Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

After some chicken and dog jumping.

Yi Ermi poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip, then turned to me and asked, "Drink?"

I shook my head.

Qi Ya and Mi Ji were chattering in my heart, which almost killed me, but they refused to ask Yiermi directly, and hid behind me and kept tugging on my sleeve.

[Kusuo, help me. 】

【Kusuo, I'm going to die. 】

No, I'm fine.

There is no way, I asked, "Why are Il fans here?"

Ilmi is not a person who beat around the bush, but is very direct, "Wait for Kusuo."

"Because Kusuo didn't come back for dinner, I thought that even if Kusuo didn't have to eat, these two debtors would come."

You're right, even if we don't bring Gojo Satoru, judging by Gojo Satoru's energy consumption, he will definitely sneak into the kitchen.

Il fans also guessed this point, presumably judging from Gojo Satoru's food intake on the airship.

As for the reason for appearing here...

I looked around for a week, and there were price tags on all the ingredients in stock, and the price was far more than [-] times the market price.

Even oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar are on top, and they are still calculated by the spoon. There are also price tags for using pots and the like, including water and gas bills, and electricity bills for turning on lights when cooking.

You can eat out very well for this price.

Yahhhhhhh, big brother, the ability of this black money is really speechless.

But it could be seen that he really wanted Wujo Wu to owe him a debt.

"Isn't this too expensive?" Before Gojo Satoru said anything, Qi Ya muttered first.

Yi Ermi moved her ears and leaned over, "Well, the gross profit rate of a normal restaurant is about [-] times, and I only made [-] times."

His jet-black pupils look like a beckoning cat, especially the gesture of waving his hand at Qi Ya, which is also cat-like.

Ordinary restaurants are also priced according to the dishes, but he counts the ingredients, seasonings and even the pot, gas and water costs. This is not just a matter of fifty times.

Wutiao Wutiao didn't worry about having too many debts, but he still looked at the price tags around him and clicked his tongue.

"This is really a black shop."

[It’s better with Kuroro, it doesn’t cost money to eat and live for free. 】

I hope Kuroro, who has been taken advantage of, will not sneeze.

Yi Ermi quickly took out a tablet and opened the IOU page on it, "Our family generally does not accept arrears, but you are in a special situation, so I will give you a discount."

"If you cook here yourself, it will be calculated on the basis of 8000 million, and then there will be 8000 million in the morning, [-] million, thanks for your patronage."

Gojo Satoru said to me quietly and very seriously, "Your elder brother is the 'curse spirit' of money!"

"Would you like me to remove him for you?"

A big move with a ten-centimeter scar?

I think the current Wujo Wu is more likely to be directly removed by Yiermi.

But the two of them probably won't be able to fight each other. The five enlightenment masters fighting the curse spirit shouldn't be able to kill people, not to mention that his current big move is only 10 centimeters, and Yiermi, um, will fight half to death, and then take the medical expenses Let him accumulate more debts.

"Come on, sign here."

The aura on Yiermi's body was almost materialized, the darkness was so dark that the sky was covering the sun, and he didn't even frown in the Dark Continent, but Yiermi directly forced Wujo Wu to take a step back.

"Your elder brother is really more terrifying than a super-level curse spirit?"

Gojo Goto didn't have any idea, originally planned to renege on the debt, an interest rate exceeding 36% would be considered illegal, and such an excessively high amount could definitely be regarded as extortion.

So, don't think like that in front of my face.

"Is there no such paper IOU?" Gojo Satoru said, "Electronic ones are easy to be tampered with."

Yi Ermi said blankly, "We have a good reputation for beating enemies, so don't worry about that."

Having said that, will Il fans use this type of electronic arrears?

Il fans do not allow any form of arrears, if you dare to owe money to Il fans, well, this is definitely a disaster, the only person who dares to owe Il fans money is Hisoka, and the profit has reached 68 billion, plus I repaid it intermittently before going online, and I estimate that the repayment is about 68 billion.

I have never heard of Yiermi keeping accounts for Hisoka. Basically, the arrears are equivalent to Hisoka's entire net worth. Speaking of which, it is unlikely that Yiermi has specially placed people in the financial department of the company under Hisoka's name, right?

Otherwise, how could he know Hisoka's net worth so clearly?

It has to be said that Hisoka made a lot of money, and his finance studies were not in vain. Il fans used the excuse of teaching Hisoka to invest another [-] million in teaching fees.

This is not angry, nor does it pull out the nails of the Il fans in the finance department. Hisoka is definitely true love.

"Actually, I don't have to eat," Gojo Satoru said slowly, "I am a prisoner, and I am a very important prisoner. If the prisoner starves to death, it will be very troublesome."

"Well, we can hang you with nutrient solution when you are half-starved." Ilmi said expressionlessly, "Anyway, as long as there is a thought, Kusuo can know it."

"Is it okay to live without desserts and only nutrient solution, Mr. Captive?"

Gojo Satoru was defeated, looked at the contract of arrears, and found no trap, so he signed his name.

Yi Ermi put away the book and made a waiter's gesture, "Then you can eat whatever you want."

Gojo Satoru cooks so hard that he can't even tell the onions and garlic sprouts apart, "Chef's words?"

"That's another price."

Gojo Satoru smiled wryly twice, and scratched his hair a little nervously, "Ah~ah, I knew it."

Xia Youjie sighed, summoned his shikigami to take the pot, and directed it to cook.

The shikigami that was not summoned by Xia Youjie, who is the guardian of the sweetheart version, has also been shrunk several times. You have to stand on top of the dog-shaped shikigami while holding the pot. .

Because it is very fresh, so Il fans took a second look, "It's a very convenient ability."

