Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"Come on, for our idol!"

I never thought that one day, my dad would hug me, followed by Miji and Amano Yuxue, running wildly to avoid the crowd behind him.

And the cause of the incident was not because we beat the enemy and accepted some orders that should not be accepted, which led to the gathering of psychics to besiege Kukulu Mountain.

To be honest, this kind of situation happens every year, and then those who read the ability are beaten to death.

It's just that the guys chasing us now are all ordinary residents of Kukulu Town, and they also brought some tourists with them.

And they are not trying to kill us, they are pure fanaticism gathered by my singing.

Being chased by his son's fans, I think Shiba is also the first time in his life.

It's all because the sound equipment in the dessert shop is really good. My singing can be heard almost everywhere in the town. There is only a difference between louder and softer, and the difference in volume is meaningless at all. As long as you hear my singing The singing was directly bewitched by me.

This dessert shop really wanted to be famous, and it succeeded.

All the people who heard my singing rushed towards me waving their hands. Unfortunately, there was no way to take advantage of this popularity.

When I was on the stage, Mi Ji was even affected, and lifted me out of the baby stroller and lifted me up to my head, which gave me a strange feeling of being crowned king. In the kingdom of one, the crowd below cheered from the bottom of their hearts, and even wanted to touch my little feet.

I kicked, and the people in the front row were overturned ten meters away by the airflow I brought up. Just like that, they got up and shouted "sing one more song", and then continued to move forward.

Terrible, singer world.

In other words, this is no longer the world of singers.

If Xiba hadn't made a decisive decision, flew to the stage with a few jumps, hugged me from Miji's hand, then slapped Miji's head to wake him up, and then ran wildly, I'm afraid I would have been overwhelmed by the crowd now up.

But those people clearly saw Xiba's ability to snatch people from the middle, but they also chased after them. You must know that the residents of Kukulu Town are always the ones who cherish their lives the most because they are close to beating the enemy, and they are the most foolish. , even if someone forces them to ask for information, they can still save their lives by fooling them with words like "ummm, ok, sorry, I don't know".

Now it's crazy, running after Shiba, who can hit very well just by looking at it, and at the same time, I can decide my cheering words in five seconds, "Baby baby will always fly, pacifier and pacifier will always follow".

Fuck off, what a pacifier fan this is.

Then 10 minutes later, there was my support sign in the crowd, with a big "World's No. [-] Baby Idol" written on it.

Get away from me, I'm going to call for help.

I really have to shout.

Amano Yuxue turned back while running, and then laughed wildly, almost choking on her saliva, "Why don't you just make your debut, it feels more profitable than beating the enemy's customers to take orders, and it's not life-threatening."

... Seriously?

This is nothing life-threatening?

I feel that if I make my debut under the name of the third young master who beats the enemy, my crazy fans will break the gate of the underworld of the enemy who beat the enemy.

Maybe even ordinary people can go forward bravely, stew Sanmao with the crowd tactics, and then it will really become a dish.

Yahhhhhhh, I will never sing again in my life.

"By the way, Kusuo, why don't you just take us to teleport?" Miji shouted loudly, "I feel like we're taking the whole town to run a marathon and exercise."

Well, what is the reason for the improvement of the quality of the whole people?It turned out to be because...

I have already thought of such a shocking title.

But I still want to say that there is nothing wrong with running occasionally, and it can also be used as exercise. How long has it been since you played hide-and-seek?You can't relax just because your eldest brother is not here.

However, at this moment, even Shiba turned to look at me and said, "Kusuo, teleport."

Even Shiba wants to run away directly.

Although this is indeed a good idea, but...

I said, "Coffee Jelly."

I have already been on stage to sing, and this kind of situation has happened. I am really unhappy that I haven't eaten that special coffee jelly, and I don't want to leave.

Take the coffee jelly away anyway.

Hearing my words, Shiba choked for a moment, he seemed to want to know what my little brain was thinking, and was about to say something when he heard Miji say: "Kusuo, you can eat whatever you want! I'll go Take it for Kusuo!"

Then he wanted to turn his head and rush towards the surging crowd behind him, but Amano Youxue quickly grabbed Mi Chi, "Hey, do you want to die?"

