Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Saying "absolutely don't save the world", but at night I still beat up the alien who was holding a laser cabin and looking for the aiming point at our world.

It has nothing to do with saving the world, it's just that the aiming port of the laser wooden warehouse is aimed at me, um, it's just like this, although I don't know if the aliens have such powerful technology, they can even sit in a spaceship, there must be, Across the universe, I pointed at me who occasionally glanced at the window.

It's just self-protection.

The next day, I was forced to attend the meeting of beating the enemy again. Fortunately, our meetings are usually relatively early, so it should not affect the ribbon-cutting ceremony I promised Jin to attend.

The meeting was because Il fans contacted Hisoka, and the Hisoka figure on Orihara Rinya's desk had not been resolved before.

Although I don't think it's very important, I still need to find out whether the Hisoka figurine was sent from our world, or Orihara Rin was also self-made for some purpose.

Il turned on the loudspeaker so everyone could hear their conversation.

Il fans don't care about privacy at all at this point.

"Hisso." Ilmi called the other party's name indifferently, and then went straight to the central topic, "You know Orihara Rinya."

"Well, do you know him~" Hisoka's voice became more and more voluptuous, sloppy.

"Hisuo." Yiermi's tone quickly cooled down, and there was a circle of air-conditioning around him. If there were magic spirits in our world, he would probably be surrounded by a circle of winged magic spirits flying around to survive. Spin the wings.

"Don't be angry, Xiaoyi," Hisoka's voice was very calm, "I also have my own right to privacy, although we are 'good friends', but if you fight with me, maybe I can tell you ~"

"I'm full of anger now, and I need to vent my anger." Hisoka raised his voice at the end, and his tone became dangerous.

"I was played very hard."

"The Hunter Association exam, I thought there would be excellent guys, but in fact it was very boring, they were all rotten apples~ so I beat up the examiner." Hisoka was indignant, and he felt a little wronged, " In the name of selecting the best guys, it's simply an exam fraud."

Well, because the people in the same competition were too bad, the examiner was beaten up, very Hisoka style.

Yier fans ignored him and repeated the name again, "Orihara Rinya."

"I've said it all, if you agree to my conditions, you can do whatever you want, but if you don't agree, then I'm sorry, Xiao Yi~." Hisoka seemed to be joking, but in fact this is definitely Hisoka from the heart.

Yi Ermi said blankly, "You still owe me one billion, and I can use this money to buy this information."

I remember that it wasn’t originally at this price. I haven’t seen it in a few months, and it has tripled. If Irmi had done usury, he would have made a lot of money, but in fact he only lends money to Hisoka.

"That was a hemorrhage," Hisoka said, "But a few days ago, I was doing financial business with 2 million yuan from the Sky Arena, and now I have a net worth of more than 90 billion yuan. I don't care about the details. I can use this money Pay you back~"

"Finance is indeed boring, but if you want to, you can quickly make money in legal ways, and I have been very lucky~" Hisoka said casually on the phone.

Then he smiled very lowly, whispering like a whisper, "But Xiaoyi won't let me use this money to pay off your debt easily, right?"

"Ah~ To some extent, you can't leave me, Xiao Yi~"

The words were very ambiguous, but Yi Ermi didn't feel it, and was even thinking about what name to use to double the original one billion arrears to Hisoka's current net worth.

It has to be said that Hisoka has been dealing with the bookkeeping methods of Il fans these years. Although it is useless to deal with Il fans, it is true that accounting and finance are not in vain. He has made so much money by reinvesting his remuneration, he is definitely talented in this area, and he might become the richest man in the world someday.

Yahhhhhhhh, the world's richest man Hisoka.

What a magical name.

However, it is estimated that he can't escape the inflation of Il fans. If this continues, maybe he can only receive the inheritance of Amano Xuehui. After all, in name, it is only Amano Xuehui who temporarily takes care of his biological parents' property before he reaches adulthood.

Others will inherit the family business if they don't work hard, but Hisoka will inherit the family business if he doesn't work hard to outperform Yiermi.

"You can also let me play with Kusuo~" Hisoka crazily danced on the thunder spot of Il fans, "The alien in the sky arena is Kusuo."

