Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do.

I fell into the three major self-questions in the world. I only felt that the sky and the earth were long, and the white clouds floating in the sky gradually washed away the lingering appearance of a strong man and bugs in the back of my mind.

Ya Li Ya Li, I died peacefully.

Human life is probably to float among the white clouds and return to the universe.

But Shiba was not happy.

Shiba held my "corpse" and descended rapidly from the stratosphere. Due to the strange connection between my soul and body, I couldn't leave my body too far.

I also had to go from a position where I was dangling and floating on the clouds and rushed down in a roller coaster way.

Even the soul seemed to be no different from the body, and he didn't feel overwhelmed by the direct impact of the soul.

When Shiba was about to hit the ground, he sprayed down with "Nian", which formed a reaction force, allowing him to fall from a high altitude without incident.

As expected of a person with the ability to read, they didn't use a parachute, and at this height, most people would die suddenly during the process of landing, but even people with the ability to read can rarely do this, but Shiba's hair can be used as a The tourniquet is used. If the target of the "leakage of super power" was Xiba, I don't think it would be possible to shave his hair.

It's a hunk.

I used "teleportation", but it was not above the beating enemy. The location was above an uninhabited island that I was optimistic about before. I originally planned to find an opportunity to throw Shiba down, but I didn't expect him First KO me with the brawny bug.

Xiba landed vertically, and the landing point was also on the uninhabited island.

Generally speaking, the first thing to do should be to observe the environment first, but in fact Shiba didn't care about it at all. He noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with my body.

Shiba patted my "corpse" vigorously, seeing that my eyes were closed tightly and there was no response.

With a trembling hand, I put my "corpse" on the ground, then grabbed my pulse with one hand, and put the other hand under my nose to confirm my breathing. When it was confirmed that there was neither heartbeat nor breathing, Xiba stunned.

The whole body froze in place, and the sadness was burning more intensely than the anger. First, he didn't believe that the "I" in front of him had turned into a corpse, so he frantically performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but it was useless. The soul is still floating outside.

Shiba's eyes were moist, which surprised me, and then it really looked like it was broadcast in a TV series, and he looked up to the sky and roared, "Ah, I want to kill that nemesis teacher!"

I totally think it's because I put a burly bug on my neck and caused my "death".

But does he think there's nothing wrong with me being scared to death by a bug?

Although there is nothing wrong with saying this, if it weren't for Mr. G, I would never use the "soul out of body" method to escape from this hell.

But because of this, it doesn't seem good to throw the blame on the disenchantment master. I didn't think that I would just run away like this. Everyone who beats the enemy will go crazy. I can't stand Jiqiu crying, and there are jokes, but I also don't want to just go back to the body of the strong man and bugs who are still lying on their stomachs.

Shiba has the unparalleled ability to read the air, can he learn to read the soul immediately now?

I waved it in front of Shiba in the state of a soul, but he didn't respond at all, so I tried to pull out his lion head hair and passed it through. Well, it is in a spirit state after all, which is understandable.

Oops, it doesn't look like it can.

Anyway, Shiba looked so sad, which made me feel a little bit guilty.

Then try to get into my body, although the burly bug is still lying on my neck.

Fortunately, at this time, the burly bug on my neck suddenly exploded for some reason.

In this case, try to close your eyes and pretend that there is no such thing, you can also return to your body.

I closed my eyes, and exerted force on my body, well, it succeeded, I just wanted to take a shower right away.

Shiba was still hugging my dead body, so sad that he couldn't help himself, his tears even stayed and dripped on my face, too bad, did he actually cry?

Now if I open my eyes and say "Hi, Dad, I'm not dead", will he be so angry that he wants to lock me in the worm house?

Anyway, Shiba has already contacted the airship that beat up the enemy, so let's wake up when there are too many people on the airship. If Shiba still values ​​his own and my face, there will be no problem.

But I ignored one point, Sheba's hand was still on my chest, the position of the heart, when the heartbeat started to beat, even if it was an extremely weak heartbeat, Sheba would not ignore it, let alone me for a second From nothing to a very healthy heartbeat.

"Stop pretending." Shiba said in a deep voice.

... Alas, a heart that does not live up to expectations.

As I thought about it, my eyes saw that in a room, there was a round chandelier above the room, which seemed to be broken and flickered for some reason.

It was obviously a broken lamp, but the boys wearing red hats with numbered numbers and red coats were all cheering, jumping and clapping each other, and muttering loudly with great joy, "The heart is alive! The heart is alive !"

It turned out that the flickering broken lamp was my heart.

What are these boys with red coats and red hats?

Judging from the boxes with O2 scattered around, and everyone shouting "Hurry up to deliver oxygen!", ah, it's red blood cells.

...Even if it's an internal view, it's not quite right.

In other words, it turns out that humans are running in my veins like this.

If you think about it carefully, there are indeed many problems. Is it my ability to turn my blood cells into people and run away?Is it really all right?

"What are you thinking?"

I heard a voice asking me, and subconsciously replied, "Although everything can be anthropomorphic, it's quite scary to see a small person running around transporting oxygen in one's own blood vessels."

"Huh?" An angry Shiba yelled while holding my ear, "...you are amazing! After scaring me like this, you are still thinking about Two-dimensional things!"

... No, I didn't, I really had to see a group of anthropomorphic red blood cells transporting oxygen in my blood vessels!

I seem to have seen King Kong angrily tearing up "Binary Linear Equation" from Sibana.

I stretched out my hand, wanting to explain, but when I came back to my senses, Shiba grabbed the back of my neck and turned over. He swung his giant palm and made two slaps.

