Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I'm in a confrontation with Il fans, Wutong came to report in a hurry.

This made me breathe a sigh of relief. It's not that I'm afraid of Il fans, but I'm actually a bit of a procrastinator, and I just want to put aside difficult things and not deal with them.

Yierfan glanced at me, didn't say anything, and started to deal with Hisoka's affairs.

At the door, it looked like the gate of the underworld. It was not locked yet, and only a portly guard was in charge of collecting the corpses, but in fact there were still surveillance.

Inside the surveillance, Hisoka was wearing a suit and didn't mess with his clown outfit, and his hair didn't stand up high like a flame, and he was standing at the door holding a huge rose.

In this scene, the doorman is actually not surprised. Recently, beating up the enemy is the off-season of tourism, so the tour group came up with a marriage proposal at the gate of the gate of the underworld where "beating up the enemy" can prove that the other party is stronger than gold. Consummation, for a long time."

这话传开来，立马就被其他人信了，倒不是真得觉得揍敌客专职当人红娘了，只是在这么一个危险的地方都能求婚，肯定是对方很爱我了。

But no one thought that Beating the Enemy would actually ignore the tour groups outside, and had never come out to chase people away, let alone killed a member of the tour group.

After this rumor was released, there was an endless stream of young couples who came to beat up the enemy.

So Hisoka's outfit, besides being much handsomer, was not noticed by the guard at all. The guard is in his forties, and he is still a person who beats up the enemy, so he will not be interested in it.

Until the opponent pushed open the gate of the underworld to beat the enemy, and shouted "Xiaoyi~"

It was only then that the guard noticed, and hurriedly called Wutong. Although Hisoka called "Come to a friend's house for a small sit", Wutong was dumbfounded when he saw Hisoka's dress.

There's no way I'm too eager to propose.

Not to mention that San Mao went down the mountain like a tiger when he saw him, but when he bent down, Hisoka caught a gap and sat directly on San Mao's neck.

Being overwhelmed by Hisoka's thoughts, he also wanted to find a place, so he came all the way to the old house where he beat up the enemy.

But from the monitor, it doesn’t look like this. It’s more like San Mao ran towards Hisoka very anxiously, then swooped down and squatted down, and Hisoka sat on his neck. San Mao pushed Xi Suo all the way Ask for the camel to come over.

Originally, Wutong would not have misunderstood so much, but the number of people who came to beat up the enemy was not too many, but there were more than a dozen people every year, like Hisoka sitting on three hairs, as if he was hanging out at his own house.

In addition, Hisoka kept talking about "Little Yi" all the way, and the only one who can be called this way here is "Yil Fan", and this outfit, plus such a big bouquet of roses.

Well, it's hard to say.

For the beating enemy, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, and now that there is a pregnancy stone, it's even less important.

As the steward of the gold medal, Wutong inevitably murmured a little, and didn't dare to make up his own mind, so he came to find Yi Ermi.

Listening to Wutong's story, Yiermi still didn't have the slightest expression on her face, but the surrounding atmosphere seemed to be soaked in darkness suddenly. Everyone knew that Yiermi was in a bad mood right now.

After Wutong finished speaking, there were fine beads of sweat on his forehead. Yiermi was very majestic when he was young, and as Yiermi got older, this majesty became more and more serious. This is a little scary.

Il fans are already strong now.

Ilmi stared at Wutong for a moment, then turned to me and said, "Kusuo, I'll deal with Hisoka first."

Naturally, I nodded immediately. Hisoka appeared at the right time, and my favorability for Hisoka fluctuated by 5 points.

Yi Ermi ran to deal with Hisoka without looking back. He was probably worried about what would happen to Hisoka while he was beating the enemy, so he kicked his feet and jumped out of the window.

This is no longer considered easy, jumping out of a window is a trivial matter, but at home, although his hobby is to hang a golden hook upside down in front of his younger brother's window at night, he has never lost his composure to other people.

Except for my brother and the mission, no one can make Il fans jump out of the window.

It is indeed the existence of Il fans who are second only to the family members who beat the enemy in terms of favorability.

Wutong saluted me first, and then chased after Yi Ermi without looking back. He is the housekeeper of the family, and his handling of such trivial matters alarmed the master, so he had to follow immediately.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

After Ilmi left, someone appeared at the stairs.

Qi Ya trotted a few steps and ran in front of me, tilted his head and asked, "Why did you piss off Big Brother?"

Yiermi's mental pressure is well gathered, but none of the younger brothers in the family has not been pressured by him, and Qiya has not only the shadow of this life for Yiermi, but also the shadow of the previous life, Naturally, they immediately noticed it from a floor away.

But Qi Ya was very unspirited, he didn't notice it when he realized it, and stopped Aluka from letting him go upstairs, stayed with him in the living room for a while, and then waited until the breath of Ilmi disappeared , and asked Alluka to stay in the living room first, and ran upstairs to find me by herself.

