Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Although there was only one "hmm", I could still hear his ending sound slightly upturned, which was not obvious, but it was enough to shock Qi Ya and me.

[Brother actually has mood swings! 】

Although really rare.But there is no need for Qi Ya to be so excited, it seems that he has never seen it before.

In front of my family, Il fans will only have some emotional fluctuations in front of me and Qi Ya, and the favorability of the two of us is also ranked first and the other is second.

However, it seems that Hisoka, as a person other than beating the enemy, already has a great status in the hearts of Yier fans. You must know that even a big housekeeper like Wutong, the favorability of Yier fans has only reached 40. , Usually he will not cause any fluctuations at all.

[The object is Hisoka,] Qi Ya first explained why he was so excited, and then paused, [But it's not too surprising after thinking about it. 】

[When I was in Youkexin before, Hisoka helped arrange the order for Kuroro to kill ten old men. 】

Qi Ya suddenly became excited. He imitated Yi Ermi's usual thinking posture and tapped his open left hand with his right hand, 【I see, there is only one truth! 】

He started gossiping with me.

【I'll talk about why Kurolo knew that our family was hired by ten old men to kill him. It turned out that the eldest brother told Hisoka. ] Qi Ya grinned, showing a kitten face, 【 Hisoka told Kurolo again. 】

...I think it's just the kind of situation Shiba taught me before. After taking the order, Ilmi found out from Sisona that the money for killing Kuroro was not worth it, so he simply made the order on both sides and earned two shares. Anyway The last win is always to beat the enemy.

Kiya had already started jumping into the matter of him snatching Alluka, so I interrupted him hastily.

[It’s not sure what’s the use of this, it’s impossible to threaten Il fans, “If you love me too much, I’ll tell Dad, Hisoka is your friend, right?”]

Hearing this, Qi Ya fell silent, 【Stronger is still stronger than you, Kusuo. 】

Don't bow down at times like this.

[However, I think Hisoka also directly opened the "gate of hell" in our house with a bouquet of roses. Rather than saying that Dad was worried that Il fans would make friends with Hisoka, I think he was more worried about adding a male character. 】

I thought about this scene for a while, like the male version of Sadako, Ilmi walks up to Shiba with Hisoka in a clown costume, and introduces Shiba that this is her boyfriend.

Well, Dad's heart is still very strong, so he doesn't need Suxiao Jiuxin Pill.

I think of this kind of picture recently, it is definitely because I have watched too many TV series of Qi Ya.

I sighed, 【Kids watch less TV. 】

Seeing the silence on our side, Ilmi asked, "What's the matter, Kusuo?"

I barely blurted out the picture in my mind before, and subconsciously said, "There's nothing...don't you know?"

Yiermi fooled my tone, started to think about the business, thought for a while and said, "When he left to beat the enemy, Hisoka was normal."

Before I could continue to ask questions, Yier Fan started talking from beginning to end.

It was the first time for him to be so proactive. He used to like to tease me with information when it was not too urgent, especially after Qi Mu Kongsuke came, and he completely followed Qi Mukong to learn.

He probably knew that this was a serious business. If Hisoka was infected by beating the enemy, it would be very dangerous, which means that it is not safe to beat the enemy.

However, this possibility is very small. The water source used by the beating enemy is not the same as the one in Kukulu Town. It is impossible to deal with the beating enemy by polluting the island of greed.

The words of Yiermi are very brief, but they should have been said, but some of them are similar to the conclusions I reached with the superpowers of "clairvoyance".

As I discussed with Chiya before, the two of us can indeed be said to know Il fans very well. He asked Hisoka to go to the island of greed with the intention of forcing us back home.

As for the fans who didn't come over in person, they were stopped by Shiba.

"Father thinks it's better for you to handle Qi Mu Kongsuke's affairs." Yi Ermi didn't understand very much, I could imagine that the other party might have tilted his head without clairvoyance, "but I don't think it's necessary."

Although Yi Ermi's tone didn't change much, those who knew him well could hear a bit of dissatisfaction, probably feeling unhappy that he couldn't do it himself.

This point made Qi Ya thank his father for his wisdom from the bottom of his heart.

Yiermi was not too obedient, so he still sent Hisoka out.

Qi Ya quietly said to me, [Dad obviously also saw that we only have the eldest brother free, so he wants to change the eldest brother. 】

[Although in our previous life, our juniors who beat up the enemy were more disintegrated, Dad didn't care. 】Qi Ya immediately praised me,【These are all thanks to Kusuo, I don’t have that great ability to train the whole family by myself. 】

It feels very bad for Qi Ya to say this, so I quickly added, [I will not be the current Patriarch either. 】

[Cut, be stingy. 】

Sure enough, they are praising me to trick me into being the head of the family,

Ya Lie Ya Lie, I have already seen through him.

