Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I was thinking about getting ready to run away from home.

I asked to wear this golden nightdress before going to bed at night. I am really a baby boy. I don’t have to doubt my gender and aesthetics. I have ordinary hobbies and just don’t attract attention. Now this nightdress is my mother’s favorite.

In fact, when I was in my mother's womb, I kept changing genders. Considering my mother's personal hobbies and some well-known reasons, I finally decided on my gender two seconds before birth.

Yeah, yeah, I don't want to live in my mother's closet.

Now an 11-year-old Yier fan, he is still running between training and wardrobe every day.

Compared with Miji, Yier fans are more masculine and feminine, which is very suitable for skirts, but it is recommended that he wear less white skirts, matching his face is really like a ghostly little girl, especially he also likes midnight Hanging a golden hook upside down on the tree in front of my window.

Mi Ji already has PTSD in a white dress, and now she likes "Xiba, destroy you!" by the little witch who is all pink Lolita but full of foul language, and then often sneaks and yells on the side of my crib, "Xiba, eliminate hide and seek!"

Let’s talk about my great cause of running away from home.

This nightdress is really made of gold thread, and it is dotted with many gems. It is very heavy, but the things in our house are all special-weighted versions. Compared with it, this weight is actually nothing, but it is not very good-looking. , like walking golden neon lights shining golden, the red-eyed blond uncle in a certain anime that I like very much, for a rich family like us, it is very tacky.

The always shrewd Keiju Beaten is also easy to be tricked in fashion.

Fashion is a circle that most people don't understand, and the most important thing is that no one will pay a high price to assassinate a designer.

We are not so murderous when we beat the enemy.

But to be honest, the cheated money is not as good as her expenses for dealing with out-of-season clothes.

In order to prevent leaving fingerprints or other traces, the abilities of the psychics nowadays are all kinds of strange and unpredictable, and the clothes in our house are burned directly.

However, our family always chooses local fabrics to make clothes. Although it is wasteful, it can be regarded as driving local consumption.

I chose this dress mainly because I know gold thread and gold, and gemstones are also very expensive. These things are easy to cash, and I have the principal to run away from home.

In addition to this, I also tried to transfer the servants who were guarding around me.

This is my latest ability, which is higher than telepathy. I call it mind control. As the name suggests, it is able to control people's thoughts, but it's not that exaggerated. I can't make others feel like a dog out of thin air. Things that were originally recognized can only slightly change everyone's thinking.

For example, let the servants feel that there seems to be something wrong in another place and run to investigate.

So now is the time for me to go, goodbye, my home, I will be free, don't think of me.

I'm floating in the air, and I feel like I'm shining. It's very admirable that Jin Yingying can endure this and is proud of it.

For our family, where all members are killers, this little light will be discovered, so I can’t walk out of the house, but as a key monitoring point, it’s possible to make a sound even if the window is opened a little. It was discovered that the quality of our servants is so high.

Sounds like Hell Difficulty, but it doesn't really improve the difficulty for me running away from home, and I have teleportation.

But it's a pity that the conditions for my teleportation ability to activate are the places I've seen, and my current range of activities is within the Hakka of the enemy, and there is no way to teleport directly to the ends of the earth.

But during the daytime when I was basking in the sun, I took a few glances at the gate of Huangquan in our house.

This is the only way we can go. The gate of our house is too high, and it is too eye-catching when floating up and looking out. My dad with afro is not stupid, he is only stupid in wanting me to inherit the family business , so I will definitely know what I want to do, so that now I can only teleport as far as the gate of the gate of the underworld.

The gate of the underworld is the gate under the mountain of our house. This is what outsiders call it. Exciting, very selling point, so we have not refuted this statement.

And how to refute this, it is impossible to put a notice at the door.

My dad prefers the "Gate of Trials", so he put two security guards at the door, and if anyone wants to break in, he will explain their names and how to enter.

My dad likes it, so I don’t like it. The Gate of the Underworld is also very good. What Mi Ji often talks about is the Gate of the Underworld. It’s very handsome, and it’s a bit like the dark organization of DRAKMOON.

DARKMOON is an anime villain organization, but now he only likes beautiful little witches who speak foul language.

The gate of the underworld is very high, with a total of seven gates superimposed, and there are two ferocious animal heads on the gate. A single seven gate weighs 128 tons.