I didn't want to talk about Qi Mukongsuke's matter, so I shut up and changed the subject, "Hisuo is here."

Qi Ya was startled when he heard the words, Hisoka was also a guy who cast a shadow on him, he first whispered, "There was no such thing in my previous life."

After speaking, Qi Ya looked at me, seeing that I didn't care, he was also relieved, "Now I think it's really good to have you as a brother."

I said casually, "Ill fans are focusing on me?"

Qi Ya stuck out his tongue, "Well, there is also this factor."

But then Qi Ya said sternly again, "Although it seems to put everything on you, but with you, I feel that everything is developing in a good direction."

I don't think that's the case, at least because some things are also produced by me, such as Saiki Kongsuke, like the tentacle that was put in and affected the world view.

Qi Ya probably sensed something wrong with me, and said, "But sometimes, you can also rely on me."

He patted himself on the chest, trying to show that he was a little man all over again.

I said, "Brother..."

Qi Ya's expression changed, and by the way, he became terrified, "Except for big brother."

Then there is nothing to say.

I think the only problem is the killing intent between Ilmi and Saiki Kongsuke.

They each regard each other as enemies, and in the name of "for my own good", this makes me speechless.

But thanks to Chi Ya's gag, I also relaxed a little bit.

Qi Ya winked at me, "Anyway, if you just want to attract the attention of Il fans, don't you have a ready-made target?"

I knew what he was talking about was Hisoka who was currently riding Sanmao to beat up the enemy.

Qi Ya showed a cat face, and even the hand covering his mouth turned into a cat's paw. He first smiled slyly, and then bit his ear quietly with me, "So let's trick Big Brother."

Obviously, I said before that the elder brother still looks scared, but now he is encouraging me to cheat Il fans, but I also think this is a good idea. Il fans seem to eat Hisoka to death, but in fact they are Hisoka can't do anything about certain things.

Even if you can't do much with Hisoka, it's still a pleasure to take a rare look at the excitement of Il fans.

Qi Ya and I looked at each other, and Qi Ya smiled "hehe", of course I won't smile like him, I just show it with actions, so let's go together.

I pulled Qiya and floated out of the window together, of course I didn't forget to apply a layer of "invisibility" to myself.

I went to see the excitement of Yiermi, but if Iermi and Hisoka found out, I would not be able to please him. Let alone the former, Hisoka also likes tender ones. When I saw two green apples, I would buy them from Yiermi. The fire is on our side.

It didn't take me a few minutes for me to rush over with Qi Ya.

In the garden, Ilmi is confronting Hisoka, who is sitting on Sanmao.

Sanmao looked at Yiermi's eagerness, and all he said in his heart was complaining, saying how cruel Hisoka was, and he wanted Yiermi to beat him up. Hisoka shit shit or something.

But Yier fans are different from me, they can't understand San Mao's nonsense at all, and they don't even know that San Mao is suing him.

All he knew was that Sanmao failed to drive Hisoka away and became his dog, and it was Sanmao's fault.

He looked at Sanmao, but he didn't actually stare at him, but Sanmao was brought up by Yiermi. He knew Yiermi's tricks, and remembering that he had made a mistake, he immediately pinched his tail and turned towards Yiermi with a whimper. Ermi got down.

In the bottom of my heart, I yelled [Kusuo help. 】

San Mao smelled me.

I'm too lazy to talk to him, and Sanmao won't be angry. If he wants to expose my position, he doesn't have the IQ.

Yier fans are now focusing on Hisoka, and Sanmao is no longer a problem.

Hisoka slid off San Mao's back, San Mao still wanted to deal with Hisoka, and he didn't forget to jolt around when he ran. Dang, even if it was Alluka sitting on it, he didn't know how to keep his balance like this, and he never fell off.

However, when Sanmao resisted, his movements were very violent, jumping higher than a wild horse, hitting the surrounding trees immediately crooked and cut off in the middle.

But Hisoka's dress and hair were not messy at all, and even the roses held in one hand didn't lose a single petal, so they could not be thrown off, and they could still maintain such a decent appearance, which was enough to see Hisoka strength.

Relying on the distance from the ground, Qi Ya did not hesitate to comment in a low voice, "Hisuo's character is not good, but his strength is indeed top-notch."

Anyway, Qiya couldn't do Hisoka like this and still get down from the crazy Sanmao's back intact.

Then he asked again, "Does Hisoka want to propose to Big Brother?"

Qi Ya also watches romance dramas and is very familiar with this process.

He clicked his tongue in amazement, "But I thought they were having an affair."