Miji froze for a moment, then quickly gave himself a quick shake, shook his head and said, "I don't know what's going on, as long as I hear Kusuo's voice, I feel like I want to do something for him."

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, can't it, not only singing, but also speaking?

Although I can still use telepathy, there is actually no need to talk, but being forced to use only telepathy still makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

Obviously Shiba and Amano Yuyuki can maintain normal, but Miji will be affected, but if you think about it carefully, Shiba and Amano Yuyuki also have something in common. Those who play a little resistance to my ability.

I thought Sheba would force me to teleport away.

Probably because the person who beat up the enemy was chased by a group of ordinary townspeople and tourists, and it was embarrassing to spread the news that he couldn't get the coffee jelly that the third young master wanted.

Shiba actually said: "Let's go around, shake them off, and then go get the coffee jelly."

As expected of the man behind the ruined restaurant, the title of Big Eater Terminator, Xiba is very familiar with the town, he led us around, got rid of the crowd, and then went back to the dessert shop shop.

The original stage has been washed away by the crowd, and there are still a few injured and unconscious people lying on the ground. Fortunately, they are only injured and there are no casualties. I hope they can have similar physical fitness as the beating enemies. Can easily survive this catastrophe.

Xiba took us to the back door of the dessert shop quickly, because the singing venue was in the open air, and there were no traces of destruction inside. aroma of coffee.

I was tempted to float over, but there was a whistling wind in my ears. I subconsciously took the coffee jelly to escape together, and a fist that flew towards me appeared at my original position.

And the owner of the fist is a man I have never seen before. He is wearing a tattered gray dress, a blue-gray beret, a long scarf, and an unshaven beard. Distressed tramp.

But it is very strong. Judging from the momentum of the whole body, although he is only 22 years old, he is not lost to Shiba.

Both Miji and Amano Yuxue immediately became alert, but Shiba looked very relaxed.

The other party whistled, "Yo, is a baby capable of thinking?"

"Jin." Shiba called his name.

Wait a minute, is this the legendary Kim Fraser?

Only 22 years old?Isn't this eight years different from Shiba?According to Shiba, I thought they had to be of the same generation.

As a result, when Shiba ran away from home at the age of 12, Jin was only four years old, so he didn't get along at all, so did he go the way of forgetting the old age?

I have to say that even this can make friends, and Shiba still seems to trust each other.

Jin, there are some tricks.

"How?" Shiba asked.

"Well, singing is very nice." Jin smiled and showed his big white teeth, "It's just a little troublesome."

Xiba coughed twice, his face collapsed, and he asked, "Why didn't you inform me?"

"Your house doesn't lock the door." Jin asked carelessly, "You will know when I push the door open. Do you need to notify?"

"I bought pizza at the nearby pizzeria, the one where you and I got the 'big eater' together, do you want to eat?" Jin pulled out a pizza box from the side, "They are now We don't want to do 'Big Stomach King' anymore, I was thrown down by eggs when I sang."

He's obviously a hunter, but he's really down-to-earth.

Shiba declined.

I believe that if Xiba can open up his heart to me, I will probably know the following information, [You are not careful in making friends! 】.

In just one face-to-face meeting, Shiba didn't want to admit his title of "the man behind the ruined restaurant, the terminator of the big stomach king".

[Dad, don't worry, everyone has a time when they are young and frivolous. 】

Although maybe not young and frivolous, at least Shiba must have been in his twenties when he met Kim, maybe in his late thirties.

Really, it doesn't look like beating an enemy at all.

Shiba: ...

"This is not a place to talk, let's change places."

Jin nodded, "But if we run out now, we will be torn apart by crazy fans."

I originally wanted to float down with my 1.6-meter-high coffee jelly, and then let everyone else touch my body and teleport.

But Shiba took the first step and said, "You can't run?"

Jin said: "When you came in, didn't you teleport? I saw it on the roof."

"You lied to me a lot." Jin said with narrowed eyes.

Shiba didn't change his expression, and didn't explain, and asked me to take them back in an instant.

We're back in the hall where you beat the enemy.

Wu Tong didn't change his expression when he saw one more person coming back, he just asked Xiba: "Master, how to deal with the commotion in Kukulu Town?"