Previously, there were N suns and laser beams in the old city near the Sky Arena, and the buildings were destroyed and seemed to go back in time to return to their original state, because no one with the ability to stand up and claim responsibility for this action, Although beating up the enemy originally wanted to find a person with the ability to top the bag, but the sun fell from the sky can make Jeno's name, and my grandfather's ability is expressed in the form of a meteorite from the sky, but it is really impossible to go back in time, so now it is The alien claim has the upper hand.

It is not allowed to be taught in textbooks, and the Dark Continent, which only a few people know, is a legendary place among many ordinary people. Compared with the Dark Continent, the idea that it is still an alien is more attention-grabbing.

Having said that, with so many strange abilities, can't you awaken a "time regression"?

This year's ability-readers are not good enough, I can't help thinking this way.

Because the public opinion is like this, the way to beat the enemy is to simply let it go, without deliberately intervening, and naturally there is no excuse left.

A wave of people from the Hunter Association came, but none of them came to a conclusion.

What happened to Mi Chi in the Sky Arena is a secret, but even if someone knew about it, they would not think of him as a beating enemy based on his identity. The protection of the enemy has always been well known, and when he encountered such an unknown danger , It is really normal to choose to recall children who travel abroad.

But what is surprising is that the old city is now widely acclaimed because it has become a place where aliens appear, and adventurers often go there, and it is not planned to be demolished as a scenic spot.

To be honest, everyone is not afraid to do it again, they really are human beings who just want to stimulate.

But it is difficult for the Hunter Association to find traces, but it is difficult to hide it from Hisoka. Although he usually wears a clown outfit and looks foolish, he is not a serious person, but if he washes his face clean, he can immediately transform from a clown back to Sherlock Holmes , From some clues, you can trace it to Mi Ji, and then think of me.

Ordinary people would not think of me, but in the past, I showed a side different from ordinary people in his eyes.

Hearing Hisoka's question, Yi Ermi glanced at me, and then replied very calmly, "It's a real person."

"Huh?" Hisoka made a puzzled monotone.

"A guy with magical abilities. He can summon the sun, make laser rays, and even go back in time." Yiermi imbued all my abilities into the real person with a blank face, "I once The mission met him and was followed by him."

Hisoka heard Yi Ermi's words, and said yearningly, "It's great, Xiao Yi, it's always easy to get to know perverts."

Is this physique a good thing?As a killer, Yi Ermi reckoned that this physique was the most annoying.

And this is not scolding yourself?

Even Yier fans paused, tilted their heads in confusion and asked, "Hisuo, scold yourself for being happy?"

Hearing this, Hisoka didn't get angry, "Hehe, I'm not a pervert, I will be very sad if Xiao Yi thinks of me like this~"

The rippling ending sound can't see this at all. It's completely possible to put the BGM of Shiba's "You let me rippling~" on Hisoka, and there may be no sense of disobedience at all.

Yi Ermi didn't bother to talk to him, "When I went to visit Mi Ji, he found the trace, but I left quickly, so he could only attack Mi Ji, trying to get information about me."

"It was Kusuo who used 'teleportation' to bring Michi back."

"Xiao Yi, I'm two years older than you." Hisoka chuckled.

He is using the age difference to remind Il fans not to lie.

However, Ilmi didn't even change his face, and said very calmly, "You can ask Orihara Rinya."

"You want to track Orihara Rinya through my mobile phone." Hisoka pointed out the purpose of Il's fan, "But it's useless, I only want one, you know."

Yier fans ignored his words and just continued, "Orihara Rin also put your figure on the desk as a figure."

"Hmm, he really has to do such a boring thing." Hisoka said without any surprise, "He said Kuroro went to him, we made a bet that Kuroro saw my hand Do you want to pick it up and have a look?"

For a moment, Yier Fan's face was filled with speechless capital letters, just because of such a boring thing?

"If I lose, I will do one thing for him," Hisoka's voice came. "As for winning or losing, if you want to know, you should know what to do, Xiao Yi~"

Yi Ermi hung up the phone mercilessly.

The three people who beat the enemy looked at each other in blank dismay. With such a bad personality, he was indeed the one who could do things that he scolded himself.

Yi Erfan said calmly, "He's lying."

But it is impossible to get information from Hisoka based on the current situation alone, but the risk of fighting Hisoka is too great, and Il fans are not sure whether to pay the price.

But Shiba made a final decision, "Don't think about such things."

After thinking about it all night, Shiba finally made a decision, "I will hide the news of the gem fragment, put it in the basement, and not allow anyone to approach it."

