Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

My speed is fast, and my knack is not bad. I jumped back a step before being hit by my head hammer because there was a wall behind me and turned into a cat cake in the corner.

I also want to say that it is not necessary for him to hit the ground with a head hammer so hard. I saw a gust of wind as I raised my head and hit the ceiling like an iron fist. The center of the hit cracked with spider patterns in 0.00001 seconds. , and then the next second it flew directly with the ceiling.

Yeah, what's wrong with staying in the dream for a long time, holding back my anger, and throwing the ceiling with an air hammer?This is not a very normal thing.

I was about to use "Time Rewind" to change back to the original state, but Qi Ya stopped me, "You are sleepy, don't look where you are now, someone will come over soon."

Of course I know where I am, so what?But then I suddenly remembered that this world is not the one where Kusuo Saiki had an accident and immediately "backtracked in time". Everyone would only be confused for a while and feel that it was a world where they were dazzled. Sherlock Holmes when necessary.

As soon as Qi Ya finished speaking, panicked footsteps came from downstairs, and quickly moved from downstairs to upstairs, and then kicked the door open with a "bang".

It's no surprise that Kurt was the fastest standing outside the door, and he still kept his posture of kicking the door. At this time, we can't say that the gentleman in our family who beat the enemy has finished his education. After all, he is worried about my situation. .

Not to mention that after Curt saw us, he immediately maintained his elegance, let alone put his legs down and smoothed the wrinkles on them. LOVE took an iron and ironed it for him, protecting the magical effect of sweetheart.

Then Curt gave us a shy smile, which is an expression of emotion as a successor to the traditional facial paralysis of our beating enemies.

"Third brother." Curt just opened his mouth and didn't know what to say, but was interrupted by the people behind him.

Kurapika doesn't seem like Kurt knows my strength. Even when he heard Kurt speak slowly, he thought something was wrong with me. As soon as he came in, he yelled, "What's wrong?"

I also breathed a sigh of relief when I saw that I was sitting up on the bed and looked unscathed. I was about to say something concerned, but when I was blown by the breeze, I caught a glimpse of the disappearing ceiling. He opened his mouth wide and asked incredulously, "The ceiling Woolen cloth?"

It feels like he said "I have such a big ceiling" after that, and there is no sense of disobedience, that is, the original image of Kurapika is gone.

Afterwards, Palo and Alluka who followed up heard this and raised their heads. Alluka is okay. My house was not demolished by me once. When I wake up, the house is gone. The sky, momentarily speechless.

Ah, he is the master of the house.

Want to lose money?Although I was beating the enemy, I was really empty-handed, and I was silent.

After a long time, Palo asked, "Why, what's going on?"

The Kuluta people have special construction skills. They don't use reinforced concrete materials like the exterior, but use some monster slime, but this does not mean that the materials of their houses are relatively poor. On the contrary, except for most of them It is a wooden structure and is afraid of fire, and its own firmness is very strong.

Qi Ya jumped out first, "I was so happy to see Kusuo, I accidentally did it."

He coughed twice, "I will find a way to build you one later."

"Ah," Palo looked at Qi Ya in a daze, and waved his hand, "It's not important, as long as you're fine."

What a nice guy.

But raising a younger brother is good, and knowing my character will help me take the blame.

[The position of the Patriarch? 】

【impossible. 】

【…】

Taking back the previous words, brothers are not worry-free.

Absolutely can't tell Qiya, what will I do if I don't help me take the blame in the future.

But both Kurapika and Palo looked very tired, Palo looked okay, Kurapika's eyes were already bruised and purple, and the eyes were bloodshot, as if he had been severely injured for three months .

I wanted to ask, but when Kurapika heard this, a thought appeared in Kurapika's mind. When he saw me awake, he was as happy as a two-hundred-pound orangutan. He ran to the ceiling and hammered it vigorously, and then put The ceiling is hammered away.

I kept silent, but fortunately, the ceiling was not a serious matter, so everyone agreed that it was Chiya who hammered the ceiling. Anyway, he has great strength and strong jumping ability. It’s just that he has this hobby of hammering the ceiling when he’s happy. It's hard to compliment.

Qi Ya coughed twice, and quickly changed the subject, "Let's talk about business first."

[My image. 】

It's too late to regret it. Speaking of which, he yelled like this because he wanted me to feel guilty and owe him a favor.

It is impossible to owe favors, [I will buy you chocolates for the Sky Arena. 】

【make a deal. ] Qi Ya then asked again, 【Where did you get the money? Aren't you the poorest in your family? 】

Because I haven't sent out missions yet, Qi Ya has sent out several times. His money and Alluka are the same, and the two share more than me equally.

【...Xiba, Yiermi, and Miji all have money. 】

There's always someone willing to give me pocket money.

[...It feels like you are a soft rice man. 】

【…】

I can't refute it for a while, and I must find a serious job later.

But when it comes to Il fans, I always feel that I have forgotten a very important thing, but Palo, as a doctor, has already started to examine me, so I completely forgot what it was when I interrupted.

Everyone also looked at me nervously, as if I was a fragile object, with concern in their eyes, and I was embarrassed to tell them not to look at me.

Kurapika stared at it and said, "Kiya said that you would sleep for a long time, which really scared us. What happened?"

When I wanted to save Qi Mu Kongsuke through Miji, there was only Qi Ya next to me, and Qi Ya would not reveal my ability, so I just found a reason to fool them.

I didn't speak, and Qi Ya would change the subject, "Just wake up."

