Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Because of such a delay, I was caught by Saiki Kongsuke.

He stopped me with a smile, glanced at the lunch box, "You want to go out?"

"There are big bad wolves outside." Qi Mukong helped to frighten me with his teeth and claws.

Is he playing a wolf or a dog?

Unfortunately, I only have this thought in my heart.

I stared at him blankly, "Well, so?"

"Take me there," Qi Mukong helped restrain his smile and said, "You will need me."

Sure enough, he overheard my conversation with Shiba.

"Remove the bug in the room." I warned blankly.

"Hey, is that what you think of me?" Saiki Sosuke said, "I didn't install bugs in the room."

... This guy is so stupid, he installed a bug on Shiba's body.

The simulated strands of hair can't be seen mixed in Shiba's lion head. It can only be said that Dad is not in danger of middle-aged baldness at all, but he was also taken advantage of by Qi Mukong.

Because it is something in Saiki Kongsuke's mechanical treasure house, Shiba who has no guardian sweetheart can't see it at all.

Maple Leaf, who was in charge of patrolling, also adhered to an excellent way of protecting sweethearts, and would never keep his eyes on Xiba's whole body, so he was fooled by Qi Mukong.

I forced Saiki Kongsuke to remove his bug, and then I had to admit that what Saiki Kongsuke said was correct.

If there is anyone in this world who can hack into the system inside the liquid titanium ore quietly, then only Saiki Kongsuke can do it.

But other people brought it to Saiki Kongsuke, but I can also use "invisibility" to do this, Saiki Kongsuke noticed this, "If you don't take me, I will scream loudly, The Scarecrow will definitely hear."

"You will be dragged into tuition hell by Il fans."

Threatening me is too nasty.

So when I went back to Kim, I took Kongsuke Saiki with me in addition to the four-layer lunch box.

Kim looked at me pretending to be resentful and said, "Kusuo, you're so slow."

"If I didn't know that what you promised would not be broken, I would have thought you let me go."

I didn't bother to talk to him, avoided Jin Lai's hand holding the lunch box, and took out the card reader from the bag first. I was not as experienced as Yiermi, so I could only say, "Pay."

Jin was dumbfounded, "You have changed, Kusuo."

"It's just a traditional art of beating enemies." I said with a blank expression.

What's the difference between being a beater who doesn't charge money and salting fish?

Jin was silent, probably because he was thinking about the days when he and Xiba got along. They ate all the way to the Big Eater Competition and didn't spend a penny. Everyone agreed that whoever spends the money first is the dog, "Oh, the tiger father has no dogs. .”

I think he seems to be talking about Pixiu's child or Pixiu.

I don't intend to eat at all.

Jin took out his card, "How much?"

The steward of the kitchen quoted 3000 million, and I would not directly quote 5000 million like an Il fan. After thinking about it, I tried to say, "[-] million."

As expected of the person who can spend a lot of money to buy the island of greed, he is very indifferent to money, and probably because he has been with someone who beats the enemy, there is no bargaining at all, Jin said while transferring money, "Kusuo, you are better than you Dad is much more kind, he can ask me for [-] million in one go."

Dad is still dad, and he doesn't even blink when he kills a big family. Even the eldest brother, I think [-] million is the sky.

"You paid the money honestly?" I asked in disbelief.

"Of course it's impossible," Jin blinked. "Then I'd rather go hunting by myself. There is no seasoning, and there are grass nearby to do it."

"Do you see that I paid for the room when I lived in your house?"

……good question.

A mountain is taller than a mountain.

Jin said, "I paid so happily, mainly intending to use the 2000 million as my birthday present to you, and I didn't buy it for you on your birthday before."

Then I also feel a little bit of a loss. As a birthday present, I feel like slaughtering a pig, no, it’s like a failure in financial management.

After all, Kim hasn't sent me a birthday present since Greed Island, and that's normal, he hasn't even sent Jay's.

If he hadn't mentioned the topic of the pregnancy stone before, and he could answer it in seconds, I would have thought he had completely forgotten that he had the eldest son.

Six years old, not too young, in another six years, he will be able to take the hunter exam openly.

Jin has already opened the lunch box and started to eat. He ate very quickly. There are three full boxes of food, plus a box of lunch. Before the cooling time of my teleportation expired, he ate everything. There is no rice left.

"I'm full." Jin Hezhang made a loud "snap".

"Now it's time to get down to business." Jin asked, pointing to Sai Mu Kongsuke, who was staring at him with interest, "Is this your guardian sweetheart?"

"No, it's ridiculous," I replied.

"I thought it was yours," Jin said, "Doesn't the guardian sweetheart generally resemble the host? He looks a bit similar to your eyebrows and eyes."