"I will ask Wutong and the others to continue to collect the other 'Meteorites' secretly, and then put them in another safe place," Xiba said.

Even though he didn't participate in yesterday's chat room meeting, Shiba still made the most appropriate choice based on his own experience.

"As for those curse spirits from different worlds," he snorted softly, "if they don't attack the enemy, let them go. If they can't think about it, then kill them."

Since there are entities, they also know their weaknesses. Although they all have some weird abilities, Shiba doesn't think that those with the ability to think in this world will lose.

"Yes, father." Yi Ermi lowered his head and accepted the order, and then he planned to finish his training and left the conference room.

Maybe it would be better to tell Shiba about the chat room, he will make a correct judgment, and he probably won't force me to participate in saving the world, he is worried every day that his "Gate of the Underworld" will become a "paradise" door".

But I thought about it and decided not to explain it.

The main reason is that I found that even if I changed the phone or the chip, I would still see this APP on the new phone, but no one else could see it, so it should be simply bound to me.

Even if I told Shiba about it, he couldn't enter the chat room at all.

And it doesn't seem necessary now.

According to what my wife and Amano said, if the "predator" wants to make a comeback, he must keep his body intact, so Shiba's approach can completely prevent others from discovering the secret of "Meteor Iron" and running to another world. Then teleport the pieces of the gem over there.

So it’s the same whether you tell me or not. On the contrary, if you tell me, you have to explain yourself. This explanation also includes a lot of content. Looking at the words that Amano typed before, I seem to have more than [-] words, which exceeds the words I have spoken in a year. quantity.

Seeing that I didn't leave the meeting room immediately, Shiba asked, "What's wrong, Kusuo?"

"Kim invited me to the ribbon-cutting ceremony for Greed Island," I replied.

Shiba's piercing cat eyes turned into dead fish eyes in an instant, "Oh, you want to take Alluka with you."

Alluka?

What does this have to do with Alluka?

Oh, indeed, I suddenly thought of something. When I took Qi Ya to teleport to the island of greed, I didn't explain the situation to Shiba, and teleported away very naturally.

So I, or I took Qiya to the island of greed, I would never think about teleportation at all, and the only person who needs to report if I want to do so is the ordinary person Alluka.

But Shiba probably wouldn't agree with Aluka's physical condition.

To my surprise, Shiba actually said, "Yes."

"Surprised?" Shiba turned his head and said to me, "Although Alluka is destined to be an ordinary person, he is also my child. I will let him grow up. If you want to play with him, you are free. As long as you can protect him."

I remembered what Kiya had said to me.

In that world, after confirming the degree of danger of Alluka, Shiba was afraid that beating the enemy would also be the price of the failure of the "force" due to the responsibility for death related to the blood relationship after the failure of the "force". Aluja was locked in the basement, and Ilmi sealed Kiya's memory with a needle.

But in fact, if you are only worried about this, you just need to kill Alluka, but the person who beats the enemy will not attack his family, and the spread of Alluka's ability will cause a lot of trouble. It is the biological parasitism of the Dark Continent, even if it is to beat the enemy, it will be very troublesome. Choosing to lock him in the basement can be regarded as a kind of protection for him by Shiba.

"Well, I'll take care of Alluka." I said to Shiba.

Then turn around and look for Qi Ya first.

He was playing a game with Alluka, and covering his face with his hands, he yelled, "Oni-chan is gone!"

Alluka curled her lips and looked like she was about to cry, but Kiya suddenly put down her hand, "Oni-chan is here!"

Aluka was taken aback, and laughed loudly, "Oni-chan~ One more!"

Nanika in Kiya and Alluka's body has memories, but Aluka does not. However, Nanika and Kiya said that Alluka's soul has not changed, and it should be just a too weak soul traveling through time and space. of the side effects.

Nanika awakened in advance mainly by eating my superpowers, and Yaluka herself has no abilities, so naturally she can't be recovered.

But Kiya was very happy, probably because he felt that he could make up for the years when Aluka was locked in the basement and he didn't know anything.

Facing Alluka's sweet request of "Oni-chan~one more~", Kiya nodded like a silly brother, "Alluka can come as many times as he wants."

I walked in.

