I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?

"Really?" The young doctor's dark peach eyes widened slightly, with a look of shock: "I didn't hear Kunikida-kun say that."

"Of course it's true!" Osamu Dazai swore, smacking his chest, "You know Kunikida-kun's character, how can someone who strictly enforces his daily plans in a notebook use this rule."

Because I didn't take it to heart, I didn't tell Hojo Xingmu, which sounds completely understandable.If you still don't believe this, it must be a matter of Osamu Dazai's character.

"So that's how it is..." Hojo Xingmu thought deeply, and nodded slightly to show that he understood.

——The next time you are late, let Osamu Dazai take the blame!

Plan pass!

Although getting along can become a confrontation, but the two of them can be called brothers and sisters in the face of colleagues in the armed detective agency.

As soon as Hojo Hoshimu stepped in, he was called into the infirmary by Yosano Akiko, while Dazai Osamu was dragged by Kunikida Doppo by the collar and dragged into the pile of documents for him to make up the unfinished tasks from the shift.

When we met again, it was lunch break time, Osamu Dazai dragged his exhausted body and lay down on the bed next to Hojo Xingmu.Those who didn't know thought it was this guy who was injured.

"I'm going to go out to do some tasks in the afternoon." Osamu Dazai said in a muffled voice as he rolled around on the pillow.

"Good luck with your mission."

"...Mr. Xingmu wants to go with me." Osamu Dazai was silent for two seconds, then raised his body slightly to look at his pale side face, "Tell Dr. Xie Ye that you will be fine after the IV drip."

If it was someone else, she would definitely suggest that person to take a good rest, but Hojo Xingmu was different, unlike Yosano Akiko, he was more inclined to let him go out to bask in the sun and enjoy the breeze, which might be beneficial to calm his mind.

After all, she is not a psychiatrist, she can only try her best to take care of Hojo Xingmu's illness from her own perspective.

"Okay." Hearing that he could go out, the young man's dark eyes were finally stained with light, and he nodded to express his willingness to go together.

Although he really didn't want to work, if he had to choose between suffering in the infirmary, he would rather be a hard worker.

Because Hojo Xingmu's body was covered in injuries, Dazai Osamu is not a reliable reason, this task is not too difficult.

The two of them fished almost the whole time, during which Osamu Dazai got into the water once, and then arrived at the mission location earlier than Xingmu Hojo.

Hmm... I don't know if his kind of ride is considered a free ride.

When the Armed Detective Agency asked Dazai Osamu and his people to do the task, he didn't expect them to return today. He also "lived up to everyone's expectations" and led the young doctor away. A simple task was just done during the off-duty time.

The setting sun dyed the entire Yokohama into an orange tone, and Hojo Hoshimu's pale face all day seemed to become warmer, and he looked much better after being dyed with vitality. Unfortunately, Osamu Dazai was ready to go back before he could appreciate it enough.

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai tugged at Hojo Xingmu's cuff pitifully, "Aren't you going to commit suicide with me?"

Beitiao Xingmu tugged on the cuff, but it didn't come out.Passionate peach blossom eyes glanced at Dazai Zhi, with some embarrassment inside: "Dazai-kun should be able to do it himself?"

It's not like children go to kindergarten!Why should I stay with you!

"But suicide is a very dangerous thing." Dazai Osamu gave examples one by one with his fingers: "For example, being scratched by a stone at the bottom of the river, eating phantom mushrooms by mistake, etc., it will be convenient if there is a doctor who follows me many."

"..." Only Osamu Dazai could say such words about the danger of suicide from the mouth of a suicidal person.

"Please, Mr. Xingmu." Seeing his hesitation, Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes twice, and prayed with his palms together.

Dazai Osamu's appearance is undoubtedly very good, especially those kite-colored eyes, which are as cute as a cat when looking at people brightly.

People are all about appearance, and it is inevitable that they will soften their hearts when facing good-looking people, even Beijo Xingmu who has done so many missions is no exception.In the end, he relented and agreed to his request.

But even though it was a suicide, it was almost completely dark, and it was impossible for Dazai Osamu to take people to pick mushrooms in the mountain behind the Armed Detective Agency. In the end, he just wandered around the streets of Yokohama where there were not many people.

Beijo Xingmu followed him not too far away, and observed this person who was important to the mission by the way.

——Let’s say he’s not interested in the world, and this person is curious about everything like a cat, even a strange cloud in the sky will turn his head and ask him to look at it together;

Let's say he is interested in the world, but his desire to commit suicide has never changed.

In short, this is a person full of contradictions. If it was in reality, Hojo Xingmu would definitely stay away from him.But this is the mission, everything is for the 100 billion!

System: ... Sure enough, the only thing that can power the host is money.

After shopping around, Osamu Dazai showed a rare and generous treat, and then took Hojo Xingmu to the convenience store.

Thinking of the bento with only one vegetable last time, Hojo Xingmu was silent for two seconds, and finally gritted his teeth - go!

