My third year of marriage with Tsunayoshi-kun

My girlfriend, male, named Osamu Dazai.

Currently working as a child laborer in the port mafia.

Although I said he was my best friend, someone didn't know anything about it, but I secretly called him that.At the beginning, I just put him in the position of a bad friend, but I got in touch with him a lot because of work. He is as delicate as a female high school student. There is always a kind of feeling that brings me back to my school days. time illusion.

The meeting between me and him was naturally also due to work reasons. I was just a fledgling rookie at the time. The duo, although I was sure later that Mori Ogai bumped into each other on purpose.

Mori Ogai and Taneda Santohi fought openly and secretly on the sidelines, and fierce sparks were ignited, with one set of speech skills after another.

Before the Chief Farmer and Mori Ogai went aside to fight each other, he specifically reminded me that Osamu Dazai is not easy to deal with, he is a fine person.

Wow, it seems that someone who can be evaluated by the farming chief is quite a high-level person.

I cheered up, and I didn't look like I was lazy just now.

I didn't rush at all, and I put on airs and said some perfunctory and vague words throughout the chat with Osamu Dazai.

Indeed, I know that some people can infer all kinds of details from the way people dress, the perfume sprayed on clothes, and even the dirt on shoes.Generally speaking, it is difficult for even the most powerful detective to achieve this level, but I have encountered many people of this type, such as Edogawa Ranpo.

I am making an assumption here that Osamu Dazai does have this ability of observation and got some information from me.This little information is not enough to pose a threat to me.

——Because I belong to the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and his identity is the port mafia.

In other words...they are the ones who ask for help from others.

They can't take tough measures against me, they can only attack from the side.As long as I maintain a vague way of speaking, neither affirming nor denying, I can control my expression and small movements.Unless Osamu Dazai is a god who can read my heart directly, it is impossible for him to read completely accurate information from me.

Instead, my tight-knit attitude provoked Osamu Dazai's desire to win tirelessly to talk to me. In the end, Chief Taneda and Mori Ogai ended the conversation within 10 minutes and took me away from this place of right and wrong.

Before I left, I just took a few glances at Nakahara Chuya, and Osamu Dazai on the side showed a meaningful look.

At that time, I didn't know what he was thinking. As soon as my front foot left my pocket, I checked my clothes just in case, and then found bugs and locators of different sizes from my body.

I:"……"

Tan Tian Shantouhuo was eye-opening, and he was amazed: "Is this Dazai Osamu? This little trick is a set of tricks."

Just at the side of the farming chief sighed, from his insidious methods, to greeting Mori Ogai's educational methods.

While he was raving, I crushed a few bugs and locators and tossed them aside.I took out a small wireless earphone from the hidden pocket of the suit and hung it on my ear, and at the same time took out my mobile phone.

Tandan Shantouhuo hesitated for a moment and asked me: "...what are you doing?"

I didn't immediately answer Taneda Shantouhuo's inquiry, and listened to the voice on the other end of the earphone.

It just so happened that I heard Osamu Dazai sneer, and then greeted me in a mournful tone.

"Wow, you are too much."

Then the bug was crushed mercilessly, and the red dot displayed on the screen of my mobile phone disappeared completely.

I can't help but be speechless.

Sure enough, it was just like what the officer said, he was a genius, so he discovered it quickly.

Tan Tian Shantouhuo: "..."

After he paused for a long time, he spoke again: "Why did you install a bug on his body?"

"Huh?" I looked at him even more surprised, "Didn't you say that he is a genius? Seeing the tense attitude between you and Mori Ogai, sir, I thought you were implying that I would do this."

Instead, the farming chief fell into a longer silence. After a while, I thought this topic was over.

He patted my shoulder meaningfully, "The future is promising."

But since that day, I have been inexplicably unlucky.

I seriously suspect that there are traitors in our Supernatural Secret Service Division, otherwise, how could my whereabouts have been exposed to the outside world.

As a newcomer at the time, I didn't have any authority, so I could only work conscientiously, and often went out to work outside. Logically speaking, my whereabouts were unpredictable.

From a certain day onwards, various types of young men appeared around me, and their tricks came out one after another, and they directly bumped into me.In particular, Zhongyuan Zhong was also deeply affected here, and he refreshed on the road every day, bringing his motorcycle that broke down countless times.

From Chuya Nakahara, I learned about the stone hammer that Osamu Dazai used to persecute me.

As a revenge, I changed hands and sent Osamu Dazai's personal information to the mobile phone of the woman he dumped. If Osamu Dazai is capable, he should not use mobile phones, computers or any electronic products. As long as he is connected to WiFi or makes a call, I will know Where is he located.

Osamu Dazai really doesn't like to bring a mobile phone, but his subordinates can't help it :)

I just stayed up all night and hacked into the mobile phones of various levels of the port mafia, and captured his figure through the camera.The Central Plains also helped to tip off the news, and the two victims shared the same hatred.Although the information I got was not real-time, it was enough for Osamu Dazai to feel better.

So back and forth, I struggled with him for a full month.During the day, I worked hard and had to deal with a lot of inexplicable men.I have to stay up all night at night while working overtime, and at the same time take time to fight wits with Osamu Dazai, and make the most of time management.

