The crossed brother is his wife

People in Li Village were jealous again this day.

What they saw with their own eyes in the morning led a few men into the mountain seriously, and in the evening, they went down the mountain again.

but……

"As expected of a person who has been on the battlefield, it really is different!" A middle-aged man thumped his sore waist and said with emotion.

"Gudong", his mother-in-law swallowed, her eyes straightened, she looked at the sheep carried on the shoulders of the serious people, carried in their hands, and dragged on the ground. She was angry and hated, and she complained, "Why is this old lady so stupid?" Married to such a thing as you! It’s been half a year, and I haven’t even seen any oily smell, and sometimes I’m so hungry in the middle of the night that I want to eat you!”

The person in the nearby paddy field who was crushing the mud with his feet laughed loudly, but his face was full of envy and jealousy like this aunt.

They can't wait for these fat and strong sheep to be their own!

Why is this seriousness so capable!He had only hunted one in the past few days without making a sound, and he had an unshaven and gloomy face. It's really hard to see him at all, otherwise he could have been taken advantage of by Li Xiaocan? !

No matter what other people think, anyway, Li Xiaoguan was so happy that he jumped up on the spot and put his arms around Serious's neck, and kissed him loudly, which surprised Lao Hu and the others.

Why is this general's husband more open than those girls from other lands?I'm not ashamed at all!

"Serious, thank you." Li Xiaoguan's eyes lit up, looking at his serious, handsome and cold face, he was so in love.

This man is so kind!What was said the day before, was done for him the next day!

"It's okay." Seriously, he didn't think it was a big deal, "You don't have to be polite to me."

"Yeah!" Li Xiaoguan smiled happily and nodded.

Li Xiaoguan led the ewe to the yard and tied it up, then went outside and pulled some young grass in front of it.Probably frightened, the ewe mooed, but did not eat grass, and stomped on the ground with many marks.

"Eat, eat quickly." Li Xiaoguan cupped his face, looking forward to it.

This sheep is very fat, with fluffy hair, slender limbs, big and round eyes, with curved eyelashes covering the eyes, it is quite beautiful, and it makes Li Xiaoguan so beautiful.Looking at its big belly, it may not take long for it to give birth, and then it can be milked and boiled, and if there are more, it will be used to wash the face.

Tsk tsk, he will definitely turn white in a short time!

In fact, Li Xiaoguan found that this body is quite easy to turn white. The evidence is that he has not gone out to bask in the sun since he entered this studio, and now his thighs are a few degrees whiter.When he was on earth, he was not too white, but he had a roommate with an easy-white physique. He deliberately didn’t wear sunscreen when he went on a trip during the summer vacation. Roommates are depressed.

After all, that roommate is a 1.8-meter-six man, a straight man of steel. Li Xiaoguan had thought about his body before.

In short, Li Xiaoguan felt that even without milk, he could turn white!

I'm really looking forward to it, the foundation of this painting is pretty good, and I'm really looking forward to what it will look like after it turns white, it must be a handsome young man!

When Li Xiaoguan recovered from his intoxication, he found that the people in the courtyard were divided into several groups, only him and serious ones had no work to do.

First of all, Lao Hu led Liu Zong and a man named Chen Shijie to slaughter two sheep, and the rest Hua Xiuli and He Tianhai took them to the town to sell, and there was another man named Fang Hai who was all muscular and agile. Seriously, there was no more firewood in the firewood room, so he asked his younger brother Fang He to go to the mountain together and cut more than a dozen bundles of firewood.

By the time the smoke from every household in the village is rising, the small yard is already filled with the smell of mutton.

"It smells so good." Li Xiaoguan sniffed vigorously and smelled the fragrance all over his nose.

"Lao Hu's craftsmanship is not bad." Nodding solemnly, watching the little husband staring at Lao Hu and the others who were busy in the yard with piercing eyes, there was some unknown light in his eyes, and he said, "Most people from other places raise some cattle and sheep." , is not like the Qingli Kingdom, which has been cultivated for generations, and their terrain and climate are not suitable for planting like ours." Li Xiaoguan thought to himself, isn't this just like our Inner Mongolia!So he nodded understandingly.

"They like to drink goat's milk and eat mutton. That's where Lao Hu learned his skills."

Li Xiaoguan didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his words, and nodded in admiration, "That's a good study, this mutton is well cooked! It's delicious!"

Seriously looking at the little husband who didn't look anything different, he couldn't tell for a moment whether he really didn't know what he meant, or whether the little husband was pretending too well to be so calm.

Concealing all emotions, bowing his head seriously, and carefully wiped the bow in his hand.

There was too much mutton, and they left some wine when they got married. Hua Xiuli and He Tianhai went to the town to sell sheep and bought some good wine, so Li Xiaoguan thought about it and asked Serious to call the village chief to eat. a meal.

The matter of buying the land troubled the village head no matter what, not to mention that the village head thought about them with good intentions that day, Li Xiaoguan was quite moved.

Aunt Qiu and Li Xiaobao's share, Li Xiaoguan had already left it when Lao Hu was slaughtering sheep, and gave it to the village head when he went to call the village chief for dinner.At first they refused to accept it, but Li Xiaoguan said that it would be fine to let them count it as money and pay it back when they have money, so they stopped talking and accepted it.

In fact, they all knew in their hearts that Li Xiaoguan said this on purpose, to let them not be embarrassed, and never thought of taking their money.