Although I really want to eat meat, I still have enough money for a meal.

System: That's promising!

In the end, Osamu Dazai came out with a bento that was a little higher than the green vegetable bento.More advanced refers to the layers of meat floss on top.

But don't be too picky about other people's treats. Hojo Xingmu's health is not yet complete, and he still needs to swallow a little bit of lemon tea to eat this kind of dry rice.

As for Osamu Dazai, he eats canned crab meat every day.

It's really like a cat, easy to raise but not easy to raise.Beitiao Xingmu glanced at him lightly and thought in his heart.

After finally surviving until Osamu Dazai was willing to go back, the two met Mafia's fight again on the way.

Hojo Xingmu: ...Is the mafia content in the port too high recently?Even in the city of Yokohama, you can't go for a walk after dinner to see this kind of scene, right?

Osamu Dazai was obviously also a little surprised, and then quickly blamed him: "If I hadn't walked in this sparsely populated place, I wouldn't have met these people."

The port mafia had already noticed the two of them, and pointed their guns in unison, as if they were bound to send them to heaven.

Over there, Osamu Dazai was still thinking calmly: "Should...you can't be so unlucky that you meet him, right?"

As a time and space administrator, Hojo Xingmu, who can be regarded as having the perspective of God, guessed who he was talking about, and couldn't help complaining to the system in his heart: [It is impossible not to encounter this kind of flag! 】

[System: ...] Don't cue it if you are a childish ghost.

The young doctor obviously didn't expect there to be so many people, his peach blossom eyes were wide open, his skin was pale against the dark night, and his thin lips even began to tremble slightly.

Osamu Dazai frowned, Hojo Xingmu got along with him too naturally, although he would not forget his illness, but he would inevitably be a little negligent.

Just like now, my first reaction was to joke with him.

"Are you okay?"

"It's okay. The young doctor shook his head, his black hair swaying slightly with his movements, "It's just that I'm not used to so many people. "

"Corpse" doesn't feel scared, so he really doesn't feel a little bit inside, just some physical reactions that he can't resist, but it really doesn't matter.

"Dazai-kun, are we going to escape?" Hojo Xingmu tried hard to control his trembling body, and asked earnestly with wet eyes in his amorous peach blossom eyes.

After all, both of them have different abilities that are not combat-type, and it can even be exaggerated to say that they are delicate and weak, and there is no way to avoid bullet attacks.

"Hmm... what do you think Hojo-kun?" Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, then threw the question back.

"If it was Kunikida-kun, he would definitely suggest that we run quickly. But..." Hojo Hoshimu's eyelashes trembled slightly, seeming excited and frightened: "No matter how we think about it, we can't outrun the bullet, right?"

"That's right!" Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers.

This action was obviously a provocation to Port Mafia, followed by the sound of a group of bullets being loaded, and the murderous aura became more intense.

[Unification! !They're not going to misfire, are they? ? 】If you die, the task will be judged as a failure, and you will be penalized with experience points!

The system smiled: [These are all genuine high-end weapons. 】

【so……? 】Hojo Xingmu blinked and asked hopefully.

[Good boy, we are in heaven...ah no, see you in hell. 】

Beijo Xingmu: ...Now it is certain that the system really hates itself.

"So what is Xingmu-Jun going to do?" Osamu Dazai raised his hands to show the group of people harmless, and asked in a breathy voice.

"Oh, by the way, if Mr. Xingmu continues to use that dangerous gas, there is a high probability that he will be educated by Dr. Xie Ye." Before Xingmu Beijo could speak, he hurriedly added.

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"Don't worry, I won't use it." Beijo Xingmu replied seriously, "It's windy outside, so it won't be very efficient to use it."

"So what should we do?" Osamu Dazai watched the leader say something on the walkie-talkie, and then the man looked at them vigilantly.

This reaction is probably nine out of ten... No!There are several upper floors in the port mafia, so it won't be so unfortunate!He prayed silently in his heart.

"I'm more inclined to fight to the death." Hojo Hoshimu pursed his lips and smiled, looking at what Dazai should have said: "Mr. Dazai wants to commit suicide, and I don't think I'm still alive. The most suitable for this kind of premise is Is this the plan?"

Without the slightest hesitation, Osamu Dazai desperately shook his head and rejected this plan: "I just want to find a lovely lady to die in love, and dying at the hands of a smelly man is against my purpose."

"Then I'll support them, Mr. Dazai, run away." As if expecting him to say this, the young doctor quickly came up with another plan.

These plans all have one thing in common - from the beginning to the end, they never considered the possibility of their own survival.

Osamu Dazai was a little unhappy.

He didn't know why he was unhappy, obviously he was pursuing death every day, but he still felt stuffy and hot in his chest when he heard Beijo Xingmu's words.

But he is good at hiding his emotions, so he smiled brightly: "Mr. Xingmu is such a good man! Seeing that you have done this, I will reluctantly meet that slug~"