Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"I saw Il fans jumping up like a thunderbolt, and there was an extra row of playing cards under their feet, and it was actually a pair of straight flushes."

When I heard this, I turned my head to stare at Gojo Satoru, and seeing his right hand clasped under his mouth, I asked a little speechlessly, 【What are you doing? 】

When Yi Ermi fooled Pariston before, Gojo Satoru didn't believe it at all, and kept calling my name from the bottom of his heart, because it was so annoying, so I answered.

But I was worried that Pariston was still there, so I didn't show up, just communicated with him telepathically.

Pariston also asked, "Mr. Gojo Satoru, what are you doing again?"

Gojo Satoru replied, "I will explain."

Then he added very honestly, "They all went back and forth like this for half an hour, and I was a little bored."

Even Pallistone got stuck for a moment: "...Well, just be happy."

Then he raised his head to stare at Ilmi and Hisoka, his eyes flickering, assessing their combat effectiveness.

[Il fans are indeed very strong, but this one called 'Sisuo' is not weak, and is very crazy. 】

And I don’t know what to say, in fact, I’m quite bored, I was still thinking about the TV series “It’s Your Turn” that I’ve been chasing for a while, because the plot rushed towards the unfinished end like a flood, which made me separated Still a little angry for a while.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,the detective drama that avalanched.

Gojo Satoru wants to see a fantastic fight, and I understand that too.

After all, both Yiermi and Hisoka are top-notch mind-power users. It is reasonable to say that their fight should be very exciting. The playing cards and nails fly together, and the murderous you come and go is like dancing a thrilling tango on a rope. Not giving in to each other, full of adrenaline rush stimulation and beauty.

Just as a movie, I feel that it is an action blockbuster and wonderful.

But in reality, this is simply impossible.

Yiermi has a cautious personality and never does anything he is not sure about. He knows that he and Hisoka are at the same level, and if he really fights, he will only get five or five points, so it is impossible to seriously duel with Hisoka, let alone, Hisoka is also a very useful tool man.

At any time, a phone call can greet him, as long as he is interested in doing anything.

In consideration of this interest, Yier fans simply avoided it.

So the current scene is that Hisoka is really serious, his eyes are slightly red, like a wild beast hunting in the jungle, exuding a murderous aura that weighs several tons.

But fighting something like this requires the cooperation of two people. Yiermi didn't want to fight at all, and avoided Hisoka's attack very casually.

Il was fascinated on the wall, jumping on the ground like a dexterous black cat, landing silently and quickly, even Hisoka's playing cards were like ghosts, obviously not bullets but thrown by human hands, but the speed was a little faster than the bullets , Chasing after Yier fans almost in the blink of an eye, the difference between the two is only about 0.3 seconds, 0.3 seconds is fatal enough for a master, so if you can't be defeated, you can't be defeated.

It is reasonable to say that this is a very subtle time difference, and if you are not careful, you will be hit, but Yiermi persisted for half an hour, with amazing endurance and concentration, without any mistakes in every step.

That is what we still see today.

It's like the difference between a seller's show and a buyer's show.

In the movie, it's like chasing in this kind of sewer for half an hour, and close-ups of some garbage from time to time, I'm afraid they will be shouted to refund the ticket.

Gojo Satoru looked at Ilmi and Hisoka who were chasing after each other on the wall, touched his chin and commented, "Like a mad dog chasing a pinball."

[At least let’s talk about cats. 】

I couldn't help retorting.

No matter how much the Il fans increase their interest, they can't compare him to a pinball.

Although there isn't much of a problem with this adjective other than that, and it's a bit figurative.

Pariston also said euphemistically, "It should be described as diverse."

Wutiaowu's two-line chat is really good, but he finds out the topics by himself, so it won't crash.

But when it comes to playing pinball, I also set my sights on Yier fans.

Half an hour later, they were still chasing each other, and they didn't have a real fight. Instead, Yierfan ran in front, and Hisoka chased after him "hehehe".