Qi Ya and I have the title of being responsible for beating the enemy and making complaints about them. We have a tacit understanding. Hearing what Qi Ya said, I also asked, "I've been in a coma for three months?"

Kurapika nodded solemnly, "Yes." But then he smiled reassuringly as if he was worried that he might scare me, "You've woken up, don't worry, nothing will happen."

He fixed his eyes on Palo who was still examining me, and forgot about the previous question.

Palo checked quickly and breathed a sigh of relief, "Kusuo's body is all normal."

"But after all, he has been in a coma for three months, and his stomach is still a little weak. Let me cook some porridge for him."

Palo didn't say much, he tidied up the medical kit neatly, and was about to go downstairs to cook porridge for me.

I stopped him and asked, "Is Mi Chi okay?"

I know from Qi Mu Kongsuke that Mi Chi's dream is also to stabilize the "predator" and create the illusion that he is trapped, but it will not have any effect on Mi Chi. As for the dream He is also very plausible about some of the content that the genius Qi Mukong assisted made him cry in anger, saying that he also taught him some very useful knowledge.

But Miji's body is not the normal level for us to beat the enemy. I am still worried about his body after sleeping for such a long time.

Palo didn't think much, and shook his head with a wry smile, "I haven't woken up yet, but there is nothing wrong with it except a little malnutrition, just wake up and recuperate."

"However, if you continue to sleep, the recovery after waking up will be very painful."

Palo picked it up and said it nicely, all on the premise that Mi Chi could wake up. He was actually a little uncertain in his heart, but it was well hidden, and it wasn't because I had telepathy that I couldn't see it at all.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with me, Palo went downstairs to cook porridge for me. Before leaving, in order to prevent us from talking about some serious business, Palo wanted to take Curt and Alluka, who he thought were children, with him. Let's go, but neither Curt nor Alluka are willing, and Kiya also said to let them stay, and Palo didn't say much.

Kurapika wanted to ask what happened again. Before that, I asked him what happened in the past three months. Has Jin been found?

Kurapika paused, then glanced at Kiya again, and Kiya said directly, "Let me explain."

Qiya knew that I fell into a coma because I entered a funny dream and wanted to find Saiki Kongsuke, but Kurapika didn't know, so when he saw this picture, he immediately got angry and checked up and down I checked the house, worried that someone had sneaked in and attacked me.

Kirya didn't say it clearly, but I knew that Kirya thought it would be beneficial to check it again, and he didn't stop Kurapika.

Of course nothing was found.

Kurapika was worried about this place, so he didn't go out much, but Du En often ran out to find Jin, but he was also worried about the group of little guys here, so he called Liszt back who also belonged to the GM.

The current players also found that something was wrong. They gathered at the port and were clamoring to go out. They even attacked NPC residents, and Leiza was in charge of handling it.

Leiza himself is very good at fighting, and his combat power is a little worse than Jin, 1VS100 is not a problem, but it is also because the people with the ability to read here are not very powerful.

He himself has a project called "Leiza and the 14 Pirates", which is quite famous among players. He has been challenged many times and failed many times. Every time he fails, it is considered light to lack arms and legs. Many players directly died.

Since they are pirates, Leiza simply locked up the players in the name of "pirate invasion" and locked them in the underground labyrinth built to deal with special situations. Unless someone releases them, there is no exit at all. It was actually considered to be some kind of dungeon, and he was working hard to escape the secret room, so he stabilized for the time being.

Having said that, Du En was in charge of investigating Jin's situation and often wandered around the GM building.

There was indeed an energy fluctuation a month ago, which knocked Du En into the air, but when Du En came back, the GM's door was still tightly closed, and no one knew what happened inside.

But soon everyone had no choice but to do anything outside, and those residents who were controlled by the "desperate disease" also started to take action and began to attack the camp of the Kuruta tribe.

These people are completely unconscious and don't know how tired they are, and they are even more fearless of death if they have "serious injury protection" behind them, which can be said to be continuous.

Although the "serious injury protection" of the Kuruta tribe is placed inside the Kuruta tribe, and they are not worried about consuming it with them, Du En and Liszt do not agree with this practice of changing lives, "Seriously injured Ida and Elena paid for the "mind" required for "protection", which would cause a lot of burden on their bodies.

The Kuruta are kind-hearted races, and they can't kill them when they know they are being manipulated, not to mention that they are very grateful to Ida and Elena, so they fully agree with Du En and Li Si. Special suggestion, only stun each other.

But this is of no use, those invaders have a "monochrome bear guardian sweetheart", the Kuruta tribe has a very low awareness of fighting invisible enemies, and only Kura can completely control the guardian sweetheart Pickup et al.

So now Kurapika and the others take turns to fight, only Kiya's FREE is still tied up and unable to contribute, so he is responsible for staying here.

Here, Kurapika felt that he should contribute the most because of his ability, so he always rushed to the forefront, which is why he looked so miserable.

Somehow, they didn't launch an attack today, so everyone can rest.

I knew why, probably because Saiki Kongsuke didn't want to play with him anymore, so I started to exert my strength.

When Kurapika was speaking, he was a little unconscious, his head was bit by bit, and after waking himself up, he trembled all over and apologized quickly, repeating this three times.

Qi Ya couldn't stand it anymore, pushed his back and took him outside the door, "Let me explain, you go and have a good rest first."

Kurapika originally wanted to say that he was fine, but this guy is used to persevering, so I telepathically said words like "tired and sleepy" to him, Kurapika finally felt that his body was not good enough, and he was willing to go back. Going to sleep in my own bed, I fell asleep almost as soon as I touched the pillow.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I picked up the superpower and gave him a sweet dream.