Saiki Kongsuke was very happy to hear this, "Your eyes are very nice, I look a lot like Kusuo, right?"

"No, it's just the direction of the eyebrows." Then Jin said bluntly, "The temperament is completely different."

"If Kusuo said that his ideal self is like you, I would probably be surprised." Jin scratched his hair frankly, "After all, you look too lively."

Jin thought for a long time and said, "Like a rat."

Pariston?

"Speaking of which, the color of the hair is also very similar, and so is the temperament." Jin looked at Saiki Kongsuke up and down, "If Kusuo didn't bring it, I might think it was that guy Zishu. Counting his age, he is only ten years old. Nine."

Qi Mukongsuke smiled, but everyone knew that he was angry.

I'm too lazy to deal with these nonsense, I just want to end it quickly, and interjected between these two people and said, "Sai Mu Kongsuke..."

As soon as he started, he was interrupted by Jin, "Saiki Kongsuke? Speaking of which, don't you still claim to have a nickname called 'Saiki Kusuo'?"

Saiki Sorasuke's eyes lit up, and he circled around me like a butterfly, asking me with sparkling eyes, "Is it true, Kusuo?"

He looked like he was looking forward to something, which made me feel a little uncomfortable, maybe I can’t use the word discomfort to describe it, just like the bitter taste of coffee jelly lingering on the tip of the tongue after the aroma of milk, discomfort but not annoying, also said It is not clear why this feeling arises.

"Well, it's just to annoy Dad."

I usually call my dad by his first name, but this time I used "dad".

Saiki Kongsuke restrained his smile all of a sudden, but then came the false smile he often saw, "Oh, but compared to Kusuo·Beating the Enemy, I think Saiki Kusuo sounds better."

Jin's sixth sense sounded, and he felt that the atmosphere was not right. Although he didn't know why, he quickly said, "Let's not talk about this, let's go and see the liquid titanium mine."

Qi Mukong accepted it when he saw it, but his tone became very strange, "Liquid titanium ore is mined underground on a volcano. If I'm right, this is still an active volcano."

"You can't implicate Kusuo just because he is a superpower, Mr. Fulishi."

Jin apologized honestly, "But if you are really in danger, Kusuo just teleport himself away and leave me alone."

Saiki Kongsuke said, "Kusuo will never abandon you, that's why you are so confident."

I felt that Saiki Kongsuke was a little strange, so I stared at him for a moment.

Qi Mu Kongsuke turned his face away and did not speak.

"I admit it's dangerous," Jin said, "but I don't have the idea you said, I just have to say that this is the best solution in this situation."

"It was built under the crater, and the system inside may also be linked to the volcano," King paused, "Once the intruder is found, based on my understanding of the 'Despair Cult', their people will immediately press the self-explosion system , even if everyone inside the volcano dies, they must keep it a secret.”

"In the circumstances, I don't think I was wrong in my judgment."

Saiki Kongsuke looked at him for a moment, "Boring guy."

But his expression has improved a lot, and he is no longer aggressive.

Then took the risk to take advantage of this opportunity, and immediately dragged Sai Mu Kongsuke to the mining area to check the situation, "Since we are here to crack the system, close observation is also very important."

His reason is very good, "We are guardian sweethearts and will not be detected by the detector outside the door."

Saiki Kongsuke has always disliked this kind of activity, but his adventurous character is exactly the same as Jin, and people are half-pushed and half-taken away inadvertently. It seems that even a guardian sweetheart with a personality like Saiki Kongsuke can't resist .

Seeing the two of them walking away, Jin suddenly said, "Don't you think there's something wrong with the ridiculous guardian sweetheart?"

"He cares about you."

Jin didn't say it sounded like sowing discord because of the previous questioning by Sai Mukongsuke. He didn't say people's character behind his back. Feeling, but subtly aware of the unusualness of me, Qi Mu Kongsuke.

As far as I know him, it is definitely the case, so I let the risk of pulling Qi Mu Kongsuke away to confirm his thoughts and test me.

He didn't see Xia Youjie at all. If he saw Xia Youjie, he would probably doubt like me whether Qi Mu Kongsuke was a soul from another world. He probably didn't think too much about it now, but he was a little worried I.

But to be honest, after Xia Youjie came out, there were actually a few people who doubted Qi Mu Kongsuke's identity, but Mi Ji and Qi Ya kept silent, and Ke Te hadn't thought about it so deeply. Alluka is stupid and sweet , Nanika didn't care about these at all, and didn't think so much at all.

And the Scarecrow often circles around Kongsuke Qimu, it is obvious that Il fans want him to help find Kongsuke Qimu's secret.

And I, knowing all this but kept silent.

