My third year of marriage with Tsunayoshi-kun

It took Tsunaji-kun and I a whole day to pack up our new home, and after finishing it, I swore I would never want to move again in my life.I have never found that I have so many sundries. Mr. Gang Ji himself has collected a lot of Lego airplane models or some other brands of car models. But no matter how expensive it is, because the move is all disassembled, properly kept, and then moved. At least after I packed everything, Gang Ji-jun was still tearfully assembling in front of his model cabinet, and there was a lot of disassembled parts beside him. box.

...I still haven't been able to understand the romance of men.

Although I later softened my heart and went to help him fight.

Tsuna Ji-kun bid farewell to me and went to work early the next morning, and now I really feel sorry for my family Dana.

I did confirm that he was playing the role of helping people clean up the mess. No matter how good-looking he was on the surface, he was the owner of a jewelry company (with a high probability of being named) and he couldn’t stop him from going to work.

Osamu Dazai is the only wayward character around me. If Osamu Dazai is my boss... when I am working, he is playing games; when I am cleaning up the mess, he is causing me double trouble ;I was so busy that the dark circles under my eyes were swollen, and he put it aside to play suicide.

If my boss is really this kind of person, I think either he will die or I will die.

In the morning, I quickly solved all the work in advance, and I am planning to add some decorations to the new home.After all, it is hard to have such a big yard, so I am too sorry not to plant something.

So I ran out at eleven o'clock to buy props for planting flowers, seeds, seedlings, etc. I went to the supermarket and bought some essentials, rough snacks, desserts, etc., and settled them at the ramen shop. Had lunch.

Back home, gearing up to renovate the yard and plant new flowers.

At any rate, I also worked as a member of the gardening department for a while in high school. Although I am not as proficient as my senior sister at the time, it is still no problem to plant some flowers and plants that are not delicate.

It took me half an hour to clear out a small corner of the yard with weeds.

"..."

Why don't I buy herbicides and lawn mowers, and it's not that I don't have money, why should I torture myself like this.

At that moment, I understood what a whim is, it comes and goes quickly.

"Kusuo, no, Baiyuanxia, ​​please help me."

"..."

There was a noise from the neighbor's house, and I looked at it curiously.

I saw a middle-aged man wearing glasses facing Saiki Kusuo with folded hands...

Is it Saiki Kusuo?

I hesitated for a while, looking at the 100 glasses that are different from ordinary people and the white cardboard with [[-] yen once], paired with his pink hair and two hairpins that resemble alien tentacles, I deeply feel that I have already Can't keep up with the aesthetics of contemporary young people.

When the middle-aged man saw me, he greeted me and said, "You are the new neighbor that my mother mentioned. I am Qi Mu Guochun, the male master of Qi Mu's family."

"Hi, I'm Hanada Sawada." I asked, "Who are you now...?"

Qi Mu Guochun scratched his head hahaha: "It's our family's little farce. Whenever Kusuo is short of money, he will turn into a hundred-dollar man and exchange his labor for pocket money."

Thinking of the piles of weeds in the yard, I asked with twinkling eyes: "Can Kusuo help me get rid of the weeds in the yard? I can pay according to the market price."

Qi Mu Guochun put his hands on his hips: "It's just a weed, Kusuo just needs to use... 噗味!!"

Saiki Kusuo's waist was suddenly hit by Saiki Kusuo, and Saiki Kusuo approached Saiki Kunochun with a sullen expression.

"I, I know."

Saiki Kusuo glanced at me, and nodded after thinking briefly.

[No problem, but it will take longer. 】

It would be great if someone could help me, how could I be so demanding.In addition, my cultivation level is not professional, and the weeds are almost cleared.

"Please." I clasped my hands together, happily opened the door, and handed the prepared weeding tools to Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo was a taciturn child. He kept silent the whole time and worked diligently to mow down the grass. He stayed with me for an hour without saying a word.

"Would you like something to drink?"

【Well... do you have honey lemonade? 】

I went to the supermarket today to buy lemons and honey, but it needs to be cut and squeezed, which is a bit laborious.

"No problem, but wait for me for a while."

Saiki Kusuo got up and wiped his face. Before I left, I said to him: "Oh, by the way, pay attention to the corners and corners. I seem to have seen caterpillars just now. If you need insecticide, you can put it in the iron bucket. have."

【--ha? 】

Saiki Kusuo made a very slight sound.

At that moment, I saw the cold sweat shed by Saiki Kusuo.

This reaction...

I hesitated, "Why don't you go over there and let me solve it?"

