Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

My guardian has always been my mother Kiki.

My daily routine was to sleep and eat as Kicho's body-dressing doll, and occasionally earn a fortune in desserts at Xiban, and watch late-night detective dramas specially tuned up for me by Miji at night.

Life is a bit boring, but I still like it. Although I am often complained about by jokes, I am still a baby and live like a middle-aged person. Please, I am not a middle-aged person like Jiji, just ordinary Pass is very good.

But Ki Qiu went out on a mission, and the mission target was very vigilant, and needed to stay outside for at least a week.

Of course, part of it is also an excuse. My wife Yuno, who caused my parents' quarrel, will also participate in this mission, and they may stay with their sisters for a few days later.

Ki Qiu is not the kind of character who will report everything, but Shiba, a super straight man, still finds a thing or two from Ki Qiu's unexpectedly exquisite makeup, and happily humming a little song while carefully choosing clothes in the closet. .

On weekdays, Li Jiqiu is also very neatly dressed. Even in his own yard, he always wears full makeup. It is exquisite from beginning to end, but it is exquisite and deliberately found a lot of other makeup for comparison. The painting is beautiful It's completely different again.

I don't know why Shiba is so dull in other areas. For example, he can't even notice when Kikyo changes a lipstick shade or a different nail polish color, but he is particularly sensitive when it comes to my wife Yuno.

My wife Yuno is obviously a girl, Shiba also has to watch carefully, and go on missions with Kiqiu.

Look too closely.

【By the way, I went to No. 12 honeymoon with Kiqiu. 】

You have been married for 12 years and have a honeymoon every year. You deserve to have a wife.

In that case, I would have no escort.

It's impossible to follow, as soon as I leave to beat the enemy, my teleportation can take me all over the world. This is something that an autocratic patriarch like Shiba will never allow.

I don't know where I heard the news, Yi Ermi dug himself out of the pit at a very fast speed, then ran and ran to Shiba and offered himself in front of Shiba.

I pushed the plane tree hard, and we beat up the enemy's reliable butler to counteract Shiba's terrible idea.

Obviously Yi Jian is useless, maybe it’s interesting to see me slumped, and because of the idea of ​​beating the enemy and loving the family, Shiba stroked Yiermi’s hair and agreed to it.

Immediately gloating in the mischievous eyes could overflow, and he kept laughing up to the sky from the bottom of his heart.

[Hahaha, you are miserable, you actually fell into the hands of the elder brother, hahahaha. 】

Brothers can't do it, come on, let's duel.

Xi Ba added: "Mi Ji is also entrusted to you."

Mi Ji's uncontrollable smile collapsed in an instant, and he was frozen into a stone portrait. Under the shadow of Yier Fan, he broke through himself and shouted loudly, "I can learn by myself, and I don't need supervision. "

"Training can't be missed." Shiba said.

On this point, Mi Ji has no way to shout that he can do it by himself, if he can, he can even stay in his room for a month to tinker with his machines.

Waiting for Xiba and Kiqiu Xiang to board the airship.

Yi Ermi looked up to the sky, stretched out her hand and touched her face.

Then he turned around suddenly, with a false smile on his face, and the curved arc seemed to be pulled from the face of a star on TV. The shock to me and Miji was no different from the human body displayed in the window. The doll suddenly showed a stiff smile and said "Welcome to hell" to us.

Mi Ji was so frightened that he wanted to hug me, but I dodged and shouted loudly, "Brother, brother...?"

[He didn't sign up to become a magical girl, but became a demon king instead? 】

Don't complain about this to Yi Ermi, who wants to release his brother's love to his younger brother, but know that he also wants to be a good brother.

[The first step to being a good brother is to smile? 】

Although there will be a question mark.

Under the accusation of Miji's eyes, I reported Miji to Yierfan, and said that Miji needs exercise very much. Yierfan should spend 24 hours a day with him, and as for me, I don't need it.

However, Yiermi has always been good at extracting other people's words to achieve his desired goal.

If I report it, it becomes "Kusuo wants my company".

Yi Ermi went to the basement definitely because his Chinese is a negative score.

"Kusuo likes me so much, I'm so happy."

"So," Yi Ermi tilted his head, clenched his right fist and tapped on his open left palm, "let's play a game."

So we ushered in the dark life of being guarded by Il fans.

I'm going to hate playing games.

Like peek-a-boo, the most boring game in the world.

Is this thing really any fun at all?

I'm now standing three meters off the ground wondering why I wasted three of the most precious hours of my life playing peek-a-boo.

But I didn't do it voluntarily.

Go back to three hours ago.

The Il fan who said that he was playing the game with a strange expression that looked like it was broken, looked like a joke and secretly played the R18 game. This time it is different from the late-night pay program. None above.