I'm stiff.

In the next second, he stared at Shiba ten meters away.

I was beaten for playing dead and Two-dimensional anthropomorphism.

Well, the former is my problem, but it's mainly the brawny bug, he put the bug on my neck!

The latter is true, there are villains running in my blood vessels.

Although I felt aggrieved, I still quietly stared at Xiba. His eyes were red and bloodshot, and the heavy sadness around him had not dissipated, but he was very happy, and he forgot to block my telepathy.

[It's good to be alive. 】

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-a, it seems that I really scared Xiba, I feel a little guilty, in my heart Xiba is that kind of giant, can't be defeated by anything, I didn't expect it to become like this, if it's funny, I'm It will definitely not scare him.

Thinking about it this way, I seem to be a bit too much for my dad.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Sorry, I was scared."

Shiba sighed, and didn't say much, as if he had recovered from the grief and loss of his son, and became calm again, but his voice was still a little hoarse, he asked, "Tell me, what's going on? "

This made me breathe a sigh of relief, and I didn't plan to tell Shiba about the out-of-body experience before.

Shiba asked me some specific questions, such as what can be done when the soul is out of the body.

I also said everything, such as not being able to touch objects.

"That's useless," Shiba said. "After the soul leaves the body, it can only collect information, and it's too dangerous."

"When your soul came out of your body, your heart stopped and the temperature of your skin became cold. It took about 5 minutes since I fell from the sky to the ground. According to human body indicators, you should have died long ago, and the soul cannot be determined. Out of body affects your body, it is best to return to your body immediately after discovering that your soul is out of your body."

This is Xiba's original character, calm analysis, it really scared me before.

"Spirit out of body" is not a common ability for me. I only use it when I want to escape but can't escape.

But while the main issue is out of body, I also have to explain Sheba's stigmatization of my Two-dimensional.

"I literally got to see anthropomorphic red blood cells running around in my veins."

"Who do you want to be?"

"Red blood cell anthropomorphism."

"What is anthropomorphism?"

"It's like being able to turn into a human being."

"Kusuo, the red blood cells will only gush out along the blood." Shiba said, "It's better for you to avoid your soul going out of your body."

Even though his telepathy is out of touch again, I seriously doubt he's implying that I've broken my brain out of my body.

... Forget it, the generation gap kills people.

Sheba will never know Two-dimensional in this life.

"And you have too many useless superpowers." Sheba added.

If I can know how to reduce it, what else do adults need to do?

But I don't think it's okay to let Shiba belittle me like this. Although I don't like the identity of a superpower, I can't let him look down on me.

"I can teleport to the moon now." I said.

The anthropomorphic ability of red blood cells made Shiba doubt the correctness of my words, and nodded perfunctorily.

"Don't you believe it, I also saw a world above our continent, where there are strange creatures throwing garbage down as shooting stars."

Shiba's gaze was nailed to my face at once, and his gaze made me a little scared, as if I had been cut off from my old father who would cry for fear of my death.

Without any smile, he said: "This matter cannot be said outside."

He seemed lost in thought, not wanting to say anything at all.

Is there something wrong with that world?

But it seems that Shiba doesn't want to talk about it, so can we continue the conversation by changing the topic?

Compared with the world above, the bug is more critical, so I still have something to say.

I thought for a while and suppressed my nausea and asked, "That bug exploded."

"This is the realization of mind ability." Shiba was stunned for a moment, and then explained as usual, "It will become like this when it absorbs excessive power."

"Your strength is too strong, and it's not that the necromancer can seal it." Shiba said, "Of course, if he puts all the bugs on you, the situation may not be certain."

"This kind of bug is called Mr. G. It has a huge reproductive ability, and it also has this characteristic after the realization of the mind." Xiba said, "It's just that you have never seen it before beating an enemy."

"Perhaps we should tell the servants not to clean so diligently." Shiba touched his chin and said.

Hearing this, I hurriedly backed away while shaking my head, if Shiba wanted to catch me, I must run back faster than his hand this time.

Shiba sighed and said, "Your ability to escape is really excellent. If you were forced to accept the bugs, you would probably teleport directly to the moon."

Sure, if you don't run, don't you want to become a bugman?

Because there is such a character who raises insects inside the body in "A World of Only Hot Blood and Best Friends", I didn't accompany Mi Ji to finish watching this anime. I laughed so hard that I didn't watch it. Every time Mi Ji thinks of the finale They will swear at people, and they will continue to swear when watching the next generation.

"But your body is still human, and you have a favorite detective drama, and under certain circumstances, you will still come down from the moon to look for food and have fun."

Why do you make me sound like a princess living on the moon?Is it necessary to arrest someone and go back to be a son-in-law?

But Shiba didn't want to tell me about it at all.

"The probability of catching you is too low, and if we spend manpower and material resources to catch you, it will also attract the attention of others." Xiba said, "Compared to the cost we paid, the probability of getting results is too low, and we will cause unnecessary trouble."

Strange, if he is worried about my safety, even beating up the enemy will consume a huge amount of manpower and material resources, Xiba still can't guarantee that he can catch me, why should he worry that others will catch me?

Besides, is there still someone who can risk offending and beating the enemy to arrest me?

If it wasn't for dying on the way to the mission, this kind of skill is not as good as a human being, and beating the enemy under other circumstances is to chase to the end.

Seeing my ignorant look, Shiba sighed and said, "According to your teleportation and there are no other restrictions, it stands to reason that you can easily go to the Dark Continent."

He probably felt that I was easy to be deceived because of my lack of scheming, so he explained it to me after thinking about it.