Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"If you deduct it, how much is it per day?"

Gojo Satoru turned into a Q version, rubbing his hands and asking me.

"One hundred thousand."

"Eh? Isn't that Chaoshao?" Gojo Satoru shouted, "I was paid tens of millions a month as a teacher in the High School of Conjuration."

Because it is not a very exaggerated amount when converted into our wages for beating the enemy, so I didn't appear very surprised.

But no matter how much it is, it will be very troublesome to go to Yier fans to talk about it, and you may have to pay a little price later, but if you explain it to Shiba, Yi Er fans can't do too much, and can only accompany Yi Er fans to class or something.

I thought for a while and said, "I won't charge you for three meals at most."

Gojo Satoru added, "Add accommodation fee, TV fee, bathroom fee..."

Dozens of pieces were reported here and there.

Il fans really make the best use of everything. Going to a hotel and staying in a hotel can be done with a lodging fee, but I split it into dozens of small items. Xifa, it’s no wonder that even Gojo Satoru, who has a little understanding of Yiermi’s character as a money fan, is a little suspicious. Seeing that Yiermi is the kind of character who won’t give up if he doesn’t want money, Gojo Satoru doesn’t know if he has anything else means, so I am willing to work.

But I still thought about it badly, I never thought that Ill fans are even more insane than I imagined.

Gojo Satoru said, "This body of mine is actually almost the same as the guardian sweetheart, and it can be repaired very quickly."

I know this, I beat a real person before, and his body was broken into pieces, and he will recover soon.

"Your family's eldest brother is so cruel, he wants me to sell his kidney." Gojo Satoru hugged his weak and helpless self, "He said that if one organ is missing, it will grow back, and it can benefit the human beings in this world."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Drain the enemy's strength.

Gojo Satoru looked at my expression and knew what I was thinking, "You don't think this is a good idea, do you?"

Um, am I looking weird right now?It was discovered.

I turned my head and didn't speak.

Gojo Satoru shouted, "It's okay to repair a wound, but in fact, if there are missing arms, short legs, or organs, it will never be repaired!"

"At any rate, I can be regarded as the opposite of the 'Predator', and I'm still the type that is extremely difficult to deal with," Gojo Satoru folded his arms, "That's why I was thrown here with the prison gate."

"I'm missing a kidney, liver, etc., causing my strength to decline in the later stage, isn't it very bad?"

"Well, if it really becomes like this, I will borrow the 'breath of the archangel' for you."

The breath of the archangel is the kind of miraculous ability that can be cured as long as there is one breath, and it also includes growing hands and feet, presumably even kidneys.

"Kusuo," Gojo Satoru said, pointing at me, "you've turned bad."

I:……

Why do people always think that I'm a good old person?

"My surname is Beat Enemy."

Then use the mobile phone to show Gojo Satoru the page about "beating the enemy".

Gojo Satoru pushed my hand away, "But the person who beat the enemy has a surname, and after the surname is a person's name, this is the real you, right?"

... This guy might really be able to be a psychiatrist.

Unable to be fooled by this pool noodle, I quickly thought about other things.

Having said that, I remember that Saiki Kongsuke said that he had reached an agreement with Ilmi about signing electronic bills and then deducting money from Gojo Satoru's personal bank card.

But from Gojo Wu's narration, in fact, Il fans didn't trust Saiki Kongsuke much, or they planned to use this opportunity to collect information, not only Gojo Wu's body information, but also Saiki Kongsuke.

If Qi Mu Kongsuke can withdraw money across the world, doesn't it mean that he really has a problem.

Il fans still have doubts about Qi Mu Kongsuke's origin, well, but Qi Mu Kongsuke's performance is so obvious, I don't doubt who he suspects.

In beating the enemy, the only one who thinks Saiki Kongsuke has no problem is probably Aluka.

However, Shiba wants to use Saiki Kongsuke more, while Il fans want to know the secret of Saiki Kongsuke.

While I was thinking, Gojo Satoru took a pen and scribbled something on a piece of paper, then handed it to me.

"Agreement?"

On it was an agreement to hire Gojo Wu, which said that for Wujo Wu, the salary would be deducted by 10 a day, and board and lodging would be included...

Gojo Satoru actually wrote all the contents of the previous report. He probably felt that these alone were not enough, so he added a bracket at the end, which said and any additional fees. The content is very strict, and there is no loophole. drill.

There is also a sentence "Once signed, no regrets are allowed" written on the back.

I finished watching, and then stared at Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru scratched his cheek, "Under normal circumstances, they all have labor contracts."