I haven't tested my thrust, I think the reason my dad didn't let me try it is to prevent me from running away from home, I guess it would be easy to push the door and leave, at least one door is definitely possible, but it is completely unnecessary.

This kind of heavy door will definitely make a sound when you push the door. Although the security guards at our door only explain the trial door and clean it, it doesn’t mean that they are weak and won’t find out about my escape.

Not to mention that I can still fly, it's a fool to push the door.

As long as I take a look outside, I can teleport 200 meters away, but my teleportation has a 5-minute cooling time and cannot be used immediately.

Yeah, yeah, it's okay to wait at the door for a while now.

The gate of the underworld is a safe place, and there are no servants. The first person who enters the gate is Sanmao, our door-opening dog.

Although it is called a door-opening dog, it should actually be written as a monster. It looks like a large dog. It is a big dog with an amazing appetite. It has grown to half the height of the gate of the underworld in only three months. It is very clingy. When it knows After I was able to talk to it, it became more clingy to me, and it often jumped out and barked at me to hug me, but after being taught a lesson by Ilmi, I also learned to shut up.

But I still use physical actions to show my love for me. When the servants carry me out to bask in the sun, no matter where I am, they will rush over and roll on the ground begging for a hug.

But I didn't bother with it at all.

The only time I warned it was this morning when it was basking in the sun, saying that if it rushed over tonight, it would never see me again.

Although it doesn't rush over and can't see me anymore.

The direct use of psychological induction does not have any hints that I have not received it. With "clairvoyance", I can also see Sanmao staying in his huge doghouse, and a pair of beady eyes are looking pitifully at me from afar. .

Would I feel any guilt about cheating on a puppy as tall as a hill?

This is impossible, people who beat the enemy do not have a good camp, at most they are neutral and chaotic, and on this point, I still think that I am very good at beating the enemy.

5 minutes will be up soon.

Now, I am only flying away from freedom.

Just go through this gate of hell.

I floated up from the grass pile and headed towards the goal.

very simple.

I'm free!

Ok?

When I was about to fly to the free sky, a hand popped out abruptly from the ground where I was just lying on my stomach, and grabbed my ankle firmly.

The free baby couldn't fly immediately, it was as difficult as flying with the earth through this hand.

As a family of killers, I have to say that many people often put their hatred on the beating enemy. In the past, there were many corpses lying in this place, but it had nothing to do with the place where the corpses were hidden.

Our family isn't hardcore enough to like living on corpses.

Not to mention that such bizarre things as fraudulent corpses are not within the scope of my consideration, I lowered my head very calmly.

What grabbed my ankle was a hand covered in mud. It rained just the day before yesterday, so the ground should be wet, but the dirt attached to it is falling down piece by piece, as if the cultural relics have been peeled off. After being dirty, it reveals a tender white.

The finger is slender and very long and white, and the remaining half is still buried in the soil. Because of my previous hard fly, I pulled it out a little bit, and now it reaches the position of the elbow, and the exposed skin is slender but full of strength. .

It can be judged from the bones that the age is about eleven or twelve years old.

Wait, isn't this Ilmi Beat Die Ke, my big brother?

I felt very bad. At the same time, Yiermi's head popped out of the ground. There was a small pit on top of his head, and there were some clover growing well on it. He was one of the men favored by luck. There is also a four-leaf clover.

It's like a kappa in the earth, the beautiful version.

Thanks to his murderous intent, there are no bugs in the soil.

Otherwise I'd be ducking back on top of my crib in an instant, and worst of all, I'd be revealing my secret fear of bugs.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.I really don't understand.

Because one is consciously controlled, and the other is simply brainless?

Now is not the time to say this, I am facing a crisis right now.

He ran away from home, and was caught by the elder brother who put 100 million yuan on his bed in the middle of the night and instead planted a zombie (maybe) in the soil with COS, what should he do?

The author has something to say:

Qishen's ability also needs to grow, he was not that powerful when he was a baby, so what? 3

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Two or three things about Big Brother in Kusuo's diary:

1. The eldest brother likes to hold a nail and make gestures on his face

2. The eldest brother will inspect the younger brother's room in the middle of the night, by hanging a golden hook upside down on the tree branch of the window. The first time I went out, I was scared. In the middle of the night, "Leaking Super Energy" gave the eldest brother a ghostly shave and cut his hair. Mom screamed for 24 hours the next day.