My third year of marriage with Tsunayoshi-kun

Among so many guardians, only Lan Bo is the best to fool. If you compete with Lan Bo, you can even avoid meeting him in the whole process.

Lanbo is not so weak that it can be ignored completely.

To say why...

I held the phone and stared at the red dot on the screen, without any guilt: "Well, this may be due to lack of vigilance. I let the locator stay on him for almost three months and I didn't notice it."

This important weapon, the box weapon, is now carried by the mafia, and it is impossible to put it aside.So my tiny locator attached to the inside of the box weapon has been faithfully conveying effective information to me so far.

I told Tsuna Ji-kun a long time ago that Rambo has a locator I installed on him, but... the day after I finished speaking, the guardians carried their luggage back to Italy, eager to catch the two of us Well, even if Gang Ji-jun wanted to inform Lan Bo, he would have no chance.

Tsuna Ji-kun and I sat on the Ferris wheel. Everything on the ground looked like little ants. It was so small that it was difficult to see clearly. Among all the crowds, most tourists were in groups, and some Couples, some families, in this crowd, only one person, Lan Bo, who was wearing a black and white cow suit, was particularly conspicuous. He was dizzy, leaned against the telephone pole, and looked left and right against the sun. look.

The girl in the red Tang suit was not by Lanbo's side this time. According to Gang Ji-jun, she seemed to be going back to review her homework and prepare for the university entrance exam.

Lan Bo didn't know that our side was in control of his whereabouts, so that Mr. Gang Ji couldn't help answering Lan Bo's call with a soft heart.

I was dumbfounded by Lanbo's actions, the only one among all the guardians resorted to such a simple and direct method, calling to ask where he went.

This guy is cheating.

I condemn Tsunaji-kun's connivance with my eyes.

"Peng-ge-lie." Lan Bo elongated his voice, because he was a little depressed after being in the sun for too long, "where are you now?"

"Lanbo." Gang Jijun turned on the speakerphone on the cell phone, "Now is not the time to get answers just by calling and asking, you have grown up."

Lan Bo muttered: "I can't bear the heat anymore, I already know you are in the playground! Pengo Li, you'd better come out honestly, I have already sent someone to guard the door, it's time for hide-and-seek it's over."

"It's better to have a degree of bluff?" I squeezed my throat a little to make my voice deeper.

"Ah..." Lan Bo was stunned for a moment. Instead of replying to me immediately, he asked Gang Jijun, "Is this Madam?"

"Well, yes." Gang Jijun glanced at me, and smiled narrowly: "As you can see, my eldest lady has not had enough fun. Even if I am soft-hearted and want to disclose some information, the eldest lady will not agree Yes. So, if Lanbo is so hot that he can't stand it...you go to the canteen to buy ice cream?"

Lanbo: "..."

"Pfft."

I couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

"When I went to the canteen, the two of you must have slipped away. Tiaohulishan has been used once, and I won't be fooled this time!...To be honest, I just want to go back to the air-conditioned room now. I don't want a big summer either. Running around under the sun." Lan Bo choked up, "Please, Pengo Li, madam, if I don't complete the task, I will be tortured badly by Prison Temple and Reborn when I go back."

Good guy, the guy who looked like a dog turned out to be the type who would climb up the rope, and it would be terrible if he continued like this.

"No, no." I elongated my voice pretentiously, and complained, "Lan Bo can't steal Gang Ji-kun's favor, and he can't act like a baby because of his young age!"

When it comes to coquettishness and preference, I won't lose to Lanbo.

Besides, he is a 15-year-old boy, so he has to learn to be strong and not act like a baby all the time.The privilege of being young has long been exhausted!Graduate early and grow up.

Lanbo: "..."

On the Ferris wheel, I saw Lanbo bang his head against the wall in impotent rage, and he wiped his face, trying his best to get some further information.

"At least give some hints!"

Doesn't this remark expose the information that Lan Bo has no idea where we are?

Sure enough, he was still a child.

I said angrily: "The game of hide-and-seek should also pay attention to the rules of the game, and you can't play tricks."

Lan Bo didn't pin his hopes on me: "Peng Lie——"

"Um... well." Gang Jijun pretended to hesitate, and at the moment when Lan Bo felt that there was a joke, he said regretfully: "No, my dear will be angry."

"That's it."