Saiki Kusuo nodded quickly.

As a result, when I was using the juicer to squeeze the juice, in addition to the noise of the juice, I heard the loud noise of the iron bucket rolling down on the ground in the yard, and soon the sound of the bell rolling was stopped .

When I went out with the finished lemon and honey water, I was quite shocked to see the smooth land in front of me, as if left after the big bang, not to mention weeds, even some morning glory climbing on the wall The flowers were all uprooted, tied up and put aside.

The sweat on Saiki Kusuo's cheeks flowed down to his chin, and there was still panic on his face.

I walked back to the living room suspiciously and looked at the time. It took me only 15 minutes to make honey water, right?Not three hours?

Saiki Kusuo said in an inexplicable tone: [Are the weeds going to the garbage dump? 】

I stared blankly at the pile of weeds that was half a person tall in front of me: "Can you handle it by yourself?"

【no problem. 】

Saiki Kusuo put on heavy gloves on his hands, and with my help, he got them onto the trolley. For fear that the bugs in the weed pile would come out, Saiki Kusuo quickly pulled the trolley away. For a moment, I even felt that the wheels were on fire.

I went back to the kitchen to clean up the juicer and cutting board that hadn't been cleaned.

I don't know why there was a noise in the yard of my house. It was the sound of a man's heavy steps, stepping into the yard hastily.

Huh?Kusuo just left, did he get back soon?

I subconsciously walked out of the kitchen and looked through the French windows.

It was a burly man with hot sweat dripping from his face, his eyes widened with anxiety and horror, but the work in his hands did not stop. He took a screwdriver to dismantle the newly replaced French windows of my house.

No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a good person.

I:"……"

I deliberately didn't go out today to avoid encountering a case, but the case came to me on my own initiative.

The man met my eyes, and he grinned at me threateningly, showing his white teeth, and his eyes were full of oppression for a moment.With the screwdriver in his hand, he deftly opened the door of the floor-to-ceiling window, and walked towards me step by step. With the other hand, he took out a sharp fruit knife from the side pocket.

If she were an ordinary housewife, she would be frightened to the ground, or even become a victim.

Unfortunately——

I ran forward with a few strides, and under the unexpected eyes of the intruder, I quickly punched him in the stomach, and the soft and fragile abdomen instantly responded to his desire to vomit.The man brandished a fruit knife and stabbed at me. I hit him on the arm with a hand knife. I aimed at the tingling part of the arm. In the blink of an eye, the man's fruit knife fell and his abdomen was seriously injured. hit.

I took this opportunity to grab his wrist, and threw him to the ground with a sharp overhand throw. I grabbed his hands with my backhand, and put my knees on his waist, making the man unable to resist vigorously.

He was captured perfectly in the blink of an eye.

My house has just been renovated, why did you pry open my door.

Out of anger, I retaliated by kneeling on him.

Because of just moving, there are still a lot of ropes in the hall. I plan to tie him up before going to the police.

More frequent footsteps came from the gate, and the footsteps came towards me.After the visitor saw the floor-to-ceiling windows that had been pried open, I heard a slightly familiar voice. He staggered slightly and came over cautiously.

Immediately afterwards, a slender man leaned towards the wall, and at the same time I saw him take out a pistol from his waist.

I think it's a bit shocking for others to see my current posture.After all, the intruder was tall, about 1.8 meters tall. Although he had no muscles, exaggerated fat could always become a source of strength at certain times.But this burly man is now easily subdued by me.

I was thinking about how to explain it better, but I saw the visitor.

"what……"

Although my temperament has changed a lot, and I can do foolish things like wearing sunglasses to catch thieves, but the little curly hair of this sign still tells my identity.

I blinked slightly in surprise.

"Bag carrying brother No. [-]!"

A certain person still maintains this vigilant attitude, scanning and confirming my identity with vacillating eyes.After hearing my words, I reacted greatly and yelled back: "Who is the No. [-] carrying bag boy!"

The person who came was Matsuda Jinpei, a classmate I used to know in the police academy.Although they are classmates, they are in different classes, let's just say they are in the same class.Because the group of five was too flamboyant to bump into me, and after losing a bet with me, they abruptly became my bag-carrying boys for a week.

If it's an acquaintance, it's easy to solve.

"Are you wearing handcuffs?" I asked him.

Although it’s okay for me to take my own handcuffs, the handcuffs at the police station basically carry numbers and specific keys, and my handcuffs reveal too much information.

One minute later, I watched a group of police officers orderly arrest the prisoner and put him in a police car.