I don't have any memories of Qi Mu Kongsuke, but maybe we had a connection, so deep that he would rather go to another world to find me.

It's like Xia Youjie, who is obviously in the state of soul, has also become Gojo Wu's guardian sweetheart.

It's strange that Saiki Kongsuke is like a very important matter that should be solved urgently. Logically speaking, I should immediately ask him what it is, and then solve the problem according to the situation, and then continue to return to daily life.

But everything involving Saiki Sorasuke made me procrastinate.

Hope to change, but also hope that everything remains the same.

Not as tangled up as I am.

I don't really want to delve into this question, so I changed the topic, "You know the guardian sweetheart very well, the parasite of the beast?"

Jin gave a playful, hearty smile to hide his guilt.

But I didn't find out that I didn't kill the idea of ​​not admitting it, and I also knew that I didn't want to spread this matter, so I changed my tone graciously, very emotionally intelligent.

"I thought so at first, and I didn't lie to you." Jin said, "I was in the Ameri-Continent before, and there was a kind of monster that hunted other animals and laid eggs on them to reproduce the next generation. It's very interesting. , so I thought I was parasitized by their mutant species."

It should be a scary topic, but Jin looked very excited.

It's no wonder that Jin is indeed very curious about such weird things. He woke up in the middle of the night with an extra egg under his buttocks, and it didn't seem like a joke that they screamed in the morning to check their health care books.

Afterwards, Adventure appeared in the egg, and he claimed to be the guardian sweetheart. Jin also accepted his ideal self well, and immediately became friends with Adventure, and let Adventure act in a play.

"If it wasn't for this, I wouldn't want you to be involved," Jin said, rubbing the back of his head, "Saiki Kongsuke is right, it's dangerous."

I said, "Fortunately, I will use teleportation to escape."

He added, "I won't save you then."

Jin said, "Hahaha, don't worry, if you really have a problem, don't worry about me."

"But I did use Guardian Sweetheart to get you to help."

"It's just that if you simply want your help, you don't think you will come here. Elena's coffee jelly is not good. You can ask her to make desserts, but I guess I will only give me a stick. If She can hit my words, your words are much more useful than mine."

After all, I have good credit, so I won't offend the character of the woman in charge of the kitchen, and Jin is a guy who immediately packs up his bags and runs away, so he will definitely prefer me more.

It would be great if everyone except the pastry chef had a good opinion of me above the passing line of 60. I think the people around me have too high a good opinion of me, with a high force value and a lot of perverts, so it is easy to evolve into Weird accident.

Special Il fans.

Kim asked me, "What were you thinking?"

Family ugliness cannot be publicized.

I thought for a while and said, "Xiba said that you are cunning and cunning, how can this guy still have a guardian sweetheart?"

"Just thought of it."

Family ugliness cannot be publicized, but dad can sell it at will.

Sorry Shiba.

Jin smiled and said, "He is just envious and jealous."

"But whatever you choose, you have to sacrifice something," Jin Youyou said, "it's just whether it's worth it or not."

Is it worth it?

"Two men with high military strength and making money, don't try hard to flirt with small restaurants that hold overlord meals to attract customers." I complained.

Jin said speechlessly, "The adventure between Shiba and I is not just about eating the overlord's meal."

After a while, Jin said, "I'll help you cover up the matter of protecting your sweetheart."

One or two directly think that this kind of thing is related to me, although it is indeed related to me, but I also want to ask why.

Jin continued, "There are also records about protecting sweethearts in fairy tales, and I will make this matter vague."

"President Nitro will also help you cover up."

In the Hunter Association, there are also 12-year-olds who take the exam to become hunters. Since they have children, the guardian sweetheart who suddenly appears can't hide it from them.

It's pointless to talk to smart people and deny it blindly. I know from the meaning of Jin's words that they intend to keep concealing my existence, which is a good thing.

But Xiba has long thought that there is no free lunch in the world, no, this metaphor cannot be used anymore, Xiba is a man who has eaten up the big stomach king competition, and often eats free lunch.

All in all, I asked, "Deal?"

Jin was not polite to me either, and he didn't hold back, "President Nitero hopes you can help with the 'Cult of Despair', and if there is an invasion of the Dark Continent in the future, I hope you can take action."

"President Nitero is still worried about whether the 'Cult of Despair' will be related to the Dark Continent." Jin looked at me, as if he wanted to get an answer from me.

I thought for a while and said, "It's possible, but I'm not sure."

The black substance inside that ruby ​​fragment is very interesting.

It was enough for Kim to get that answer, he continued.

"In contrast, the Hunter Association will make concessions for you that do not violate principles."