Alluka quickly abandoned Kiya, opened his arms towards me, and called out sweetly, "Oni-chan, Feifei~"

So I used my mind to fly Alluka high, and Kiya could do it too, but he couldn't make Alluka float in the air like me, and she laughed happily in the sky.

"This is the time for Ododo and Oni sauce with Alluka and I." Qiya pointed to Alluka and himself with some dissatisfaction.

[After being reborn, I am no longer Ya Lujia's favorite Oni sauce QAQ. 】

Even if he was so resentful, there was nothing he could do about it.

But I still put Alluka back into Kiya's arms, and it's okay to play with him occasionally. Actually, I don't have that much patience to take care of a baby like Alluka like Kiya.

"By the way, do you have anything to ask me?" Qi Ya turned his head away. He was excluded from the previous beating meeting because he was too young, and he is still sulking today.

Qi Ya seems to be getting more and more childish.

【You don't even want to broadcast live to me! 】Qi Ya complained from the bottom of his heart, 【It made me suffer so much that I could only let Mi Ji tell me that this was the humiliating moment when I, Qi Ya, beat up the enemy! 】

[He was actually laughed "ohhhhhh" in a funny way. 】

[They are all brothers. 】Anyway, I am impatient to explain so much, if he wants to know, he can find a way.

Qi Ya dismissed the past, 【Compared to Mi Ji, my mental age is still older. 】

[Then can you be the head of the house? 】

Qi Ya was like a chicken being choked, and suddenly fell silent, "Hahaha, Oni-chan, I want Feifei too."

This guy can really bend and stretch.

In order not to be the head of the family, he even stretched out his hand to me and asked me to send him to heaven, shoulder to shoulder with Alluka.

Being able to lower his face to such an extent is indeed a strong opponent in the competition of not being the head of the family.

But my plan will not change, whether it is not being the head of the family, or taking Kira and Alluka to the island of greed.

I looked at the time, and it was almost time for the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

I said to Qiya, "Let's go."

Qi Ya had question marks all over his face, "Where are you going?"

""Greed Island" can be released, and today is the ribbon-cutting ceremony." I said, "Siba said that he can bring Alluka along."

"Eh? With Alluka?" Qi Ya was a little strange.

Alluka never left the house until Kiya took Alluka away to beat the enemy.

[But because of the guy in front of me, has everything changed? 】

"In front of me, call your brother or your name properly." I said, "Your telepathic shielding is so slow to learn."

The corner of Qi Ya's mouth twitched, and he turned his head, "I am Qi Ya, I will learn it soon!"

After he knew that I couldn't control telepathy, he didn't say anything about me being a peeping tom again... This gentleness is really suitable for being the head of the house.

I still disguise Kira and Alluka first, and let Kira hug Alluka first.

Seeing Ye Ye flying towards him, Ya Lujia didn't panic, but clapped his hands happily, "Ye Ye, Fei Fei!"

"Are you going to let me share a green dumpling with Alluka?" Qi Ya was a little speechless, "It's okay to simply share another one with Alluka."

"Aluka still needs to change his diaper, so you can take care of him." While winding the leaves, I also stuffed the backpack containing Alluka's personal belongings, "Just so you can take care of it together."

"I can go to the toilet by myself, so I don't need a diaper!" Qi Ya said with a blushing face.

"Feeding will be more convenient," I looked at Qi Ya fried hair, "You are his Oni sauce."

"Even if you say that, it's purely because you don't want to take care of Alluka." Kiya roared like this, but his mood obviously stabilized, and it was obvious that his hair became soft again.

"Kiya, protect your hair," I said.

Qi Ya looked at me in bewilderment.

"The hair that clearly reflects emotions, Ill fans will shave your head when they see it." I said to Qiya seriously.

Qi Ya was so frightened that he covered his head, "This is not allowed! If you become bald, Xiaojie will say, 'Qi Ya, your head can look in the mirror, it's so strange~', I don't want it!"

...At times like this, I always think of Xiaojie.

By the way, is he reminding me in disguise that I should take him to see Xiaojie?

Because of the gem shards, Zha didn't see Xiaojie for more than half a year.

But don't.

Alluka didn't know what she was doing and thought it was just playing a game, because Kirya was holding her, so I also made a small hole on Kirya's chest so that Alluka could see outside.

I dressed myself up again, everything was ready, and I moved to the GM cabin in an instant.

Kim, they are already waiting for us.