Gangji-jun and I sang together, and directly blocked everything that Lanbo wanted to say. Just when I thought that Lanbo had finally given up, he slammed back the carbine, with an excited tone as if he would exceed the mark if he didn't agree. Same.

"This is my lifelong request, please!! I will work hard in the future and will not touch fish again!"

Gangji Jun looked at me, his eyes were full of softness.

...Sure enough, he is still the younger brother who was brought up since he was a child. Speaking of this kind of sake, it is very difficult for an older brother not to soften his heart.

In fact, I also feel a little guilty more or less, just a little bit, so little that it can be ignored.

Unlike other guardians, Lan Bo wearing a locator is really not easy to bully, and can even continue to play leisurely and elegantly without fear.

"...Well, I can only answer yes or no? A more detailed answer is definitely NG."

"Okay, I understand. You can't go back on what you promised, or you will violate the basic integrity of an adult." The voice on the other end of the phone was not Lan Bo's voice, but a very young child talking.

The moment the voice came over, Tsunaji-kun's expression that could still speak leisurely tightened instantly, and he glared at Lanbo below with disbelief written all over his face, and he slowly held the The fan began to flutter, and there was no intention of continuing to speak.

"Sure enough, you are the one directing from behind, Reborn!"

"It's been a long time, Gang. Did you enjoy your trip?"

The tone of the little baby's speech was quite relaxed, as if he was having an ordinary greeting, which was quite different from the image of the big devil in Mr. Tsunayoshi's mouth.

"You've been chasing after us to the death, and you can't relax at all. Reborn, your behavior..." Tsuna Ji-kun took a deep breath, "No matter how many years have passed, it's the same."

"Gang, I think you're having a good time. Palermo and Venice are very fun. This time, I also experienced a disguise game that I haven't tried before. Can you appreciate the fun of cosplay, Gang?" Reborn I made fun of Tsunaji-kun.

"...Reborn, do you really want me to complain about your taste in cosplay?"

"I don't have any problem with my taste." Reborn turned to me and asked me: "It's our first meeting, miss. Originally, according to the etiquette, I should talk to you face to face, but I haven't cleared the game blocking system set by Gang I can only let it go. Return to the previous topic, I believe you will not break the contract."

Whoa.

The first time I spoke to the Great Demon King, it really wasn't his fault, no matter how relaxed and freehand my tone was, even across the phone, the oppressive force came to my face.

I have some emotions.

"The rules of the game for adults are honesty and trustworthiness. Only those who abide by the rules of the game are qualified to play the game. I understand." I stopped talking, smiled and said: "But I was caught by the game before I finished talking about the rules of the game." You interrupted? Don't mind if I add it now."

There was a laugh from Reborn: "Of course, please."

"There are only three questions that can be asked, and I can only answer yes or no. And the questions that can be asked are limited to people or things in this playground."

"Well, quite a harsh additional condition."

"No way, Mr. Reborn is very powerful, I can only activate the self-defense device."

no...huh?

I always feel a little weird.

Strange to the point of violation.

The time when they were rounded up by the guardians during the trip... Except for the guardian of the fog, everyone else basically appeared during the day, on time, as if they were leaving get off work at night, leisurely.

I don't know if I'm feeling wrong. Reborn's attitude doesn't look like I kidnapped the leader of Pengo Lie and has great hostility towards me.In my original imagination, Reborn's status was highly respected and trusted by many guardians; the description I got from Tsunayoshi-kun was a strict and ghostly teacher, and the world's number one killer.

Reborn should be more, ruthless?Murderous?

But in reality it was completely different, he was not hostile to me, he was even very gentlemanly, and he didn't feel any sense of Queen Mother beating Cowherd and Weaver Girl at all.

I even think his goal is more simple than I thought...

And Reborn's tone always feels familiar somewhere, and then I tasted it for a while before I realized—isn't this my usual tone!

Just teasing Tsunayoshi-kun.

I tentatively made further progress: "If this is compared to a game, we have paid intelligence as a bargaining chip, and you also have to answer my three questions."

"No problem, it's fair." Reborn agreed straightforwardly, without pausing at all, as if he had thought about the problem long ago, "Can you accurately grasp the position of Rambo no matter when and where?"

I:"!"

Is the first question that powerful?Grab the door directly.

If Reborn is the person who made the deployment plan, judging from our every easy move to slip Rampo...by jumping out of the chess game, we can indeed see the status quo more clearly.

