Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Handle the jokes casually.

But the next major trouble is really these three stone statues that are almost connected together.

If Xiaojie has become like this, Qi Ya will be sad.

In the previous life, Kiya also bravely rushed to beat the enemy in order to save Xiaojie, and took Aluka out to save Xiaojie, but without Xiaojie, Kiya would also take Aluka from the beating enemy. come out.

I thought for a while and tried to comfort him, "Although it's just my own idea, I don't think anything will happen to Xiaojie."

Qi Ya replied in a low voice, "Yes."

"I also don't think anything will happen to Xiaojie," Qi Ya's tone became softer, "Because every time Kusuo went berserk with his abilities, he didn't cause any casualties."

"Kusuo's ability is actually a good old man just like you."

Even if this guy turns back to comfort me... I won't just stop him from being the next Patriarch who beats up the enemy.

But the mood is indeed much better, ah, I described my house as a magic cave before, but it's about the same, and the complaints are also in place, so there shouldn't be any problems.

I said to Qi Ya, "Anyway, let's think on the condition that the 'Eye of Medusa' has a time limit."

Qi Ya nodded, and his tone became much more relaxed, "I think it's the same, it's unlikely that he will always turn into a stone statue."

"But having said that," Qi Ya complained to me, "it's obviously your own ability, but it's strange not to know the constraints and solutions every time!"

"How about finding a way to have a system-like ability or a pop-up window?" Qi Ya gave me an idea, and imitated the mechanical voice, "'System prompt, idiot, this ability is XXX' or something like that."

Fool, that word is redundant.

Do you really think that I can't beat you when I'm in a state of "missing and remnant"?

Well, because I said a good word before, I forgive him for the time being.

I interrupted Qi Ya, "But even if there is a time limit, it will be troublesome."

"Well," talking about the business, Qi Ya automatically broke away from the previous mode of complaining and became serious, "Indeed, 10 minutes is also a cooling time, one day is also, ten years is also..."

"Ah, I don't want to wait ten years to see Xiaojie unblocked." Qi Ya was mad, he was definitely scratching his hair, I heard the sound of hair rubbing, "In this case, I will become Uncle yet?"

I suggested, "You can be like Kim and Shiba."

"No, absolutely not!" Qi Ya kicked and said, "And do you secretly want me to be the head of the house?"

"Only this matter is absolutely no way!"

This kind of thing is not what he said.

But because of this, the previous tense emotions have completely dissipated, so I can care about the stone statue itself.

It is indeed troublesome.

It's really dangerous to put it here. There are many large animals in the forest. If an animal smashes the stone statue and steps on it, I don't know if it will change back. equal damage.

But if you move back to beat the enemy, you don't know if you can successfully "teleport" back when "San Nian Can Nian" goes berserk, and even if you move back, there will be a lot of problems.

Thinking that there are still fans of Yier in the house, there are only two big heads in one head.

For Xiba alone, it can be seen that the other party is Jin's son, so let Xiaojie go, but if he is a fan of Yier, it is absolutely impossible for a Xiaojie to kidnap two enemies to beat the enemy.

"Fulishi, the blue face is a disaster, get rid of it."

It is not impossible for such a barrage to appear in the minds of Il fans.

Qi Ya also immediately vetoed the proposal to put the stone statue back to beat the enemy, "No, there will be big problems!"

Then he said, "Why don't we just book a hotel nearby?"

"It's impossible for us to stare at it all the time." I said, "Xiaojie and Kate are fine, but Fox Bear, if he returns from the stone statue and is still in a state of rage, it may hurt others."

Even if it didn't hurt anyone, it would be difficult to collapse something or a house, and the fox-bear stood three to four meters high, and there wasn't that big room outside to put it down.

Hearing this, Qi Ya nodded, "Besides, if Xiaojie doesn't go back, Aunt Mitt will be anxious."

Yes, although Xiaojie has an unreliable father, he has a very reliable aunt who is unambiguous in raising Xiaojie.

If Xiaojie was simply taken away, it might become a situation where the entire Whale Island came to search for the mountain, and it would be very troublesome afterwards.

I thought about it and decided to throw Jin out to take over the blame, "Have Jin call Mitt and say he took Xiaojie away?"

Qi Ya said, "But Xiaojie said that Aunt Mitt has blocked Jin's contact information."

...This must have happened in his previous life. How well does he remember Xiaojie's affairs?

"It's okay, let Jin call the people here."

There are also some retired hunters in Whale Island. Jin arranged to come over to help take care of Mitt and Xiaojie, so don't worry that Jin will not have contact information.

This can be regarded as solving a major issue. As for what Jin thinks about receiving the pot, it has nothing to do with me.