"Kusuo, you guys are so slow." Jin complained.

But Elena slapped her aside, "Don't worry, I'm not late."

"But I thought you were going to come at night!" Elena said, "I was really surprised that you came so early."

"The ribbon-cutting ceremony is in the afternoon."

Kim, this guy, cheated on my time.

Jin showed a silly smile, "It doesn't matter, anyway, "Greed Island" also has a part of your credit. It is also very interesting to meet the island I built during this period of time."

"The acting skills of the Kuluta tribe have also improved a lot, which is really unexpected." Jin said, "This is all due to the role of you two acting masters."

Hmm, acting genius?

[Obviously it's all my fault. 】

Qi Ya murmured inwardly.

I ignored him.

Anyway, I originally wanted to take Alluka around, so I don't recommend this.

However, Kim, who wanted to be a tour guide, was not brought along, and he set foot on the island for sightseeing with Kiyaluka.

【Although the cards in it are your super powers, and the person playing the bandit has become a Kuluta clan, but the other plots have not changed. 】Qi Ya looked around and said.

"Ah, Alluka, don't make trouble."

Yalujia was poking up with a marshmallow, and when he heard Qi Ya's words, he showed an aggrieved expression like a kitten, "Oni-chan, eat!"

"So that's how it is." Qi Ya lowered his head a little embarrassed, and took a bite of the marshmallow, "It's very sweet, eat the rest of Alluka by yourself."

This cotton candy was bought by Kurapika who met on the road. Because it was a ribbon-cutting ceremony, there were celebrations everywhere in the city. Jin also gave us a special NPC position. No one except the Kuluta tribe. We are considered "children of the forest", so we can also participate in the celebration with great swagger.

But the currency of Greed Island is the island's own currency. Kiya and I didn't take gold when we went out, but Aluka wanted to eat cotton candy very much. It happened that Kurapika also participated in the celebration with Palo. At the entrance of the cotton candy shop, he trotted over immediately and paid the bill for us.

They were very surprised to see that we opened the head and put the marshmallow in.

Because Kiya didn't want others to see Alluka, so he didn't have a share, so Alluka shared the marshmallows.

"Thank you very much!" Within 10 minutes, this was Kurapika's sixth thank you, "Paro's eyes have also been healed, and everyone has also learned acting skills, knowledge and martial arts. It will get better and better!"

The doctor who cured Pai Luo was sent by Jin. There are also many doctors living in the island of greed. They were all black doctors, but they were not the ones who did human experiments. It was because of some dark things that their license was revoked, but as long as they can save people, they are happy to invite Elena and Ida to go.

When they were in the slums, Elena and Ida knew these doctors very well.

As for acting skills, there is no point in Qi Ya's class that only a few times, it is purely relying on their hard work.

But Qi Ya has already floated into the sky, [I am really talented even as a teacher, hahaha! 】

Alluka was also suspicious of Kiya, imitating Kiya's shaking of his stomach, and then he was amused and laughed.

"It sounds like a girl's voice?" said Palo, who had lost his vision and hearing for a long time.

"You got it wrong." Kiya covered Alluka's mouth and changed the subject abruptly, "What are your plans for the future?"

Kurapika said, "I have worshiped Reza as my teacher, and I want to be a hunter in the future to help humans of other races regain their dignity."

Leiza is not the kind of character who is easy to be a teacher, Kurapika can grind him to agree, it really has perseverance.

Palo said shyly, "I want to be a doctor. I want to be a doctor who can help people like Dr. Lesser."

"Not bad!" Qi Ya praised.

[It looks much better than the Kurapika I know, Xiaojie will be happy too. 】

After strolling outside with Kira and Alluka, it's time to go to the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

The so-called ribbon-cutting ceremony was actually very ordinary. Elena and Ida stood in front of the GM cabin, pulling a red rope with red flowers hanging in the middle.

Jin took a pair of golden scissors and "clicked" to cut the rope.

When the rope fell, fireworks were set off over the cities, and countless flowers lit up the night sky, like the sun.

"This world is wonderful." Qi Ya said, "Well, thank you."

I turned my head to look at Qi Ya.

Qi Ya immediately turned his head to the side, blushing and said, "I didn't thank you any more!"

Oh, so you are thanking me.

Yeah, yeah, but what does that have to do with me?

The fireworks are so beautiful tonight.