Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Shiba is taking a big gamble and taking me on a day trip down the mountain if I can do it.

Hey, he's not worried about me teleporting and running away, he must be too confident.

who I am?I am a person with superpowers, so I will definitely win this bet.

I thought confidently, and when I was about to teleport back to my room, Shiba stopped me.

"Kusuo, you're an ordinary one-year-old baby now."

I froze for a moment, and had no choice but to be held in Shiba's arms aggrieved.

Ever since I was able to float by myself, I don’t really like being hugged, except of course Kiqiu, which is not the same as a baby’s natural love for a mother’s arms. If I don’t let Kiqiu hug me, her screams can really blow up the roof. Physically of.

Our family is not short of money, but let's save a little.

Shiba obviously just came back from the outside, and he didn't smell anything.

His posture in holding the child is also very standard, it seems that even if there is a servant, he will help change the diaper himself.

Don't ask him if he has ever changed my diaper, people with super powers don't go to the bathroom like the fairy boys in anime.

Shiba's arm has a lot of muscle mass and is very hard. Even if he deliberately relaxes the muscles, it is uncomfortable to be held, and what is even more uncomfortable is the sight of the servants who walked all the way.

Everyone still upheld the tradition of beating the enemy and held their thoughts, but occasionally a few who failed to practice would reveal a few words [Ah, the third young master is so small and cute. 】

【Hold me well, Kawaii. 】

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses, I will draw a cross with my red crayon on the evaluation of Wutong at the end of the month to pay their wages.

It's not revenge, it's all for their own good, motivating them to work hard to improve themselves.

Shiba ignored my legitimate need to go back to my baby's room, a child quietly, and carried me all the way to Kiqiu's dressing room.

When I want to use teleportation to escape, I still have to tell me from the bottom of my heart【Admit defeat? 】

hateful.

If you teleport, it's OK if Hisoka and Amano Yuyuki don't see it, and it doesn't count as exposing your super power.

But I took a look with "Perspective" and my eyes finally broke from seeing too much flesh?

Can anyone tell me why there is a clown in a skirt in my room?

It's just that the clown's makeup is roughly outlined with red lipstick, and it's like a mud torrent in the well-dressed enemy beater.

What she was wearing was not the clown's clothes, but a torn red dress, part of which was roughly torn off, and she wore it on her body. There was even a bit of wild beauty in the disharmony.

It is more impactful than the works of some fashion masters.

Judging from the red hair and the fact that he is two years older than Ilmi on the bones, Hisoka is the only child with such a unique style of beating enemies.

This red dress is also a bit familiar, and there is a similar but intact one in my mother's closet, so is he the clown on the run from Kidjo's closet?

I also put on such a, um, non-mainstream makeup for myself.

The madness of changing clothes with Kiqiu can only be tolerated by our children who beat the enemy.

That is, the enemy is so big, why did he come into my room?

He even touched his chin and took the pacifier from my nightstand.

He is 13 years old, not thirteen months, right?

Indus, our family has entered a pervert who specializes in stealing pacifiers!

【With this, can you lure Xiao Yi out? 】

Hisoka's heartfelt words floated over, and I temporarily let go of my heart.

Weird.

It's only been two hours now, right?Not after two years?

Did I miss the plot of my childhood sweetheart?

Otherwise, why did Hisoka call him "Xiaoyi" so familiarly?

【What's wrong? 】

Seeba noticed something wrong with me and asked.

I told Shiba about it.

The corner of Xiba's mouth twitched, and then he replied.

[It's okay, he's abnormal. 】

... At this time, shouldn't you run over to help the Il fans who are about to take the bait?Why can you say such a sentence so lightly?

In other words, why do you think you can really catch Il fans with my pacifier?

I have said a few "why" in a series. If it can be realized, the top of my head is probably covered with question marks.

Shiba didn't run to stop it. Anyway, I'm past the time when I need a pacifier. If I need it, I can buy a new one. I don't have any old fetishes, so I just let him go.

In this case, I cannot go back to my room.

If you lose, you have to stay at home obediently.

This has nothing to do with the winning rate. If it involves personal freedom, no matter what, you have to fight hard.

I raised my eyebrows provocatively at Shiba, signaling that Kusuo would never admit defeat.

Shiba didn't say much, and directly opened the door of the locker room.

Kiqiu's dressing room occupies half of the third floor, and the other half is her and Sheba's bedroom, as well as some areas for private activities.

Shiba opened the door, and there were many hangers, all of which were dotted with various kinds of lace Lolita skirts. There were many styles, and if there were good-looking styles, there were even one in different colors.

This is the Lolita style area, and there is also a special costume called "kimono" from a certain island in the distance. I only know that Kiqiu is interested in this kind of niche costume from her best friend and my wife Yuna. , but the clothes are similar.

In addition to these, there is also a special area for large skirts that can mop the floor, and a complicated Oriental area, which is said to be the ancient costumes of the former flower family, each of which is divided into various districts, and each district has a special dress-up area area, as well as professional photography equipment.

