Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I blinked and went back to Saiki Kusuo's room.

Saiki Kurumi was still calling, "Kusuo, if this continues, we will be late."

Yahhhhhhh, it was too loud, so I answered.

Saiki Kurumi responded, "Hurry up."

Even in the dream, I would not go downstairs in a slovenly manner, so I still take care of myself, remembering that today is a working day, and I still choose an even more tasteless green school uniform from a pile of clothes that are not tasteful.

Dressed up and went downstairs, at the top of the stairs, Qi Mu Guochun saw me and immediately clasped his hands together and shouted, "Ah, Kusuo Ameng, help me, I'm going to be late for work, take me there!"

I ignored him.

Saiki Kurumi and Saiki Kuniharu are also the kind of lovers who can emit light waves of love, but she never asked me to help Saiki Kuniharu to prevent being late, um, but occasionally asked me to help deliver his dropped lunch, by the way, I think that as a manga editor, Saiki Kuniharu has ruined several potential manga artists, and his professionalism is very worrying.

It's really incredible that he wasn't assassinated. For example, in our world, there would be many little killers willing to accept such a small order.

At this time, Saiki Kurumi just put the rice on the table, completely ignoring Saiki Kuniharu's wailing, and said to me, "Kusuo, you got up late today."

"Did you have a good dream?"

I stared at Saiki Kurumi's face and didn't reply.

She didn't care, "Well, Kusuo is really indifferent, and he can act coquettishly to his mother once in a while, right Dad?"

"Yes, Mom?" Qi Mu Guochun responded immediately.

The two sides began to send each other light waves of love.

Although Xiba and Kiqiu also like to emit light waves of love, they have to be more reserved. The customers who come to our house always think that Xiba and Kiqiu get married because of their genetic compatibility. They have no feelings, ah, even if it is not for me , the other brothers also think so.

I began to compare Qi Mu's couple and our couple's affairs often, but it was just a comparison, and I never planned to win or lose.

I didn't want to cause any damage to my eyes, so I reminded, "Breakfast is going to be mushy."

When Saiki Kurumi turned around to go to the kitchen to pick up the dishes, I glanced through the ceiling and "teleported" to outer space, sending the aliens back to the earth's hell at full speed, and I don't know where they died It is not divided according to the principle of territoriality. If it is according to the territoriality, aliens entering hell will be a big topic, and it may cause some trouble.

Strange, why all of a sudden pull to hell?

However, there are always many strange whims in the dream, and there is no need to care about it at all.

Waiting for a cooling time of 5 minutes, returning to the dining table, Saiki Kurumi asked aloud, "Hey, Kusuo, where did you go?"

I picked up the egg with chopsticks expressionlessly, "I just went to the bathroom."

You don't need to use your hands to deal with aliens. It's purely light waves, which are much easier to deal with than people with psychic abilities. Fortunately, because of this, there is no need to wash your hands a second time, and there is no burden to eat.

Saiki Kurumi completely believed my words and said nothing more.

Sai Mukuni rushed over, hugged my calf and wept bitterly, "Help Dad, Kusuo Amen, or Dad might lose his job."

There is no problem with Qi Mu Guochun being unemployed, and our family does not rely on him for food.

As far as I know, Saiki Kurumi's arithmetic is actually very poor, and she is easily fooled by those salesmen, and she is naturally dumb. The reason why she can keep the house without any shortage is because of Saiki Sorasuke's scholarship and Some professional fees, a lot of money.

The loan has also been paid by Qi Mukongzhu, and Qi Mukongsuke’s monthly mortgage payment is actually given to Qimu Kongsuke’s account. According to Qimu Kongsuke, this is not to let Qimu Guochun Being a useless salted fish makes him completely meaningless as a father.

Seriously.

If it is a dream, there is no burden of Saiki Kongsuke supporting me at all, which is great.

After all, I am the one who beats up the enemy, the head of the family always has a special meaning.

Qi Mu Guochun gritted his teeth at this time and said, "Five coffee jellies."

You still have to grit your teeth for five coffee jellies, but... "Deal."

I sent Qi Mu Guochun to the company's rooftop, and Qi Mu Guochun immediately went down from the rooftop to check in.

Because there is a time limit of 5 minutes, I don't want to go to see the writers who are in charge of the bad luck, and I start to think about this dream.

Simply speaking in terms of dreams, it is too detailed. All the characters have their own occupations, and they go to work and work overtime every day. The ideas are also very boring, but they are not repeaters or the like. Everything has changed, even animals. Cats all over the world have to make a living by selling cuteness, but the idea that they are kings is the only thing that will not change no matter where they are. ==

In my last dream, I also tried to use "drift" to go around the earth. Ah, the earth is what this world calls the planet I live in.

The setting of each country is very complete, and the international wrangling is more complicated than our world.

In short, this place is like a real world.

If it's not that I'm sure I don't remember these, it's like extracting my memory to build this dream.

I looked around, and there were more and more surveillance here.

Fortunately, Qi Mu Guochun's publishing house is located in a very remote office building, and there is no taller building nearby. I also landed in the middle of the roof, and no one noticed.

Laughing dead, in the dream, I am also a qualified vest master.

After looking at the time, I went to school. There were no courses, and they were all after class.

Judging from the continuity of Kai Teng Shun's topic, it is consistent with my previous dream.

"Why didn't you ask me?" Rantang tried to show his presence, "Aren't we always together?"

I asked blankly, "Then what were you doing in the first three seconds?"

Ran Tangli tilted his head, with a question mark on his face, "What was I doing the last three seconds?"

...Look, Mr. G's head, there is absolutely no need to ask.

After experiencing the eighth time to save the world, including three accidents at PK Middle School, things like a blocked sewer that burst out like a fountain.

Well, this definitely saves the world.