I maintained my stress response after being frightened throughout the whole process, and made a simple statement with the police officer.

Because several police cars surrounded my house, the neighbors nearby ran out to watch. I saw Kusuo Saiki glance towards me in a hurry. I waved to him, pointed to his home, and let him go back first.

When they heard my confession, they worriedly told me to pay attention to safety.

There were no casualties, the prisoner was captured, and the police left not long after.Only Matsuda Jinpei stayed behind with the excuse of giving me psychological counseling.

"That prisoner is a serial murderer. We have been chasing him for a long time, and finally caught him. Unexpectedly, he discovered our arrangement in advance and ran away before we surrounded him." Matsuda Zhenping took off Sunglasses, "This house was vacant some time ago, and it must have been precisely invaded for this reason."

I half-opened my eyes, full of the desire to complain: "I just moved to a new house to provoke someone."

Matsuda Jinhei patted me on the shoulder and said, "Isn't it good to solve the curtain perfectly and prevent innocent people from being injured?"

Although I am a little upset, it is better to invade my home than to invade other people's homes. If it is like Saiki Kurumi and the others, I am afraid that it will be like the murderer thought, breaking into an empty house to find a place to stay, or Just hold the homeowner hostage and have a long fight with the police.

"Compared to this..." Matsuda Jinpei glanced at my house, and then said in an unbelievable tone: "Sawada... Hanako? Are you really married?"

"Really?" mine repeated the words he said, "as if you knew I was married."

"That fellow Hagi told me." Matsuda Jinhei twitched the corner of his mouth, "I thought he was joking at first."

"...?"

I blinked suspiciously.

I remember that when I met Kenji Hagiwara again, it was three years ago when I just graduated and married Tsunayoshi-kun.There was a case that could not be described as an explosion. The bomb hidden in the apartment was discovered before it was activated. The entire apartment was blocked for a while, and the explosive disposal team arrived early to dispose of the bomb.Kenji Hagiwara and I only met once when we were evacuating, and we didn't even have time to talk.

However, this matter did not cause a large-scale commotion.If Matsuda Jinpei hadn't said it, I would have forgotten it long ago.

"Because your family, Dana, spoke incoherently when calling the police, and felt that his tongue was about to get knotted, and he didn't speak first or second." Matsuda Jinhei imitated Hagiwara Kenji's tone and said exaggeratedly, "From how did you find out to The detailed address was inconsistent, and we were constantly urged to call the police.”

"...??? Yeah??" I widened my eyes in shock, "But I remember he was still on a business trip in Italy when the incident happened."

And that Tsuna Yoshi-kun talks tongue-tied?

When he is usually bullied too much by me, he will indeed stammer and vacillate, but most of the time I think he is just coaxing me.Gangji-jun’s attitude to the outside world is very clear and orderly. Many times I saw him face some difficult sales or intermediaries. There is absolutely no reason for people to pester them any longer.

"That's right. Because it's too suspicious to call the police from overseas, we checked the database based on the name he provided, but it turned out that your authority was blocked." Matsuda Jinhei shrugged helplessly, "Later Naturally, it was over. Hagi and I had a private chat, and I felt that the man probably had a lot to do with you, but I didn't expect it to be Sawada Hanako—”

He elongated his voice, his tone full of laughter and ridicule.

I think I am more shocked than Matsuda Jinpei, but I suddenly remembered that just after I evacuated from the apartment, Tsunayoshi-kun called me and told me that he saw the bombing on the Internet and asked if I had thing.In my memory, Tsunayoshi-kun's tone was quite normal. After hearing that I had evacuated safely, he comforted me a few words and told me to return to Japan soon by the way.

Now that I think about it, there are really flaws everywhere.

I frowned and thought about it, because this matter was three years ago, and I don't remember the details.

"Let's not talk about this." I touched my chin, "Why did you go to the investigation department? I always thought you would go to the police department."

"This..." Matsuda's face darkened, "The bombing in the apartment was a serial murder incident. I have provoked the explosive ordnance disposal team three times and four times. I transferred to the search department to track down the criminals. trace."

According to Matsuda Jinhei's reasoning ability not inferior to that of ordinary policemen, to a certain extent, going to the search department is not considered inferior.

"Come on, sooner or later the criminal will be arrested and brought to justice."

"Excuse me." Matsuda Jinhei put on his sunglasses again, and put on the appearance of a brother again, with his index finger and middle finger pinched together, he made a poss to me, "By the way, next time remember to put you Jia Danna brought it out for us to see, a person with such a large stomach must be a very good man."

