"Are all the police in Tokyo this funny?"

Osamu Dazai stepped back a little, covered his face and smiled again.

Laughing so hard that Fujitani Ningning frowned, this person's smile is so low!

"Why..." Osamu Dazai nodded his chin with his finger, and seemed to be thinking seriously.

The sunlight leaking in through the gaps in the curtains fell faintly on the table.

The dark-haired young man lowered his eyes, his eyelashes cast a faint shadow on his face, covering the fine amber luster in his eyes: "Because I want to try to find the meaning of life."

Fujitani Lemon: "..."

Fujitani Ningning curled up her toes in embarrassment, this man challenged her physical limit with almost every word.

Although she endured it again and again, she still couldn't control her strength and poked two holes in the column of criminal motives.

Although it is easy to go astray during the rebellious period, this person is already eighteen, and the second period is a bit too long. When she was...

Oh, her time is almost dead.

excuse me.

"...Where is Miss Police?"

The young man's voice brought back Fujitani Ningning's thoughts: "Does Miss Police really think that being alive is valuable?"

Fujitani Lemon: "..."

How could this person ask such nasty questions so calmly?

Fujigu Ningning subconsciously stretched out her hand to scratch her head, but forgot that she was still wearing a police cap, and slapped the police cap to the ground.

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes as he watched her movements, seeming to be thoughtful.

A great man once said that magic should be defeated with magic.

With a full set of reference books provided by the system, Fujitani Ningning felt that she would never lose if she got the lines right!

Taking advantage of the time to pick up the police hat, Fujitani Ningning quickly flipped through the book, and when her eyes lit up, she decided it was you——

"To live is to meet better~"

Good guy, she's pissed herself off.

How about it!You can't take it now, can you?Ha ha!

Osamu Dazai rested his chin and hooked the corners of his mouth, but his eyes were so dark that no light could shine in: "Everything worth pursuing is destined to be lost the moment you get it."

"???"

This sentence was too strong, Fujitani Ningning's pupils trembled, and she almost broke the pen in her hand.

This person not only accepted the move, but even fought back!Any more digging would break her toe.

There are really no useful lines in the reference book, Fujitani Ningning tried her best to turn her little brain, thinking that she couldn't just admit defeat like this: "As long as I like the new and dislike the old fast enough, the next one will be better!"

"..."

Osamu Dazai was speechless for a moment, and his expression became strange.

After a while, he leaned back in the chair helplessly, covered his eyes and laughed: "Ah, really... It's a pity that there is no Ango to complain at this time."

Fujitani Lemon:?

She found that the suspect's jokes were really weird.

In short, she won this battle!whee.

"Fujitani, Fujitani!" Director Igazaki called from outside the door, Fujitani Ningning turned her head and saw the director waving at her.

She ran over, and when she was about to reach the door, she heard a sentence behind her——

"It's a pity, it's almost time."

Fujitani Ningning turned around strangely, only to see the black-haired young man smiling and waving at her: "Goodbye, Mrs. Police, who loves the new and dislikes the old?"

Fujitani Lemon:? ? ?

Fujitani Ningning didn't want to talk to this eccentric non-mainstream boy anymore, so she turned her head and walked out of the interrogation room.

As a result, she had just left when she was pulled aside by Director Igazaki: "Fujitani, the prisoner on our side has already confessed, the one you caught..."

"?!"

Ah, Fujigu Ningning's scalp tingled, it seems that what she caught was really just a gangster: "This guy on my side still claims to be a mafia, why don't you call his parents to take him away?"

Director Igazaki nodded and sighed, "Young people nowadays..."

But when Fujitani Ningning went back to educate him, the interrogation room was empty, and the young man had long since disappeared.

Was she sure she locked the door? ? ?

Moreover, after checking Jiaofan's surveillance, nothing was captured. In the end, no one figured out how he got out.

However, after listening to Fujitani Ningning's narration of the interrogation, everyone agreed with complicated expressions that this should be just a prank deliberately to tease the police.

Kawahe Mayi complained while soaking noodles: "It is the kind of people who take up public resources that will increase our work!"

Fujitani Ningning, who had just answered a call to the police, collapsed on the seat and nodded in great agreement.

The work of handing over is really to die for! ! !

The so-called on-duty turned out to be 24-hour continuous attendance!Sleepless!

The alarm calls I received were almost non-stop. Where was someone arguing, where was a drunk man lying on the ground, whose cat couldn’t get up and down a tree, it was all trivial matters.

Is this what a girl manga protagonist should do? !

She even received a call from an old man saying that there were ninjas upstairs in his house? ? ?

Even if she didn't call the police, she would either stand guard at the door or go on patrol, and she basically had no time to rest.

She is about to be tossed to death, and she still wants to attack her? ? ?

Then there is no need to deduct life points, she just died on the spot.

【We are adult girl comics, as the protagonist, you have the ability to recover your physical strength immediately even eighteen times a night...】

Fujitani Lemon:? ? ?stop stop stop!Besides, she called the police!

"By the way, Fujitani-senpai!"