This condition may be a bit embarrassing for other people, after all, it is a matter of no reputation. Neither the Hunter Association nor Beat the Dike wants Kusuo and Beat the Dike to become a hero in the world, but it is not too harsh for me.

"But only when President Nitro is here, although I think he can serve for a long time." Jin said, "If President Nitro steps down, there is a high probability that Pariston will be the next president."

"It's just that Palliston is more troublesome. I don't know what he's thinking." Jin scratched the back of his head, "But even if the Hunter Association changes, he probably won't think that you are a superpower."

Compared to these, I am more worried about whether Palliston will be related to the "Cult of Despair".

"Then he will teach with 'despair'?" I asked aloud.

"Probably not," Jin said very highly of Pariston, "I can't see through him, but he probably wouldn't do such a stupid thing, he would probably use battles to induce President Netero goes to fight, and then he becomes president or something."

"However, if President Nitro intends to go, it is definitely because he thinks it is necessary," Jin said again, "President Nitro is very strong, even if he dies, he will arrange everything."

"So, if Parisstone is found to be related to the 'Cult of Despair' in the future, I think it is more likely that he will become a second-five boy."

Is he going to grab the title of Kuroro's strongest second and fifth kid?

Anyway, if the internal affairs of the Hunter Association really have to be invaded by the "Cult of Despair", it is better to let them handle it themselves, and there is no need to pay too much attention to this.

I've been following Saiki Kongsuke and the adventure thing.

Now the adventurous cry was heard, "We should look deeper."

"It will be discovered," Saiki Kongsuke's voice sounded so irritated for the first time, "the camera will have afterimages like supernatural phenomena."

He took the risk to shut up after hearing this, and then followed Qi Mu Kongsuke back.

When it was about to arrive, Adventure suddenly shouted, and then rushed over when he saw Jin, "I'm back!"

"Welcome back!" Jin He risked high fives.

【The relationship is really good, Kusuo. 】

Saiki Kongsuke glanced at me, and stretched out his hand, looking like he wanted to high-five with me.

I silently turned my face away.

High fives or something, it's too childish.

Qi Mukongsuke withdrew his hand desolately.

But past experience tells me that if you don't pity Saiki Kongsuke, you will become unlucky.

Sure enough.

Qi Mukong helped to flatten his mouth. When he was angry, he always made others angrier. He smiled and looked at the adventure, and then glanced at Jin, "So, let your guardian sweetheart send me out to face my Kusuo What did you say?"

Adventure seemed to have no genetic gold in IQ at all. Hearing this, he was shocked and shouted uncontrollably, "How do you know??"

Qi Mu Kongsuke looked at the adventure, as if he was despising him on the top of the wave of IQ, acting like a big devil, "Although it is indeed a good idea to enter the mining area to protect the sweetheart from being detected by the detector, but You're also consciously avoiding the cameras along the way."

"Since you don't know that Guardian Sweetheart will be captured by the camera," Qi Mukong helped COS Wannian elementary school student detective extend a finger, "Why did you do that?"

The adventure immediately entered the script mode of Saiki Kongsuke, and the opponent who played the role was still a killer, very flustered, "No, because the holder of my soul egg is Jin! I only have this habit because of him! "

It also makes sense from a logical point of view. The guardian sweetheart has all the past memories of the holder of the soul egg, and there are also commonalities in the behavior pattern. Jin looks careless, but in fact he is the most cautious.

It is also normal for risk taking to have this behavior pattern.

"However," Qi Mu Kongsuke narrowed his eyes to look at the adventure, staring at the adventure so flustered that he couldn't help but want to hold his hat.

"According to what Kusuo said, the relationship between you and Mr. Fulishi is not good, right? You are also considered to be a parasitic egg of Nianmon, but the high five you just had was completely different, and when we were approaching, you deliberately Shout out Mr. Frees."

"Ah, I was wrong!" Adventure collapsed on the ground, dripping with cold sweat, "I admit that I am the prisoner... Wait a minute, I didn't kill anyone."

Have you finally reacted?

Jin sighed, and put the adventure on his head, in a tone that was completely coaxing a child, "Okay, it's my fault, don't bully the adventure."

"You're a good guy," Kim said, very normally, not tentatively, "not at all like a comic guardian sweetheart."

Qi Mukongsuke smiled and asked back, "Isn't guardian sweetheart the kind of ideal self who wants to be but can't?"

Subtext: Can't Mi Ji have a strong guardian sweetheart?

Jin said without hesitation, "I don't think so, protecting my sweetheart is a goal I want to keep working hard to achieve."

"Even if you fail, you will have no regrets."

Saiki Kongsuke shrugged, "Sorry, I haven't failed in anything other than Kusuo."

He flaunted his high IQ like a Versailles underdog.