I:……

why i don't know

If it is said that Yiermi and Hisoka are hooking up together, this is also normal. Hisoka is very useful, and there is no conflict with Yiermi. As for Yiermi, he is still installed in Hisoka's company. Finances, it's normal for Il fans to want Hisoka's money.

I don't see any love at all.

Qi Ya said, "Big brother and Hisoka formed an alliance because of Aluka. I also saw a ring of big brother. It's a wedding ring style, not something that Il fans would wear."

Of course I saw it by accident, and Il fans didn't bring it out, but put it in his room.

I was shocked, I don’t think the ideal type of Il fans should be Hisoka, but if I want to say what Il fans like, I don’t have any idea, it’s impossible to say it’s like me.

I thought for a while and said, "Don't let Yier fans hear what you say."

Otherwise, Qi Ya will be miserable.

Qi Ya naturally knew this too, "Heaven knows, the earth knows, you know and I know."

Yiermi first took a look at the flowers in Hisoka's hand. He knew the ways of the world very well during the mission, but after leaving the mission, he didn't understand at all. He didn't think of any beautiful thoughts at all, so he tilted his head and asked, " What are you doing here?"

There is puzzlement in the tone.

Hisoka said, "Xiao Yi threw me off the road, so I can only find Xiao Yi by myself~"

Hisoka's voice was very sad, like a resentful woman who was abandoned by Yiermi.

Chiya asked me, "What happened?"

How do I know, I came back one step ahead of time, all I know is that Yiermi and Hisoka had a fight, it was all poker, it should have been a fight, and then Yiermi kicked Hisoka off the airship .

I told Qi Ya about this, and Qi Ya muttered a few words in his heart, "it won't be a goblin fight", but he rejected it again.

I didn't understand these and asked, Qi Ya was taken aback for a moment, then blushed, and said in a panic, "No, nothing."

I always feel that it is not a good thing, and I am not curious so I don’t ask.

Qi Ya breathed a sigh of relief.

But Wutong has already lost a level, and I don't want to be considered incompetent by Il fans, so I asked people to find out some information from those tour groups.

I also relied on my "shunfeng ear" to hear clearly.

Beating the enemy's tour is just for a thrill. The tour group will never keep silent about this kind of thing, and it has been spread for a long time, but they dare not say that someone has called to beat the enemy to force a marriage.

Well, I don’t know why it became this version after wearing it around, but I think there is still a trace. Hisoka dressed like this, with a bouquet of red roses, even Wutong misunderstood, let alone other people.

Of course, the key is the face. Hisoka, who wiped off the liquid foundation, is really handsome. If he was still in a clown outfit and high heels, no one would spread this rumor. It must be said that there is a person who was forced to become a pervert by being beaten by an enemy. It's time to seek revenge from the beater.

The world still looks at faces.

Hisoka followed the sightseeing bus at the beginning, but on the way, he disliked the driver for driving too slowly, so he stuck the playing card on the driver's neck.

It can be driven on the browsing line of Dadike, and the tour groups are all bold. The driver's hand is still shaking, and he can pull over immediately.

The eyes of the tour guide next to him lit up, but he was still afraid of death, so he didn't stick to Hisoka, but asked Hisoka in a trembling voice, "Are you here to seek revenge for beating the enemy?"

Hisoka likes bold ones. If the tour guide screamed loudly in fright, he would probably kill him. However, he was also in a good mood at this time with the tour guide's performance, so he replied, "Come to find friends~"

What kind of friends does Dadike have, but in the past [-] years or so, there were also people who came to the door, and finally became the story of Dadike's housewife, which was told by Ji Qiu.

The tour guide saw that Hisoka looks good. Although the driver is kidnapped now, it’s nothing. There will always be several encounters throughout the year. In addition, the travel company recently launched a new couple confession project, and there are still roses on the car that are going to be sold. flower.

The tour guide was also very courageous, and said, "Since you want to visit friends, it's not good to be empty-handed. Why don't you just bring a bouquet of roses, and you can do whatever you want then."

Hisoka was overjoyed when he saw the roses. He picked the most colorful ones and tied them into a bunch. After seeing that there was nothing else to do, the driver stepped on the accelerator and rushed to the top of the mountain.

In fact, the road up the mountain is also included in the tourist attractions, otherwise it is just a place at the Gate of the Underworld, and it will take no more than 5 minutes to see it at most, and there is no way to go down the mountain to eat and slaughter it again.

However, there was Hisoka, the evil god, in the car, and no one complained. The exhaust gas rushed all the way, and arrived at the beating enemy very quickly.

Next is the current scene.

Hisoka held roses for Yier fans.

Both of them are beauties, like a painting in the sun, but unfortunately no one dares to move.

I heard the sound of "click" in my ears, and when I turned my head, I saw that Saiki Kongsuke was here at some time, holding a camera and taking pictures of Yiermi and Hisoka continuously.