In short, Shiba made this decision, and Il fans would not disobey his order, but he didn't say that he couldn't find other people, so he made a compromise and gave Hisoka the game chuck he had collected before.

"But Hisoka was caught by you."

Il fans are not dissatisfied when talking about this topic, and even feel quite satisfied.

Qi Ya glanced at me and saw that I didn't express anything, so he said, "It was Kusuo who used the 'Eye of Medusa'."

Yier fans were not too surprised, and suggested, "You are still too gentle."

... Wouldn't it be gentle to break Hisoka's half of his bones to calm him down?

Ilmi continued, "My current telekinetic ability belongs to Hisoka, but he turned into a stone statue should represent death, but I can also use it."

This shows that after the exchange, even if one party dies, it will have no effect.

"Well, but it also affects the exchange back." I said, "I tried the exchange back, but failed."

Yi Erfan was not too angry, and easily accepted the fact, "It's okay."

Anyway, Hisoka is only petrified, he didn't die, and there is still a possibility of changing it back later, even if he can't, Yiermi has enough time to make use of this ability.

Il fan asked, "What is the limit of this ability?"

I replied sternly, "It still needs some trials."

It's not about beating the enemy here, and I have no way to find experimenters inside to help.

Yi Ermi spat out two words, "Come back."

I glanced at Qi Ya, and Qi Ya gave me a self-seeking expression.

Without loyalty, the brother's boat capsized.

I had to bite the bullet and stress, "We're running away from home right now."

"What's the matter?" Yi Ermi asked back, "If possible, I can also be with you."

No, we can't.

"I originally wanted to give Kusuo and Chiya a surprise."

So Yier Miyun originally planned to travel thousands of miles to us?

Although it doesn't feel good for me to say that, but with the addition of Il fans, it's a bit sour.

I didn't know how to pick it up and could only keep silent.

Whether Il fans speak or not, they can distort and become the party of "brothers love me", "Others are also looking forward to it."

This time, I remembered to bring people other than me and Qi Ya, although they were all included in "Others".

Qi Ya and I looked at each other, and Qi Ya showed a helpless smile.

Anyhow, there is still some progress.

When Yierfan talked about this topic, he wanted us to come back. The resentment felt like it could materialize from the microphone of the mobile phone. Qiya wanted to jump on the roof, and quickly interrupted Yierfan, "Then What happened to Hisoka's 'disease of despair'?"

Yi Ermi knew Hisoka very well, and didn't count the time at all, so he said firmly, "He went to Kuroro, if..."

At the same time another voice said, "He went to Kuroro."

The voice that came in was Saiki Kongsuke, the voice was so clear, it couldn't be said next to the phone, and Yi Ermi didn't respond at all, and it was impossible to snatch Yi Ermi's phone, what kind of equipment should he be using? It was a small thing for him to break into our chat.

Yi Ermi paused and said, "This is my call."

Saiki Kongsuke said, "I have always thought that the principle of beating the enemy is not 'the strong first'? Why can't I do it if I can do it?"

There were a few whistling wind sounds from the microphone, it was the sound of Yiermi running at high speed, and it stopped soon, but soon there was the sound of ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong.

It was definitely Il fans who ran to Saiki Kongsuke and started arguing about what the "strongest comes first" that started beating the enemy.

After a while, a voice came from Yiermi, "You send Hisoka back, it's just a good time to use it for experiments and check it along the way."

...Stop checking, um, Hisoka is really a miserable man.

Hearing this, I felt for a moment that the favorability of Il fans was fake, but when I thought about Il fans' style, I also felt that it seemed normal.

At the same time, the sound of ping-ping-pong-pong has not disappeared.

Qi Mukongsuke continued, "Are you here to do the experiment?"

He said this in a normal tone, but it sounded extraordinarily mocking.

After all, Qi Mukongsuke is the one who has the most right to speak on this point. The researchers who beat up the enemy are not as good as him. If they get it back, they can only find Qi Mukongsuke.

The specialties of Yier fans are not here. I think Yier fans should be very sensible, so as not to suddenly want to change their majors.

But after a while, there was only the sound of fighting, which was actually very soft, not like the previous ping-pong-pong, but more of the sound of the wind, followed by the sound of the phone hanging up.

Qi Ya and I were speechless as we listened to the busy tone on the phone.

Qi Ya asked, "Is that how they started fighting?"

I did not speak and used "clairvoyance".

Well, to be precise, it was Il Mizui, and there was a spaceship-like device in front of it, but Saiki Kongsuke was not seen in the sealed cockpit.

The spaceship was running fast, and from time to time it was able to shoot a few laser beams, hitting the tree and immediately piercing through a round hole.

Yiermi's current mind ability is still Hisoka's, and he is using Hisoka's ability very well now. While moving in the woods, he uses "flexible love" to set up traps one after another, and occasionally uses a few The tack was shot, it wasn't a nail, it was just an ordinary nail.