Just as he was relieved, at this moment he suddenly heard the shout of "Xiaojie, where are you" from a distance.

I frowned. After all, my eyes are not very convenient. Qi Ya was much faster than me, and ran towards the source of the sound.

I didn't move anymore, but that sound didn't seem to be heard in Whale Island.

Because I used to accompany Qiya to Whale Island to find Xiaojie to play, obviously Xiaojie is a radish head, but Qiya still had a lot of fun with him. During this time, I remembered all the people who came and went from Whale Island , You can know who it is just by the sound.

Kiya was very fast and came back after 10 minutes, because he made a special sound, so I could also distinguish his footsteps.

"Caught a frog." Kiya's voice was playful.

"Who's the Frog?" said the voice angrily. "I'm Jack-Jack's guardian sweetheart, Green Jack."

According to Qiya's "frog" description, it probably looks like he is dressed in green, and with the "Jie" in Xiaojie's name, it is really a very casual name.

FREE also imitated the scarecrow and laughed "hee hee".

But it’s the first time I’ve seen FREE do this kind of thing. He usually listens lazily like a big cat, unless he encounters a straw man who will talk more because he resists his brother’s tyranny.

"What's so funny?" Lu Jie's violent voice came, "You..."

His voice stopped short, "Hey, why is there a stone statue of Xiaojie here?"

"Wow, the carving is very realistic." Lu Jie sighed, "I don't know where Xiao Jie went, or else I really want him to see it too."

"Really, I'm the guardian sweetheart, and I disappear in the blink of an eye every time," Lu Jie complained angrily, "I kept saying that I was too green so I couldn't find him, but he was also dressed in green. The couple costumes of the holder of the soul egg and the guardian sweetheart."

No, couple outfits should not be used in this situation.

"Speaking of which, you guys actually did this secretly?" Lu Jie's tone became treacherous, "You can't be Xiaojie's admirers, are you?"

"Wow, it's quite realistic."

FREE complained, "How is it possible?"

"What are you? Why are you so round? So green?" Lu Jie's panicked voice came.

Qi Ya didn't care about the matter over there, turned his head to me and said, "So Xiaojie's ideal self is like this?"

"It's not so much the ideal self," I commented, "Xiaojie is more like pinching you with a guardian sweetheart."

Whole body green Qi Ya saw Xiaojie's costume of "Children of the Forest".

He has a narcissistic personality and has a personality that is good at complaining about Qi Ya.

It's a perfect replica.

But Qi Ya himself was unwilling to admit this, stomping his feet and said, "I'm not at all like him."

Almost at the same time, Lu Jie's voice came over, "I don't look like him at all!"

Well, it's very similar, and they all speak in unison.

"Ah, you've been eavesdropping on our conversation with your ears up all the time." Qi Ya thief Xixi said, "It's too much, you are actually a bad guardian sweetheart who can eavesdrop on other people."

"Bad, bad guardian sweetheart...me?" Lu Jie faltered.

Even this one can be fooled, and it turns out that Qi Ya's tier is a bit higher, and this one is a bit like Xiaojie.

A combination of the two?

Probably Xiaojie also integrated the envy of Qi Ya into the protection of sweetheart.

But now is not the time to play with Lu Jie, I poked Qi Ya in the bottom of my heart.

[Stop playing, your good friend is still a stone statue. 】

[No, it's not important anymore. 】

Qi Ya said, I don't think that Qi Ya likes the new and dislikes the old, and he has taken a fancy to Xiaojie's guardian sweetheart, so he is not interested in Xiaojie anymore.

What Qiya said next was exactly what I thought.

[Since Guardian Sweetheart is fine, it is just as we thought before, Xiaojie is fine. 】

[Just wait for your 'Eye of Medusa' to expire. 】

It is indeed good news, but the topic has returned to the original question.

[Fox bears can be put in his cave. In caves, there is also the smell of fox bears. She is the most powerful creature in Whale Island, and no other animals will risk running over. 】

[And when I woke up, I found that in my lair, Mrs. Jie was also alive and kicking beside me, and the original violent situation would be relieved automatically. 】

Well, there is some truth to that.

I listened to Qi Ya continue to arrange.

[Aunt Mitt, let Xiaojie’s father call to inform, and then we will take the two of them to find a homestay or put them in a safe place to deal with it first, preferably Whale Island. 】

Well, it's a little difficult.

[Let Jin call those who have the ability to read, and they will definitely be willing to take in Xiaojie and Kate regardless of the reason. 】

Indeed, one is a son and the other is an apprentice, and those people don't look like the talkative type.