"From now on, I will do my best to help Mr. Xiaoguan." Aunt Qiu comforted Li Xiaobao, "Mrs. Xiaoguan is an excellent person, we just need to write down his kindness."

"Well, I will definitely." Li Xiaobao stroked his son's hair, seeing his son's mouth full of greed, sad and funny, hiding the tears in his eyes, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Daddy Let me make meat for you! Now go to the house to accompany Father, and Daddy will call you when the meat is ready."

In the evening, he ate a delicious meal, not only a few men, but Li Xiaoguan ate mutton too much and also drank a lot of wine, he didn't know how he got into the house in a daze.

"Hmm." There was a small groan suddenly in the silent night.

So hot, so uncomfortable.

In the middle of the night, Li Xiaoguan was in a daze, pulling his clothes with both hands.

Itchy.

In the dark night, Li Xiaoguan didn't know that his face and body emitted a wave of heat, and a layer of pink luster appeared on the surface of his skin, which was tempting to commit crimes.

The front is itchy, the back is itchy, and the heart is the most itchy.

The person on the bed twisted his body, like a fish out of water, eager to return to the water and be nourished by the water.

He was so thirsty.

Finally, Li Xiaoguan couldn't bear the pain and opened his eyes.

what happened?Li Xiaoguan was a little dazed, he didn't know what was wrong with him, he just felt that his heart was very dry, and he really wanted to touch the small flagpole below, but his hands and feet were so tired that he didn't want to move.

The fire was burning hotter and hotter, Li Xiaoguan couldn't bear it anymore.There is a tall man lying next to him, so why should he wrong himself.He couldn't be more clear about the strength of this person.

"Serious." With a hoarse voice, Li Xiaoguan stretched out his hand to tug on Serious's clothes, with little strength and limpness, "I'm so uncomfortable, help me, let me

Comfortable……"

The serious person lying on his side felt a little complicated.

As a person who has been in the army for more than ten years, his vigilance is the highest.Seriously woke up at the moment when Fulang was short of breath and was about to make a sound.

The condition of the little husband is just because he ate too much mutton.

"Serious." Li Xiaoguan saw that the person did not respond, so he took off his clothes in a heartbeat, and leaned over by himself, rubbing against the person's back.

Touching the relatively rough fabric, Li Xiaoguan sighed comfortably.

After a while, a strong force pressed him down.

"Crack, creak." The wooden bed shook.

"Squeak, creak." The bug outside the house screamed tirelessly.

"crunch."

"Wow, woof, woof." The dog of an unknown family in the village barked.

"crunch."

"Oh oh oh." The rooster jumped onto the wall at sunrise in the east, and raised its neck proudly.

"crunch."

"No, no more." Li Xiaoguan's throat was dry, his voice was dry and hoarse, and there was a faint cry.

"Morning, brother!" He Tianhai opened the courtyard door, saw the general, greeted him in a vigorous manner, and then looked around, "Where's brother-in-law?" His general didn't answer him, but walked into the kitchen, Uncover the pot.

He Tianhai walked in and took a look, and shouted, "Porridge! No more meat pies! Didn't brother-in-law make meat pies this morning?"

He was a little disappointed, yesterday's meatloaf was quite delicious, why didn't he make it today?Isn't it just that you didn't exaggerate the small coal balls, as for being so narrow-minded.

Hey, if I knew it earlier, I would have praised him. He Tianhai rubbed his stomach, wanting to cry but not crying.

Hua Xiuli followed behind to see He Tianhai's daily stupidity, and was a little speechless.

How can there be any shadow of brother-in-law in this yard?If his observation is not wrong, the door of the general's room was not opened, right?The mutton they ate last night got up in the middle of the night and dried outside for half the night.Even if the general can hold back, so can the general Fulang.

Li Xiaoguan was woken up by urination. He drank too much wine last night. Even though he was so excited that he lost control and spent some time on the bed in the middle of the night, he still suffocated a lot and shivered.

Another way to get rich woke up.

The body is the same as the second day of marriage, limp and sore, but there is still a bit of strength, it is a rapid progress.

Without much entanglement, Li Xiaoguan put on his clothes.Seriously got water in the room, Li Xiaoguan washed his face and sighed.The body was wiped clean for him seriously, so the whole person looks okay except for the dark circles under the eyes.

When he walked out, there was no one in the courtyard, Li Xiaoguan was less restrained, and became more open-minded, limped and ate the porridge at ease, went into the house, picked up the dirty clothes and sheets, threw them into the basin, poured water, and rolled up his sleeves .

Separate his clothes from the serious ones, and Li Xiaoguan washes the serious ones first.

Since he went into the mountains, his serious clothes were a bit dirty, so Li Xiaoguan put soap on the neckline and sleeves respectively, then opened the sleeves, and finally the hem of the clothes.

"Huh?" When he touched the hem of the clothes, Li Xiaoguan's fingers touched a sticky thing.

Some of this mass is soft and some are hard, but overall it is sticky and sticky.

Curiously, Li Xiaoguan opened it, and found that it was white and yellowish. He picked it up with his nails and rubbed it, and it became clear. Then he put it under his nose and smelled it, and he immediately understood what it was.

In the blink of an eye, as if the two channels of Ren and Du had been opened up, Li Xiaoguan had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and thought of another way to get rich.

In this era, no one should have discovered the way to get rich!

Absolute monopoly!

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I'm so sleepy. Why do you need to use your brain to code? Can't you think with your butt?