"Eh??" Lan Bo was more shocked than I was, "Why? I always follow the plan."

Reborn said unhurriedly: "Determine the answer to Rambo's question based on Miss's answer."

I answered: "Yes."

Reborn sighed: "Sure enough, then it's your turn."

"Mr. Reborn, are you not hostile to me?"

"Oh?" Reborn asked me in surprise: "Three precious questions, do you want to use them here?"

"Of course." I sighed with some regret, "If I had known you would agree so simply and neatly, I would not have added the condition of only [playground]. Now only Lanbo is in the playground, I think It's okay to know information about other Guardians, so I can only chat with Mister Reborn."

The answer is no, certainly not as simple as simple small talk.

This question is very important, and it determines the direction of my future prediction of the situation.

"Of course I won't refuse to be able to chat with a beautiful lady." Reborn's attitude changed a little, and he chuckled: "Yes, I don't have any hostility towards you."

……so.

I took a deep breath.

Is my judgment correct?

"Second question, is it nice to travel with A Gang?"

"Yeah, I think this can be released without material? I'm super happy, and I want to go to other places next time. If I have time, I can even share some photos with Mr. Reborn."

"I'm looking forward to that day, and then it's the lady's turn."

"Hmm." I thought for a while, "Is Shakespeare a good writer?"

"This question cannot be answered with yes or no, no matter which option can express my true meaning. In this case, I will break out of the rules and express my thoughts a little bit." Reborn was very comfortable with my behavior of digging holes for him : "I like Shakespeare's words very much. The world of his works has recognized his excellence. My likes and dislikes will not change anything. Among Shakespeare's many works, I like "A Midsummer Night's Dream."

"I see, what a coincidence, I like it too."

"Wait, wait, it doesn't matter whether it's Reborn or Madam." Lan Bo didn't understand the sudden development between the two of us: "From the second question onwards, the things you are talking about are not serious at all!"

Reborn didn't have the consciousness to change the topic at all, he said innocently: "But the things that can be talked about are limited to the people in the [amusement park]? The questions that can be asked have been greatly reduced. If this is the case, we can only chat."

I answered slowly: "I can't help it, the guardians are not here."

"No, no, there are many other questions that you can ask, right? For example [Are Peng Li and his wife in a place where they can see me]?"

Gang Jijun couldn't help sighing: "Go to the canteen and buy ice cream, Lanbo."

I have some pity for Lan Bo, the little idiot.

Shakespeare's famous works include "Romeo and Juliet". My second question is whether he has the idea of ​​fighting a mandarin duck.

Since Reborn expressed no hostility towards me, he expressed his ambiguous attitude towards Shakespeare, and at the same time said that he likes "A Midsummer Night's Dream"... This comedy written by Shakespeare, if I ask me, it is full of evil. taste.

The answer after that is self-evident.

Reborn's attitude towards this matter is that of a happy person.

"Don't try to send me away." Lan Bo said angrily, "In that case, I'll ask the third question, no problem, Reborn."

"can."

"You have no intention of betraying Pengo Lie, do you?"

Oops... that's true.

My tone was sonorous and forceful, without any hesitation.

"I have no intention of betraying Tsunaji-kun. It is now, and it was in the past. I don't plan to betray even in the next ten years or my whole life."

"...I see." Lan Bo muttered softly.

"Then my last question is..." I thought for a while, "Do you really want to eat ice cream now?"

"... Ice cream is a problem, right??!!" Lan Bo said resignedly, "Yes, I want to eat ice cream! I've been reminded so many times by you, I'm sorry if I don't eat it."

Lan Bo hung up the phone, his back was full of resentment, and he went to the canteen step by step.

"Pfft." I couldn't help laughing and fell on Gangji-jun, "He's so cute."

"Don't bully me too much." Gang Ji-kun supported me with his hand, he smiled. Originally, when I was talking to Reborn, he always looked at me with worried eyes. Relaxed.

At the end, when Lan Bo asked the third question, Gang Jijun's heart that had been suspended was lightly let go.

"not worried?"

"not worried."

After all, one side is a wife, and the other side is a brother like a brother.It's not easy to do it with Tsuna Ji-kun caught in the middle, no matter where you lean.

Tsuna Ji-kun pressed his forehead on the center of my brows, and he complained, "I always feel like I've been robbed of the limelight."

"Humph."