I turned out to be beautiful and miserable?

"I don't think so, but if Mr. Dazai is worried, can you go in and take a look?" Hojo Xingmu frowned slightly, obviously knowing that what Dazai just said was not what he said, but he didn't ask, just followed his words down.

"Let's forget it, Kunikida-kun will dislike you if you act without authorization." Osamu Dazai curled his lips. If Hojo Xingmu pressed on, maybe he would continue talking...

"Then wait patiently." Hojo Hoshimu pursed his lips and returned, "If something goes wrong, Kunikida-kun will definitely notify us."

For the next period of time, the two of them fell silent as if they had reached some kind of tacit agreement, until Kunikida's message was transmitted, which was concise and clear—【Safety, come in. 】

"Then let's go," Osamu Dazai jumped off the wall first, his kite-colored eyes shining brightly under the moonlight, "Let me experience Xingmu-jun's hypnosis."

"It's not hypnosis," Hojo Xingmu shook his head, first threw down the bulky medical kit, and looked down at Osamu Dazai, "It's just some simple medicine."

Immediately afterwards, the slender and thin young doctor jumped off like that, just like jumping off the Yokohama Harbor Bridge when the two met for the first time.

If it weren't for that disease, he must be a very popular doctor.The corners of Dazai Osamu's lips turned up, and he lamented Hojo Xingmu's bad luck in his heart.

【This guy is definitely not thinking of anything good. ] Hojo Xingmu was disgusted by the system in his heart.

[The system can't deny it: You are all the same. 】

【how come! ] Hojo Xingmu looked innocent, 【I've always been thinking about how to complete the task as soon as possible. 】

The system doesn't want to ignore him anymore.

The orphanage was once an abandoned church, a building that has been around for a long time, and the door makes a piercing bang when it opens.

Kunikida Doppo turned in through a ventilation window on the second floor, and that location was indeed a bit difficult for Dazai Osamu and Hojo Hoshimu, so he could only dislike it and opened another window for them on the first floor.

"It's a bit like meeting lovers." Dazai Osamu looked at his companion who had been parted for more than an hour, and said in a disgusted voice, "It would be great if Kunikida-kun is a beautiful woman who is willing to die in love with me."

"Why did you start dreaming before you fell asleep!" Kunikida Doppo grabbed Dazai Osamu by the back collar and pulled him in. This force successfully made him face the ground, and his forehead hit Dirty There was a layer of dust on Xi's walls.

"It hurts—" Dazai Osamu's voice was muffled and aggrieved, but unfortunately the two partners didn't like him.

As a doctor, Hojo Xingmu even knelt down with his knees in his arms and looked at him, saying, "Doctors will hate you if you pretend to be sick."

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Does Kunikida-kun know where the director's room is?" Hojo Hoshimu ignored Dazai Osamu's accusing gaze, and turned his peachy eyes to Kunikida Doppo.

No matter how ordinary the tone is, the pale face will not lie.Kunikida Doppo frowned, but considering the young doctor's previous attitude, he didn't say much and went straight to the point: "In the middle of the children's dormitory."

"Then let's go there quickly." Beijo Xingmu took out a bottle of light blue liquid from the medical box, and left it here.

Kunikida Doppo, who originally wanted to lead the way, saw the young doctor approaching the dean's door with ease, his eyes stared straight - he thought that the doctor who had been pestered by Osamu Dazai during the day hadn't memorized the route at all.

Now it seems that he really underestimated people.

Kunikida Doppo followed Hojo Xingmu all the way, and found that he was more looking forward to his future performance than worrying about Hojo Xingmu's illegal use of medicine.

"Can I go in directly?" The young doctor hesitated when he reached the door of the dean.

There was a slight panic in the beautiful Taohua eyes, and she looked at the ground uncomfortably.

"..." Kunikida Doppo suddenly realized.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help joking, "I thought that in the eyes of doctors, others would have no privacy at all."

It's too funny to shyly break into the room of the opposite sex even though they can't treat human beings as their own kind.

"Even animals have privacy." The young doctor retorted disapprovingly, and then said, "She...wouldn't sleep naked, would she?"

"..." Dazai Osamu couldn't help laughing, and elbowed Kunikida Doppo, "Kunikida-kun, please go in and help the doctor?"

His address to Hojo Xingmu would change from "Xingmu-jun" to "doctor", which should be more unfamiliar, but he didn't feel this way at all when he came out of this kind of person, and it even made the atmosphere even more embarrassing.

"Ah? Me!?" Kunikida Doppo, the only honest person, opened his eyes slightly and felt uncomfortable.

It would have been fine if Hojo Xingmu hadn't said it, but he became weird instantly after he said it.It seems like if you break in, you will become a disciple...

"That's right." Osamu Dazai, who likes to see his partners in trouble, is full of joy, "Because Kunikida-kun is the best, if I go in, it will be bad if I wake up the dean."

