's shoulder.

Yingxue, who had been watching, suddenly understood why Hugh Correa didn't want Tang Yimiao to be owned by other worms. Who can share the male worm who can dance and juggle all the time.

Everyone on Xingwang watched the sleeping Tang Yimiao swiping the screen again.

"Woo, we don't want Major General Hugh Correa, we only want you"

"Sure enough, the male insects are the real beauty, and a hundred sub-female dances are not as good as the males twisting."

"I want to hug a male like this too, it's so cute"

"If you want to hug male insects, you can. First solve the problem of too few male insects. Try to get one female insect and one male insect. I can hold male insects in my arms every day to go to work."

The next day, the Zergs on Xingwang were still taking screenshots to discuss Tang Yimiao's dance, and another post also became popular.

"On whether Zongxing should vigorously develop the music industry"

"Developing music and dancing we agree, the life of the Zerg is too boring, the dance of the male insect last night did not attract me, but the music really attracted me, life without music is really too boring" a male insect left a message on the Internet, he Also pull the female insects to dance in the sound of music, come to some nice music.

"Yeah, it's time for us to develop music, but I would like to let the males teach dance lessons, the males are so attractive to dance." A certain female who was fascinated by Tang Yimiao followed the post.

"Upstairs is the female insect, what are you thinking, do you know how hard it is to learn to dance, we are noble male insects, why do we have to suffer to please you?" The male insect who tried to practice last night because Tang Yimiao danced too much Difficult and gave up.

"It doesn't matter, I'm just squatting on the star network every day, and I'll just wait for Major General Correa's male to jump." A certain female insect reassuredly replied to the male insect on the Internet.

Tang Yimiao was woken up by the notification sound on Starnet. When Tang Yimiao opened Starnet, there was a video of himself dancing.

"Ding Dong"

Tang Yimiao saw Yingxue send him a message, "Xiong Zi is in good shape, I have already compiled and sent you the video of yours last night"

Tang Yimiao opened it and took a look, he became more autistic, drunk is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there are worms to help you remember, Tang Yimiao gritted his teeth, what exactly is the wine of the Zerg made of, and why did he Dancing among a group of males, and foolishly ran to the stage to pull a group of males to dance.

"Xiongzi, are you awake? The major general can't wait for you to wake up because of urgent military affairs." Richard brought Tang Yimiao breakfast.

"Hmm..." Tang Yimiao huddled under the blanket, refusing to come out, ashamed to see the worm.

"Xiongzi, you danced really well last night." Richard tidied up the tableware and sincerely praised him.

Tang Yimiao became even more self-contained after hearing this, "Hey, Richard, put your breakfast there, then go out, and adjust the defense level of the villa to the highest level. I don't plan to go out for five years. By the way, put everything in the villa all the wine was thrown away”