The blackened heroine said to the half-hearted hero that she wanted to play a game with him, and sliced ​​the person directly.

The process was very bloody and violent, but fortunately, the SAN value of the child we beat up the enemy had dropped to the point where it could no longer drop, and it would not be affected at all.

Although the smiles of Il fans really look like they want to cosplay the game process with us orthopedics, but actually playing the game, as we can see now, is just peek-a-boo.

However, according to Mi Ji, the degree of danger is even more exciting than the heroine meeting the blackened heroine. Look at it, even Miji is alive and well without missing arms or legs, so you know it's just false propaganda.

But it is indeed very exciting, because there will be a wild and murderous Shiba behind him. As we all know, some people are really scared to death by the murderous aura.

The feeling of Shiba chasing after him is like chasing a hundred hellhounds behind him, the adrenaline rushes soaring, every time after it is over, the tattered joke will run to the edge of my crib Cursed, "Xiba, kill your hide-and-seek".

Although it's not Sheba now, it's an Il fan, plus a make-up joke.

That's right, today's peek-a-boo is two ghosts and one person, and I am the one being chased.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm seriously jiggling.

Yi Erfan chased after him like twenty Sadakos. His whole body could be transformed into a long and thin ghost, and he was the kind that could attack from a distance anytime, anywhere.

And because of his young age, he won't keep his hands when he strikes. One of the rare people like Shiba is to pass by in front of hell, and the other is to crash into the gate of hell to see if you are lucky enough to die.

If it was ridiculous, I'm afraid it would have ended long ago, but it's completely different if the opponent is forced to join the battle.

The truth is, the first hour can be regarded as peek-a-boo, but for the next two hours, I am dying of laughter, and no one has noticed that I am floating in the sky.

I am floating in the air, there is no shelter around, and they can't see me, it's not that there are brothers who pretend not to see me to make me happy. Believe me, if they can really see me, they will definitely kill me immediately I grab it and declare the game victorious.

It shouldn't be possible to be ridiculous, but Il fans will use his nails to force me down.

I am now in a "stealth" state.

Probably because I was too aggrieved by the failure of running away from home yesterday. I just discovered that I have such a new ability.

While I was floating wildly to avoid the pursuit of Il fans and his nail attack, I was still thinking "if they can't see me, I can sneak back to watch TV dramas, and detective dramas during the day are also quite interesting ", Yi Ermi, who was chasing after me, was stunned.

Obviously I was still in front of him, but he couldn't see me at all, and looked around with some doubts. Only then did I realize that there was an extra "invisibility" in my skill bar.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

With this in mind, I plan to take this opportunity to stay in the villa and watch detective dramas.

The detective drama in the daytime file is "The Famous Detective of Ten Thousand Years of Elementary School Students".

While thinking about the plot I watched before, I opened the window.

During the hide-and-seek period, no entry is allowed inside the villa, and the servants will close the doors and windows.

If you teleport directly in, there is no problem at all, but I have tried it before, and the invisibility and teleportation are not compatible for the time being. If you use teleportation, "invisibility" will be invalid, and if you use "invisibility", you will not be able to teleport.

So I can only open the window by hand.

The moment I opened the window, my "invisibility" ability was removed. To make matters worse, although Mi Ji would not chase me himself, he would use the drone he developed.

The drone was hovering above my head. He knew his drone couldn't deal with me, so he installed a huge red siren on the drone. As soon as it was aimed at my face, he began to alarm loudly, "Call brother, call Brother, Kusuo is here!"

damn.

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A day in the life of Kusuo under the guardianship of his elder brother:

get up at seven in the morning and have breakfast

Rest from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] to cooperate with the big brother's literacy teaching. The big brother said, "Come to Kusuo, this reads 'big brother is the best'.", I got Kusuo's supercilious attack, and read him a doggerel for him, and got the big brother's seal applauded, 【Ah, Kusuo wrote poems for me. 】

From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] to play peek-a-boo, the eldest brother appeared in berserk mode, the second brother was forced to be berserk, and Kusuo was in stealth mode.

[-]:[-] to [-]:[-] pm, meal plus lunch break

From [-]:[-] p.m. to [-]:[-] p.m., continue to hide and seek, the elder brother is in berserk mode, the second brother is forced to go berserk without gas, and Kusuo continues to hide

From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the evening, the elder brother forced a brotherhood to watch TV together. The elder brother tried to enter Two-dimensional and failed. After the rage, the family replaced a new TV

After eight o'clock in the evening, Kusuo's nightlife begins, watching the new late-night paid program "The Unemployed Detective Who Enters the Water" with the second brother, and the eldest brother finds out that he is hanging upside down on a golden hook outside, and the second brother is arrested by the eldest brother and beaten into the basement

At two o'clock in the morning, the second brother came back crying, and Kusuo fell asleep.