"It's okay, the medicine has a hypnotic effect, she should be sleeping soundly now." Hojo Xingmu stared at Osamu Dazai with his dark red eyes, the meaning in his words was self-evident.

Of course, there was no hypnotic ingredient in the medicine at all, it was all Hojo Xingmu's bad taste.

——Although it’s fun to be honest and embarrassing, the pleasure of eating for a person like Osamu Dazai will be multiplied.

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes twice, seeing that he couldn't refuse with a legitimate reason, he simply acted shamelessly, "But I don't want to see the director's naked body at all..."

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"No one wants to see it!" Kunikida Doppo roared in a low voice.

"Then I'll go in first." It was almost a joke, and I already knew from the system that the dean's pajamas were strictly worn by Hojo Xingmu, who "sacrificed himself for others".

"But..." Kunikida Doppo was a little embarrassed, afraid that the young doctor's aversion to people would increase when he saw this kind of thing.

"It's okay, I'm not as fragile as Kunikida-kun thought." Hojo Xingmu looked at him, his exquisite eyes were full of determination.

[System: Hehe, those who don't know think they are going to the execution ground. 】

[Hojo Xingmu: For patients with Cotard syndrome, every time they get along with others is like going to the execution ground. 】

When his pale palm was pressed against the cold door and he was about to push it open, Kunikida Doppo first pulled Hojo Xingmu's arm and dragged him back, and then rushed in by himself.

Hojo Xingmu: ...Did you bully too much?

【Ms. Kunikida is really a good person!Excited.JPG]

[System: ...] It's over, after that mathematics probably won't be able to hold back its own host.

Although he is not very young, Kunikida Doppo's innocence is definitely not less than that of a male high school student. His face was flushed, and he slowly opened one eye to make sure that the Dean's arm outside was indeed covered by the dark pajamas before putting it down. heart.

Then he poked his head out and said to Osamu Dazai, who was holding his stomach and laughing helplessly, and Hojo Hojo, who was staring at him worriedly, "Please feel free to come in."

"It's really troublesome Kunikida-kun." The young doctor nodded, and stepped in obediently. Only the system knew that this unscrupulous outsider laughed no less than Osamu Dazai.

An innocuous episode relieved the tension in the atmosphere. Kunikida Doppo, who was focused on the task, looked at Hojo Xingmu seriously and signaled that the rest would be handed over to him.

The young doctor tightly held the medicine bottle, and then walked straight towards the dean.

It's a pity that things were not that simple. Seeing that Beitiao Xingmu was about to open the bottle, the sleeping dean suddenly opened his eyes, and the cold knife slashed towards his eyes.

"Be careful!" Kunikida Doppo yelled and was about to rush over, but it was still a step too late.

The young doctor habitually raised his arm to cover his eyes, thick and sticky blood dripped down his wrist.

"Who are you?" Hojo Xingmu didn't seem to feel any pain, and asked the nun's calm voice with his dark red eyes.

"Of course it's the director of this orphanage." The nun smiled slightly, and shook the cross hanging around her neck.

"You're not the person you were during the day today." The young doctor's frail body trembled due to excessive blood loss, but he confronted the woman without losing his grace, "No one in the world except me can unravel the medicine I gave her. .”

"So it's like this... I thought it was some kind of supernatural power." Seeing being discovered, the "nun" didn't hide it on purpose, she just sat on the edge of the bed with her legs crossed, "Armed detective agency will be more troublesome, but I still It is better to suggest that you do not meddle in this matter. Those children will come back fine."

"Who cares about you—"

Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually solidifying, Osamu Dazai interrupted suddenly to break the tension, and walked in front of Hojo Xingmu, "Don't you need to bandage the wound?"

"It's okay." Hojo Xingmu shook his head at him, frowned slightly and looked at the "nun" and asked, "Are you the former head of this church?"

"Why do you say that?" "Nun" paused, and asked with a smile, "Do I look like a person of faith?"

"Whether it looks like it or not, this is not the time to talk about it, is it?" Kunikida Duppo said with a serious face, looking at Hojo Xingmu's pale face due to excessive blood loss, "Please treat the wound first."

As a doctor, even if there are no medical tools at hand, the most basic hemostasis can always be done, right?

The young doctor's current behavior is that he doesn't care about his body at all, and his mental illness will not affect his feeling of pain. This kind of self-abuse method makes it difficult for Kunikida Doppo to agree.

"It's okay, I..."

Hojo Xingmu wanted to continue to postpone, but Kunikida Doppo directly grabbed the other uninjured wrist and dragged him towards the place where he dropped the medical box just now.

The "nun" froze, angry that she was not taken seriously, and was about to take the opportunity to take a walk but was stopped by Osamu Dazai.The smiling man was more terrifying than the two just now, and she could even see the thick ink-like darkness in the iris-colored eyes.

"Anyway, let's wait for the two of them for a while." She heard the man say so.