This guy Matsuda Jinpei actually praised Tsunayoshi-kun for not forgetting to step on me, so I pushed him out the door indifferently.

"Let's go, don't fish when you go to work. No. [-] bag-carrying brother."

"???"

"It's just that you lost once! And you were obviously cheating that time." Matsuda Jinpei told me angrily.

"As long as you don't see that I'm cheating, it's not cheating."

"Strong words make sense!"

No matter how much Matsuda Jinpei tried to argue with me, I threw him out of the house.

Later, I got the reward Saiki Kusuo deserved, and a box of coffee jelly came to thank me.

After seeing the coffee jelly, Saiki Kusuo's eyes lit up and his cheeks even turned red.

[Can you really give it to me? 】

"Yeah." I nodded affirmatively, "If Kusuo doesn't help me, I may have to fight with weeds for several days. Children don't have so many polite words, just accept it with peace of mind."

I watched the expression on Saiki Kusuo.

If it is the game page now, I have no doubt that Saiki Kusuo's favorability for me will increase by 30 because of my gift-giving.

Saiki Kusuo, who seems to be not good at getting along with people and reticent, still has such a childish side.

Sure enough, he was still a child.

-

Although he is a dangerous person, he is surprisingly good at dealing with people.

Saiki Kusuo bid farewell to Kuriyama Hanano, and immediately went back to the dining table to unpack the frozen coffee jelly. After digging a mouthful with a spoon, his whole face seemed to melt happily.

All the disasters I encountered today were caused by the melting of the coffee jelly given by Hana Kuriyama.

The opening game was almost sold by my father, and I couldn’t mow the grass with superpowers. After encountering bugs, a big explosion subconsciously occurred and completely destroyed the yard. Immediately use the recovery ability to return to the original.Then use supernatural powers to mow the grass and transport it to the garbage dump to destroy the weeds with bugs humanely.Even on the way back, he saw a murderer breaking into Kuriyama Hanayan's house, and he was so frightened that he teleported over to try to help, but as soon as he passed, he saw Kuriyama Hana's grazing skills like words and deeds.

If he didn't hide in time, he would be seen by the little curly-haired policeman.

All the above catastrophic stories can be regarded as not happening because of the face of coffee jelly!

After two days and two nights of investigation, Saiki Kusuo has been able to confirm that the two neighbors are a couple of idiots. Although the things each person thinks alone are dangerous, he is still a good person in essence, and he will not be neurotic. Indiscriminate attack, in short, you can feel at ease...

- Strange.

Saiki Kusuo's face was deep, his fingers crossed in thought.

The two of them, the husband and wife, are each a big thunderstorm, and together they can destroy the world.

One is as the godfather of the mafia, but he is the successor of the cornerstone of the world. Now he has made up his mind to destroy the cornerstone of the world in exchange for a new turning point. What is the fake death plan, letting the self ten years ago replace him to save the world, etc. A series of plans It has been planned in sevens and eighties.

Another supernatural ability that has the uniqueness of changing the world and the ability to hold causality, the supernatural power itself is especially terrifying. He checked a little last night, and found that the supernatural power of Kuriyama Hanayan grows at an astonishingly fast rate. Sooner or later, she will not be able to think about it. It might be possible to make something crucial disappear and paralyze the world.

Fortunately, these two people belong to the moderate school of personality, and there is no major problem in themselves. Even the life after marriage is loving and loving, which is beyond reproach. I only hope that they will have a good relationship for a hundred years.

As a result, one and two had thunderstorms of varying degrees.

Is Sawada Tsunayoshi the jump hero?Being able to make the decision to destroy a corner of the cornerstone of the world without changing his face, without worrying whether the world will collapse because of it.Be tougher on yourself!In order to protect the world, she made self-sacrifice, and everything was done to protect the eight trillion parallel worlds and her own wife and partners.

Kuriyama Hanana's desire to control is almost overflowing, and now she can control all because she likes Sawada Tsunayoshi, so she has been restraining herself.In case Sawada Tsunayoshi dies, there is a high probability that Kuriyama Hanana will go berserk because of her husband's death.

Paired with her ability to change the uniqueness of cause and effect at any time, let alone a box of weapons, I am afraid that even a series of things such as weapons, guns, and biochemical weapons will be stored in the space.World peace is achieved, and a world where only she can wield weapons has appeared.

Saiki Kusuo imagined this future.

He stopped thinking.

I used to think that the two of them were a stupid couple, so I felt at ease, it was really too sweet.

In short, even if you look at the coffee jelly that Kuriyama Hanana gave you, you can't make this happen.