Chuanhe Mayi suddenly leaned over gossiping, and squinted her eyes with a smile: "I just handed over to the people in the branch office. I heard that you made a century-old confession to a certain police officer in this office today?"

Fujitani Lemon: "..."

Good guy, does everyone who has passed the news to the branch office know about it?

Kawahe Mayi covered her face, looking yearning: "Senior Fujitani, you are so powerful! You are so brave! For love, directly confessing to the public or something, it is simply a plot in a girl's manga!"

[Look, our reference books are all classics. 】

Fujitani Ningning blinked, and said with a sweet smile: "Really? I also think my confession is super romantic."

Director Igazaki, who also heard about the incident, was full of doubts and incomprehension at this time.

Is that kind of line popular in the comics that young people read now?

It is he who is old.

Glancing at his watch, Director Igazaki patted the two of them on the shoulders: "It's patrol time. I received a report earlier that there were suspicious figures appearing in Shendan Elementary School recently. When you pass by, go in and check it out." .”

"...Okay, let's go." Fujitani Ningning really wanted to cry.

She rested for less than 5 minutes!

Although her physical strength did recover quickly...but it's already late at night, she really wants to sleep, huh.

……

After going back and forth all day, Fujitani Ningning said that she has fully mastered the task of patrolling the area under her jurisdiction!

Then she stood in front of the gate of Didan Primary School, watching the dark, uninhabited campus quietly crack open under the pale moonlight.

She, she is afraid of ghosts!Help! ! !

"Although the number of ghost stories in places like schools is second only to hospitals..."

Chuanhe Mayi turned to Fujitani Ningning and showed a bright smile: "But as a policeman, of course you have to believe in science! Let's finish the task quickly and go back to rest early, Senior Fujitani."

Fujitani Lemon:! ! !

Please, sister, can you stop telling ghost stories!Happy New Year to you!

She has never felt so scary in the hospital...

"Let's go, let's go..." Fujitani Ningning could only respond with tears in her eyes, barely maintaining her reliable senior persona like this orz

Walking into Didan Elementary School, he and Kawai Mayi assigned the patrol area, and the two split up to act.

Fujitani Ningning's leg was shaking enough to stamp out at least three cigarette butts.

Walking into the teaching building tremblingly, it was pitch black everywhere, and the only light source was the flashlight in her hand.

——What kind of ghost movie is this at the beginning? She cried.

"De-System! Do you have any useful skills? I'm afraid of the dark..."

Fujitani Ningning could only place her hopes on the system at this time, and she did not forget to ask: "No chrysanthemums!"

[Let me see... I have it. 】

As soon as the words fell, Fujigu Ningning's whole body emitted a faint golden light from the inside out.

[The third style of the girl's comic classic skill-luminous special effects. 】

Hmm... how to say?

At this moment, she felt that she had a little more Buddha nature inexplicably.

The solemn Buddha light (?) blew away the darkness, eased the uneasiness in Fujitani Ningning's heart, and also illuminated a three-coloured cat outside the window that was licking its paws.

Mao Mao seemed to be disturbed by the sudden light, raised his head in doubt, and then opened his cat's eyes wide.

One person and one cat, the two stared at each other, three were shocked, and four eyes were bewildered.

Sanhuamao stared at Fujigu Ningning again, jumped off the window sill with a meow, and disappeared into the night.

Silence is the moonlight tonight, Quietness is the special effect she silently turns off.

Fujitani Ningning held the flashlight and continued to patrol calmly.I don't know if it was an illusion, but she actually saw something indescribable in the eyes of the cat just now.

What else can this special effect do other than scare cats? !Don't you have a useful skill? ? ?

[Please don't underestimate girls' manga, there are many protagonists with high force values.For example, this "Dancing Quartet" skill can send attack damage through dancing. 】

Fujitani Lemon: ...Good guy.

This scalp-numbing skill once again made Fujitani Ningning curl her toes, and there was a picture in her mind.

As expected of you.

Fujitani Ningning was still arguing with the system, but suddenly someone covered her mouth and dragged her into the empty classroom behind her.

!!!

Her back bumped into a warm chest, and the big palm covering her face was terribly hot, and a faint smell of tobacco penetrated straight into her nostrils.

During the struggle, the police cap rolled to the ground, and the hairs all over Fujigu Ningning's body stood on end in an instant, screaming crazily in her heart.

Out, out, appeared!System help! ! !

[Don't panic, it's a human...]

It's up to you!Can ghosts smoke? !

No matter if it's a human or a ghost, it's impossible for her who doesn't know martial arts to beat her!

The system seemed hesitant to speak, but Fujitani Ningning, who had been hijacked, couldn't control that much anymore.

Her mind was spinning rapidly, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration: the attack skill just now, can any dance be used?

【Yes.etc!The person who caught you is...]

Dog things, look at the trick!

Before the system finished speaking, Fujigu Ningning opened her eyes wide, raised her hands, and shouted in her heart:

"Dancing Youth!!!"

——The third set of radio gymnastics starts now.

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