"I was beaten up by you guys, I have to have some written records!"

I thought of Ilmi, well, I was exhausted physically and mentally.

The above content was agreed with Gojo Wu before, and the terms were simple. It seemed that there was no problem, so I thought about it and signed it.

Wujo Wu suddenly turned into a Q version, with his mouth wide open.

【Earned. 】

It made me suspect that there was some strange trap in it, and I recalled the above content again, and I didn't think there was any problem.

I looked at him suspiciously, and finally forgot.

Passed the pen and paper on the table to Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru took it and asked me with some doubts, "What are you doing?"

"Isn't the contract signed?"

I replied succinctly, "Teaching plan."

Although I haven't studied outside, the teachers hired by Dadike have the habit of making lesson plans. They will write all the courses they teach in their notebooks. Shiba will read them personally and teach us after confirming.

The teachers here are all based on the different talents of each person, and the progress of the professor is also different, because I have the fastest progress in "photographic memory", and the paper of the lesson plan alone takes up half a room.

However, the one with the largest number is Miji. He studies machinery, and there are many places that need to be calculated, and he not only needs to learn physics, but also mathematics and biological knowledge. Professional terms and some knowledge that can be used to bluff people are different, each of which needs to be explained in detail, so as to make an excellent machine.

Things like breaking Komaeda Nagito's normal three views, although it does not belong to ordinary teaching, should also write a lesson plan that is more organized. After all, it is a teacher. If Gojo Satoru is a psychology teacher, then Let him write the medical record.

That way, I can also better see if there is a problem.

He is obviously a teacher, but Gojo Satoru is even more shocked than me who takes private lessons, "Do you still want to write lesson plans?"

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.hhhhhh..

I remember that Fu Heihui and the others were only fifteen or sixteen years old. Although it was a magician training school established to eliminate curse spirits, they still had to keep up with the basic cultural knowledge.

Even if we beat the enemy, as a killer, we have to learn several lessons, and almost all of them are omnipotent, or they can pretend to be omnipotent.

But Gojo Satoru turned his head away directly, "What is the lesson plan? Can it be eaten?"

……loss.

You should write the lesson plan before signing the contract to get a feel for Wujowu's foundation.

Then Wujo Wu added by himself, "There are few magicians, but there are many curse spirits. Everyone is either dealing with the curse spirits, or they are on the way to deal with the curse spirits."

In his subconscious words, it is "where and when to study, since there is no way to study, there is no need for him to make lesson plans."

Strong reason.

But it’s different from us beating up enemies. They deal with “curse spirits” and don’t need to do any infiltration missions, and you can tell from super-level magic spirits that they are all illiterate, and dealing with illiterates is just a matter of using fists. can understand.

It was the life Qi Ya envied.

He has always had an extremely powerful talent in practical classes, but he has always been snoring in cultural classes. He stepped on the line and flew over every class. He has not learned three languages ​​yet, and Curt has three. up.

However, I didn't have great expectations for Gojo Satoru. It would be good to regard him as the examiner of the Hunter Association. A 12-year-old boy can test for hunters. I've been educated, so it's normal.

In fact, this is quite good, as long as you fight, you will inevitably have some psychological problems. As a teacher, you need to pay more attention to these than ordinary teachers.

But I still have doubts about Gojo Satoru's teaching level, "Are there any anti-social elements in your students?"

"Like Xia Youjie, who suddenly rebelled in front of the conjurer?"

Hearing this, the corners of Xia Youjie's mouth twitched, "I feel like you hurt two people with one sentence."

Gojo Satoru nodded, and agreed, "That's true."

"And you really look down on me for saying that," Gojo Satoru said exaggeratedly, "My students are all excellent."

"It's really excellent," Xia Youjie also added, although it sounded like he was stabbing Gojo Wu, "I checked and filled many gaps for you."

Gojo Satoru: "...Hey, hey."

All in all, it is the type in which students are better than teachers, um, in terms of character.

Unreliable teachers tend to produce reliable students, this is the BUFF of Wujo Satoru.

It's much better to have BUFF. Don't worry about Komaeda Nagito having some other messy settings besides a twisted hope chef. Is it really like this?

It feels very dangerous, and there is no reliable Fu Heihui here.

"Komaeda Nagito, how are you going to teach?"

Gojo Satoru glanced at me and said with a smile, "Let it be."

I:……

When Wujo Wu saw that I was silent, he said, "There is no other way. You can't just say that you want to give him an ideological and moral lesson as soon as you stand up?"