Ignoring the several tons of murderous intent in the air, and Hisoka’s merciless playing cards, PS a beach background and add a BGM, it can be regarded as two good friends playing a chasing battle on the beach .

Well, if the beach is where your feet step, it is impossible to be in the sky for a while and be on the ground for a while.

However, Wujo Satoru's theory of bouncing the pinball is not wrong.

When Il is lost, he will lower his body, and then exert force on his thighs. The whole person is like a spring loaded, and he can jump far and fast when he brushes. That is to say, the people on our side have dynamic vision. Super strong, if it is a camera, it will only leave afterimages like ghosts.

how do i know

Because Wujo Satoru had already photographed it, he originally planned to use this to bargain with Il fans, but it was a blurred phantom with all the five sense organs flying away. In the mode of Sakyamuni nails, sending it out would definitely scare children to tears.

However, every time Il fans exert their strength in circles, it is indeed like bouncing a pinball. It is fast and light. When it lands, it does not stop and goes straight to another foothold. Go round and round.

But I think Hisoka's IQ seems to have dropped a bit, and this narrow place is almost like Hisoka's home field.

Like this kind of terrain, he only needs to stick his "flexible love" on the playing cards, and the playing cards are cut into the wall. If there are too many cards, a sticky cage will naturally be formed.

Since I'm here, it's impossible for Il fans to run anywhere else. It can only be like a bullet caught in a net...well, a cat.

I was almost brainwashed by Gojo Satoru's adjective for bouncing a pinball.

It's impossible for Hisoka not to notice this, but he didn't do it, and his mind was full of chaos, full of thoughts of wanting to vent and seeing red.

Speaking of which, I have the impression that the usual Hisoka is the same, but it will be more strategic.

After all, unexpectedly, although Hisoka is a fighting lunatic, and seems to be played around by Il fans every time, in fact, he has a high IQ. The ability of purpose can be used in a variety of ways, but he likes to make himself bloody, it is like a combination of shaking M and shaking S.

Well, I saw the last two words in magazines, and I didn’t understand the meaning of them, but the information popped into my mind unconsciously, well, I’m still much purer than Qi Ya.

The current Hisoka has no sense of fighting at all, but relies on fighting instinct, as if driven by the desire to fight.

I said to Gojo Satoru, 【Can curse spirits affect people's minds? 】

Pariston also seemed to have noticed something was wrong, "It feels a bit strange, is this possessed by a 'curse spirit'?"

Shiba also only said in general that "curse spirits" are creatures produced by negative emotions such as curses. Most people can't see them. It sounds hard to understand, but because there are such beasts in this world, So everyone is used to things like unknown creatures jumping out.

But because it sounds too metaphysical, yeah, yeah, actually, I think the ability to read is also very metaphysical. My superpower can be regarded as a genetic mutation. of.

In short, it was considered too metaphysical, and Pariston also made up a lot about ghosts. I read his thoughts and found it normal. There are no monsters here, and they are all classified as monsters.

There is this concept in the new anime, but probably because of soil and water problems, it is not very popular, but Miji likes it very much. He thinks that the voice of the protagonist named "Natsume" is a bit like me.

"Well, curse spirits generally don't possess themselves." Because the problem is similar, Gojo Satoru continued the one-to-two two-way explanation, "But there are other methods, such as shikigami or containers, but Hisoka should not be like this. situation."

"Speaking of which, you have been in and out several times, right?" Gojo Gojo said casually, but there was a bit of aggression in the words, "You didn't notice it at all, did you?"

Pariston said with a smile, "I didn't go deep into the laboratory, I just studied the situation inside a little bit, probably because of the outer layer, and I asked them to suspend their work after I left, and no such case was found. "

"On the contrary, some of the personnel who stormed the laboratory in the early days showed such symptoms and were judged as 'desperate disease', so they were put under centralized surveillance."

"Disease of despair"?

No way, Hisoka doesn't look like the type who will contract the "disease of despair" at all.

Is it because I couldn't ask for Il fans (combat) and suffered from Kuroro's side, so I felt that the battle was hopeless, so my immunity declined?

