Did my boss persecute me today?

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Bourbon didn't sleep well this time, probably because of intense activities before going to bed, he always felt haunted by nightmares and broke out in cold sweats.

When the sky was slightly bright, he slightly raised his eyes to see the light of daylight outside.

Mr. Sun has not gone to work yet, only a few clusters of sunlight are left in the streets and alleys.

Bourbon pulled off the quilt and buried his head in the middle, ready to sleep again.

Maybe it was because he experienced too much last night, until now he still feels physically exhausted.

After about half an hour of sleep, the vibrating sound of the mobile phone woke him up again.

Bourbon answered the phone in a daze, "Hello?"

On the other end, Sanada Shunya's overly energetic and loud voice directly shocked him into shock.

"Senior—come and get up quickly to see the little surprise I prepared for you——"

What?Jiang Gu Ling squinted in doubt.

"The sun is going to dry the ass--the bugs that stay in bed will be eaten by the birds--"

"..." Jiang Guling became sober for a few moments, looked out the window casually, and immediately retorted: "There is no such thing as a big sun outside, at most it is just the rising sun."

"It's so early in the morning, what the hell are you trying to do?"

Jiang Guling yawned, grabbed his hair and sat up on the bed.He rubbed his eyes sleepily: "Also, do I need to remind you kindly? It's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, and the early bird gets the worm."

"Ham, there is no difference, they are all the same~" Anyway, bugs will be eaten by birds, he just compared his predecessors to bugs.

Sanada Shun also expressed satisfaction in his mouth, and kept moving his hands, "Boom~Senior~ I know you are inside, come and open the door for me—"

Fuguya Zero subconsciously doesn't want to bother with this troublesome matter, but Sanada Shun will not leave, he is the one who disturbed his dream.

Jiang Gu Ling had a headache and put on a white T-shirt, and stepped on slippers to open the door.He didn't even bother to imagine what Shun Sanada wanted to do.

Anyway, it's useless to think about it, after all, he can rarely get the brain circuit of that guy correctly.

But today, Shun Sanada unexpectedly brought him a bigger shock than expected.

That guy moved a drink cabinet from nowhere and put it in front of his house!Also look like I'm great and begging for compliments.

The drink cabinet is the kind of freezer commonly found in supermarkets, about 2 meters high.The transparent glass is all around, and there is still residual water vapor in it when it was powered on.

Through the water vapor, Jiang Gu Ling had a headache and found that the discharge seemed to be Coke.

So what's the situation now?

What is Akita Shun moving up the drink cabinet with great fanfare? !

Furitani Rei looked at Sanada Shunya with question marks all over his head, and then silently watched the other party squat down quickly, and put the hem of his too long clothes on his knees.

Sanada Shun also squatted on the ground, facing Rei Fuburani with his back, looking like a child with a bigger head.

Round head, short limbs.The hat of the sweater was on top of his head, making it impossible to tell that this was an adult man.

Sanada Shunya first turned his head and smiled at Futani Rei, then turned around and opened the cabinet door, struggling to reach the red can of Coke placed on the top.

As usual, the 1.9-meter Sanada Shun is more than enough for a 1.7-meter Coke.

But now he squatted down, and the height of the squatting was only about ninety centimeters at best.

No matter how long his arms are, Sanada Shun in this state can't touch the top layer of Coke at all.

The man's slender five fingers looked pitiful on the flat floor, Sanada Shun also tightened his palms, and looked back at Rei Fuburani.

Confirming that Furutani Rei was still watching his performance, Sanada Shun took out two blue cans of Coke from the bottom of the drink cabinet without hesitation.

The blue can was a little cold, and Shun Sanada shook his palm when he held it.

The palm was slightly white from the cold, but Sanada Shun didn't mind turning back: "I'm optimistic about the senior, now I want to let it play the most effective---!"

After finishing speaking, Sanada Shunya twitched a smirk, and put two blue cans of Coke on the ground in front of Furitani Rei.