"Besides, at the age of high school students, it is easy for the second disease of the devil's true eyes, and it is easy to become a rebellious stage."

Gojo Satoru spread his arms and said, "So be slow."

It sounds a bit like passive sabotage, but there is some truth to it, Komaeda Nagito is no different from the rebellious period.

In Xiba's private bookshelf, there are also teachings about parenting, and the issue of the rebellious period is indeed mentioned.

Having said that, what's the point of Dad seeing these?There is no reference value either.

Even in the rebellious period, basically they will only be hanged and beaten by the elders, or because of this, there is the habit of running away from home at the age of 12?

Speaking of it, the rebellious period should not be 12 years old.

Thoughts diverged again, let's get back to the topic.

"Are you just being lazy?"

I finally knew where Gojo Satoru had set me up. "Once signed, no regrets are allowed." Here, the limit is not him, but me.

Even if he is so passive and sabotage, I can't say anything.

Furious.

But I can't let Gojo Satoru eat nothing.

The main problem is that I don't want Komaeda Nagito to get too close to Aluka, and I always feel that if Aluka is influenced by Komaeda Nagito, I don't know what will happen.

I can't imagine how Aluka yelled "Despair is the mother of hope" and then "PuffPuffPuff" the woman laughed.

Although Amano Yuki told me to relax, and the reason given was very good. In the previous week, the guy who was cultivated by Komaeda Nagito as the next generation of "super high school-level despair" has already been trained by Komaeda Nagito. Too shameful as an adjective for secondary illness and turned into a squat at home.

To explain that Komaeda Nagito is not good at teaching people at all, no matter how bad Alluka is, he is just squatting at home, which is still a good thing for beating the enemy.

But this is because of being ashamed by what Komaeda Nagito said, so that he became a squatting at home, and Aluka may not necessarily feel ashamed.

Alluka is a very slow child, very slow in receiving emotions. So far, he has not discovered that Curt is so indifferent to him because of envy, jealousy and hatred.

And Aluka, like ordinary children, will also learn how to transform from the little witch on TV, and even ask Qi Ya to help him. For this reason, I have also filmed a lot of Qi Ya's dark history, and I plan to let him know in the future He used it when he was the head of the family, but this is not the key point, the key point is that Yalujia is easy to deceive.

Maybe it is normal to feel that the shameful hope of the second disease is normal, and it is not necessarily true.

If it becomes a secondary illness, Yalujia is too pitiful, especially in the home where the enemy is beaten, a nest of demon kings.

When he thought of this, he couldn't just go with the flow and wait while having afternoon tea with Gojo Satoru and watching TV.

I said to Gojo Satoru, "Go and see the situation of Komaeda Nagito first."

Probably because he just tricked me into signing the contract, Gojo Satoru didn't like to dawdle, and didn't say anything like "I and my bed are inseparable", and just sat up straight from the bed.

As long as I think about this, it seems that being cheated is not so bad.

It is so rare to see Gojo Satoru who is not late and works hard.

Even though we didn't know each other for a long time, Gojo Satoru engraved this thought on me, it was really scary.

Sure enough, the setting of "no matter what you do will not be OOC" is a panacea?

But if you want me to study like this, it is indeed very difficult, and it is the same concept as meeting Mr. G.

Thinking about these messy things, Gojo Satoru and I walked all the way to Aluka's game room.

Before he got close, he heard noisy voices coming from his game room, all of which were the voices of Guardian Sweetheart.

I remembered that I did say that before.

Because in normal times, everyone will be busy with training, and the misery during training, basically broken hands, broken feet, and broken ribs are common, like Qi Ya and the others are used to it. You will feel that the injury has been lightly earned.

But this is not the case for the guardian sweetheart who is dedicated to the holder of the egg of the soul. They will stand in front of the whip when it flies over, and they will also play "hide and seek with their lives as a bet". Run out and protect them.

Although the guardian sweethearts are pure power bodies, when they go berserk, they will also affect the holder of the soul egg.

Can refer to Curt in "LOVE" mode.

The Yier fans made a rule that the guardian sweethearts were not allowed to participate in the training. These guardian sweethearts couldn't beat the scarecrows, and they were tightly tied up and turned into marionettes to play puppet shows.

Because FREE was being groped and masturbated, I couldn't stand it, and held up a sign to protest, and finally both sides took a step back.

The guardian sweethearts do not participate in training, but the scarecrow is not allowed to tie them up.