Almost cost me half my life.

However, I occasionally heard from Chuya Nakahara that Osamu Dazai was tortured miserably because of female difficulties, and I felt that all the hard work was worth it.

(Although I think that the female disaster on Osamu Dazai's side is entirely caused by his own flirtatiousness, and I am purely a behind-the-scenes manipulator.)

Osamu Dazai and I were physically and mentally exhausted from being tossed by all kinds of opposite sexes. We met at the edge of the dam by coincidence, and the two of us looked haggard.

For a moment, I was about to become a Buddha immediately. From now on, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. I don't know what a man is... At least from now on, my favorability with men who actively contact me will all become negative numbers.

My face is weak: "Cut off the war..."

Osamu Dazai was in a trance: "...I agree."

Taking this as an opportunity, Osamu Dazai and I later became friends because of a little contact at work—probably.

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I looked at Osamu Dazai's name on the phone, and recalled the suffering many years ago, my face was distorted for a while, and I calmed down after a while.Immediately sent the photo of the box to Osamu Dazai and asked him for relevant information.

Central Plains will also abide by the Mafia's principle of silence. Dazai Zhi is a typical fun-loving person, and his preferences in doing things all depend on his mood.Osamu Dazai will most likely not refuse me information such as a box, which is well known in the Mafia.

Soon, Osamu Dazai called me neatly.

"Huayan, it's so strange that you would contact me."

After pondering for a moment, I said, "You didn't reply to my message every few months this time, something is wrong."

"Because I met a kind person with my mobile phone! He took the initiative to hand over the mobile phone to the police station. He is a kind man who collects money. After entering the police station, his subordinate helped me get the mobile phone back." As soon as Osamu Dazai said this, Excited to share with me.

"..."

No, there is a lot of logic to be explored in what you said.

If it wasn't for my not wanting to be the Tucao servant in front of Dazai Osamu, leading to the road of no return that can never be relinquished, I would have started to spit it out long ago.

"Let's not talk about that, Dazai, do you know anything about the box?"

"The box weapon is the mainstream weapon of the Italian Mafia." Osamu Dazai said in an obvious way of cheating: "You want to owe me a favor?"

I immediately rejected Dazai Osamu's request: "It's too bad to exchange information for favors. I can exchange information with you."

"Yeah... that's fine, but I don't have anything to know right now, so I'll save it for the next time." Osamu Dazai shook his head and sighed with regret: "Let's see...you actually got Dakong's box, this kind of You can get a rare item. Do you have a ring on your hand?"

"My information gathered the ring to open the box weapon, but I tried to use the ring to insert the socket, but it didn't work."

Osamu Dazai chuckled: "It's useless to just insert the ring. The information I collected is that [Awakening] needs to be converted into flames and injected into the box weapon. By the way, the flames in everyone's body The attributes are different, and you need to use the corresponding ring and the corresponding box to fully open it. But I just heard about it, and I don’t know how the detailed operation is.”

I stared at the seven boxes and seven rings in front of me, I don't know which belongs to which, just trying it requires many combinations.And [Enlightenment] is too illusory, relying on the so-called awareness to fight...?

"What kind of boy manga story is this?"

"In this case, maybe the story of a junior high school student saving the world may also happen." Osamu Dazai joked along with my words.

"Italian mainstream fighting methods are not yet popular in Japan, but recently the battlefield between Vongola and Mirufiore has tilted towards Japan. Take it as my advice to you, Hua Yan." Osamu Dazai said in a tone. Wei Shen, "After a while, the battle of the Mafia will affect the world of ordinary people."

I immediately picked up the landline phone beside me and started pressing buttons.

"Ok?"

"I'm going to call the Ministry of National Defense. It's normal to find the counterpart department for any problems. It's impossible for me, a small intelligence minister, to solve it?" I complained with some collapse, "Why do they have the Italian mafia war? I can fight to Japan, do you think Italy is not big enough? Then why don’t you go to Spain to fight? You also have to cross half of the world to Japan, is it near smelly and far away? Their Boss made this decision because they think the plane ticket is round trip Don't you need money?"

"National, National Defense? Sometimes your normal thinking logic can be used on certain topics, and it can indeed cause unexpected belly laughs. That's why I like to chat with you, Huayan! Sometimes I can't tell you apart Is it a smart person or an idiot hahahahaha."

Osamu Dazai let out a snort, and couldn't help laughing out loud. I once wondered if he burst into tears.

I don't feel that what I'm doing is wrong at all, it's better to say that it's very right.

"Call me a wise man with common sense! Common sense is justice!"

"Pfft hahaha!!!"

He laughed for so long that I almost wanted to hang up the phone.

Osamu Dazai managed to barely recover from the state of laughing, and finally climbed out of the abyss of unstoppable laughter.

"Maybe it's because Vongola's Judaimu is Japanese. It's probably because of the idea of ​​attacking the family members. Mirufiore's approach is really quite disrespectful."

My pupils quake.

The Japanese went to Italy to become godfathers...?

"...There are so many slots that I don't know where to complain!"

I swear the Italian Mafia is in my heart, and now it has completely become the protagonist in a fantasy story, with all kinds of bizarre settings emerging one after another.