Saved twice on the way home.

Saved once while eating.

When taking a shower... even a hero would have to curse, Superman is not that busy, let alone I am not a hero yet!

Wrapped in a bath towel, I hurried to deal with an earthquake event caused by an undersea volcanic eruption, and came back wrapped in a starfish.

Throwing the starfish casually in the bucket next to it, I hurriedly took another bath, and then entered the fish tank again, because the water temperature was still hot because it was processed quickly enough.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Is this "desperate disease" virus going to exhaust me to save the world?It always feels more appropriate to destroy the world in a fit of anger.

But speaking of it, when I contacted him before, Saiki Kongsuke said about this matter, saying that since the volcanic incident, disasters have occurred frequently.

Maybe he knows the reason or not.

I got out of the bathtub, got dressed, turned on my phone and contacted Saiki Sorasuke.

"Kusuo? It's really rare." Saiki Kongsuke's voice came, "Why do you suddenly want to contact me? Could it be that you want to have a showdown with me?"

The Saiki Kongsuke in this dream likes to compete with me as much as the guardian sweetheart Saiki Kongsuke I know, and must win me a game.

This is probably the biggest "despair" other than saving the world non-stop.

"Not interested." I replied coldly.

I could sense that Saiki Sorasuke must have spread out on the chair, "That's too much, Kusuo."

"I have helped you deal with a lot of time," said Saiki Sorasuke, "like being almost photographed by satellites without wearing a spacesuit to dismantle alien spaceships and prevent volcanic eruptions."

I hesitated, "I paid attention to the camera."

I was born in Dadike and experienced the training of Dadike. Even though I have been fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, but because of hide-and-seek, Mi Ji uses his self-made high-precision drone wearing infrared rays. The camera came to me, so I am still very sensitive to the lens.

Insensitivity is not enough, if you are discovered by an Il fan, you will be "played" by him all day.

Although it is said to be training, for me personally, it is no different from being played.

In short, Qi Mukongzhu is slanderous.

I couldn't help frowning and looked over.

But the phone rang twice, and Kongsuke Qimu sent a photo. My phone has been modified by Kongsuke Qimu. Even in the middle of a phone chat, I can take over the picture. I took a look, and it was me and the alien A photo of the spaceship.

Because of the angle, it also has a sense of sight of a large movie.

I:……

I took a closer look, and there is no trace of processing at all. This is definitely the original film.

Sai Mu Kongsuke said, "When I was dealing with it, I copied this photo by the way. Don't worry, my computer is absolutely safe."

Collection fetish?

I forced myself to calm down. If it was a dream, it might not necessarily be photographed. It was the setting of the dream.

I asked, "So what happened?"

Saiki Kongsuke said, "I don't know."

His tone was the same as always, and he had no idea whether he was serious or not.

"Maybe it's the end of the world." Sai Mu Kongsuke's tone was still not worried.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

However, it is strange to want to find the reason for such frequent disasters in the dream.

Then on the second day, Qi Mu Guochun sat on the chair and said in a fuss, "Mom, I saw a mermaid!"

I glanced at the newspaper.

"Last night, a fishing boat was working outside, and found a white shadow jumping out quickly under the water surface, and there were pink scales."

Attached is a very blurry photo, only a small patch of pink can be seen, most of it is white.

Qi Mu Guochun said, "But isn't it mostly white? You can't say it's pink scales just because there is only so much pink."

"Kusuo, what do you think?" He turned his head and asked me.

But all I could think about was being photographed?

Because the "teleportation" went to the deep sea, there is a 5-minute cooling time, I don't really want to wait in the deep sea, I don't have any deep-sea claustrophobia, but I don't like the weird-looking fish, so I floated up.

The speed is very fast, but it took 5 minutes to reach the surface of the sea. After all, there is pressure, and there are many large fish blocking the way.

When it was time to cool down on the surface of the sea, I just "teleported" away.

Although the speed is very fast, it is reasonable to say that the things next to me will be unclear, but in fact it has no effect on me. I can say that I can tell whether there are fishing boats working around me. It is absolutely impossible for such a photo to be taken. right.

However, the face was not clearly photographed, and the position of the hair was also regarded as the tail fin, so there should be nothing wrong with it.

Speaking of which, why am I so worried about losing my horse in the dream?

But I still went to school worried. Fortunately, there was only a discussion in the class for a while, and everyone was not very interested. This news did not cause any big disturbance.

But more and more inexplicable disasters have been reported all over the world.

To be honest, the probability of a gas station explosion caused by a stone has increased.

There are some places that I can't reach, but if it's something that is critical to the world, I help save it, and nothing major happened.

But I am still very worried, not just because of the frequent occurrence of disasters, but I can't think of what it is.

The two idiot couples, Qi Mu Kunchun and Qi Mu Kurumi, are also concerned and worried.

"Our side is so safe because of Kusuo's presence." Sai Mu Kunochun said, and wanted to give me a swoop.

I avoided it.

Saiki Kurumi said, "Recently, there have been more outsiders, and there are many strangers who went to the big sale to buy together. Everyone said that our side is the safest place."

After a week, the surveillance in our city has become more and more, and it is very difficult to avoid the surveillance.

This is also normal, a dozen things will happen in the surrounding areas, but only in our city, everything is as usual, no matter how you think about it, it will feel strange.

However, it becomes very difficult to avoid surveillance, but if you do not avoid it, the town will be harmed.

I tried once and pretended I didn't see that a tanker truck exploded in a district, killing hundreds of people.

Saiki Kurumi was shopping in a nearby supermarket and had a brush with death.

When I saw Saiki Kurumi safe and sound, I was a little lucky, a little worried, and even a little regretful, obviously I am not Saiki Kusuo, she is just a stranger.

I'm getting weird.