I retracted my gaze and told Qi Ya what I saw.

Qi Ya was a little surprised, "Brother is chasing the autopilot spaceship, and Saiki Kongsuke is not on it?"

I don't think Il fans were tricked by Qi Mukong with any instrument, but I couldn't think of any reason for a while.

Qi Ya also thought so, and quickly found a reason for Yier fans, "It's to test my ability."

After all, Yiermi is using Hisoka's ability now, and he doesn't know when he can switch back, so naturally he has to get used to it immediately.

"With Shiba here, it's impossible for them to fight."

Qi Ya nodded, "That's right, our old house can no longer collapse, otherwise it will become a scenic spot. The people in the tour group felt very lucky when they heard the sound outside, and they won the lottery."

"It has become an attraction."

The travel agency will speculate on the collapse day of the old house that beat the enemy every month. As for why it collapsed, there are various reasons. The metaphysical point is that the old house that beat the enemy is pressing hell, and the souls inside have accumulated to It collapses once in a certain period of time, so that those killed evil spirits can be sent to hell. The more scientific thing is to beat the enemy to conduct some large-scale experiments, and it can kill people thousands of miles away.

This is Xiba's acquiescence, anyway, the wider the spread of the news, the more outrageous it is, the fact that the old house of the enemy is always collapsing is not too important, I just think it is a gimmick.

Qi Ya didn't have my "Thousand Miles", so he didn't know about it at all. Hearing this, he said, "As expected of my father, he can not only hide the truth, but also make money."

Don't call Xiba such a philistine, he just likes to open up business routes to beat up enemies while doing his job.

Although he doesn't look like the kind of person who is good at doing business, but he is indeed the most powerful businessman if he is not the head of the family who beats the enemy. Maybe he prefers the same as Jin.

Qi Ya just said something, and then asked, "What should we do now?"

I think it's better to send Hisoka back to beat the enemy. Anyway, if you put it down and leave, there shouldn't be any problem. Although "teleportation" has a 5-minute cooldown, I can still "invisible" and treat it as a 5-minute A ghost hunting game for IL fans.

I told Qi Ya about this idea.

Qi Ya nodded, "I just don't know if he will tell the truth, but there is no problem with the elder brother."

But before that, I glanced at Kuroro again with my "clairvoyance", and I didn't care about being noticed by him, so I scanned up and down, and found nothing unusual. I looked at the cells of the two-color clothes, but I really didn't find such a thing.

【Kusuo? 】

Kuroro's voice came, and it was normal for him to be found in the absolutely safe Sixth District while being stared at like this.

I responded [Yes. 】

【What's wrong? 】

He didn't ask me what I was doing first, but Kuroro would not be like him if he had to.

Kuroro wants to be a second-five boy in the Despair Church. Of course, I didn't believe his words. As a person who has been to other worlds, I think he, like Pariston, wants to find other worlds The way to go, these guys, the whole world is not enough for them to toss, and they have to go to another place.

After thinking about it, I didn't plan to hide it from him, and told him that Hisoka had the "despair disease". He had met Kuroro before, so I came to check whether Kuroro himself had it.

Kurolo asked me first, [How is it? 】

【not found. ] I replied.

Kurolo asked very politely, 【How did you find out that someone has the 'disease of despair'?I also want to promote it on Meteor Street as a precaution. 】

I said, [This is my ability. 】

['Perspective' can still do this kind of thing,] Kuroro judged by seeing this with his eyes, but he didn't expect cell anthropomorphism, and most people wouldn't think of it, not to mention that Kuroro seems to be the type who doesn't read novels and anime, [Can I do it with X-ray? 】

Good association.

I was a little speechless, but still said, 【No. 】

Chrollo is still a little pity.

I asked, 【What is Hisoka looking for you for? 】

Kurolo said, [Some things about the brigade, sorry, I don't want to talk about it for now. 】

I hung up the communication directly, and seeing Qi Ya staring at me, I told Qi Ya the truth.

"Tsk, that's why it's mysterious." Qi Ya said, "Kurolo has no problem, it may just be the 'desperate disease' on Hisoka."

It can't be denied either.

"Speaking of which," I said aloud, "we actually ran away from home for the holidays."

Why do you want to involve yourself in this kind of incident?

Qi Ya was stunned, "Maybe we are the kind of accident physique of elementary school students who have lived for ten thousand years."

He is clearly a homicide physique.

I said, "Send Hisoka back."

Kiya has no objection, and he only cares about Kurapika here.

I went into the basement, put my hand on Hisoka, and used "teleport" on him.

A second later, Qi Ya and I were still standing face to face, blinking at each other.

Qi Ya also joked, "You haven't left yet? Want to be a traveling brother?"

Indeed, maybe seeing that I was a traveling brother before Il fans, I should also give some gifts in return.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, this is not the point.

I can't use "teleportation" anymore.