The distance between them is about [-] centimeters, which is convenient for Sanada Shun to step on slowly.

And after stepping on the Coke, Sanada Shun also suddenly raised more than 10 centimeters.

So this time, Shun Sanada easily got the red can of Coke he wanted.

Then he patted the blue can of Coke into the freezer, and closed the door tightly.

Sanada Shun also held two cans of red cans, and swayed slightly at Fuguya Rei as if showing off: "How about you, senior, are you still happy?"

Jiang Guling: "???"

Furitani Rei looked at Sanada Shunya with a confused face, directing and acting by himself, completely losing his temper.

Jiang Gu Ling's tone was extremely helpless: "You bastard...what the hell are you trying to do?"

The blond man leaned against the edge of the door with a headache, and didn't retreat, but just folded his arms and his face was normal.

Sanada Shun also smiled slyly, "It's nothing, I just want to reproduce the classics of the past for seniors."

After speaking, Sanada Shun also stood up from the ground, stretching his body.He smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes, took one of the red cans, and patted Jiang Gu Ling's warm cheeks unequivocally.

"I don't know if the seniors have seen the advertisement in which the two major manufacturers blackmailed each other, implying that the users of the red tanks are more qualified than the users of the blue tanks?"

"..." Shocked by Bing Yi, Jiang Gu Ling felt that he was already awake.

He snatched the Coke from Sanada Shunya's hand, opened it with one finger, took a sip, and said firmly, "So, are you beating around the bush and trying to scold me?"

It is also difficult to know the content of the advertising content of the red and blue double factory.Because it is too classic, it has become a must-learn lesson for the advertising industry.

As a private detective, Jiang Gu Ling knows a little bit about everything.

In terms of advertising content, in the final analysis, each other uses the other's brand of Coke as a stepping stone.

At that time, it was the period of rapid development of blue cans. In order to compete for more market share, it was the blue factory that took the lead and shot the advertisements.

The protagonist of the ad is a young kid who is loyal to the Blue Can Coke party.Because of his short stature, the child wants to push down the tallest blue can button on the vending machine, so he can only rely on some foreign objects to increase his height.

So the little boy first bought two cans of red cans of Coke by putting in coins, and then used them as height-enhancing products, stepped on them, and successfully bought the blue cans.

The meaning of Blue Factory is very clear, your red can of Coke is only suitable as a stepping stone for my blue can.

As soon as the advertisement came out, it immediately received strong discussions in the market.

And since its own products were dissed like this, Red Factory couldn't sit still.

So Red Factory accurately grasped the blue factory's advertisement, the child did not take the red pot on the ground after buying the blue pot he wanted, but left the loophole directly, and chose to treat him in his own way.

The Red Factory uses similar plots and scenes to the Blue Factory.

The same little boy, the same can't get Coke because of his height.

However, compared to the protagonist of the Blue Factory, the protagonist of the Red Factory at least put the blue can of Coke back in place when he left.As a result, the rhetoric [My red tank user is more qualified than your blue tank user] appeared on the market.

First, he secretly scolded him as a bug, and then ridiculed him for his lack of quality.

Leaving aside the former, Sanada Shun also seems to have a lot of grievances about the fact that he once drank the blue can.

Jiang Gu Ling felt a little funny, and took another sip of Coke.

After all...he's not the cola party Sanada Shunya thinks he is at all.

When is the time for retribution, as long as Jiang Guling makes a slight concession, this farce caused by durian can be brought to an end.

But for some reason, Jiang Gu Ling just didn't want to do this.

Taking it as his own rare naivety, Furutani Rei especially wanted to appreciate Sanada Shunya's sense of frustration when he heard the news.

The precise guidance you think is actually just a farce in the eyes of others.

Jiang Guling snorted coldly, and raised the corners of his lips: "But this time, I might disappoint you. Because I—actually don't like drinking Coke at all."

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感谢在2022-05-0509:29:02~2022-05-0619:05:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!