"That's right," Gojo Satoru said, "But Jie said that if he becomes a shikigami, his luck value will be E, and he will meet weird people."

Everyone looked at Gojo Satoru and thought, that's true.

But Wutiao Wu said "brain flower", and Fu Heihui corresponds to the two-faced Su Nuo.

Commanding Shikigami to cook, Xia Youjie was very dissatisfied with Wujo Wu who was chatting aside, and shouted, "Gojo Wu, you eat and drink for free, and you don't work hard, go wash the vegetables now!"

Wujo Wujo froze, and quickly said, "Okay."

I went to wash the vegetables in a hurry.

However, our food is very different from their local food, but Xia Youjie smelled it, and it basically corresponds to his own food, especially the vegetables. Maybe the food still has something in common. With the help of You Jie, he chose vegetables so that he would not throw away the celery leaves and leave the stalks of vegetables to eat.

Celery is what they call it. We call it celery here. Theirs is green, and ours is red, but the smell is the same.

After finishing a table of dishes, Xia Youjie was so tired that he wanted to spread it on the floor, but because of his own face, he forced himself to sit on the high chair stacked by Shikigami.

"It's so easy to use. You won't have to worry about not having a seat on the subway." Qi Mukong looked at Xia Youjie's Shikigami chair very much, and didn't know what the hell he was thinking.

Xia Youjie ignored him and ate with his own small utensils.

"It's been a long time since I've eaten Jie's cooking." Wujo Wujo happily grilled the rice for himself, "It tastes really good!"

Xia Youjie turned his face slightly, snorted and did not speak.

[Is this arrogant? 】

The others who beat the enemy all sighed.

What a gossip.

They are obviously full of pride.

I was too lazy to care about them and was concentrating on eating.

Because I didn't have dinner either, Xia Youjie made my portion specially, and the money was deducted about 10 million after I watched Yi Er Fan for 1000 minutes.

Brother, you have worked really hard. If it is Hisoka, at most 100 million will be deducted.

Xia Youjie cooks ordinary home-cooked meals, some of which our chefs have never cooked before. The presentation of the dishes is not exquisite, but they are meticulous, which shows Xia Youjie's character.

The taste is naturally incomparable to that of a chef, but it is not unpalatable. It can be said that those small restaurants can be regarded as above-average.

It wouldn't be far fetched if he wanted to open a small restaurant after retirement.

After drinking and eating, Xia Youjie directed Wujo Wu to wash the dishes, and then emphasized again, "I will never cook again! Wujo Wu, you have to learn it for me immediately!"

Gojo Satoru responded hypocritically with "Hey Hey", which seemed to be perfunctory.

Xia Youjie was furious.

"So why don't you 'unlock my heart'?" Mi Ji asked strangely, "In this way, you can cook with Gojo Satoru's body."

"What nonsense, 'unlock my heart'?" Xia Youjie obviously didn't know about it and asked, "What's the use?"

"It's the power to protect the sweetheart that can make you two become one. After the fusion, there will be unique moves," Mi Ji explained, "But only a small number of people can do it, neither me nor Mr. Qi Mu."

Mi Chi is very sorry about this.

[Why can that idiot Amano Yuki do it? 】

...Because their dreams are the same.

Be an idol with a watermelon knife hidden under her skirt.

Miji imitated Amano Yuki's "unlock" gesture with both hands, and said, "Let Gojo Satoru do this, and then say 'unlock' our hearts."

Xia Youjie asked with question marks all over his head, "Isn't this the same thing as the transformation of a magical girl?"

"Don't you think it's very interesting?" Gojo Satoru, who came back from washing the dishes, was full of bubbles, but looked excited, "Why don't we try it."

Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and refused, "It's impossible for us to succeed."

Because Xia Youjie is not a guardian sweetheart, Wujo Wu's ideal self must not be Xia Youjie, but after Xia Youjie's soul was involved, he chose the soul egg as his sustenance in order not to be destroyed.

I think this way, because there is no other reason, and Xia Youjie doesn't know what all the guardian sweethearts know about "unlock my heart". It was obtained by Qi and Doctor.

"It doesn't matter, let's try it." Gojo Satoru said enthusiastically, "Anyway, it's not you who is ashamed."

Xia Youjie's head was full of black lines, and then he seemed to have figured something out, and looked at Gojo Satoru with a very strange expression, "Did you dream of becoming a magical girl when you were a child? Don't get involved with me."

But it's too late.

Gojo Satoru repeated the comical gesture, then called out, "My heart 'unlock'."

Xia Youjie suddenly appeared eggshells up and down, Xia Youjie was startled, his first reaction was to run away, but it was useless, no matter where he ran, he couldn't stop the eggshells from enveloping him.

Xia Youjie's egg is black all over, but there is a very round silver moon on it, and I haven't waited for me to take a closer look at it.

The soul egg was held in Gojo Satoru's hand, and then stuffed directly into his heart.

Gojo Satoru's expression was cracked for the first time, and he wanted to say something in a panic, but the time for this kind of transformation was fixed, and he couldn't say anything, and his movements couldn't change, he could only do the designated shameful things, If it’s a child, it’s okay, no matter how you pose, it doesn’t matter. For adults, only the JOJO group can bear it.

There is no way to attack, and you can't attack others. It is quite useful if it is used to delay time in an emergency, because the transformation time is as long as the magic girl transformation time.

After Gojo Wu stuffed Xia Youjie into his heart, a white light enveloped him, and everyone held their breaths in silence.

This is the second combination that can "unlock my heart", and Xia Youjie doesn't know if it is a traditional guardian sweetheart, even I am a little curious.

Then what appeared in front of us was——