[You are very talented in arranging this. 】

【Stop, I won't be the next Patriarch who beats up the enemy. 】

[I haven't said anything yet. 】

【Once you praise me, you will definitely add the second half of the sentence. It has the potential to become the next Patriarch who beats the enemy. 】

【…】

Well, I really want to say this.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

【Aren't you counting your level of deception? 】

I forgot to cut off the telepathic connection channel with Qi Ya, and he learned what I was thinking in my heart.

【You only have talent in vests. 】

Arrow through the heart.

I don't want to talk to him anymore.

On the contrary, Qi Ya solved a few major issues, and he was very happy when he defeated me verbally.

I also completely believed my previous feelings about the "Eye of Medusa", and I am no longer worried about Xiaojie's safety.

[Xiaojie's guardian sweetheart also looks very interesting, let me tease him. 】

...It's really bad fun.

Having said that, don't you worry about your good friend?What if it takes ten years to unblock?

Qi Ya went to tease Lu Jie.

"This is Xiaojie." Qi Ya pointed to Xiaojie's stone statue and said solemnly.

"How, how is it possible?" Lu Jie stuttered in shock, "Although they look very similar, but if Xiao Jie becomes like this, then why didn't I become a stone statue?"

"Who knows," you don't need to look, you know that under the layers of green leaves, Qi Ya's face has definitely turned into a cat face with a smirk, "You are Xiaojie's guardian sweetheart, and there is also Xiaojie memory?"

The guardian sweethearts all have the memory of the soul egg himself, except of course Qi Ya, probably because of the rebirth, FREE doesn't know what happened before the rebirth, but he knows the growth trajectory of this life very clearly.

In addition, the guardian sweetheart can also perceive the mood of the holder of the egg of the soul. This is also the reason why LOVE can accurately control Curt's thoughts. I don’t go to any club, and recently my sense of presence has become much higher because of this.

Hearing this, Lu Jie also nodded, "Of course."

"Then shouldn't you know that Xiaojie has a magical friend?" Qi Ya deliberately guided.

"Ah," it seems that you can only see one side every once in a while, but Xiaojie still has a deep affection for Qiya, and Green Jie can immediately find a certain object from Xiaojie's group of animal friends, "'Forest the son of'!"

"You must be O Doudou of the 'Children of the Forest' if you are so wicked!"

Hearing this sentence, Qi Ya was deeply shocked, "Why am I so mean?"

Lu Jie replied loudly, "You often bully Xiao Jie."

"But you can turn Xiaojie into a stone." Lu Jie's voice sounded shocked, "Sure enough, Xiaojie's worries are true. Is Oni-chan dead?"

Obviously, Lu Jie should not have seen me since he was born, but he immediately began to cry sincerely, just like Xiao Jie before.

It's so strange, obviously I haven't gotten along with Xiaojie very much, I've always been just a qualified porter of Qiya, but Xiaojie seems to like me very much.

"Why does Xiaojie like NA so much...Oni-chan."

Qi Ya changed his voice somewhat abruptly, and actually called me "Oni-chan". This is a memorable first time.

He has always been called "father", "mother", "big brother", "miji" and "kusuo" at home.

Lujie said, "Because Xiaojie said that the Oni sauce in 'Children of the Forest' is very gentle, he can feel someone watching over him when he climbs the window, and he will help him immediately when he rolls down the mountain. "

"But if you say it, you'll just laugh out loud."

There is no way to refute it, Qi Ya and Xiaojie play, rather than as friends, it is more like a toy that can not be broken, after all, there is an age difference.

Lujie also said, "You can't turn Xiaojie into a stone statue just because he said 'you're a big villain', that's too much, turn him back!"

[Let's play it off. 】

I sneered at Qi Ya.

"No, I didn't actually do it." Qi Ya's tone suddenly became very strange, and if he wanted to do something bad, his voice would become like this, "Do you know the story of the frog prince?"

"What?" Lu Jie asked.

There is an elementary school in Whale Island, but Xiaojie often skips classes and goes crazy in the mountains. He only knows how to read and does not know anything about other extracurricular knowledge.

Qi Ya said, "A long time ago, a prince offended a witch, so he was cursed by her to turn into a frog, and he needed a kiss of true love to break the curse and turn back into a prince."

Lu Jie nodded, "So?"

"We 'Children of the Forest' are almost like this," Qi Ya pretended to be profound, "Of course it's not a witch's curse, but a gift from nature."

I think something big is not good, and I was trying to stop Qi Ya, but Qi Ya discovered this, and said very quickly like a tongue twister, "After the 'child of the forest' becomes an adult, he needs an opportunity to become a human. But whoever helps it becomes a stone statue."

