Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"Huh? I want to go to class too?"

After finally getting out of the wire ball state, FREE received the bad news, and the cat was lying on the ground in a cake.

However, Yier fans have always been one-sided characters. Although he is a younger brother, he is indeed a compulsive sexually ill younger brother, not like the doting type in anime that says "well, you can say whatever you want". Allowing his younger brother to do what he allowed to do, he didn't care about Qi Ya's thoughts, and even less cared about his guardian sweetheart, and planned to arrange everything after making a decision.

Immediately took me to find Shiba.

...so why me?

Because he held the photo of the agreement with Gojo Satoru, so I was forced to come with Ilmi.

After all, he behaved like a euphemistic version of catching his younger brother being deceived by a fraud group and suing his parents.

"That's it," Ilmi stood upright one meter in front of Shiba, and said as if reporting work, "I think Kusuo should add some anti-fraud courses."

Me: ...that's not the point, is it?It should be the education of protecting sweethearts, right?

After listening to Yiermi's words, Shiba agreed very much, "Indeed, being deceived to help others all the time is not in line with our policy of beating enemies."

No, it shouldn't be like this.

I don't think I was tricked into helping, but just forced by the situation.

"Well, the corresponding courses should also be added."

Hearing this sentence, Yi Ermi immediately recommended himself, saying, "I am very suitable to teach this class."

Il fan class, it's a disaster, I look at Shiba.

【don't want. 】

But this time Shiba stubbornly ignored my thoughts because of his own "Gate of the Underworld" sign, "Well, that's it."

I still want to resist, "Now it's mainly to deal with the 'Despair Cult'." It's not the time to learn about anti-fraud, no, it's time for Yiermi to kill the atmosphere?

Shiba glanced at me and said, "That's already given to the Hunter Association."

Seriously?The matter of destroying the world is simply handed over to others?

Shiba patted me on the shoulder, "Kusuo, your sense of responsibility is too strong, and you always seem to think that others cannot handle this kind of thing well."

Ya Li Ya Li, do I have it?

I was in a trance for a while, wanting to refute but didn’t know what to say. Indeed, when I saw aliens wanting to invade, I solved it by myself. Even Sheba didn’t know this.

"We beat enemies to train killers who can handle their own affairs, but we are still family members, so you have to trust us."

Indeed, if fighting alone does not count as a surprise, the chances of me winning the fight with Xiba are pretty good.

"As for the Hunter Association, in a sense, it is also a very useful guy who wants to save the world."

"So, throw this matter to the Hunter Association, and wait until they can't figure it out and ask us for help." Xiba said in a deep voice, "Just work hard to absorb knowledge and grow up step by step."

For a moment, Shiba's body seemed to be filled with holy light.

But then he said, "So take the anti-fraud class honestly."

Shengguang less than a second.

After Xiba and Yierfan jointly hit me, Yierfan remembered the business.

"Guardian sweetheart should also have some education about beating enemies."

Shiba nodded, "It makes sense for you to say that. Although the guardian sweetheart is a child's weapon, Kurt has a guardian sweetheart at the age of 4, and you still have it when you are 18 years old. It can be used continuously for at least 12 years. "

Standing aside, I couldn't help twitching the corners of my mouth.

Guardian sweetheart, specially added a "Guardian" to mean that they are not weapons, but guardian spirits that protect children's hearts, but in beating the enemy, even we will be called murderers in the mission Weapons are just the kind that give priority to life preservation and will maneuver. It is normal to regard the guardian sweetheart as a weapon.

"It should be more than 12 years." Unexpectedly, Yi Ermi tilted his head and said as if he didn't understand, "Sisuo is 19 years old, and he still has a guardian sweetheart."

Hisoka, is there even one?

Then Kuroro, who was one year older than Hisoka, was about to cry.

But regardless of Kuroro's thoughts, how is the guardian sweetheart divided?

Originally, in the book about the guardian sweetheart of the fortune-teller, it also stated that the limit was "children". Hisoka had nothing to do with children not only from any point of view.

The author of that book is a well-known fortune-teller on TV. I went to her after Guardian Sweetheart appeared. Ordinary people who don’t even have memories of Guardian Sweetheart come from dreams. Zhong seems to be a well-known fortuneteller, and the world over there has guardian sweethearts.

But she doesn't know too much, and everything she knows is organized in books.

I also approached Amano Xuehui. According to him, because of the instability of the Dark Continent, affected by this, there are occasional people in our world whose dreams are connected to themselves in other worlds, that is to say, in another world There is also a guardian sweetheart in it, and my super power brings this part of the power system to COS.

Having said that, since the setting of the world next door is all brought in by me as a storage battery, at least I have to clarify the qualifier of "children".

Sure enough, Shiba was also shocked, "Does Hisoka have it too?"

The mental activity is a string of garbled codes, which means Xiba is shocked and can't control himself, and needs to use encrypted symbols.

I think he must be thinking something like "Sisuo has it, but I don't have it" in his heart.

Yi Ermi nodded, "When I was chatting with him before, he said that he hatched an egg and took a picture for me to see."

Yi Ermi took out her mobile phone and started flipping through the chat history. She swiped her finger three times, but she couldn't find the photo.