Because Qiya asked FREE to help take care of Aluka, so he will always follow Aluka. Although FREE looks lazy, but the popularity in the guardian sweetheart group is very good, and other guardian sweethearts also gather past.

After Alluka had his own soul egg and became able to see it, he thought he was a member of the guardian sweetheart, and often played games with the guardian sweetheart.

No one in Guardian Sweethearts said they were actually protecting Alluka, and the two got along pretty well.

There seemed to be no problem from the voice, so I knocked on the door.

There was a pause in the voice inside, followed by the sound of Alluka running over to open the door with bare legs. He doesn't like to wear shoes and is usually barefoot.

Alluka opened the door, looked up at me, and smiled, "Oni-chan."

When there was only one elder brother, Alluka would only be called "Oni-chan". If everyone was together, they would be distinguished by their names.

Alluga is more like an ordinary person than all the beaters, it's almost like the beater is holding a copy of the ordinary family, he took my hand without any hesitation, and said, "Oni-chan , I'm playing house with my guardian sweetheart, come and have a look!"

He didn't hold it tightly, as if he was ready to be let go at any time. I thought about it, but still didn't let go, and let him pull me to the edge of the table.

There is a family doll house on the table, with five floors and 15 rooms, enough to keep sweethearts sleeping in different rooms.

I took a look first, and today's configuration does not have Saiki Kongsuke.

Saiki Kongsuke was originally not interested in this kind of game, and had never participated in it, but today is the first appearance of Komaeda Nagito's game, I thought he would be interested in Komaeda Nagito.

Alluka introduced to me one by one the members of the guardian sweetheart family.

"This is Big Brother Scarecrow."

Scarecrow is the guardian sweetheart of Il fans. I don’t know if it is influenced by Il fans. He has a soft spot for the position of the big brother in the family. No matter what, he must become the big brother. The big brother here refers to Qi Ya The guardian sweetheart FREE and Curt's guardian sweetheart LOVE.

Before Qi Ya's FREE was unwilling to let the Scarecrow be his big brother, he took the initiative to become the role of mother, and the Scarecrow immediately chose to be his mother's big brother.

In the end, all the family members in the center changed, and FREE's mother turned into the youngest daughter.

Because this kind of thing happened, FREE also resigned to his fate, and didn't say anything more.

Alluka continued to introduce.

"Second brother, FREE."

"Third Brother LOVE."

"Fourth brother Komaeda Nagito."

"Fifth sister."

Is it the story of a brother without parents this time?

It's not that there hasn't been such a turn, and everyone is not interested in being parents.

Aluka continued to introduce the outline of the story.

"A long time ago, there was an unfortunate family."

Unfortunately... seems to have heard some key words.

Gojo Wujo complained, "Generally speaking, it's a happy family."

Alluka said slowly, "Listen to the end of my story."

Gojo Satoru nodded, "Please tell me."

Alluka was satisfied and continued, "They are poor, but they have five brothers and sisters. In order to take care of such a big family, my father has to work when it snows heavily in winter. My father's job is logging. As a worker, he went to the mountains with an ax full of energy to chop wood, 'I will definitely make a lot of money', he said before leaving home."

[Isn't this setting up a flag? 】

Because Alluka didn't let him complain immediately, did he start in the bottom of his heart?

I ignored him.

"The wind and snow are getting bigger and bigger, and my father is thinking hard about the family chopping firewood..."

[It will freeze to death. 】

"As a result, my father was crushed to death by countless hailstones falling from the sky."

【Hail, actually only in summer, right? 】

"My father never came back, so she planned to go out to look for him. When she left, she said to her eldest brother, 'I will take care of the children, and my mother will be back soon'."

【Ah, another flag has been set up. 】

[He will be crushed to death by hail. 】

Xia Youjie got involved no matter what.

Then I heard Alluka continue to say, "In the end, Mom tripped over Dad's body, fell into the lake and drowned."

"This is a bit anti-social." Gojo Satoru couldn't help but say, "Even if he was killed by hailstones like Dad, it would be fine."

"But Nagito Komaeda said that this is not novel enough." Alluka said hesitantly, "The method of death must be different."

Xia Youjie couldn't help interjecting, "What's the point of setting up this plot?"

Alluka said, "It is only then that luck can be manifested through misfortune."

Gojo Satoru asked, "So what is the point of luck? I can't see it at all."

The scarecrow shook his cloak with a smile and said in a low voice, "Hee hee hee, of course it's my elder brother who is in charge."

... What the hell, are you such a scarecrow?

It makes people wonder if Il fans have any outrageous ideas.