Speaking of it, this should have nothing to do with immunity.

Hearing Pariston's words, Yi Ermi paused his footsteps, and was caught by Hisoka immediately with such a little hesitation.

"Hehehe, I found you, Xiaoyi~"

Hisoka brushed it right in front of Yiermi's eyes. From my point of view, the two of them were almost stacked together, but it wasn't very good. Hisoka's poker card got stuck on Yiermi's neck, drawing out A bloodstain.

This pose is a bit familiar. When we first met, Hisoka stole my pacifier to kill me. He fought with Yiermi. It was also in this posture. Hisoka’s poker card got stuck in Yiermi’s neck, almost It was the artery, and Yiermi was just one step away from digging out Hisoka's chest.

The current situation is a little different, that is, there is only a thin layer of blood stains on Yiermi's neck, and Yiermi's hand has not sunk into Hisoka's chest.

It's not that he thinks this is enough, it doesn't matter whether Hisoka hurts himself, it's just not necessary.

Hisoka's body was tightly entangled with silk threads, his wrists, legs, and legs were covered with transparent thin threads, which stuck him in this position, and he couldn't move any further.

It is the line of the scarecrow.

When Ilmi threw the tacks before, she put the wires on the tacks, and then set up traps. She was very careful. Because of the operation of the scarecrow, the threads were like snakes when the tacks were inserted into the wall. In an instant, it hid itself in the crevices and dirt like a living thing, and I only saw it through occasional reflections.

Gojo Satoru rubbed his chin and commented, "So it's a yo-yo?"

"What?" asked the Muggle Pariston, who was not guarding Sweetheart, "Is this the ability of Il fans?"

On the contrary, it was obvious that Hisoka was unnatural, and he didn't ask "Hisoka calm down?" This kind of unnutritious words would doubt his eyesight.

Yi Ermi didn't answer, he was probably quite happy for others to mistake his ability.

But Pariston is a fox, and he guesses in his heart whether it is the power to protect Sweetheart, and he envies and hates it.

The scarecrow manipulated the silk thread, and made Hisoka raise his hand holding the playing cards upwards, as if making a superman flying into the sky, but it was not a fist or holding a playing card. Hisoka made this posture quite funny.

I took a picture of him with my phone.

Because Komaeda Nagito doesn't show up often, there is a vacancy in the emoticon pack in the chat room.

Amano Xuehui is organizing everyone to contribute emoticons, and the one that has received the most praise can make a request that is not excessive.

I didn't plan to participate, but now that I have the material, it doesn't matter.

As for portrait rights and the like, Hisoka doesn't care, and it doesn't make sense to care, I'm a bad person.

Il fascinated and took a step forward, using his own tack to give Hisoka a touch at the same position, touched his waist casually, and took out a pocket from Hisoka's clothes that he didn't know where it was. Here comes the dark red purse.

He opened the bag with ease, took out a card from it, and then took out a credit card machine. I took a look, ordered MAX, and swiped the card without any hesitation.

Yi Ermi said blankly, "Medical expenses, rescue expenses, and spiritual compensation expenses, and service fees for non-main business, thank you for your patronage."

Gojo Wu's mouth twitched, 【Is this taking advantage of the fire? 】

If he has the guts, he can say it in front of his eldest brother, what's the point of telling me?

I'm a villain, but I don't do this.

Then Yiermi raised his head and stared into Hisoka's eyes, "How long are you going to play, Hisoka?"

Hisoka let out a deep laugh, and with a movement of his wrist, the playing cards in his hand directly cut off the silk thread wrapped around his hand. After regaining his freedom, he put his hand on Yiermi's shoulder, Stuck him in the gap in the wall, "I just want to play a game with you~"

"Are you happy, Xiaoyi?"

It is also very powerful to be able to do this kind of action with the nail face of Ilmi, Hisoka.

Yi Ermi said blankly, "This money is not enough, and it needs to be added. Your debt has increased again."

He tossed the wallet in his hand to Hisoka, whose cheeks were puffed out and turned into a steamed bun face.