I looked at him with some surprise.

Yiermi is a traditional type of killer. There is not even a mobile phone contact on the phone. Once the information is received, all messages will be deleted. I didn’t expect Yiermi to keep the communication with Hisoka. Still chatting often, I found the photo with two swipes of my finger.

I couldn't help asking, "Do you and Hisoka often chat?"

Yi Ermi glanced at me and shook his head, "He sent me a text message on his own."

"There is an IOU issued by him in front of it. If you just take a screenshot, he will say that I reneged on the PS."

...Did you stay for this reason?Doesn't feel like an act done by an Il fan.

According to the personality of Yier fans, even if there is no IOU, they will try their best to deduct the part they deserve. As for Hisoka, they basically think that Hisoka’s money is almost the same as his own, so he should not pay attention to such things.

But this is also the matter of Yiermi and Hisoka, I didn't think much about it, and glanced at the photos that Yiermi dug out.

In the photo, Hisoka held an egg in his hand, as if he had just taken a shower, half-fruited, twisted his body, and took a selfie for Yiermi.

So why do you want to take pictures in this enchanting posture of JOJO, I don't understand his hobby at all.

However, in this posture, a few black lines can be vaguely seen on the back.

The egg in the hand, the pattern on it is a playing card JOKER sitting on an apple tree holding a heart.

The joker that has collected all the poker cards, the hearts of poker, and the apple. These keywords, at first glance, are very Hisoka's style, and they are definitely his guardian sweetheart.

Shiba was also silent for a moment, "Has he been sending you photos like this?"

Immediately, Yi Ermi got to Xiba's point and nodded, "He's a fruit-exposed man."

Xiba looked Yiermi up and down, saw that his clothes were well dressed and his collar was buttoned to the top, so he moved his eyes away calmly.

Dad really thinks too much. Il fans are the kind of people who are absolutely dressed in tight clothes in order to carry weapons to the maximum.

Having said that, the only tree we didn't light up was Yuyuki Amano's technique of hiding a watermelon knife inside his clothes. For this reason, Ilmi will never give up that his body decorations are all made of tacks. It looks a bit ugly to me like a hedgehog's clothes.

However, because the father and son asked this topic, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. I thought for a while and said, "Does he have strange lines on his back?"

The Il fan said, "It's number '4'."

"I told him about the Phantom Troupe," Ilmi said blankly, "Sisuo happily went to Meteor Street, and then killed 'No. 4' of the Phantom Troupe."

Although Yiermi has no expression on his face, but based on my understanding of him, Hisoka is definitely deliberately tricking Hisoka to stare at Kuroro. The intelligence personnel who beat up the enemy are easy to be discovered. The relationship between Hisoka and Yiermi, It is very few people know.

And Hisoka's obsession with wanting to fight the strong will also make him pester Kurolo.

Il fans, plan to pass.

Shiba changed the subject, "Is Hisoka's guardian sweetheart only because of purity?"

Il fans are also not sure, "Before Kusuo said that this is how I have my guardian sweetheart, so it should be like this."

As he said this, he cast his eyes on me, what can I do, I can only nod my head in response to his words.

So Xiba and Yiermi didn't bother with this. For them, the guardian sweetheart is a weapon, and naturally the longer it exists, the better.

Since you plan to start classes for Guardian Sweetheart, you have to consider the courses.

"Guardian Sweetheart has no way to take the initiative to cause harm to humans." Yi Ermiyou said with some regret, "otherwise it can be used as a special weapon."

"Then focus on intelligence gathering first."

I listened to Ilmi and Shiba talking about each other, basically teaching them hard things, and other guardian sweethearts of these things are fine, what kind of evolution will Komaeda Nagito learn?

However, if you tell Komaeda Nagito's characteristics, Shiba and Il fans will definitely use him as an experiment first, and then think about whether it can be used as a pendant in actual combat. Will become a murderous monster.

So I quickly interrupted, "There is Wujo Satoru, he took my salary."

No matter whether he can be a good teacher or not, now he can only think that he can do it.

Both Xiba and Yiermi stared at me with the eyes of "this kind of cheated guy hasn't woken up yet", I can't bear it.

I added, "Maybe guardian sweetheart has a miraculous effect on the curse spirit."

Shiba sighed, and said in the tone he would treat a child, "Okay."

No matter what, at least Gojo Satoru was sent to the teaching industry, he must live up to it.

Physically and mentally exhausted.

Leaving Shiba and Ilmi out of sight, I feel like I have aged ten years.

Qi Ya also asked me to see Xiaojie.

But Whale Island is also a good place to relax, with beautiful scenery and a large area of ​​no-man’s land, suitable for rest. I also want to separate Aluka and Komaeda Nagito to see how much Aluka is affected. Don’t miss it. Purifying Komaeda Nagito made Alluka polluted instead, so he nodded.

Qi Ya cheered softly, and jumped to pick the leaves. He didn't forget to hide his identity, and picked up the title of "Children of the Forest", which had been useless for a while.

Xiaojie must be six years old, and he doesn't know if he will be deceived again.

But he looks like the protagonist in the kind of sports and blood comics, so there should be no problem.