When you first entered the door, you couldn't see the people inside at all, they were all blocked by layers of clothes, but Kiqiu and Shiba didn't need to use their eyes to identify them.

The moment she entered the door, Kiqiu could know it through her voice, and she would also radiate a little murderous aura to hook Shiba forward.

别人家的情侣都是温存的爱意，飘散的香水，还有指尖的婆娑，揍敌客只需要杀气就够了，散发着爱心型的杀气。

Very hardcore.

Shiba hugged me, found a direction, and walked around for 5 minutes before reaching Kijuna.

The main reason is that he didn't dare to walk in a straight line. If he knocked over these precious clothes of Jiqiu, he would have to sleep on the tiger fur blanket in the study.

Although it will be thrown away after the season, it is still Ki Qiu's heart that can be hung on it. If she loses it, she will be very angry.

There was a bit of a mess around Kicho, the clothes hangers were all lying around, not falling on the floor, but none of them were in their original positions.

This is a bit unbelievable. Ki Qiu has some obsessive-compulsive disorder and will not allow such a thing to happen.

I looked at Kiqiu and found that she was in a good mood, and she didn't show any signs of getting angry.

Ji Qiu even changed into a pink gauze dress, revealing her slender, white and tender legs. Her hair was not tied like before, but was loosened and made into a slight curl. The whole person looked playful and cute.

With his back turned to Shiba, he sensed Shiba's arrival, turned around in front of him, the skirt spread out, and the sequins on it shone, "Ananda, do you look good?"

Shiba coughed lightly, turned his face away, "Yeah."

My heartbeat quickened for a moment.

Those who beat the enemy are good hands to converge their emotions. Suba's ears flashed for a second of red and disappeared without a trace.

Jiqiu didn't care too much about Shiba's indifference, so he took two steps, let out the person behind him and said, "Snow sauce helped me match it."

Amano Yuki stood on the display stand. He was wearing a pink tutu skirt dotted with stars and sequins. He originally had short, long hair. He tied two small ponytails with two small red strings. His bangs were tied with a cherry hair. Clipped to one side, the faces of the male and female faces are not at all inconsistent, like glutinous rice balls, and the big pink eyes are twinkling, more like stars than the sequins on the skirt.

"It's Madam who is good-looking." Amano Yuxue blinked and said.

"Youxue sauce, you can really talk." Kiqiu said happily, "It's as cute as your mother."

【Ahhh, I'm so happy to be praised as being like a mother. 】

Amano was twitching in Yuxue's heart, but she said politely, "Nothing."

"What happened?" Shiba asked, looking around.

Ki Qiu covered his mouth with a fan and said, "Yuxue Jiang and Hisoka came to play with Yier fans."

"I want to play together when I'm almost old," Amano Yuxue stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly, "They went out, and I like Madam's beautiful clothes so I stayed to try on them."

【Asshole Hisoka, tell him to be patient. 】

As long as it has nothing to do with me, their goal, at present, it should be said that Hisoka's goal is Il fans.

Originally, Yier fans were supposed to train in the afternoon, but I sacrificed it to Kiqiu. I ran away first, and I don’t know how they found Kiqiu’s locker room like this, and avoided the servants coming and going. people.

The servant who beat the enemy is very strict, and will never reveal the master's whereabouts. At most, he will call for help. If he sees Hisoka and Amano Yuyuki running around in the villa, he will stop him politely and send him back to his room in a friendly manner. .

At least until Sheba has other orders.

It seems that Hisoka and Amano Yuki are quite strong.

It is normal for the strong to receive preferential treatment when beating the enemy.

I didn't want to know what happened to Hisoka and Amano after they got here, and they didn't look like they wanted to tell me anything.

Kichu was not puzzled by Shiba's behavior of holding me, and the servant quickly brought the baby chair.

Sheba put me in the baby chair and my hands rested on the tray above the baby chair.

At this moment, a critical moment appeared in front of my eyes.

Hisoka stepped on top of my baby chair and kicked out like a gazelle.

It was so sudden that I was so scared that I didn't hold myself tight, and pinched my palm hard on my baby chair. Fortunately, the baby chairs in our family are made of high-quality materials and did not collapse directly.

The price is justified.

This should be just an illusion, and Hisoka should be fishing for Il fans with a pacifier now.

It looks more like the previous image, my superpower is always increased by one when it is not necessary.

In the illusion, Hisoka slid his hand across the hanger and pulled a long red dress, "For me, I prefer red, like blood."

"What do you think, Xiao Yi?"

He even cast a wink at Il's fans.

brave.

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Fruit Farmer's Diary:

Today, I went to a farm called "Beating the Enemy" as a guest on a mountain. There were many apple trees bearing fruit. The one on the top of the mountain grew the best, but the top apple was too tall. The bottom fruit is only as big as a finger, and it’s not edible at all. The upper fruit looks like it’s not growing well, and it’s a bit scary, and it should be very sandy. Only the middle one is the most beautiful. I plan to pick it off Taste it.