We have about ten people in Kukulu Town. They are in charge of intelligence and other issues in Kukulu Town. It is normal for news to spread.

They have all gone through professional training, and even though they saw the Patriarch running wildly and the pacifier powder always accompanying him, they would keep their mouths shut and would not say a word.

"Don't divulge our news, you can figure it out." Sheba said a little tiredly.

As an outstanding gold-medal housekeeper, he immediately got what he meant, bowed slightly to Shiba, looked at the 1.6-meter coffee jelly in my hand, and asked me without changing expression, "Do you need to store it in the kitchen?"

I'm worried that the coffee jelly is contaminated with poison, "No need."

As soon as these words came out, Wutong's expression was a little dazed, and he glanced at the others. Mi Ji was already looking at Wutong with a bad face, and Amano Yuxue was also affected, frowning and staring at Wutong.

No way, even those with the ability to read have begun to be affected?

It seems that he has to keep his mouth shut and speak telepathically.

Shiba said: "I won't add poison to you, you give Wutong the coffee jelly."

Now that Xiba said so, I also believed him, so I handed the coffee jelly to Wutong, and then told him telepathically, [Must be well preserved. 】

This is the only heroine in my life, ya ya ya, it feels like playing Hannibal again.

The difference is that the other party ate human flesh, while I ate coffee jelly meat.

However, what I didn't expect was that Wutong's solution was the rumor that there was an extra mermaid baby in Kukulu Town.

Then it turned into legends of a mermaid baby outflanking biceps during a dessert singing contest, sparking a riot.

Generally speaking, the biceps will be beautified to become a prince, and the mermaid baby should also be a beautiful girl or boy, but no one wants to be taken away from the mermaid baby with the sound of nature, and the direction of the story has turned into a villain fight Mermaid babies, but mermaid babies are uniquely beautiful.

There are even a series of peripherals, cotton dolls with mermaid tails, but fortunately they don't look so much like me, except for a head of pink hair.

If it attracts a lot of people to see the Mermaid Mermaid, it may be considered as the level of beating the enemy to spread rumors for the tourism industry.

While it worked, I wasn't going to run away from home until I was 12 years old.

...I see, this is the curse of the 12-year-old who ran away from home when he beat the enemy, did I actually use this method to prevent me from running away?

OK, I must say, metaphysics won.

Shiba sent Mi Chi and Amano Yuxue away again.

The surrounding servants also dispersed, guarding a place where they would never be heard but could prevent people from approaching. Only the three of us were left in the living room.

"You're late," Shiba said.

It can be seen that the relationship between Jin and Shiba is really good. Jin didn't care about Shiba's cold face at all, raised his eyebrows and said deliberately, "I don't know that you are looking for Master Dienian for your own children."

"But my own child still has to protect it by myself. It doesn't matter if I'm a little late."

"My wife is also pregnant. I went to see her when I came over. If it's a boy, I plan to name him 'Jay Freeze'. If it's a girl, it's called 'Jenny Freeze'. '."

"Kiqiu is about to give birth to her fourth child, and it's still twins." Xiba didn't answer his words, and talked about a topic that had no CUE at all.

...Hey, hey, you guys didn't get together to move the kids out to compete with each other, did you?

The oddly competitive nature of a new dad and an aging dad of three about to have a fourth and fifth.

Fortunately, the two of them quickly realized their naivety and corrected the topic.

"Kusuo's abilities can make a big difference," Shiba said.

"Voice of the mermaid, I saw the madness of the people in the town," Jin gave my voice a name, "Also I saw teleportation, levitation, telepathy, some abilities are still uncontrollable, It will be very troublesome if it continues like this.”

"He's only over a year old." Jin's eyes swept over me, which was different from before, which gave me the illusion that he could see through me, "It will continue to grow."

"Jin." Shiba squinted his eyes and called him as if threatening.

"Don't worry about me, you know me, I won't leak the secret, as long as you can control it." After a pause, he continued, "I found a nemesis teacher according to your request."

Hearing this premise, Shiba narrowed his eyes.

King did not explain but said: "Els is my friend. He got into trouble and was hunted down, and he is willing to stay under the protection of the enemy forever."