"Huh?" Lu Jie's voice rose an octave, "So..."

I can feel a scrutinizing gaze cast on me.

"Little brother has become a little sister?!" Lu Jie blurted out, "But in terms of appearance, it's really cute, like a princess in a fairy tale."

I can hear Qi Ya's crackling laughter under the leaves, is he unable to hold back his laughter?

Lu Jie also found Qi Ya strange and asked.

"Why are you bending over?"

"Because I can see you clearly in this way, I am so much taller than you."

"Why are you shaking all over?"

"Because I'm a bit cold."

"Then why do you speak like you're holding your breath?"

"Because I'm about to twitch from laughing, hahahahaha."

...From the Frog Prince to Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, is it now the Laughing Forest Conference again?

I couldn't bear it any longer. In order to avoid entering the Tucao meeting, I said to Lu Jie, "Don't listen to him."

Lu Jie probably thought that I was more reliable than Qi Ya, "What's going on? Why did Xiao Jie turn into a stone statue? And Miss Sister isn't from Whale Island, right? There haven't been any ships recently, how did you show up?" On Whale Island?"

Sure enough, although he looked like a joke before, he was still very smart, and almost every point was on the idea.

Especially the latter, it is really hard for me to explain, and I suddenly feel that Qi Ya's statement is the most reasonable.

That's too bad, I still need to practice making excuses.

"Because she is a mermaid." Qi Ya actually spoke again at this time, "The mermaid baby is very popular, but now the mermaid baby grows up and becomes a beautiful young lady."

"She came to participate in my brother's departure ceremony, a ceremony that humans cannot participate in, but Xiaojie broke in suddenly, so she was attacked indiscriminately." Qi Ya made up nonsense seriously, "So he was Petrified."

Lu Jie, who was as shrewd as before, wouldn't believe such an obvious statement.

"So this is ah."

One dared to make up, and the other dared to believe.

Lu Jie immediately asked, "Then how can we restore them to their original state now? Xiao Jie didn't do it on purpose."

Qi Ya said, "This kind of petrification has a time limit, and it will disappear as soon as the time is up, but I don't know how deeply Xiaojie is affected, so I can only wait."

This statement was actually approved by Lu Jie, "It's fine if you can recover."

"But the problem is," Qiya said awkwardly, "the mermaid can't survive on land for too long, I have to find a way to send her back, after all, my brother is gone, and I have to take responsibility."

Lu Jie's voice was earnest, "Indeed, after all, you are so unreliable."

Being repelled by the general, one can tell without looking that Qi Ya is absolutely out of breath and can't hold back his cat face.

Really deserve it.

……

【What are you doing?What mermaid? 】

[Because that kid is very foolish, and you are also watching the show. 】

[Okay, don’t be angry, it’s just that it’s not safe to put it in other places. It’s better to put it on the fox and bear’s territory, and then let Lujie help take care of it. 】

It makes sense for Qi Ya to say so.

[So why in my name? 】

【You still want to throw me the vest of the 'Children of the Forest'?At best we hurt each other. 】

Nothing to say.

But if you can fool Lu Jie, you can also fool Xiao Jie, which is a good thing. Anyway, even if it becomes like this, as long as you protect the vest well, you don't have to worry too much.

I don’t need to worry about the transfer of the stone statues. Anyway, Qiya’s arm strength is 3T, and he can carry them around by himself, but he doesn’t have the force of a "son of the forest". Interrupted, so the "son of the forest" who didn't evolve into a perfect body dealt with Lu Jie, and made Lu Jie feel very guilty.

But Qi Ya, who bullies a good boy, has no such psychological burden at all.

First put the stone statue of the fox and bear into his cave, Xiaojie didn't attack us, and followed us meekly all the way, also guarding the side of the fox and bear.

Then put the stone statues of Xiaojie and Kate nearby and give them to Lujie to take care of.

Then I returned to beat the enemy with Qi Ya's "teleportation", and then quickly cleaned up everything on my body.

Kiya told Alluka a few more words, telling him not to tell what happened before going out.

Later, when he came back from the back mountain to beat the enemy, he was caught by a bunch of surveillance cameras, and he was really angry with a few casual words to him before.

But when he saw my appearance, he immediately forgot what he wanted to question me, and asked hurriedly, "What happened? Kusuo's eyes?"

"His eyes are fine, but we are the ones who are in trouble when they open them."

Kiya put his hands on the back of his head and said, "If Kusuo sees it, it will be 'petrified'."

"The 'Eye of Medusa' is awakened now." Saiki Kongsuke's voice suddenly came out.

Then he lowered his head and muttered something.

I can only vaguely hear the words "it's a bit early."